TDM 15

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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

★ Mating Season ★ is pleased to announce the start of nesting season in the Golden Peacock! This is a special time where guests are invited to join a series of competitive events to woo potential mates. Everyone is eager to find their perfect match and happy ending! 🍆 💦

Mating games will take place in various locations around the resort. Get ready to flash your feathers and present your courtship dance.

As a special introduction feature, all participants will be interviewed by a ★ Mating Season ★ staff member. Our sweet AI friend 🐦 CHIRPY 🐦 will generate a mate card that is likely to match your gameplay style.

Competitors will be able to browse potential mates on the ★ Mating Season ★ app to connect with those they would like to nest with!

Wildcards are an important part of nesting season. All guests that romantically match with a Wildcard during the games will be gifted a triple extra large payout for being chosen by the newest birds on the block.

Get ready to match and find love! 】

SEED ME IN THE BEDROOM

A BIRD IN THE BUSH

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT

► New arrivals are in for a treat! No need to sign up and wait for the chance to participate in the mating games. As soon as Wildcards open their eyes they will find themselves in one of the wedding suites of the Phoenix Casino! Each suite houses up to six guests comfortably. That's what bunkbeds are for!

► Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. The term 'robe' is used loosely this round with looks spanning the full range of wedding lingerie. All lingerie come in either white or black to promote the game's wedding aesthetic.

► Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty bunkbeds in these suites. It wouldn't be much fun for Wildcards to only marry each other, would it? The staff also understand that some existing guests ache to wed. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

► Racks of clothing are waiting right outside the wedding suites. Everything available for arrivals to wear are elaborate wedding dresses and sharp tuxedos. Why? All will soon become clear after Mating Season staff urge them to dress and then drag them out to the casino floor.

TO THE CHAPEL

► Down the red carpet waits a gaudy casino wedding chapel and our favorite officiant, Birdvis! Two guests will meet for the first time at the altar to be married by Birdvis with no 'I do' required. It's possible it isn't really the first time they've met but game producers would appreciate keeping mum if that's the case.

► Congratulations, you're married! All new couples are forced to wear matching wedding rings. These wedding rings resonate and randomly magnetize wearers together. Now that you're married you have to stick with your spouse.

► Rings cannot be removed until either considerable romantic bonding has occurred or the couple has consummated the marriage. Whichever comes first! As long as the rings are on, couples will continue to be randomly pulled together. Watch out for brides and grooms flying through the casino as they're magnetized to their partner!

► Glitches in the matrimony matrix may occur. When a glitch happens, guests wearing wedding rings may end up attaching to someone other than their spouse. Even if the other person isn't wearing a ring at all! Oops.

THE NEWLYWED GAME

► The Newlywed Game is presented to help guests bond with their new spouse. However, couples may end up shuffled around—it's so difficult to keep track of who's married whom! Some guests who aren't married may also be dragged in to buff up the numbers.

► Poker tables in the casino have been converted into romantic tables studded with roses and candles. Each table comes with a bottle of wine, a pack of cards with questions, two notepads, and two pens.

► Players flip a card and individually write their answer on their respective notepads. Then they both take a guess as to what the other has answered. The player closest to their partner's answer is awarded a point. If neither player makes a close guess no points are given. The game ends when one side reaches five points.

► Questions cover a range of invasive topics, though most of them focus on kinks or feelings. Welcome to Self Report: The Game!

► All winners of the Newlywed Game will be rewarded with luxurious lingerie. Marriages take work to keep the spark alive! Losers will be entered into the spanking raffle. Everyone drawn from the pool will be subject to bare bottom spankings from dominants and dominatrixes around the resort. Particularly dommy guests may be recruited for spanking duty.

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE!

► Don't let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life! Guests are invited to participate the Extreme Dating Challenge, which offers the opportunity to meet potential mates in unique situations. Head over to House Finch and Cloaca & Dagger to meet some sexy singles!

► Staff are eager to help set guests up on some absurd dates. Characters are dressed in ridiculous outfits and given embarrassing tasks to complete during the date. The first person to laugh loses and will be subject to a humiliating but harmless penalty.

► Guests are allowed to select their own silly outfits. However, reluctant guests will be manhandled into costumes by producers. If it's left up to the producers they'll be wearing something embarrassing and sexy, like a maid uniform.

► Only alcohol is provided and there are no food options. Long-standing guests joining in on the fun are oddly sleep deprived because the producers keep kicking them awake so they make bad decisions. Current Game 52 players aren't free from such treatment! Excessive alcohol and no sleep make for good entertainment.

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE! TOO HOT TO HANDLE

► At some point one of the producers gets the inspired idea to make the challenges sexy. During night hours, the Extreme Dating Challenge goes NSFW. Characters are dressed in revealing costumes and given erotic tasks to complete during the date. A favorite task of a certain producer is to ask competitors to suck on a girthy pickle.

► The NSFW version of the game has the added entertainment of Too Hot To Handle rules. Guests are forbidden from any kissing, sexual contact, or self-gratification during the date. Outfits and tasks are designed to sexually tease and provoke the other person. The first person to initiate any kind of sexual contact loses.

► Once again, guests are welcome to choose their own outfits. Those that must be manhandled will be strapped into harnesses, gimp suits, and pasties.

► Losers will be strapped into a chastity belt and mercilessly teased (erotically). Winners collect a large payout for their success.

CLUCK AROUND, FIND OUT

MY SWAN AND ONLY LOVE

LUST IS BIRDS

► Upon arrival to the Mating Season central hub, blindfolded guests are lead into a starting pod. Each blind date will last 30 minutes, after which staff members will knock on the doors of the pods to rotate guests to meet new matches. Welcome to Lust is Birds, where Penguinessa Larkchey and her husband, Peck Larkchey, ask the big questions. Can you get hot for someone you've never seen? Can attraction spark through voice alone? Is love... real?

► Participants are alone in their pod with a blind date on the other side of a partition. These two guests can talk to each other but cannot see each other through the partition. Guests cannot overhear other guests outside of their paired pods. They only have each other for company once locked inside.

► Pods are furnished with a couch, blankets, flatscreen, and snack bar. Included with the snack bar are bottles of wine and spirits, as well as the classic reality TV silver goblets. Guests are encouraged to drink and eat their fill; everything inside the pods is free regardless of rank. Relax, enjoy, and have fun!

► Don't worry, Mating Season wouldn't leave you up the creek without a paddle. Every pod has two glass jars with slips of paper. These jars are labeled ROMANTIC TOPICS and SEXY TOPICS. While guests are encouraged to talk about anything they want, if they find themselves coming up short, they can use jar topics for ideas.

► Find yourself making a connection? Mating Season would never cut off a fledgling love affair. Every pod is equipped with a large green MATE button. Pressing that button signifies the intention to couple up and nest. If both sides press the button they'll be allowed to meet face-to-face for nesting time.

SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN

► Welcome, chefs, to the Gilded Cage's sprawling kitchen! Here you'll be issued a series of challenges our charming host, certified daddy dom Albert Brownbird. Will you be able to withstand the heat of the sluttiest kitchen in the Golden Peacock?

► Unlike a traditional cooking show, all of these challenges are erotic. Since Albert is a kind-hearted daddy dom, his early tasks won't be too specific and remain within the realm of general appeal. Beginning rounds kick off with easy challenges, like giving their waiting partner two back-to-back orgasms. Later rounds include more specific tasks, like anal stimulation or nipple play with added parameters.

► After the challenge is issued chefs will have one minute to dash through the massive pantry to grab the sex toys they want. Toys are limited in number. Competitors not fast enough may end up with weird leftovers. Producers encourage kicking and slapfights to snatch toys from each other's baskets. It's good entertainment!

► Once "ingredients" have been secured, chefs return to their station and start getting their waiting partner off. Winners are judged based on how quickly they complete the task and how pleased their partners are. Someone may get their partner off quickly with a spatula, but if that partner isn't thoroughly satisfied with their "meal", daddy Albert is knocking off points.

► Guests that score highly are rewarded with two large payouts, privileges to use the Gilded Cage's kitchen for two months, a clean chef's jacket embroidered with daddy Albert's face, new cooking supplies, and the title of Top Chef. Guests that score poorly are assigned to the cleanup crew and peeling vegetables for the next dinner rush.

THIS IS DANGEROUS?!

► Come test your smarts in a battle of wits at Chickadees! It's time for everyone's favorite trivia gameshow, Dangerous!? Hosted for sixty nine years by Alex Trebawk, a dapper older bird in an impeccable three-piece suit, Dangerous!? has been a staple on the Peacock network for decades.

► Two or three contestants play by selecting clues under certain categories, including everyone's favorite Kinks You'd Like To Play. Players have a limited time to provide a response (for example: A kink you're interested in but have never tried). Failing to provide a truthful answer in a few seconds requires the player to remove one article of clothing. Last player with clothing on is the winner!

► Be careful—forgetting to phrase your reply in the form of a question results in a penalty. Traditionally this penalty is chosen by the other player, but Trebawk has been known to offer his own suggestions if need be!

► The winner is rewarded with a Golden Owl trophy, a large payout, and showered with adoration. The loser is conscripted into working as the winner's servant for 24 hours post-game.

FOWL INTENTIONS

BEAKING OUT

BEAK GAMES

► Not to be outdone, local algorithm junky Mr. Beak does what he does best: steals a profitable idea and turns it into his own content. Lust is Birds? That’s old news, baby! What the people want is BEAK GAMES.

► Beak Games brings blindfolded players to large cubes instead of the familiar Lust is Birds pods. Once inside participants are told that they are trapped until they have at least one orgasm, at which point the cubes will unlock. The catch, which Mr. Beak conveniently waits until after the first round to announce? Anyone who orgasms has to remain in the cube for the next round! Both parties orgasmed? Hope you had fun together, because you’re going for another round.

► Participants will find an assortment of sex toys available in the cube, along with an old fashioned telephone that can be used to request additional items from the production. Just be warned, Team Beak is just as likely to bring in a sybian instead of the requested sandwich to mix things up! Twists are good content!!

► Guests not subject to the cubes may find themselves locked inside a pitch-black room instead. Players are told that they are trapped until they manage to find the key for the door's padlock. The catch? Players inside the room are chained or handcuffed together. They'll be given the sole hint that that the key is somewhere on one of their bodies. Maybe even in your butthole! Mr. Beak will announce, Check your buttholes!

► The key can be anywhere on one of the participants. Once found, they'll need to make their way to the lock in the dark and get the door open. Good luck navigating that while chained together!

► Don’t worry: within 24 hours Mr. Beak gets sued for reckless endangerment and intellectual property theft, so any players remaining at that point are set free with “please don’t sue us” speed and given a complimentary I Survived Beak Games! jersey.

NEST SWEET

► Nesting Season wraps up a few days later, since Mating Season's legal department is gearing up for a long court battle with local network celebrity Mr. Beak. However, the impact of the mating games lasts for much longer than legal proceedings!

► Depending on how characters behaved during nesting season they may be recognized as heroes or villains of their respective games by fans. Villains may be met with boos when walking to Birdbucks for their morning coffee. Heroes may be crowded in the hallways and begged for autographs. Stans and shippers pop up across the board with fanfiction and fanart posted on the both virtual and physical bulletin boards.

