TDM 15

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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

★ Mating Season ★ is pleased to announce the start of nesting season in the Golden Peacock! This is a special time where guests are invited to join a series of competitive events to woo potential mates. Everyone is eager to find their perfect match and happy ending! 🍆 💦

Mating games will take place in various locations around the resort. Get ready to flash your feathers and present your courtship dance.

As a special introduction feature, all participants will be interviewed by a ★ Mating Season ★ staff member. Our sweet AI friend 🐦 CHIRPY 🐦 will generate a mate card that is likely to match your gameplay style.

Competitors will be able to browse potential mates on the ★ Mating Season ★ app to connect with those they would like to nest with!

Wildcards are an important part of nesting season. All guests that romantically match with a Wildcard during the games will be gifted a triple extra large payout for being chosen by the newest birds on the block.

Get ready to match and find love! 】

SEED ME IN THE BEDROOM

A BIRD IN THE BUSH

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT

► New arrivals are in for a treat! No need to sign up and wait for the chance to participate in the mating games. As soon as Wildcards open their eyes they will find themselves in one of the wedding suites of the Phoenix Casino! Each suite houses up to six guests comfortably. That's what bunkbeds are for!

► Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. The term 'robe' is used loosely this round with looks spanning the full range of wedding lingerie. All lingerie come in either white or black to promote the game's wedding aesthetic.

► Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty bunkbeds in these suites. It wouldn't be much fun for Wildcards to only marry each other, would it? The staff also understand that some existing guests ache to wed. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

► Racks of clothing are waiting right outside the wedding suites. Everything available for arrivals to wear are elaborate wedding dresses and sharp tuxedos. Why? All will soon become clear after Mating Season staff urge them to dress and then drag them out to the casino floor.

TO THE CHAPEL

► Down the red carpet waits a gaudy casino wedding chapel and our favorite officiant, Birdvis! Two guests will meet for the first time at the altar to be married by Birdvis with no 'I do' required. It's possible it isn't really the first time they've met but game producers would appreciate keeping mum if that's the case.

► Congratulations, you're married! All new couples are forced to wear matching wedding rings. These wedding rings resonate and randomly magnetize wearers together. Now that you're married you have to stick with your spouse.

► Rings cannot be removed until either considerable romantic bonding has occurred or the couple has consummated the marriage. Whichever comes first! As long as the rings are on, couples will continue to be randomly pulled together. Watch out for brides and grooms flying through the casino as they're magnetized to their partner!

► Glitches in the matrimony matrix may occur. When a glitch happens, guests wearing wedding rings may end up attaching to someone other than their spouse. Even if the other person isn't wearing a ring at all! Oops.

THE NEWLYWED GAME

► The Newlywed Game is presented to help guests bond with their new spouse. However, couples may end up shuffled around—it's so difficult to keep track of who's married whom! Some guests who aren't married may also be dragged in to buff up the numbers.

► Poker tables in the casino have been converted into romantic tables studded with roses and candles. Each table comes with a bottle of wine, a pack of cards with questions, two notepads, and two pens.

► Players flip a card and individually write their answer on their respective notepads. Then they both take a guess as to what the other has answered. The player closest to their partner's answer is awarded a point. If neither player makes a close guess no points are given. The game ends when one side reaches five points.

► Questions cover a range of invasive topics, though most of them focus on kinks or feelings. Welcome to Self Report: The Game!

► All winners of the Newlywed Game will be rewarded with luxurious lingerie. Marriages take work to keep the spark alive! Losers will be entered into the spanking raffle. Everyone drawn from the pool will be subject to bare bottom spankings from dominants and dominatrixes around the resort. Particularly dommy guests may be recruited for spanking duty.

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE!

► Don't let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life! Guests are invited to participate the Extreme Dating Challenge, which offers the opportunity to meet potential mates in unique situations. Head over to House Finch and Cloaca & Dagger to meet some sexy singles!

► Staff are eager to help set guests up on some absurd dates. Characters are dressed in ridiculous outfits and given embarrassing tasks to complete during the date. The first person to laugh loses and will be subject to a humiliating but harmless penalty.

► Guests are allowed to select their own silly outfits. However, reluctant guests will be manhandled into costumes by producers. If it's left up to the producers they'll be wearing something embarrassing and sexy, like a maid uniform.

► Only alcohol is provided and there are no food options. Long-standing guests joining in on the fun are oddly sleep deprived because the producers keep kicking them awake so they make bad decisions. Current Game 52 players aren't free from such treatment! Excessive alcohol and no sleep make for good entertainment.

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE! TOO HOT TO HANDLE

► At some point one of the producers gets the inspired idea to make the challenges sexy. During night hours, the Extreme Dating Challenge goes NSFW. Characters are dressed in revealing costumes and given erotic tasks to complete during the date. A favorite task of a certain producer is to ask competitors to suck on a girthy pickle.

► The NSFW version of the game has the added entertainment of Too Hot To Handle rules. Guests are forbidden from any kissing, sexual contact, or self-gratification during the date. Outfits and tasks are designed to sexually tease and provoke the other person. The first person to initiate any kind of sexual contact loses.

► Once again, guests are welcome to choose their own outfits. Those that must be manhandled will be strapped into harnesses, gimp suits, and pasties.

► Losers will be strapped into a chastity belt and mercilessly teased (erotically). Winners collect a large payout for their success.

CLUCK AROUND, FIND OUT

MY SWAN AND ONLY LOVE

LUST IS BIRDS

► Upon arrival to the Mating Season central hub, blindfolded guests are lead into a starting pod. Each blind date will last 30 minutes, after which staff members will knock on the doors of the pods to rotate guests to meet new matches. Welcome to Lust is Birds, where Penguinessa Larkchey and her husband, Peck Larkchey, ask the big questions. Can you get hot for someone you've never seen? Can attraction spark through voice alone? Is love... real?

► Participants are alone in their pod with a blind date on the other side of a partition. These two guests can talk to each other but cannot see each other through the partition. Guests cannot overhear other guests outside of their paired pods. They only have each other for company once locked inside.

► Pods are furnished with a couch, blankets, flatscreen, and snack bar. Included with the snack bar are bottles of wine and spirits, as well as the classic reality TV silver goblets. Guests are encouraged to drink and eat their fill; everything inside the pods is free regardless of rank. Relax, enjoy, and have fun!

► Don't worry, Mating Season wouldn't leave you up the creek without a paddle. Every pod has two glass jars with slips of paper. These jars are labeled ROMANTIC TOPICS and SEXY TOPICS. While guests are encouraged to talk about anything they want, if they find themselves coming up short, they can use jar topics for ideas.

► Find yourself making a connection? Mating Season would never cut off a fledgling love affair. Every pod is equipped with a large green MATE button. Pressing that button signifies the intention to couple up and nest. If both sides press the button they'll be allowed to meet face-to-face for nesting time.

SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN

► Welcome, chefs, to the Gilded Cage's sprawling kitchen! Here you'll be issued a series of challenges our charming host, certified daddy dom Albert Brownbird. Will you be able to withstand the heat of the sluttiest kitchen in the Golden Peacock?

► Unlike a traditional cooking show, all of these challenges are erotic. Since Albert is a kind-hearted daddy dom, his early tasks won't be too specific and remain within the realm of general appeal. Beginning rounds kick off with easy challenges, like giving their waiting partner two back-to-back orgasms. Later rounds include more specific tasks, like anal stimulation or nipple play with added parameters.

► After the challenge is issued chefs will have one minute to dash through the massive pantry to grab the sex toys they want. Toys are limited in number. Competitors not fast enough may end up with weird leftovers. Producers encourage kicking and slapfights to snatch toys from each other's baskets. It's good entertainment!