► Since all guests signed away the rights to their likeness upon checking in to the resort (tiny tiny tiny print), Mating Season jumps at the opportunity to produce merchandise of participants. With the popularity of Nesting Season it's easier than ever to get a t-shirt with your loved one's face printed across the chest, featuring one of their iconic quotes from the games. The popup shop at Mating Season's central hub becomes a permanent addition so one can pick up some swag anytime!

► Divorces may also be processed through Mating Season once the shipping hype dies down. Mating Season does hope that you managed to find someone to be a pair of sweet mandarin ducks with!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; BDSM; competition; costumes; dating show themes; dubcon; entrapment; humiliation; punishment; marriage themes; mr beast references; sex toys

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header.

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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(frozen comment) CONFESSIONALS: CODE

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CHARACTER NAME

TITLE

"QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE
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AGE: ANSWER
GENDER: ANSWER
CARD: ANSWER
ROLE: ANSWER
FAVORITE POSITION: ANSWER
SEXIEST FEATURE: ANSWER
SEEKING: ANSWER

Brief introduction to character and what kind of mate they're looking for.

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ALBERT BROWNBIRD

DADDY DOM CHEF

"Hungry? I know you are.
It's beef bourguignon for
dinner and cock for dessert!"

AGE: 57
GENDER: MALE
CARD: K♦
ROLE: DOMINANT TOP
FAVORITE POSITION: FACE-DOWN DOGGY
SEXIEST FEATURE: SMALL DICK BUT KNOWS HOW TO USE IT
SEEKING: SLUTTY SUBMISSIVES TO DOTE ON

Michelin Star awarded chef and host of Slutthroat Kitchen. Chef Albert is a VIP member of Naked Yolk and currently supports seven submissives. Known as Daddy Albert in BDSM circles, this daddy is looking to add three more submissives to his harem for a full ten. Looks don't matter. Submissives need only be hungry to get porked like juicy tenderloin.

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TOP LEVEL DIRECTORY

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If you have posted a top level with a new character, feel free to link your top level here! Characters originally premiering on previous TDMs that are not currently in game may also utilize this directory.

For ease, please write your character's name and canon in the subject line when posting your top level link. If you do not currently have an invite for this app round and are seeking one, please feel free to add INVITE WANTED to your header for visibility.

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colress | pokémon (games) | INVITE WANTED

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Here!

colress | pokémon (games) | new/returning player

[shadesbetween]

COLRESS

POKÉMON SCIENTIST

"A quote? Hm. I've never filled anything like this out before, I'm not certain what would constitute an appropr"

AGE: 27
GENDER: Male
CARD: N/A
ROLE: Switch for Science
FAVORITE POSITION: Face to Face
SEXIEST FEATURE: That slim, grabbable waist
SEEKING: Brave, compliant bodies to give him plenty of data

Dr. Colress is a man willing to probe the deepest, darkest holes imaginable if he can get what he wants in the end, even if it means forsaking being gentle with any of his test subjects. He's no stranger to them fighting back, of course, and can take a hell of a lot of punishment--it's all sweet, sweet information to gulp down after all.

TO THE CHAPEL. A.

[ Colress doesn't look too out of place in a stark white tuxedo, proper posture and demeanor giving an unexpected amount of weight to what is basically a Vegas marriage. Unfortunate there isn't much time to appreciate it before the 'ceremony' gets underway.

Once he and his partner are up there on the altar, looking into each other's eyes for the very first time, Colress brings an abrupt hand up to Birdvis' now sputtering mouth before he can get past the first syllable of whatever speed-vows they're expected to repeat.

All the while, his eyes don't leave his new partner's. ]

May I know your name before it's announced to all of us?

TO THE CHAPEL. B.

[ Well that's annoying.

Colress is curious about this new place, that's a given, and since he's not literally shackled to his new spouse he figures it isn't against any rules to just go exploring, right?

Hm. Maybe not.

Every time he gets his hands close to somewhere they might not be allowed, the ring on his finger buzzes to life. He's dragged through halls, bonked against doorways, knocked over a few artistic displays, and by the time the rings have found their partners he's visibly annoyed whether he's attached to his initial spouse or not. ]

There was a way to disable these intrusive things, wasn't there?

THE NEWLYWED GAME.

I suppose we are technically Newlyweds, even if we aren't wed to each other. A unique concept for a game, if that is meant to be the challenge.

[ If it isn't general fuckery he should be expecting of this place, he means. He hasn't been here long, but it doesn't take an extended stay to catch on that this is more of a madhouse than a resort.

"Which of you is the bigger spender?"

Oh, he's already writing. Seems he's pretty confident in his answer. ]

SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN.

Good news!!

[ Is it? He seems pretty excited about the stuffed grocery basket he's putting on the table, jabbering on as he takes things out one by one to sort them all in a neat line. ]

Personal taste in the bedroom is as varied as personal taste on the tongue. Without your initial input as to what you might enjoy, I believe this will be mostly about technique rather than outside assistance with all its 'bells and whistles', as it were. And there were many simple tools left available.

[ He picks up a small bottle with what looks like a fancy mug of cocoa on its label, presenting it like it's a valuable antique. ]

This lubricant, for example, warms with friction. Perfectly suited for our purposes.

WILDCARD.
[ Howdy hey it's Gray, back at it again because I love you people. I'm up for a lot but if you're unsure of anything you can PM me here, reach out to flutterm0use, or just post and see where things go. I like yes-anding! Mwah ♡ ]

slutthroat kitchen (best pun in the world oh my god)

[driyosh]

[Dottore looks at the bottle skeptically.]

Certainly a novel creation, I'll grant you, but the environment is hardly one that facilitates eroticism. That said, I do pride myself in being flexible.

[The double entendre seems to be unintentional. He reaches out to pick up a firm, navy blue silicone ring with a bulge on one side, along with a matching remote control. Tapping the button multiple times cycles through a series of more and more intense vibrations from the ring.]

This is interesting too.

[The Doctor is not shy when he has a goal.]

Zuo Le | Arknights | Wildcard (New Character/Current Player)

[candlestick]

I. NEW ARRIVAL

[ "Robes" certainly is a loose term for what Zuo Le finds he has to wear on arrival. The (definitely not safe to open at work) lacy lingerie he happens to have been gifted is white, and like a real Mr. No Fun, he's immediately ditched the top half of it.

Though desperation for some sort of coverage has had him reluctantly keeping the lower half on. It doesn't stop him from stooping forward awkwardly, hands politely down over his crotch as he shuffles about the wedding suite looking awkward and uncomfortable about this whole thing.

He may be talking to one of his new roomies, or he may just be mumbling to himself as he tries to take this all in, but either way his thoughts are being voiced aloud when he says: ]

Surely... this must be some sort of nightmare I can wake up from.


II. RING TROUBLE

[ The boy has gotten himself a nice tux at this point, and while there's something a little awkward about that as well, it's better than what he was stuck with at first. The bad news for him is that he was shuffled on stage with someone and overly ceremoniously forced into marriage.

Who is his new bride or groom? Well, that part doesn't really matter. It doesn't change the fact that right now the ring that has been foisted onto him may have some glitches in its programming. The damned thing has him rapidly sliding across the ground, all despite his best attempts to dig his heels into the carpet while holding onto his wrist as if he can yank his own arm back down to his side. Sliding directly at someone, in fact, as his ring has decided to magnetize itself to that person. ]

Quickly! Move left!

[ His instructions to dodge won't help, but damn if he isn't trying for the sake of the other person he's about to crash into arm first. ]


III. THIS ISN'T A COOKING SHOW?

[ As the contestants around him begin to scramble about, grabbing increasingly alarming looking sex toys he's never seen before in his life, Zuo Le's scaley tail starts whipping up a nervous frenzy behind him. Even while the rest of him stays rooted in spot. ]

I misunderstood the premise of this show.

[ Boy would Yu be upset to hear how this kitchen is being used. ]


IV. BEAK GAMES

[ He yanks the blindfold off of himself the minute he's able, dashing towards the door seconds before it's slammed shut in his face. A few futile attempts to rattle the door handle uselessly later, Zuo Le steps back and takes stock of the room. ]

If we work together we may be able to break it down.

[ The door or the whole room? He doesn't clarify, but it's clear he's choosing the option of violence over the easier way of getting out.

Let him tire himself out first with this route before he revisits the other option. ]


((OOC. I'm open to m/any for Zuo Le! Though as a note for people with age limits the character is only 19. For any thread that does go in a spicy direction, the answer to is the snake boy built like that? The answer is yes. There are two.))

iv.

[wellpaid]

Enthusiastic response.

[ And Alhaitham’s response is much… less. The speed with which he pulls of the blindfold is much slower, in no rush to face the conundrum they’ve found themselves in. When he does pull off the blindfold, it was to the impressive sight of Zuo Le’s rather simple-minded attempt to escape.

Alhaitham does not pitch in to help. Certainly doesn’t volunteer to work with him to break the door down. It’s an exercise in futility.

His arms cross lazily over his chest, watching the other expend his energy for a moment longer before. ]

You must be new here.

[ Alhaitham says as he pulls out a book, fully ready to occupy himself while Zuo Le… does whatever. ]

Il Dottore/The Doctor | Genshin Impact | New Character

[driyosh]

The Doctor

Heretic Scholar, Second of the Fatui Harbingers

"Anything can be canon is possible in the search for knowledge."

AGE: Old enough
GENDER: Male, technically
CARD: N/A
ROLE: Switch, mostly bottom
FAVORITE POSITION: Is oral a position?
SEXIEST FEATURE: Smooth voice, undeniable aura, and a tiny fucking waist
SEEKING: Someone he can impress and be impressed by, a give and take. Mostly the other doing the taking.

The Doctor has never been a stranger to the unconventional, the... taboo. He's been around for centuries and has experienced much - and he's not shy about using that experience to get exactly what he wants. When it comes to his goals, to his research, to his desire to shake the firmament, there's no line he won't cross. And yet, if you asked him? He'd say it's all in the pursuit of servicing - excuse me, serving humanity.

.1. Slutthroat Kitchen

A cooking challenge seems straightforward. Dottore likes to think he's fairly good at it; it's all just chemistry, and baking is a particularly good way to occupy the hands for a bit while you're waiting on samples to culture.

He really shouldn't have expected it to be that simple.

The biggest issue, in the Doctor's mind, is that an industrial kitchen isn't a very erotic place. How is he supposed to bring someone to orgasm, or have one of his own, under bright lights, while being judged?

"I hope this kind of environment does it for you," he says to the person on the other side of the shiny steel table. Great for autopsies, not ideal for sex. Of course he's tried.

.2. Extreme Dating (NSFW Edition)

Unlike the debacle in the kitchen, something called a Speed Dating Challenge seems refreshingly straightforward. Sure, he had to dress up, but just to be contrary Dottore chooses an outfit that, while sexy(probably? He's not a great judge of what random people will find attractive), will be nigh-impossible to quickly remove.