► Once "ingredients" have been secured, chefs return to their station and start getting their waiting partner off. Winners are judged based on how quickly they complete the task and how pleased their partners are. Someone may get their partner off quickly with a spatula, but if that partner isn't thoroughly satisfied with their "meal", daddy Albert is knocking off points.

► Guests that score highly are rewarded with two large payouts, privileges to use the Gilded Cage's kitchen for two months, a clean chef's jacket embroidered with daddy Albert's face, new cooking supplies, and the title of Top Chef. Guests that score poorly are assigned to the cleanup crew and peeling vegetables for the next dinner rush.

THIS IS DANGEROUS?!

► Come test your smarts in a battle of wits at Chickadees! It's time for everyone's favorite trivia gameshow, Dangerous!? Hosted for sixty nine years by Alex Trebawk, a dapper older bird in an impeccable three-piece suit, Dangerous!? has been a staple on the Peacock network for decades.

► Two or three contestants play by selecting clues under certain categories, including everyone's favorite Kinks You'd Like To Play. Players have a limited time to provide a response (for example: A kink you're interested in but have never tried). Failing to provide a truthful answer in a few seconds requires the player to remove one article of clothing. Last player with clothing on is the winner!

► Be careful—forgetting to phrase your reply in the form of a question results in a penalty. Traditionally this penalty is chosen by the other player, but Trebawk has been known to offer his own suggestions if need be!

► The winner is rewarded with a Golden Owl trophy, a large payout, and showered with adoration. The loser is conscripted into working as the winner's servant for 24 hours post-game.

FOWL INTENTIONS

BEAKING OUT

BEAK GAMES

► Not to be outdone, local algorithm junky Mr. Beak does what he does best: steals a profitable idea and turns it into his own content. Lust is Birds? That’s old news, baby! What the people want is BEAK GAMES.

► Beak Games brings blindfolded players to large cubes instead of the familiar Lust is Birds pods. Once inside participants are told that they are trapped until they have at least one orgasm, at which point the cubes will unlock. The catch, which Mr. Beak conveniently waits until after the first round to announce? Anyone who orgasms has to remain in the cube for the next round! Both parties orgasmed? Hope you had fun together, because you’re going for another round.

► Participants will find an assortment of sex toys available in the cube, along with an old fashioned telephone that can be used to request additional items from the production. Just be warned, Team Beak is just as likely to bring in a sybian instead of the requested sandwich to mix things up! Twists are good content!!

► Guests not subject to the cubes may find themselves locked inside a pitch-black room instead. Players are told that they are trapped until they manage to find the key for the door's padlock. The catch? Players inside the room are chained or handcuffed together. They'll be given the sole hint that that the key is somewhere on one of their bodies. Maybe even in your butthole! Mr. Beak will announce, Check your buttholes!

► The key can be anywhere on one of the participants. Once found, they'll need to make their way to the lock in the dark and get the door open. Good luck navigating that while chained together!

► Don’t worry: within 24 hours Mr. Beak gets sued for reckless endangerment and intellectual property theft, so any players remaining at that point are set free with “please don’t sue us” speed and given a complimentary I Survived Beak Games! jersey.

NEST SWEET

► Nesting Season wraps up a few days later, since Mating Season's legal department is gearing up for a long court battle with local network celebrity Mr. Beak. However, the impact of the mating games lasts for much longer than legal proceedings!

► Depending on how characters behaved during nesting season they may be recognized as heroes or villains of their respective games by fans. Villains may be met with boos when walking to Birdbucks for their morning coffee. Heroes may be crowded in the hallways and begged for autographs. Stans and shippers pop up across the board with fanfiction and fanart posted on the both virtual and physical bulletin boards.

► Since all guests signed away the rights to their likeness upon checking in to the resort (tiny tiny tiny print), Mating Season jumps at the opportunity to produce merchandise of participants. With the popularity of Nesting Season it's easier than ever to get a t-shirt with your loved one's face printed across the chest, featuring one of their iconic quotes from the games. The popup shop at Mating Season's central hub becomes a permanent addition so one can pick up some swag anytime!

► Divorces may also be processed through Mating Season once the shipping hype dies down. Mating Season does hope that you managed to find someone to be a pair of sweet mandarin ducks with!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; BDSM; competition; costumes; dating show themes; dubcon; entrapment; humiliation; punishment; marriage themes; mr beast references; sex toys

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header.

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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(frozen comment) CONFESSIONALS: CODE

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CHARACTER NAME

TITLE

"QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE
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AGE: ANSWER
GENDER: ANSWER
CARD: ANSWER
ROLE: ANSWER
FAVORITE POSITION: ANSWER
SEXIEST FEATURE: ANSWER
SEEKING: ANSWER

Brief introduction to character and what kind of mate they're looking for.

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ALBERT BROWNBIRD

DADDY DOM CHEF

"Hungry? I know you are.
It's beef bourguignon for
dinner and cock for dessert!"

AGE: 57
GENDER: MALE
CARD: K♦
ROLE: DOMINANT TOP
FAVORITE POSITION: FACE-DOWN DOGGY
SEXIEST FEATURE: SMALL DICK BUT KNOWS HOW TO USE IT
SEEKING: SLUTTY SUBMISSIVES TO DOTE ON

Michelin Star awarded chef and host of Slutthroat Kitchen. Chef Albert is a VIP member of Naked Yolk and currently supports seven submissives. Known as Daddy Albert in BDSM circles, this daddy is looking to add three more submissives to his harem for a full ten. Looks don't matter. Submissives need only be hungry to get porked like juicy tenderloin.

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TOP LEVEL DIRECTORY

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colress | pokémon (games) | new/returning player

[shadesbetween]

COLRESS

POKÉMON SCIENTIST

"A quote? Hm. I've never filled anything like this out before, I'm not certain what would constitute an appropr"

AGE: 27
GENDER: Male
CARD: N/A
ROLE: Switch for Science
FAVORITE POSITION: Face to Face
SEXIEST FEATURE: That slim, grabbable waist
SEEKING: Brave, compliant bodies to give him plenty of data

Dr. Colress is a man willing to probe the deepest, darkest holes imaginable if he can get what he wants in the end, even if it means forsaking being gentle with any of his test subjects. He's no stranger to them fighting back, of course, and can take a hell of a lot of punishment--it's all sweet, sweet information to gulp down after all.

TO THE CHAPEL. A.

[ Colress doesn't look too out of place in a stark white tuxedo, proper posture and demeanor giving an unexpected amount of weight to what is basically a Vegas marriage. Unfortunate there isn't much time to appreciate it before the 'ceremony' gets underway.

Once he and his partner are up there on the altar, looking into each other's eyes for the very first time, Colress brings an abrupt hand up to Birdvis' now sputtering mouth before he can get past the first syllable of whatever speed-vows they're expected to repeat.

All the while, his eyes don't leave his new partner's. ]

May I know your name before it's announced to all of us?

TO THE CHAPEL. B.

[ Well that's annoying.

Colress is curious about this new place, that's a given, and since he's not literally shackled to his new spouse he figures it isn't against any rules to just go exploring, right?

Hm. Maybe not.

Every time he gets his hands close to somewhere they might not be allowed, the ring on his finger buzzes to life. He's dragged through halls, bonked against doorways, knocked over a few artistic displays, and by the time the rings have found their partners he's visibly annoyed whether he's attached to his initial spouse or not. ]

There was a way to disable these intrusive things, wasn't there?

THE NEWLYWED GAME.

I suppose we are technically Newlyweds, even if we aren't wed to each other. A unique concept for a game, if that is meant to be the challenge.

[ If it isn't general fuckery he should be expecting of this place, he means. He hasn't been here long, but it doesn't take an extended stay to catch on that this is more of a madhouse than a resort.

"Which of you is the bigger spender?"

Oh, he's already writing. Seems he's pretty confident in his answer. ]

SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN.

Good news!!