To his credit, the first hours go well! The Doctor is rather good at controlling himself, so it's mostly been free alcohol and 'challenges' that he refuses to allow himself to be humiliated by. He's throated many a pickle and worked words like 'pussy' and 'masturbatory' into conversation more times - and in more and more contrived ways - than he can count, and is quickly getting the reputation for being a tough nut to crack.

That does, however, mean that he's becoming a target. He didn't realize how heavy the drinks were getting until the third time he's being jolted awake, and the full discomfort of the outfit he's chosen has had time to set in. Dottore is a thousand percent sure that his inner ear is swimming in too much liquor for him to be able to stand up and leave without falling down, throwing up, or both. His next 'date' will find him leaning forward on his elbow and running his hand over his face.

"I haven't had a hangover in three centuries, and I don't look forward to the one I'll have tomorrow."

.3. Wildcard

[Heyo! I'm Dana, and this is my horrible man; I'm up for most things, but if you wanna reach out, you can PM me here or hit up katzenkinder! Unlike this guy, I don't bite.]

@GuidingLight; Audio

[lunarnocturne]

[Well now, this is an unexpected turn of events. To see one of the Tsaritsa's top brass trapped here as well gives Flins something of a delicious sense of schadenfreude, given everything their lot has done. Even more surprising though is the information provided about the man known as "The Doctor." He would have expected Dottore to be the domineering sort, if nothing else.

Still, he hums thoughtfully, voice calm and composed.]

A Fatui Harbinger, hmm...? Number two, even. Interesting. So it seems that not even immense power can spare one from being kidnapped by the resort.

nico robin | one piece live action | new character and player

[palmful]

➤ seed me in the bedroom: married at first sight.

[ it's not a problem for her to leave the bed in just the lingerie that's been provided—an elaborate black corset-like bra trimmed in delicate lace with matching underwear—whoever chose this for her at least has some taste. robin isn't shy about her body (hasn't been for a long time) but she does appreciate craftsmanship and tailoring, which is what makes her gravitate towards the racks of clothing outside the wedding suites.

they expect her to choose one of the wedding dresses, but she passes on them in favor of a tux instead, cinching the belt at her waist. ]

Hmm... it's missing something. [ dark eyes land on the hat just out of her reach, and what looks like another arm appears in a burst of cherry blossom petals to toss it down to her waiting hands. ] Perfect.

[ how did that happen? don't worry about it. ]

➤ cluck around, find out: lust is birds.

[ it's very tempting to cheat the blindfold, but robin plays along with it and allows herself to be led to one of the pods. she scans the food and drink once it comes off (they really are so eager to provide, aren't they?), and helps herself some wine before getting comfortable on the couch.

once her partner has made their way to the adjacent pod and has settled in, she speaks up, voice low and amused: ]

Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

➤ wildcard + ooc info.

[ robin is from the end of season 2; please let me know if you'd like to avoid spoilers! she's 28 and is ota ages and genders—f/m, f/f, f/nb all good. feel free to hit me with anything else if the above doesn't spark joy, i am so open and easy; i'm particularly interested in beak games if you wanna mess around with that, or just pm me if you want to plot something else. for the lust is birds prompt, her voice sounds like this. please mind the very mild body horror in the video! ]

lust is birds

[theflashyfool]

Buggy.

[He didn't even cheat! Because sometimes, good things can come from these stupid little games. Besides, at least there's food and drink, right?]

Buggy the Clown. And you?

Zenitsu Agatsuma | Kimetsu no Yaiba/Demon Slayer | new player

[honoikazuchi]

(( main note: zenitsu is only 16. i eagerly welcome non-romantic CR as much as i do romantic/sexual. his permissions/kinks are over here! ))

Zenitsu Agatsuma

The Rumble Hashira

"I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"

AGE: 16
GENDER: Male
CARD: Wild
ROLE: What?
FAVORITE POSITION: Huh??
SEXIEST FEATURE: I don't know??
SEEKING: Escape!

Unusually ripped for someone of his age, Zenitsu is an energetic young man and enthusiastic learner. A helping hand will go a long way in calming his turbulent heart, so let him hold it. And if you have your own concerns, there is no better listener around. Some say he can even hear the very sound of your soul.

[ and yes, that is what the AI has managed to gather from his interview. he has no idea what he's doing. ]

i. married at first sight

[ well. this is vaguely familiar in the absolutely most unfortunate way.

zenitsu remembers waking up in an absolutely strange and foreign location just once before, though it was significantly more... outdoors than it is this time. he's definitely in a bed, a nice one at that, and staring at a rather ornate ceiling. the soft sound of snoring filters from what he can only assume are other occupants (he isn't certain how many) in the room and frankly, he has to pat himself on the back for how calm he's being about all of this.

externally. how calm he's being about all of this externally.

he sits up slowly and takes a look around, rubbing his eyes as he makes an attempt to get his bearings. this is definitely the same place he was whisked away to before, right? a quick glance down at the definitely not a kimono robe he's been shoved in to confirms his suspicion. heat also rises to his cheeks (this is embarrassing to wear) and he decides that he needs to get out of here before anyone else wakes up.

his movements are slow and deliberate as he crawls toward the edge of the bed and its ladder, bare legs swinging over the edge in order to cli--and he falls. the ladder has five rungs on it and he falls. zenitsu lays on the floor and stares upward, wondering what it is exactly that he's done to deserve any of this. ]

ii. to the chapel

[ against all odds (not really), zenitsu has managed to escape the room he woke up in and found a--what was it called again? a tuxedo? yeah, a tuxedo. something western, he can only assume, and having had such great experiences with things that come from The West he's just waiting for the other shoe to drop now that he has this stuffy suit on.

it doesn't take long. zenitsu finds himself inside of a chapel and at the altar, staring with wide eyes at the person across from them as matching rings are unceremoniously shoved onto their fingers. ]

Wait! This isn't right! I'm supposed to marry--

[ he's unceremoniously hushed as the two of them are all but shoved out of the chapel so the next "wedding" can take place. zenitsu stares at his hand, at the other person's hand, and immediately turns to start walking away while tugging uselessly at the ring. ]

Well this was fun! Maybe we'll see eachoth--ack!

[ zenitsu is flung backward as the magnetization of the rings takes effect, crashing into his new spouse and toppling them both to the ground. ]

iii. beak games

[ it's dark. very dark and while zenitsu doesn't have a fear of it, he doesn't exactly feel good about what's happening here. he touches around his eyes to make sure he doesn't have a blindfold on and frowns when he discovers that he doesn't. how did anyone manage to make a place so devoid of light?

he shifts to start moving when his arm tugs at something and it's only then he realizes that he's shackled to... something? zenitsu reaches his free hand out and gropes around blindly in the dark, his hand finally landing on something warm and pliable. flesh-like, even.

oh god he's shackled to a someone. ]

Sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-- I was just wondering--

[ a voice crackles in the dark space around them, explaining the rules to some ludicrous game, and zenitsu's head swivels around as though he'd be able to find the source. ]

Check our WHAT?

iv. wildcard

[ make something up! i will go along with literally anything thrown my way, but feel free to message me if you want to discuss anything! ]

!!! points at!!!! also (iii) because of course

[demawn]

Watch it, that's my chest—

[ What the hell is this?! One second he had been going into the perfectly innocent game of Lust is Birds because it had zero expectations and now he's chained to some other guy in a dark room. Chains clank and Genya grunts when said guy moves around, pulling the chains and tugging his arm in an awkward backward direction. Now there's a hand on one of his pecs, giving it a squeeze, like a honk honk. Excuse you? Who said you could cop a feel?

.... this voice is familiar. Not one Genya has heard in a long time but not easily forgettable with that pitch of panic—but before he can fully form any kind of thought about it a disembodied voice yells out an awful, terrible, hellish suggestion. ]

Hell no! I'm not doing that, you check your own butthole! That freak probably shoved it in there.

[ The chains rattle again as Genya yanks away. Of course, they're still stuck together, so it just drags poor Zenitsu along with him. ]

Wisely Kamelot | D. Gray-man | new character, current player

[hoboish]

(( ooc note: hello!! wisely is a telepath. he can hear people's surface thoughts with little effort (text posts do not apply ofc) and hone in specifically as well. if you don't want this at all i have an opt-out here! otherwise i will assume it's alright! none of his other powers will really come into play here on the tdm so don't worry about those! feel free to drop hints for me to pick up on or just sabotage him by having your character do the mental equivalent of drawing dicks on everything, that's fine too! ))

Wisely

Noah of Wisdom

"your secrets are safe with me!"

AGE: ??
GENDER: male
CARD: wildcard
ROLE: more research required
FAVORITE POSITION: the hugging one
SEXIEST FEATURE: that HUGE .... brain
SEEKING: quiet minds and good cooks

Demon-Eye Wisely — Wisely Kamelot if you're of a feeble mind — is a know-it-all who unfortunately has the strength to back that up 9.5 out of 10 times. Somehow he manages to be a loyal friend and extremely unpersonable at the same time. Don't let the latter deter you, he's quite spunky and could be good for several rounds! Wisely will always keep you on your toes (or maybe you like being put on your back). Are you sugar daddy/mommy material or will he be handing you your just desserts? First impressions really count!

i. arrival to the lovely bride or groom

[ Wisely has the pleasure of waking up on the top bunk in one of the suites dressed in this particular number. He's used to showing skin so it doesn't particularly bother him, it's more the fact that he's here at all that really irks him. He sits up in the bed and immediately looks like he licked a lemon, eyes (the main two) squinting before he hangs over the edge to peer at his bunkmate below. ]

Can you stop that? I'm trying to think.

[ Were you not even speaking? Don't worry about it.

What you should probably worry about is if you're matched with Wisely for marriage. At some point, he's out there standing at the altar admiring the new ring on his finger. He's not really the marriage type. But maybe it could have its perks. Maybe. He's open to the idea. Regardless, he offers his new partner in crime a normal, pleasant enough smile (which is probably the reddest flag yet) and gives a pleased nod of his head. ]

Let's do our best.

[ His tune may change once the magnets come in to play, but that remains to be seen. Welcome to your married life... ]

ii. newlywed game it's not cheating if he was born this way

[ Wisely is actually a very good partner for the Newlywed game if you actually want to win. Not only can he read the answers of his partner straight from their head, but he can send convincing suggestions to them about what to answer for his. What? It's totally fair. This is normal life for one such as him. Are you saying he has to lie about who he is? That's pretty mean. ]

Just trust your instincts, okay? [ he even gives a thumbs up. ]

Question Number One: What's your favorite way to orgasm?

[ Wisely either writes something down with barely a gap between the question being asked, or he just scribbles something like frogs or stuff on it and waits for the guessing to begin. He already knows he's going to get the answer right, so does it really matter if his partner does as well? ]

iii. lust is birds also the snacks are good

[ This type of dating will be a bit difficult for Wisely to make a good impression on, mostly because it may become difficult to tell if his partner is speaking to him or if they're just thinking too loud. He starts it off — and may find it difficult to be convinced to move away — at the refreshments table in his little pod and if he can't be heard partaking, he will soon enough reveal his distraction: ]

Oh. Were you saying something to me? I forgot there was someone on the other side.