[ Is it? He seems pretty excited about the stuffed grocery basket he's putting on the table, jabbering on as he takes things out one by one to sort them all in a neat line. ]

Personal taste in the bedroom is as varied as personal taste on the tongue. Without your initial input as to what you might enjoy, I believe this will be mostly about technique rather than outside assistance with all its 'bells and whistles', as it were. And there were many simple tools left available.

[ He picks up a small bottle with what looks like a fancy mug of cocoa on its label, presenting it like it's a valuable antique. ]

This lubricant, for example, warms with friction. Perfectly suited for our purposes.

WILDCARD.
[ Howdy hey it's Gray, back at it again because I love you people. I'm up for a lot but if you're unsure of anything you can PM me here, reach out to flutterm0use, or just post and see where things go. I like yes-anding! Mwah ♡ ]

colress | pokémon (games) | INVITE WANTED

[shadesbetween]

Here!

Zuo Le | Arknights | Wildcard (New Character/Current Player)

[candlestick]

I. NEW ARRIVAL

[ "Robes" certainly is a loose term for what Zuo Le finds he has to wear on arrival. The (definitely not safe to open at work) lacy lingerie he happens to have been gifted is white, and like a real Mr. No Fun, he's immediately ditched the top half of it.

Though desperation for some sort of coverage has had him reluctantly keeping the lower half on. It doesn't stop him from stooping forward awkwardly, hands politely down over his crotch as he shuffles about the wedding suite looking awkward and uncomfortable about this whole thing.

He may be talking to one of his new roomies, or he may just be mumbling to himself as he tries to take this all in, but either way his thoughts are being voiced aloud when he says: ]

Surely... this must be some sort of nightmare I can wake up from.


II. RING TROUBLE

[ The boy has gotten himself a nice tux at this point, and while there's something a little awkward about that as well, it's better than what he was stuck with at first. The bad news for him is that he was shuffled on stage with someone and overly ceremoniously forced into marriage.

Who is his new bride or groom? Well, that part doesn't really matter. It doesn't change the fact that right now the ring that has been foisted onto him may have some glitches in its programming. The damned thing has him rapidly sliding across the ground, all despite his best attempts to dig his heels into the carpet while holding onto his wrist as if he can yank his own arm back down to his side. Sliding directly at someone, in fact, as his ring has decided to magnetize itself to that person. ]

Quickly! Move left!

[ His instructions to dodge won't help, but damn if he isn't trying for the sake of the other person he's about to crash into arm first. ]


III. THIS ISN'T A COOKING SHOW?

[ As the contestants around him begin to scramble about, grabbing increasingly alarming looking sex toys he's never seen before in his life, Zuo Le's scaley tail starts whipping up a nervous frenzy behind him. Even while the rest of him stays rooted in spot. ]

I misunderstood the premise of this show.

[ Boy would Yu be upset to hear how this kitchen is being used. ]


IV. BEAK GAMES

[ He yanks the blindfold off of himself the minute he's able, dashing towards the door seconds before it's slammed shut in his face. A few futile attempts to rattle the door handle uselessly later, Zuo Le steps back and takes stock of the room. ]

If we work together we may be able to break it down.

[ The door or the whole room? He doesn't clarify, but it's clear he's choosing the option of violence over the easier way of getting out.

Let him tire himself out first with this route before he revisits the other option. ]


((OOC. I'm open to m/any for Zuo Le! Though as a note for people with age limits the character is only 19. For any thread that does go in a spicy direction, the answer to is the snake boy built like that? The answer is yes. There are two.))

Il Dottore/The Doctor | Genshin Impact | New Character

[driyosh]

The Doctor

Heretic Scholar, Second of the Fatui Harbingers

"Anything can be canon is possible in the search for knowledge."

AGE: Old enough
GENDER: Male, technically
CARD: N/A
ROLE: Switch, mostly bottom
FAVORITE POSITION: Is oral a position?
SEXIEST FEATURE: Smooth voice, undeniable aura, and a tiny fucking waist
SEEKING: Someone he can impress and be impressed by, a give and take. Mostly the other doing the taking.

The Doctor has never been a stranger to the unconventional, the... taboo. He's been around for centuries and has experienced much - and he's not shy about using that experience to get exactly what he wants. When it comes to his goals, to his research, to his desire to shake the firmament, there's no line he won't cross. And yet, if you asked him? He'd say it's all in the pursuit of servicing - excuse me, serving humanity.

.1. Slutthroat Kitchen

A cooking challenge seems straightforward. Dottore likes to think he's fairly good at it; it's all just chemistry, and baking is a particularly good way to occupy the hands for a bit while you're waiting on samples to culture.

He really shouldn't have expected it to be that simple.

The biggest issue, in the Doctor's mind, is that an industrial kitchen isn't a very erotic place. How is he supposed to bring someone to orgasm, or have one of his own, under bright lights, while being judged?

"I hope this kind of environment does it for you," he says to the person on the other side of the shiny steel table. Great for autopsies, not ideal for sex. Of course he's tried.

.2. Extreme Dating (NSFW Edition)

Unlike the debacle in the kitchen, something called a Speed Dating Challenge seems refreshingly straightforward. Sure, he had to dress up, but just to be contrary Dottore chooses an outfit that, while sexy(probably? He's not a great judge of what random people will find attractive), will be nigh-impossible to quickly remove.

To his credit, the first hours go well! The Doctor is rather good at controlling himself, so it's mostly been free alcohol and 'challenges' that he refuses to allow himself to be humiliated by. He's throated many a pickle and worked words like 'pussy' and 'masturbatory' into conversation more times - and in more and more contrived ways - than he can count, and is quickly getting the reputation for being a tough nut to crack.

That does, however, mean that he's becoming a target. He didn't realize how heavy the drinks were getting until the third time he's being jolted awake, and the full discomfort of the outfit he's chosen has had time to set in. Dottore is a thousand percent sure that his inner ear is swimming in too much liquor for him to be able to stand up and leave without falling down, throwing up, or both. His next 'date' will find him leaning forward on his elbow and running his hand over his face.

"I haven't had a hangover in three centuries, and I don't look forward to the one I'll have tomorrow."

.3. Wildcard

[Heyo! I'm Dana, and this is my horrible man; I'm up for most things, but if you wanna reach out, you can PM me here or hit up katzenkinder! Unlike this guy, I don't bite.]

il dottore | genshin impact | invite wanted!

[driyosh]

Here!

nico robin | one piece live action | new character and player

[palmful]

➤ seed me in the bedroom: married at first sight.

[ it's not a problem for her to leave the bed in just the lingerie that's been provided—an elaborate black corset-like bra trimmed in delicate lace with matching underwear—whoever chose this for her at least has some taste. robin isn't shy about her body (hasn't been for a long time) but she does appreciate craftsmanship and tailoring, which is what makes her gravitate towards the racks of clothing outside the wedding suites.

they expect her to choose one of the wedding dresses, but she passes on them in favor of a tux instead, cinching the belt at her waist. ]

Hmm... it's missing something. [ dark eyes land on the hat just out of her reach, and what looks like another arm appears in a burst of cherry blossom petals to toss it down to her waiting hands. ] Perfect.

[ how did that happen? don't worry about it. ]

➤ cluck around, find out: lust is birds.

[ it's very tempting to cheat the blindfold, but robin plays along with it and allows herself to be led to one of the pods. she scans the food and drink once it comes off (they really are so eager to provide, aren't they?), and helps herself some wine before getting comfortable on the couch.

once her partner has made their way to the adjacent pod and has settled in, she speaks up, voice low and amused: ]

Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

➤ wildcard + ooc info.