[ He could be convinced to take it seriously. Maybe. ]

iv. beak games maybe he'll do better at this one

[ You're in a dark room and your partner is Wisely. When you can't see him, there's nothing particularly odd about him. In proximity he would seem to be on the shorter side (approximately 5'6") for a male, and his voice somewhere in the middle range, his demeanor relatively calm. He only sighs a bit too audibly about the predicament they're in because he has no choice but to participate. It seems like cutting off his partner's arm wouldn't be the ideal way to be free of this. Even teleporting out of the room may not solve the problem of being attached.

Once their hosts speaks up about where the key could be hiding though, he immediately leans in close to whisper in his teammate(? is that what they are?)'s ear. ]

You're not getting to my butthole.

wildcard

[ anything else here, including non-prompt type meetings! FYI at some point wisely will be walking around wearing a shirt with tyki mikk's face on it and he will be so proud of it!! especially if it annoys tyki!! so feel free to just decide he's wearing it.

OTA for smut + gen. wisely is one of those "real old guys in younger body" so i leave that to your judgment. feel free to toss me a message if you have and questions, plots, etc. ♥ ]

wildcard bc i couldn't decide

[joyd]

[He isn't Wisely's groom in the wedding suite. At least, that's what he determines when something draws him toward the room in question directly to the right of his own — this awareness entirely innate, a sense of familiarity he hasn't felt in several weeks. It reminds him of home. Time is hazy here, but that homesickness hasn't abated even a little, though he's had plenty to keep him distracted.

What Tyki's not expecting is a face he recognizes as soon as he walks in. He pauses at the doorway, currently dressed up in a nice suit he'd found hanging in his own room's closet.]

What are you wearing?

[A judgmental once-over. Well, Tyki himself woke up completely naked, so maybe he shouldn't criticize — but that slutty ensemble? Who chose it? (Wisely will be able to hear these thoughts, unfortunately.)]

aoba seragaki | dramatical murder | new character/current player

[awareness]

𝙸. 𝚂𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙳𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙼

[He can tell implicitly that he isn't where he fell asleep. He knows, because it's not the first time this has happened — yet another rude awakening under humiliating circumstances, namely how he's dressed atop the sheets, shivering with the cold of exposed skin. Not an outfit he recognizes, and certainly not one he's ever thought to wear. He's not into that. The change must have been done while he was unconscious, which only deepens the trench of his own paranoia, because hadn't he locked the door? Aoba could swear his life on it. He'd even put a chair against the handle as a manufactured barricade.

This isn't even the same room, though. Aoba realizes this slowly as he rises, rolling out of the top bunk bed, slim legs (in white tights and heels) dangling over the ladder down.]

What the— What is this? [Ignorant of any sleeping roommates (new spouses?) on the bunk below, Aoba raises his voice.] Hello? Is anyone there...? Where are my clothes?!

[The blushing maiden that he is, Aoba wraps a sheet from the mattress around him like a cloak. This is bad. He doesn't even have the flannel he was wearing yesterday to protect him now.]

Listen, you sick freaks, I'm gonna kick your ass!

𝙸𝙸. 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝙻𝚈𝚆𝙴𝙳 𝙶𝙰𝙼𝙴

[Somewhere, Aoba's reclaimed the worn blue flannel shirt, apparently a safe piece of clothing from whatever thief is tormenting him. He hasn't been able to find his original clothes at all, something he's still sore over. He misses his jacket.

The shirt is too big on Aoba, buttoned up all the way to the collar in the look of a dress, though it hangs off him more like a shapeless pillowcase. The point is to lower his "sex appeal" — so he's fine with this.]

If we have to do this... [Hazel eyes find his partner seated at the candlelit table with him.] Let's just hurry up.

[A question game should be harmless, right?]

𝙸𝙸𝙸. 𝙻𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳𝚂

[There's an unintilligible noise on the other side of the partition, as Aoba trips in his blindfold and knocks his knee against a piece of furniture with a yelp. Then a quiet "sorry, sorry" follows, rustling movement loud enough to signify that he's getting settled.]

You think this is weird too, don't you? I mean, I guess it's better than some of the other events... They have a lot of snacks in here. But — look, we don't have to ask questions if we don't want to, you know? We can just talk.

[ooc note: Aoba has a passive ability where his voice can be persuasive, or at least very pleasing to listen to. This will be more prominent in this game since he's not visible. I'm up for this being pretty flexible aka most fun!! ranging from "oh he just has a nice voice" all the way to more obsessive/stalkerish "I need to meet the person this voice belongs to" feelings. It will wear off if the partition comes down and they see Aoba.]

𝙸𝚅. 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝚂

Aoba Seragaki

Sly Blue

"I said don't touch me. Get your hands off me."

AGE: 23
GENDER: Male
CARD: N/A
ROLE: What does this mean? ... Never mind, I know it's going to be perverted.
FAVORITE POSITION: Don't ask me that.
SEXIEST FEATURE: Shut up!!!!!!!
SEEKING: Nothing!

ONLINE
400ft away
Youthful and energetic
5'9/175cm
140lbs/64kg
Japanese
Currently: Virgin
Looking for: A husband
Wants children one day

𝚅. 𝙴𝚃𝙲

[Info/permissions in journal. Prefer to start with gen and develop CR working toward smut, but happy for cute flirting/kissing/possible milder options (quick handjobs, frottage) in the meantime. He's coming from the end of the common route. Absolutely open to other options than those listed, feel free to plot with me through PM or snezhnaya!]

@comfypillow / closed

[awareness]

[Impossibly, it gets worse. After Aoba scours the entire honeymoon suite in search of a change of clothes only to discover absolutely nothing decent — his nemesis, the Golden Peacock's staff, descends upon him. He's hustled along with admonishment about his tardiness, although they don't tell him anything helpful about what it is he's actually late for. Still, Aoba isn't stupid. He figures it out as soon as a heavy pile of chiffon and silk is being forced over his head, covering the lingerie he's already wearing, deft hands cinching a boned corset around his waist and smoothing white fabric down his exposed legs.

A wedding dress. Horrifingly, humiliatingly — they've dressed him up as a bride for a ceremony he definitely did not sign up for, and now he doesn't know what to do, doesn't know how he's going to get out of it. He doesn't want to start a scene in public, but isn't this going too far for a joke or a stupid game?

It's not helpful, sometimes, the way he freezes up when he's under a spotlight of attention. He hasn't found himself surrounded by so many people since he was younger, and those memories are vague, spotty impressions of a past that seems to belong to someone else — a more violent, troubled self.

Fist fights don't solve everything, but in the moment Aoba is seriously considering a roundhouse kick to the face of the next person he sees. Maybe even his intended groom. Surely if he attacks them, they won't want to marry him, right? But then he's pushed through the door, and Aoba lays eyes on the man who is standing there. Waiting for him. ... It would've been better if it was a stranger.]

Don't look at me. [Aoba covers his face with his hands, posture noticeably shrinking as he stands there in a dress.] I wanna die.

gintoki sakata 🍡 gintama

[jumpfesta]

GINTOKI SAKATA

SUPER SADIST

"Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad"

AGE: 29
GENDER: Male
CARD: N/A
ROLE: Switch Vers
FAVORITE POSITION: Whatever gets him covered in chocolate.
SEXIEST FEATURE: A silver soul beneath a surly exterior.
SEEKING: Large sums of money to pay for his rent.

This protagonist of a Shounen JUMP manga has 77 volumes of content under his belt, so you know he's been through the wringer. Gintoki is a washed up samurai who conceals the guilt of his gruesome past by playing pachinko, eating sweets and avoiding responsibility. Will this Shounen hero cross the R18 line and take it raw up the uncensored ***? Stay tuned!

1. SUDDENLY MARRIED.

<sub>[ Something.. just isn't quite right. For example, this bed was too plush and luxurious for someone as unkept and broke as him. He is used to sleeping on the tough, tatami floor, snuggled up with a giant inugami and burrowing into his fur. Yeah, those were the good times.

But now, his main series has ended, and he's left in this weird limbo before he passes the baton to Ginpachi Sensei for the spin off. Nothing really interesting should happen before then, right? Right.

It's just.. so damn comfortable, Gintoki can't really find the give all to get up and ready. Instead, he rolls over and slings his arm around whoever is in the bed with him, properly spooning them. ]

Zzz.</sub>

2. LUST IS BIRDS.

Aaa, unless you're the weather girl, I ain't really interested. That's all.

_{[ The initial shock of all of this has seemed to warn off.. for the time being. It's really easy to get Gintoki placated as long as there's free food involved. He didn't really ask to participate in this, and he would rather just loiter here until he's eaten enough. ]}

Wanna just hang out here and eat food without meeting eachother?

_{[ ass scratch.... ]}

_{[ HELLO i am new, here is my kink list and also a 4th wall opt out.. gintoki is ota for anyone 18+! ]}

lust is birbs

[luckbranch]

[ Zahid doesn't dislike these games. Half the time they involve some idle chit-chat, which is exactly the sort of thing he enjoys. The other half of the time, he's getting lucky with a stranger or new friend. Another thing he enjoys. It wasn't hard for the staff to convince him to participate. The fact that there are snacks and drinks is an even greater bonus.

Lounging on the couch, Zahid was in the middle of pouring himself a glass of wine when he hears the voice start from behind the partition. ]

The food gets taken away once we press 'mate', huh? Sounds good. What's a 'weather girl'?

Maria | Silent Hill 2 | New Player

[heavensnight]

▸ seed me in the bedroom
A. MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT
[yeah, this is absolutely nothing like where Maria fell asleep (or died) at. and she is certainly not dressed like she was. she distractedly pulls her robe closer, as if that's doing anything. it isn't so much for modesty and more just moving for the sake of moving.

she looks over to your character and notices them looking at her.]

Are you looking at me?

[she is looking around, as if trying to make sure she knows for sure this person is looking at her. sorry this is a new one for her!]

B. TO THE CHAPEL
[marriage, huh? this is a bit sudden. and kind of a sensitive subject. but she's going along with it because it seems like it's far better to go along with this and hey, she's good at going with an assigned role. so a bride she is, dressed like one, and smiling good naturedly. looking at her partner like 'humor me'.

though she didn't expect the rings to be quite this big of a deal.]

Would you look at that? 'Til death do us part. [she'll ignore the way that makes her brain feel very wrong.] Literally. [she shrugs.] Or the next best fling, I guess. Close enough? Maybe I can distract you long enough until then.


▸ cluck around, find out.
A. LUST IS BIRDS

[honestly, not being able to be seen, Maria feels like she's gotten her best assets taken from her. she's got to appeal from only talk? kind of a lot to accomplish! she works a lot from body language.

but she'll work her hardest.]

Okay, we have 30 minutes so quick, tell me what you hate the most in another person.

[usually she would appeal to the nicer side of things but well, people like to talk more about the negative. she's working with psychology here. if she can comfort them or assure them she'd never do that? yeah, that should work.]

B. SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN
[so the challenge is 'finger your partner to orgasm'. straight to the point. she respects it.

whether female or male, she crooks her finger for them to come closer.]

Come on, babe. Let's see if I can make you see stars?

[she is absolutely going to be taking charge on this one.]

Maria

Born from a Wish

"See? I'm real."

AGE: ANSWER
GENDER: Grown ass woman
CARD: Wildcard
ROLE: Dominant
FAVORITE POSITION: Cowgirl
SEXIEST FEATURE: Generous openings
SEEKING: Anybody

She was one man's dream girl made specially from his fantasies and now she can be your dream girl from your own fantasies. She'll take your desires and leave you pleased. From Heaven's Night, she'll make your night heaven and she'll be whatever you want her to be as long as it makes you happy. 💖

Lust is Birds

[redfortune]

What I hate?

[ Red sounds a touch confused. She puts her head back for a moment, brow furrowed as she tries to reroute her train of thought. Not the question she was expecting to get, so now she has to actually consider for a moment. ]

Weird way to start. But, uh, I guess insincerity. A refusal to respect the other person. That kind of thing. Why do you wanna start with that?

zahid | the bugle call: song of war | 2♠

[luckbranch]

Zahid

The Fortune Branched

"Why do they keep making having a lay more and more complicated"

AGE: 21
GENDER: Male
CARD: 2♠
ROLE: Submissive/Switch
FAVORITE POSITION: In your lap
SEXIEST FEATURE: A cute face and insatiable eagerness.
SEEKING: Someone to tie him up or be his sugar parent.

Born with a luck-granting branch growing out of his head, Zahid has been blessed with good fortune for most of his life. The real question is: Will he get lucky today, with you?

A friendly and energetic young man, he might be one of the hotel's best pulls with his insatiable sexual appetite! He fits right in with his love for gambling, whoring and drinking. Never mind that he's steeped himself in cheap comforts because he's given up on having any real ambition or peace in life. If you need an easy lay or a pal to go on a bender with, he's your guy!

TO THE CHAPEL🍀STUCK TOGETHER

[ So Zahid is coming to learn that there's a certain time of the month the resort seems to come to life with rather persistent poking and prodding, less than optional nudges to join in on the many games. Today's first game is, apparently, sudden and immediate matrimony, which isn't typically a game where he comes from? Oh well. Zahid doesn't particularly fancy the idea of being tethered to one person for the rest of his life, unable to sample anyone else. He would feel bad for that person also to be stuck with him. At least, from his understanding of the hotel and their games, it's probably nothing like that. With the focus on sleeping around, there's no way the resort would want them to limit themselves. He's taking everything that happens in stride, relaxed as ever since there's no risk of physical danger. He doesn't even mind the wedding dress they've told him to wear, an elegant and comfortable garment that cinched along his waist and flowed behind him with each step. A woman's dress, but he's never been the sort to feel ashamed.

What's been more of a pain is the ring stuck to his finger that seems to be glitching constantly, pulling him at this person and then the next. Right now all he really wants is to down this bottle of wine he's nabbed from the refreshment table, but instead … he finds his feet lifting off the ground, body pulled in a certain direction.

Without any warning, off he goes once again, violently pulled toward a person from across the hall. ]

Ahh … I can't control it! Watch out! [ He's flying, in fact, and unless caught mid-air he's going to crash right into the next person, landing unceremoniously on top of them with said wine bottle flying into the air.

The bottle lands, shattering into a dozen pieces and spilling its contents. How's that for an eventful wedding day? ]

TO THE CHAPEL🍀NEWLYWED GAME

[ It doesn't take long for Zahid to get comfortable in the white dress he's been put into. When the game starts, he's already lounging in his loveseat at the table, sitting rather immodestly with thighs spread open (so, a manspread) and flowing skirt hiked up. He probably won't realise that he's being immodest unless directly told. In other words, if you see his a hint of his balls, sorry.

As a person who enjoys party games, he's more than happy to play. He likes to have a drink with others and get to know them. Winning these games might mean some extra money too. He picks up a card, reading it out between sips of his wine. ]

"If you could be anything at all, what would it be?"

[ That's not a bad question, even if he doesn't mind the sexually charged questions either. ]

I guess we write our answers down and try to guess.

🍀LOSER'S EDITION (CHASTITY BELT)

[ Maybe the teasing was too much that Zahid has gone ahead and pulled their fellow contestant into a kiss. Maybe he's worked up enough tension to throw caution to the wind and get handsy, grabbing his fellow contestant by the waist or feeling up their chest. Whatever it was that he had done, it's clearly gone against the rules of the game, and the room goes red as the penalty sirens blast. A voice booms over the speakers: GAME OVER. CONTESTANT ZAHID LOSES.

Before Zahid can even respond, he's whisked away behind a curtain, with staff slipping in behind him to set up preparations for his punishment. God only knows what's going on behind the curtain, but the sound of some loud complaints, yelling and fabric being tossed around can be heard soon after. Also, the odd clanging of chains?

The curtains open, and behind it, Zahid emerges, looking rather defeated and actually in a small fluster. He has a white button up shirt on, tousled like it was shoved on in a hurry, and below the waist -- a strange contraption of straps and chains, with a lock over the groin. Something he's just learned is a called a 'chastity belt'.

Immediately, he starts trying to pull it off body. ]

It won't come off?! Come on, did you seriously just lock my cock up! Let me out!!

[ The game master twirls the key in their hand and turns to the other contestant: For an extra payout, why don't you torment the loser? ]

🍀WILDCARD

[ Do something else with me?? All prompts have potential to become smutty because Zahid is just Like That. I generally have a preference for 18+ but I can make exceptions. Info/permissions and kink list
Keen for Zahid to pair up with someone for the Beak Games sensory deprivation prompt, or to put him in a chastity belt. If that's something you want to deal with, hit me up ...... ]

Closed starters

[luckbranch]

Robert Robertson III | Dispatch | 2 of Diamonds

[bobbob]

i. NEWLYWED GAME

[ Assuming Robert's got a random partner here and not one he's government assigned married to, he's at least a fourth of a bottle of wine in deep before they join him at the table, but it's probably not a big deal. He gives a nod of acknowledgment and gestures to the seat across from him at least. Even offers a smile if the face is one he doesn't recognize. ]

Not sure I'm actually motivated to win here, [ fancy lingerie?? this man is not fancy and he doesn't wear lingerie yet ] but if you are, I'll do what I can.

[ He may not look it, but he's actually very good at reading people. So. There's a chance. He's not really sure how they're verifying the answers' validity here either considering they couldn't even pair "married" couples up right, but the resort has its ways... ]

First question. Tits or Ass?

[ he takes another gulp of wine. ]

ii. LOVE IS BLIND: PEACOCK

[ Robert's perch of choice inside his dating pod is to sprawl out on the couch, though the occasional clinking of ice cubes can be heard as he swipes his drinking glass up off the carpet. Considering this man sleeps on a plastic lawn chair back home, the resort - if nothing else - has really spoiled his spine.

Genuinely though? He kind of likes these dating events. Maybe one where you can't see one another right away is even better. He isn't self-conscious about his appearance, but people sure do always want to comment on it. This could be nice. ]

Hi, I'm Robert.

[ simple enough to get started, right ... ]

iii. WINNER'S CIRCLE

[ It would appear Robert was at least mildly successful in his gameplay, because he's got some merch set up! There's the standard embarrassing fare like having his face on a t-shirt or maybe a sticker. Then there's the other kind of embarrassing fare such as a vibrating (NSFW, art by arczism) Mecha Man dildo for your pleasure. Finally, there's some little in-between things for you if you're normal(ish)! A little plush buddy, for example. Choose your own adventure! Could also be supersuit or mecha flavors.

Regardless of what you find, Robert may be found lurking and looking at the items in disbelief. ]

Seriously?

[ But he's a hypocrite because he's definitely got some merch on him of his friends from around the resort. Or he's in the middle of buying one.

There's also a chance he could run into someone carrying one of "his" items and suddenly feel a flushing at the back of his neck or in his ears. Even being a beloved hero, he's never really had his own merchandise before ... Or he has and he just never paid enough attention to really let it sink in. ]

Big fan, huh?

iv. CONFESSIONAL

Robert Robertson III

Dispatcher

"what kind of asshole quotes themselves..."

AGE: 30s
GENDER: male
CARD: 2♦
ROLE: switch
FAVORITE POSITION: the ones that take him by surprise
SEXIEST FEATURE: his voice. the freckles?
SEEKING: even he's not sure

Got a thing for superheroes? Robert's been in the field for over a decade! This man can fit so much trauma inside of him, and maybe other things too. Despite being the physical embodiment of the standing guy emoji, he's a walking HR violation. All of his coworkers want a piece! None of them are here though, so now's your chance to cut in line. Sure, you could get to know him too, but he's already self-isolated all of his adult life, why ruin a good thing for him ...

WILDCARD

[ whatever else you'd like! 20+ for smut, OTA for gen. feel free to drop me a line for plotting/a closer starter ]

bigby/@wolfcut

[bobbob]

[ Marriage hasn't been a fantasy of Robert's. It's felt more like setting some things he doesn't like to think about it stone, and he feels lucky even that the last time this resort pulled a government assigned wedding thing that it ended up working out alright. What the odds it will end up that way a second time in this cursed sex prison? They seem low.

But he doesn't really have a choice but to go stand at the silly altar in his silly little clothes while he waits for a silly little ring...

Only, when he actually starts walking up the aisle, his eyebrows lift, eyes brightening a bit. Actually, maybe the resort does feel bad for shoving him down in the dungeons (especially after the whole golden goo thing... embarrassing). ]

Bigby?

[ He tilts his head before looking around the place like maybe Bigby is waiting for a different "wedding" or he's here to be a witness or something.... ]

Funny, I feel like I'd remember you proposing.

roronoa zoro, one piece live action | four of spades

[looksout]

➤ CONFESSIONAL

RORONOA ZORO

"i don't see the point of this"

AGE: 20
GENDER: MALE
CARD: FOUR OF SPADES
ROLE: at least buy me a drink first.
FAVORITE POSITION: me not punching you in the face.
SEXIEST FEATURE: THIS ANSWER IS AUTO-GENERATED AS IT WAS LEFT BLANK: If you're curious, why don't you come along to Talon one of these days and see the real thing at work?
SEEKING: THIS ANSWER IS AUTO-GENERATED AS IT WAS LEFT BLANK: Drinking, fighting, everything else in between? He is definitely not picky!

He's got a prickly personality, but if you manage to get on his good side, Zoro is the best "First Mate" you could have!

HOT TIP: Ask him about his swords ;)

➤ TOO HOT TO HANDLE

[ zoro isn't entirely impressed with this 'game' so far, as things go; maybe he shouldn't go and look at a gift horse in the mouth and complain, considering all they've given him to wear is just normal things unlike some of the others he'd seen walk past - a plain white t-shirt (even though it's probably two sizes too small) and shorts, not very much different from the stuff he wears to the gym.

of course, what he doesn't realise is that soapy full body car wash that he's tasked to do is doing a really good job at turning the thin t-shirt he's wearing transparent, pretty much leaving nothing to the imagination. ]

Explain to me how is anyone meant to find this fun to watch?