[ robin is from the end of season 2; please let me know if you'd like to avoid spoilers! she's 28 and is ota ages and genders—f/m, f/f, f/nb all good. feel free to hit me with anything else if the above doesn't spark joy, i am so open and easy; i'm particularly interested in beak games if you wanna mess around with that, or just pm me if you want to plot something else. for the lust is birds prompt, her voice sounds like this. please mind the very mild body horror in the video! ]

Zenitsu Agatsuma | Kimetsu no Yaiba/Demon Slayer | new player

[honoikazuchi]

(( main note: zenitsu is only 16. i eagerly welcome non-romantic CR as much as i do romantic/sexual. his permissions/kinks are over here! ))

Zenitsu Agatsuma

The Rumble Hashira

"I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"

AGE: 16
GENDER: Male
CARD: Wild
ROLE: What?
FAVORITE POSITION: Huh??
SEXIEST FEATURE: I don't know??
SEEKING: Escape!

Unusually ripped for someone of his age, Zenitsu is an energetic young man and enthusiastic learner. A helping hand will go a long way in calming his turbulent heart, so let him hold it. And if you have your own concerns, there is no better listener around. Some say he can even hear the very sound of your soul.

[ and yes, that is what the AI has managed to gather from his interview. he has no idea what he's doing. ]

i. married at first sight

[ well. this is vaguely familiar in the absolutely most unfortunate way.

zenitsu remembers waking up in an absolutely strange and foreign location just once before, though it was significantly more... outdoors than it is this time. he's definitely in a bed, a nice one at that, and staring at a rather ornate ceiling. the soft sound of snoring filters from what he can only assume are other occupants (he isn't certain how many) in the room and frankly, he has to pat himself on the back for how calm he's being about all of this.

externally. how calm he's being about all of this externally.

he sits up slowly and takes a look around, rubbing his eyes as he makes an attempt to get his bearings. this is definitely the same place he was whisked away to before, right? a quick glance down at the definitely not a kimono robe he's been shoved in to confirms his suspicion. heat also rises to his cheeks (this is embarrassing to wear) and he decides that he needs to get out of here before anyone else wakes up.

his movements are slow and deliberate as he crawls toward the edge of the bed and its ladder, bare legs swinging over the edge in order to cli--and he falls. the ladder has five rungs on it and he falls. zenitsu lays on the floor and stares upward, wondering what it is exactly that he's done to deserve any of this. ]

ii. to the chapel

[ against all odds (not really), zenitsu has managed to escape the room he woke up in and found a--what was it called again? a tuxedo? yeah, a tuxedo. something western, he can only assume, and having had such great experiences with things that come from The West he's just waiting for the other shoe to drop now that he has this stuffy suit on.

it doesn't take long. zenitsu finds himself inside of a chapel and at the altar, staring with wide eyes at the person across from them as matching rings are unceremoniously shoved onto their fingers. ]

Wait! This isn't right! I'm supposed to marry--

[ he's unceremoniously hushed as the two of them are all but shoved out of the chapel so the next "wedding" can take place. zenitsu stares at his hand, at the other person's hand, and immediately turns to start walking away while tugging uselessly at the ring. ]

Well this was fun! Maybe we'll see eachoth--ack!

[ zenitsu is flung backward as the magnetization of the rings takes effect, crashing into his new spouse and toppling them both to the ground. ]

iii. beak games

[ it's dark. very dark and while zenitsu doesn't have a fear of it, he doesn't exactly feel good about what's happening here. he touches around his eyes to make sure he doesn't have a blindfold on and frowns when he discovers that he doesn't. how did anyone manage to make a place so devoid of light?

he shifts to start moving when his arm tugs at something and it's only then he realizes that he's shackled to... something? zenitsu reaches his free hand out and gropes around blindly in the dark, his hand finally landing on something warm and pliable. flesh-like, even.

oh god he's shackled to a someone. ]

Sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-- I was just wondering--

[ a voice crackles in the dark space around them, explaining the rules to some ludicrous game, and zenitsu's head swivels around as though he'd be able to find the source. ]

Check our WHAT?

iv. wildcard

[ make something up! i will go along with literally anything thrown my way, but feel free to message me if you want to discuss anything! ]

Zenitsu Agatsuma | Kimetsu no Yaiba/Demon Slayer | invite wanted!