[ it's just tiresome, that's what it is - all he's got is just a hand-sponge and a bucket of soapy water, so he has to keep reaching over the hood of the car to get the stubborn, suspiciously crusty stain in the middle of the panel. ]

➤ NEWLYWED GAME

[ welcome to your post-wedding meet cute! apparently whoever was in charge of dressing zoro up for the wedding wasn't told that the traditional colour is white - but nevermind all that, as long as it's a dress, it's fine right? or maybe you're not even married to him and you're just there to fill in the gaps. divorce may not be an option, but you sure could try to put as much distance between you and the impressive scowl on zoro's face!

in any case, as soon as they sit down, zoro isn't going to waste time with small talk and reach out to flip over the first card. ]

'Are they a tits person or an ass person'?

[ what a dumb question. he may not actually voice it out loud, but the dubious crook of his eyebrows as zoro shifts his gaze from the question held in his hand to the other seated across him, might tell them just plenty without zoro having to actually say it. ]

Why don't you just tell me, and we can split the prize later?

[ who's going to tell him what the prize is ...]

➤ BEAK GAMES (dark mode)

[ even before his eyes have adjusted to the darkness of the room to make out a vague outline of the other person he's trapped in here with, zoro is going to yank on the chain that's holding their arms together. if they're not ready, they might trip over face first into zoro's plush chest, oh nooo ... ]

Right, drop your pants.

[ clearly that hint is a definite clue, right? ]

➤ WILDCARD

[ anything else goes - i am partial to doing shotgun wedding scenario, lust is birds blind dating, or whatever else you could think up that might be fun. his kinklist / info/permissions. feel free to message me to discuss, or just hit me with a starter! ]

too hot to handle 🙂‍↕️

[palmful]

[ they've been paired up for this particular challenge, but honestly, you wouldn't know it given how robin hasn't lifted a finger once to help with the car wash. zoro seems more than willing to do it all himself, even if she could likely finish it in half the time it takes him to complete one side. but where's the fun in that? she's having a great time watching his shirt get progressively more transparent, as well as the way the hem of his shorts ride up just a little bit whenever he reaches over the hood. ]

You don't see the appeal? [ dryly, as she finally comes around to work on the other side of the car. ] It's a nice view.

[ what kind of view does she mean? don't worry about it. anyway, the shirt she's wearing is just as ill-fitting as his and does nothing to hide the purple bikini underneath, but she doesn't seem to mind it as she soaps up her sponge. and if a few extra arms sprout up along the way to help things along, well, she doesn't think anyone would really care as long as they're still distracted by zoro. ]

Cale Henituse | Lout of Count's Family | Q ♠

[workingslacker]

wedding bells

a. rings and things (nsfw)

[ Maybe you've ended up at the altar with one very bemused Cale Henituse or maybe you've just resonated with him at random. Either way, Cale hears that distinct metallic sound of two rings clinking together in a way that makes his blood run cold.

He has never considered marriage before. The thought has never even crossed his mind. Thirty-eight years and not even entertaining the notion. Thus he is staring at whomever he's suddenly attached to and uses his free hand to comb through his hair. ]

I suppose I should have expected this much.

b. wine and more wine

[ If there is one thing that Cale can get behind? It's drinking. Hopefully it's good wine. His eyes are glancing towards the deck of cards and the other items that they've been given. He's already pouring himself a glass and lifting the bottle. ]

Would you like any? We might need it before this game is finished.

clucking around

a. blind dates

Would you like to pick the first topic or should I?

[ Cale doesn't mind playing along with these. He knows what the intention here is, but he could actually kind of care less about it. Having more potential partners will never be a bad thing, of course, but Cale is more interested in being lazy. There's food and drink. A comfortable blanket even!

It's kind of a miracle that he hasn't fallen asleep yet. Which Cale very much could. Maybe he'll entertain himself with trying to figure out who is on the other side so he doesn't give into the temptation to nap the thirty minutes away. ]

b. gameshow nightmare

[ Now Cale is good for almost anything that will provide an adequate payout. However, he might have bitten off more than he can chew with this one. Providing a truthful answer is something that Cale just simply avoids at all costs. Maybe if he picks safer topics then he'll be fine?

Well, Cale isn't sure he wants to work as anyone's servant either- ]
I'm not sure which option is worse...

beak games (nsfw)

[ When Cale says he's looking for decent payouts, this is not exactly what he had in mind. Being blindfolded and then pushed into another space with the instructions that the only way out is to make the other person orgasm?

He just makes a face. Sure, Cale is confident that he can. But this really seems like too much effort for him. Still, Cale turns towards the person he's trapped with and crosses his arms. ]

No offense, but I don't intend to stay trapped in here.

[ And he'll play "dirty" if he has to. ]

wildcard

[ If nothing above is really working for you, feel free to hit me up with your own starter and I'll adjust. Additionally, I'm happy to plot on either Discord or Plurk @ verthunder and even write custom starters. perms/kinks are here. Note that Cale is physically 20, but mentally 38. ]

beak games

[wellpaid]

[ Alhaitham is as compliant as he’s ever been. Which is none. He’s retained some dignity in handling being blindfolded and led gracefully, but when he’s allowed to pull the blindfold off and the game’s rules are announced — Alhaitham crosses his arms over his chest, his eyes rolled at the ingenuity displayed. The cube is somewhat unique.

Truthfully, the most surprising twist in the whole affair is the face across from him.

He looks familiar.

Alhaitham brushes off the blunt comment. He’s not particularly interested in an orgasm with a stranger, but the resort doesn’t typically play fair. It may just come down to that. Unless they intend to find out how long they can remain trapped.

He suspects the sheer boredom of their inactivity could see them freedom. He’s not the optimistic type however.

Anyway. ]

Have we met before?

kanae ryo | pink heart jam | 6♣

[fingerpicks]

— CONFESSIONALS » LET THE GAMES BEGIN;

KANAE RYO

RYO'S HIS FIRST NAME

"IF YOU WANT A REAL SOUND BITE
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT"

AGE: 21
GENDER: Male
CARD: 6♣
ROLE: Bottom
FAVORITE POSITION: Would you believe it? This hole is absolutely untouched! (Kanae says, "That's not what I—shut up?")
SEXIEST FEATURE: Nice thighs, cute waist, willing to wear cute panties for the right partner! (Kanae says, "What the fuck? No I'm not!")
SEEKING: Intimate connections, jam sessions, new friends, and plenty of sexual FULLfillment! (Kanae lodged no objections to this description!)

College student, professional lotion masseuse, and lead guitarist of The Cigars, Kanae is new to the resort but not letting that stop him! If you're looking for an enthusiastic bottom with musician's fingers, you need look no further. Just be warned that he has a pretty sharp tongue when he's mad! Just ask me how I know, haha!

— CLUCK AROUND, FIND OUT » LUST IS BIRDS;

[ Kanae might not be much of an aficionado when it comes to reality television, but he does have an idea of what these pods are supposed to be about. He's seen something like this in clips on the internet back home, maybe—dating shows where people in two separate rooms have conversations via speaker and mic, sharing enough about themselves to decide whether or not the other person is worth dating.

It is, in Kanae's opinion, not the worst possible setup. Then again, his bar for a good date is pretty damn low, owing to all the terrible ones he's been on. At least if they're locked in separate rooms for 30 minutes, there's no way the other guy could show up and immediately ask that they go book a room at a love hotel, right?

So he takes a beer and gets comfortable on the couch, curling himself up into one corner and waiting for the signal that someone else has occupied the other pod. When it comes, Kanae pauses, then clears his throat and says, ]

...Hello?

[ —and then immediately snorts and says, ] Okay, that was lame. Sorry. I've never done this before.

— WILDCARD & OOC NOTES;

[ M/M only for smut, OTA for gen! Feel free to wildcard as desired, almost any of the prompts are fine for me. Kanae does not engage in penetrative sex at all but is otherwise pretty much open to any acts! Hit me up by PM or at maehwa with any questions or to plot! ]

ishmael / limbus company / 7♣️

[wheft]

confessionals.

ISHMAEL

Sinner #8

"Really, now? Well, it's not like I hate being the navigator of an adventure, though."

AGE: late 20s
GENDER: female
CARD: 7♣️
ROLE: switch
FAVORITE POSITION: classified
SEXIEST FEATURE: freckled chest
SEEKING: a way out

This former sailor and salarywoman brings her unwavering grit and survival instincts to navigate the tides of the Golden Peacock. But the question now is: how long can she keep her sanity intact? Surely a headstrong woman like her would need someone to break her down a little, at least before she herself starts breaking down anyone who dares to. Might you be up to the challenge?

extreme dating challenge.

[ well, her new chirpy profile is right about one thing. she doesn't mind adventures and even relishes in them, which is why she'd initially thought doing this dating challenge would be a walk in a park for her. she's not the type to laugh out loud, after all — not much to smile about her life back home, really. hell, she even thought that by wearing one of their more ridiculous outfits, she'd force the other player to losing faster because they'd have a hard time keeping in their laughter. or something.

but maybe wearing a more revealing bunny suit might be more of a detriment than she thought. maybe if she stays in her suit, no one will have to see her cameltoe? even so, she continues to keep a straight face despite the flush that's starting to spread down her face and settle in her freckled cleavage like what the profile mentioned.

small mercies for alcohol, though. she's a decent heavyweight thanks to her previous occupations prepping her up for this, but not everyone would be blessed for that kind of strength, wouldn't they. so at some point, whenever her game partner is about to nod off, she's going to nudge their foot with hers in an attempt to stir them awake. ]

Hey. You still alive? I was thinking that we can just play a silly drinking game or something.

nest sweet.

[ she suddenly has so many questions once she stumbles upon the pop-up shop.

first of all: why does this pop-up place have so much merch of her? and second, why are there people actually buying this shit? and okay she only got like two questions for now but it's two questions too many!! it boggles the mind as she stares down at her many likenesses on a table just reserved for her, where acrylics and can badges of her image are all lined up neatly, along with nuis of not just her usual mug, but a cute octopus version of her that's been all the rage lately thanks to a certain blindbox promo that features her as... many other curious critters.

no seriously who is in charge of this. because don quixote ain't here, as far as she knows??? or at least she HOPES don isn't here. imagine the madness. ]

At some point you're going to wonder where all the money is going to.

[ she grouses, picking up a tiny plushie of herself and squeezing it to make sure it's legit. then with a sigh, she turns to whoever's looking over this embarrassing lineup of merch. ]

Please tell me you also have merch like this. I can't be the only one.

wildcard.

[ hello i am here again... my one restriction is that im not planning to do any explicit smut on this tdm for the time being!! my limit is heavy petting but that's it. here are her permissions/kinklist, and feel free to hit me up on DMs and plurk if you wanna thread something else! ]

nest sweet

[redfortune]

[ Red feels like very little the chotel am do can shock her anymore but somehow it keeps throwing weird curve balls. Like merchandise of them. That's an entirely new thing for her and it throws her for a loop. Then again, this place does seem to like making money off of them. Whether real money or something more metaphorical. She shoots Ishmael a rueful grin. ]

You're not. Look at this-

[ She holds up a small, plus version of herself in her dog form. Complete with slightly exaggerated scowl. ]

Part of me wants to take one home, another part of me wants to burn the shop down...

Jade Leech | Twisted Wonderland | 3 ❤︎⁠

[mycophile]

Jade Leech

Monsieur Prémédité

"I find cooking for others much more enjoyable than cooking for myself. I never tire of seeing their reactions when they take their first bite."

AGE: 18
GENDER: Male
CARD: 3 of Hearts
ROLE: Whatever my partner would prefer
FAVORITE POSITION: Undecided
SEXIEST FEATURE: I find that many are quite fascinated by my tail or fins. They can't seem to resist the desire to touch them.
SEEKING: Those that will keep me entertained.

If you're looking for a magical time, Jade won't leave you high and dry. Be it on land or in the water, he will strive to meet your every need. He cooks, cleans, balances books, and enjoys hiking and building terrariums. You could say that Jade is a "reel catch."

🫧 to the chapel

[ Humans have so many interesting customs when it comes to marriage or being paired off with one's mate. A shame that he'll have to skip some customs from back home - trying to tip over the happy couple's boat like the Sea Witch's morays is oh so much fun. Sigh. Jade will have to do with out - though he's never seriously considered pairing himself off with anyone, really.

Yet he doesn't even remotely look displeased or flustered at the situation. His hands are folded neatly in front of him. There's a smile on his face even. Jade only raises his hand to look at the ring that's been placed on his finger. ]

It would seem that you and I are now bound, my dear. Shouldn't we make the most of it?

[ Alternatively, feel free to have Jade's ring randomly drag him to you! ]

🫧 lust is birds

What types of gestures would help you feel even more appreciated?

[ Jade doesn't even need toe cards yet to ask his question. He's curious about such things, considering one of the ways that he operates is "being of service." The eel considers himself to be quite capable, no task to small or big for him to fulfill. The only thing that he needs to do is figure out what it is that is desired from the other person.

And then, when he meets their needs, he can either ask for a return favor in the future or use that as a means to get what he wants. Whatever that might be at the time. Jade is a patient hunter, like most morays are.

Besides, this seems to be a good way to pass the time. There's plenty of food - enough to fill his belly and then some. ]

🫧 nest sweet

[ Jade can be found at one of the shops, looking through different merchandise that's become available due to these little games. Specifically, he's looking at some curious plushes. However, there's one that seems to have caught his eye more than others.

He picks up a figurine and chuckles. ]

Oh my. Look at how precious and round he is. I might have to add this to my collection.

[ Look, Jade might be looking for merchandise of his favorite individuals that have kept him entertained here at the resort too. Feel free to have him picking up something embarrassing of you instead. ]

🫧 wildcard

What types of gestures would help you feel even more appreciated?[ If nothing above is really working for you, feel free to hit me up with your own starter and I'll adjust. I'll happily do just about any prompt, especially Sluthroat Kitchen or the Newlywed Game. Additionally, I'm happy to plot on either Discord or Plurk @ verthunder and even write custom starters. perms/kinks are here. ]

chapel because you know I had to

[octoblot]

This can't be happening...

[Up until this second, Azul had been stunned silent into disbelief upon being suddenly dragged up here with Jade, and having marriage being loudly proclaimed at them. At him and Jade of all people. What the actual hell.

Anyway, he has finally found his words again as he stares at the ring that was shoved onto his finger.]

I mean, we didn't even sign a marriage certificate! So it can't be an official legally binding marriage, this is just a farce! There aren't even any tax benefits for being married in this place!

[... Wait, is THAT what he's actually worried about here??]

yuji itadori | jujutsu kaisen | wildcard (new player)

[stronkest]

CONFESSIONAL

ITADORI, YUJI

A GOOD BOY

"I like a tall woman with a big ass, like Jennifer Lawrence."

AGE: 16
GENDER: male
CARD: wildcard
ROLE: slutty switch
FAVORITE POSITION: on his knees
SEXIEST FEATURE: big ol' cheeks you'll definitely wanna pinch clap!
SEEKING: CALLING ALL DOG LOVERS:

this scruffy golden retriever is looking for a new master ♥ comes fully house trained and plays well with others. loves long walks and cums when he's called, such a good boy!
will perform sexy tricks for extra treats!
please note: this rescue comes from a broken home and may take a while to warm up due to recent trauma, but with a little TLC he should be back to his usual doggy-style antics!

SEED ME IN THE BEDROOM

TO THE CHAPEL

[ the fancy wedding tux they stuff yuji into isn't at all his usual style, but it sure beats wandering around the resort butt naked or in skimpy wedding themed lingerie. the teen fidgets at the alter, tugging on the collar of his crisp white dress shirt, visibly uncomfortable in the tight fitting garments that hug his muscular frame and highlight his broad shoulders. he definitely couldn't throw a punch without splitting the seams on his new suit jacket- his arms are kind of jacked, especially for a boy his age. his pink locks are slicked back, presenting a neat and clean appearance as he waits for the arrival of his new bride? groom? they never did specify... not that the gender of his partner really matters. none of this actually matters, right? ]

This marriage thingy isn't like, legit... right? I don't even think I'm old enough to legally get married...!

MAGNETIZE ME BABY

[ isn't it just his luck that he'd receive a glitched out wedding ring? the pesky new accessory on his finger seems to magnetize to not only his new partner, but any random passerby as well. thankfully, yuji is pretty tough so getting jerked around isn't an issue so much as becoming a human battering ram that hurtles his body weight full force at whomever the ring sees fit to latch onto.]

LOOK OUT! INCOMING!!!

[ this predicament seems to land him in all sorts of compromising positions; be it forcibly pinning someone against a wall, toppling them roughly onto the ground, or even tumbling clumsily into a strangers lap?? so uhhh, this seat taken? it sure as heck is now! ]

TOO HOT TO HANDLE

[ whomever is in charge of this circus really seems to be capitalizing on this "golden retriever" angle by dressing yuji in a sexy dog themed cosplay, complete with furry ears and a studded leather collar with a matching leash attached. as far as clothing goes, they give him a pair of boxers with dog bones all over them... "dogs don't really need clothes after all" according to the producers.

nothing about this so called "game" is particularly thrilling for the teen but the only part that really bothers him is the erotic(?) task he's been dealt... ]

Do they really expect me to put your fingers in my mouth? I guess it's better than having to suck someone's toes...

[ please lord don't let that be one of the tasks!! ]

CLUCK AROUND, FIND OUT

LUST IS BIRDS

[ finally, a bit of privacy! yuji doesn't mind the whole blind date ritual if it means he gets to lounge on a couch with a comfy blanket and snacks. whoever is on the other side of the partition will be treated to the sound of crunching and munching as the starved teen helps himself to the snack bar over on his end.

he definitely seems more interested in stuffing his face than finding his perfect mate or whatever the heck it was they were going on about while ushering him into the pod. ]

Hey, did you know they have ramen cups here?? I uh, didn't know they made kinds where the noodles are shaped like dicks, though...

FOWL INTENTIONS

BEAK GAMES (DARK MODE)

[ being chained up in a dark room with zero visibility isn't the worst thing he's ever had to endure- it's not even the weirdest, not by a long shot. however, it isn't exactly comfortable given he also has no idea who he's bound to or where to find the key they're expected to locate... apart from the suggested helpful(?) hints offered up by Mr. Beak. ]

Uhhh, there's no way the key is in my butthole- I'd definitely feel it!

WILDCARD

( anything else??? go for it! - i do have a permissions and kinklist set up if you'd like to take a look at either of those! ota for gen. i prefer to establish a base level of cr first and develop toward anything smut related, but i'm very open to milder options such as kissing/fooling around/frottage etc. yuji is taken from the beginning of season 3 of the jjk anime. feel free to message this account with any questions, concerns or ideas! you can also find me on plurk at saberface. )

so many prompts, so hard to choose WHY (to the chapel bcs ofc)

[shadowdogs]

[ooc: I switched between three prompts ten times, I wanted to catapult Yuji at him too, but I can't miss this opportunity!]


[Megumi having to be ushered and gently (or not so gently) encouraged into these things is still a thing, even after months of being here. One of the staff had insisted that he has to meet this person at the makeshift chapel this instant. So, Megumi got dragged from the middle of the lobby, and thanks to his low status card, his changing room was a short hallway between the "chapel" and the lobby. Yuji could actually hear an argument and raised voices from the antechamber (including, but not limited to, "Stop pushing me around!" "If you don't let go of my belt buckle, I'll choke you with it," and so on).

When he finally entered the chapel, he was less put together than Yuji because of all the struggle, but he didn't look ridiculous- black suit, dark shirt, green tie, and one exasperated staff member who hates his job right now.]

...Itadori?!

[His feet are cemented to the floor as his brain tries to comprehend what it is seeing.]

komano manato 💥 zenless zone zero

[antibully]

Komano Manato

MALEWIFE EXTRAORDINAIRE

as known as SADLONEGHOST.

AGE: 19
GENDER: Male
CARD: N/A
ROLE: Service Switch Vers
FAVORITE POSITION: Doggy style.
SEXIEST FEATURE: His size.
SEEKING: Part time jobs.

A canine Thiren with unkept fur and scars, currently residing in Waifei Peninsula.
An orphan. 198cm.
Likes to be petted and called a good boy.
Great with kids.
Can be a bit "knotty."

1. MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT.

Hey.

<sub>[ Whoever his bed mate is, they are getting a pleasant greeting this morning: breakfast in bed. Manato doesn't really know what's going on, because even if he isn't too bright intellectually, he's responsible to try and help someone else through this situation, not knowing they could potentially be someone here already.

He places a plate with waffle and scrambled eggs in the lap of his bedmate, soon sitting down on the edge either a distinctive creaaaaak. The dude was heavy. The waffle is cute though; looks like he decorated a smiling face on it with whip cream and fruit. His large, fluffy tail thumps against the ground, much to his chagrin. ]</sub>

I woke up early and volunteered to help make some food. I don't know what's going on, but if you stick with me, I'll make sure you're safe.

_{[ says the guy with a resting bitch face and intimidating aura, but alright. ]}

_{[ hi i am tdming manato too! i don't have his kink list up yet, but tbh i am down for anything with anyone 16+! i also write manato with a knot if things end up going in that direction! my tdm is little so feel free to wild card me with whatever if this doesn't work.. you can pp me at justaways if you have any questions ♡ ]}

voice @clover

[luckbranch]

[ Since Zahid cannot read, Chirpy, the AI assistant, is helpfully reading the entire profile out to him in a cutesy voice.

The picture of the man in the profile could not look more menacing, and yet, his description seems to be painting a different picture. It's the kind of disparity that amuses him greatly. Now he has to respond. ]

You like to be petted and called a good boy?

[ So .... does Zahid but that's different. ]

Xie Lian | Heaven Official's Blessing | New Character

[disgracedprince]

Xie Lian

Flower-Crowned Martial God

"Body in abyss, heart in paradise."

AGE: 800+
GENDER: Male
CARD: N/A
ROLE: I don't know what I might like?
FAVORITE POSITION: I don't know.
SEXIEST FEATURE: You tell me?
SEEKING: A kind partner, perhaps, if I must go through with this.

Gentle and self-effacing, Xie Lian will do all he can for his partner without seeking anything in return. He is surprisingly strong and clever when it comes to strategy, so don't let his softer nature fool you into thinking he is a push-over.

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT

{He wakes groggily and then all at once, his heart pounding. Clutching at his blankets, Xie Lian slowly takes stock of his odd surroundings and licks his lips. The slide of the blanket against his bare skin is the reason for his shock, he realizes, and he quickly looks for a remedy. A robe is discovered and he quickly puts it on, tying it securely around his waist. Only then does he slip out of his bed and peek into the others.}

Is anyone else here? I have a few questions… {Like why was his knocked out and kidnapped? Really, he is being awfully polite about all of this. Setting his lips into a determined line, he searches for anything that can be used as a weapon.} If you wanted my attention, I’m not difficult to find. You could have visited my shrine or…said a prayer to me anywhere. I would have heard it.

{Now that he is in better light, he notices that his “robe” is actually…a thing of silk and lace that barely reaches his thighs! His body is completely visible as the fabric tends to hug to his form rather than fall away loosely.}

I can’t go outside like this!

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE!

{He finds better clothes just outside of his suite and he slips into them quickly, his cheeks a bright red. Goodness! He has no idea that said attire is meant for a wedding - well, the robes are red - and so he wanders about in them, not paying them any mind. What? It’s nice not to be naked! And now is the time to search for some answers.

That’s how he ends up in the Cloaca & Dagger. He is encouraged to look for…a mate? A single? For what purpose? Yet he plays along, situating himself at a table and -

Only to be bullied into yet another change of clothes!

This time he looks like a dancer, veil and all, and he tugs on the top, wishing it would cover him better. Not that he has anything to be ashamed about!}

What is this game? Please stop toying with me. I have no desire to find a mate -

{Or to return to a table to answer embarrassing questions.}

I’ve… I’ve never… You see, it’s part of my vows.

LUST IS BIRDS

{The train wreck of a night refuses to end and Xie Lion ends up back in a pod with someone else. He takes note of what is provided to them and smiles comfortingly.}

I think if we wait this out, it will be alright. Are you hungry? Or thirsty? {He gathers a bottle of water and drinks from it. The cool liquid running down his throat helps him to relax and he sighs.}

I don’t understand what this place wants, but I think…I’m okay not knowing. I just want to return to my shrine. I have plenty of work to do!

{That doesn’t involved being half-naked (or fully naked) and pressed into sexual situations!}

Married (bc I had to)

[yongbuanxi]

[Hua Cheng had only barely begun to get accustomed to the tiny room afforded to him. His own bed, though small, had become more familiar along with the noises of people moving around in the hallway. But, of course, when the casino had offered better, albeit temporary, accommodations, he'd quickly agreed. He should have known better, honestly.

The feeling of someone shifting in the bed beside him immediately causes him to stir. When he'd gone to sleep, it had been alone.

Whoever they are, they're moving fairly quickly, and he realizes why himself as he wakes up, finding his own clothing gone as well (... again). He rolls onto his side, pulling the blanket up to about midchest to help preserve his own dignity as he keeps his back to the other person to give them some semblance of privacy, though his eyes widen in surprise when he immediately recognizes the voice.] .... Gege? [Oh... oh no. No, no, this... Xie Lian can't be here, not in a place like this. He prays he's mistaken while at the same time selfishly hoping it might actually be him.]

yuta okkotsu / jujutsu kaisen / returning player

[incurse]

married at first sight

[ Waking up in a comfy, clean bed without feeling like he's been hit by several trucks is a red flag, unfortunately, and so Yuta is quick to awaken to his new nest in the Phoenix Casino. His eyes snap open, reaching for a weapon that isn't there, even as he sits bolt upright in his assigned bunk. This is—

It's only then that he also realizes he's naked from the waist up, and wearing some very nice lacy lingerie beneath the sheets. Okay. Cool.

...He just lays back down and pretends to go back to sleep so no one will bother him. Right? Then he'll wake up from whatever the hell is happening in this dream. Everyone has the "waking up in your underwear at school" dream, but...this is a new twist.

Anyway. Honk shoo, don't perceive him (definitely do perceive him). ]

to the chapel

[ Of course this would happen to him.

The ring Yuta is told to wear isn't the one he's used to, however, and it's with no small amount of urging from the staff that he's shuffling up the aisle to meet his new spouse — cleaned up in a nice sharp tuxedo at least, but he still looks like he hasn't slept in like four weeks. It's not the prenuptial cold feet getting to him, he just always looks this way.

Before he knows it, Birdvis is declaring him wed to his new partner. This is probably not the weirdest 24 hours of his life, but it's up there! ]

Wait, no vows...?

[ He was preparing some, but okay. Without warning, the magnetic rings activate, snapping his hand to his partner's, which he sheepishly takes. ]

Sorry about this. [ Like it's his fault?? ] What's your name?

lust is birds

[ This is a little more his speed than the more, uh, hands-on games at the casino, even if it still puts him outside of his comfort zone. He's come a long way from the lonesome outcast he used to be, when he couldn't even make eye contact with his peers without flinching, but he's still not what he'd consider an extrovert. He stocks up on some snacks and water, sets up camp on the comfy couch, and psychs himself up for some socializing! Yippee.

Once he hears someone on the other side of the pod, he pipes up with a too-squeaky: ] Hi!! [ And then immediately loses the nerve.

Which means he's reaching into one of the jars of topics instead, and reading off it off quickly. Fortunately for him, it's not too spicy...this time. ]

Where's your favorite place to be kissed besides your lips...

[ Gradually growing quieter as he reads this off...help him... ]

beak games

[ He can't see a damn thing in this pitch-black room, even with how sharp his senses are. He can, at least, feel the handcuff around his wrist when Mr. Beak announces the intention for the game: find the key on the body of your partner and make your way to the door in the dark to get out. Which he could do, but also consider, no. ]

I'll get us out of here.

[ He declares boldly, before he totally whiffs it trying to step towards the door and running right into his partner instead, very probably knocking them both to the floor. Fun!! ]

wildcard

[ Feel free to hit me with a prompt of your choosing! I'm playing Yuta from near the end of the manga. I have a slight preference for some CR build-up before smut for him but also if the vibes are there, I'm open to seeing how things play out! Open to m/f/* for smut. Yuta is 17, but I'm open to gen or smut with older characters. okay backflips out to create perms & a kinklist bye ]

beak games

[stronkest]

( ooc: ahhhh hello! i'm so excited to see yuta!!! just a little heads up, yuji's canonpoint is immediately after yuta "executes" him, so! :)))))) this should be fun! )

[ it doesn't matter that yuji can't see anything- he can feel yuta's monstrous output of cursed energy enveloping him in the tiny, cramped space, practically suffocating him. the last time he came face to face with yuta okkotsu, it was on the other end of a broken blade being thrust into his chest.

for a moment yuji isn't sure if he's still in the resort where he'd been moments earlier, or back home fighting for his life. his hand snaps up to grip his chest over his heart, feeling for a stab wound that isn't there... which only confuses him more. ]

Don't come any closer!

[ reverting back into fight or flight mode, yuji is quick on his feet as he tries to jump back, to put as much distance between them as he can! buuuut his back immediately hits a wall with a solid thunk and dragging yuta along for the ride, seeing as their wrists are cuffed! ]

alhaitham | genshin impact | four of clubs | current character/player

[wellpaid]

i. EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE: TOO HOT

[ Alhaitham is an unwilling participant in most of the games he has been hassled into, that most definitely includes the current situation. The producers aren’t enthused by his reluctance to participate in costumes and now he’s dressed up in a mesh top, almost entirely see-through and tight leather pants, some manner of harness clinging to his chest.

As can be expected, Alhaitham looks moody where he sits. He’s holding an ice cream cone, the vanilla melting and dripping over the cone and over the paper holder, dripping down his hand in a way that makes him grimace. This is easily the most ridiculous ask from the producers yet.

He’s meant to be seductively licking up the cream. ]

Ugh.

[ The task has made him completely averse to even the idea of the desert in his hand. For the first time in perhaps the entirety of his years, he’s grateful he didn’t bring a book with him. He’d hate for it to get sticky. ]

Did you want this?

ii. LUST IS BIRDS

[ Alhaitham is not a fan of the games, needless to say. When he’s blindfolded, his senses remain sharp, waiting for the next crude humiliation. It’s a pleasant surprise when he’s led to a modest pod that appears quite comfortable. It’s almost too good to be true.

He helps himself to a bottle of wine and makes himself comfortable on the couch. He peruses the snacks and blatantly ignores the jars so helpfully provided. With a glass of wine to sip on, he browses the offered TV with meager interest.

He’s in absolutely no rush to break the silence between him and his unluckily chosen partner. Certainly they’ve heard him rummaging around and browsing the TV, cracking open the wine and pouring him a glass.

Alhaitham is definitely not the staff’s favorite. ]

iii. BEAK GAMES

[ Blindfolded again.

He expects the staff have been dissatisfied with his lack of enthusiastic participation and intend to bring him to yet another game of Lust is Birds. When the blindfold is undone, it’s to pitch black darkness. Every muscle is tense with the realization this is not the familiar, comfortable pod of the previous game.

Furthermore, there was the added weight of the metal they had cuffed onto his wrists. Both wrists. When he moves, he feels the heaviness attached to it, the rattle of the chain, and he knows from the soft sound of breathing — he’s been chained to someone, not something. The game’s objective is announced, including the very helpful advice to check their anal cavities.

Alhaitham exhales a heavy breath, shutting his eyes against the pitch black darkness around them. ]

I’d rather not stand here all day. Do you want to start or should I?

iv. CONFESSIONAL

ALHAITHAM

SCRIBE

"Not interested."

AGE: 26
GENDER: m
CARD: 4 of clubs
ROLE: dom top
FAVORITE POSITION: at the library
SEXIEST FEATURE: his perky chest
SEEKING: he has a particular preference for blond men

HOT NERDS IN YOUR AREA NOW. This one is a hard lay and a stickler for good behavior. Those arms must be good for more than toting books around... like bullying fussy bottoms. Loud types need not apply.

WILDCARD.

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extreme dating!

[fingerpicks]

[ It feels a little like karmic justice that the first time they met it was Kanae in a ridiculous outfit, and now it's Alhaitham onto whom the tables have been turned. —Well, not entirely karmic justice, since even the ridiculous outfit looks good on him. Kanae wasn't just saying it to say it when he observed how nice Alhaitham's body is, and the mesh and leather definitely accentuate the finer features. Not that Kanae exactly gets the impression that Alhaitham knows how best to put these assets to use...

For his own part, the producers have been a little kinder to him. He's been wrangled into a sheer top with a waist chain underneath that chimes lightly when he moves, and a pair of loose, flowy pants. From where he's seated in an adjacent armchair, he props his chin in his hand and watches a drop of melted ice cream run down the corded muscle of Alhaitham's forearm. ]

Depends on what "this" you mean, [ he says, his gaze flicking briefly up to meet Alhaitham's. ] I think the ice cream is all yours, but I don't mind the view.

[ He does, however, reach out to trail a fingertip up Alhaitham's arm. That probably doesn't count as sexual contact, right? And it's all Kanae when he pulls his hand back to lick his fingers clean. ]