[honoikazuchi]

beep

lust is birds

[theflashyfool]

Buggy.

[He didn't even cheat! Because sometimes, good things can come from these stupid little games. Besides, at least there's food and drink, right?]

Buggy the Clown. And you?

nico robin | one piece live action

[palmful]

all hands all the time.

Wisely Kamelot | D. Gray-man | new character, current player

[hoboish]

(( ooc note: hello!! wisely is a telepath. he can hear people's surface thoughts with little effort (text posts do not apply ofc) and hone in specifically as well. if you don't want this at all i have an opt-out here! otherwise i will assume it's alright! none of his other powers will really come into play here on the tdm so don't worry about those! feel free to drop hints for me to pick up on or just sabotage him by having your character do the mental equivalent of drawing dicks on everything, that's fine too! ))

Wisely

Noah of Wisdom

"your secrets are safe with me!"

AGE: ??
GENDER: male
CARD: wildcard
ROLE: more research required
FAVORITE POSITION: the hugging one
SEXIEST FEATURE: that HUGE .... brain
SEEKING: quiet minds and good cooks

Demon-Eye Wisely — Wisely Kamelot if you're of a feeble mind — is a know-it-all who unfortunately has the strength to back that up 9.5 out of 10 times. Somehow he manages to be a loyal friend and extremely unpersonable at the same time. Don't let the latter deter you, he's quite spunky and could be good for several rounds! Wisely will always keep you on your toes (or maybe you like being put on your back). Are you sugar daddy/mommy material or will he be handing you your just desserts? First impressions really count!

i. arrival to the lovely bride or groom

[ Wisely has the pleasure of waking up on the top bunk in one of the suites dressed in this particular number. He's used to showing skin so it doesn't particularly bother him, it's more the fact that he's here at all that really irks him. He sits up in the bed and immediately looks like he licked a lemon, eyes (the main two) squinting before he hangs over the edge to peer at his bunkmate below. ]

Can you stop that? I'm trying to think.

[ Were you not even speaking? Don't worry about it.

What you should probably worry about is if you're matched with Wisely for marriage. At some point, he's out there standing at the altar admiring the new ring on his finger. He's not really the marriage type. But maybe it could have its perks. Maybe. He's open to the idea. Regardless, he offers his new partner in crime a normal, pleasant enough smile (which is probably the reddest flag yet) and gives a pleased nod of his head. ]

Let's do our best.

[ His tune may change once the magnets come in to play, but that remains to be seen. Welcome to your married life... ]

ii. newlywed game it's not cheating if he was born this way

[ Wisely is actually a very good partner for the Newlywed game if you actually want to win. Not only can he read the answers of his partner straight from their head, but he can send convincing suggestions to them about what to answer for his. What? It's totally fair. This is normal life for one such as him. Are you saying he has to lie about who he is? That's pretty mean. ]

Just trust your instincts, okay? [ he even gives a thumbs up. ]

Question Number One: What's your favorite way to orgasm?

[ Wisely either writes something down with barely a gap between the question being asked, or he just scribbles something like frogs or stuff on it and waits for the guessing to begin. He already knows he's going to get the answer right, so does it really matter if his partner does as well? ]

iii. lust is birds also the snacks are good

[ This type of dating will be a bit difficult for Wisely to make a good impression on, mostly because it may become difficult to tell if his partner is speaking to him or if they're just thinking too loud. He starts it off — and may find it difficult to be convinced to move away — at the refreshments table in his little pod and if he can't be heard partaking, he will soon enough reveal his distraction: ]

Oh. Were you saying something to me? I forgot there was someone on the other side.

[ He could be convinced to take it seriously. Maybe. ]

iv. beak games maybe he'll do better at this one

[ You're in a dark room and your partner is Wisely. When you can't see him, there's nothing particularly odd about him. In proximity he would seem to be on the shorter side (approximately 5'6") for a male, and his voice somewhere in the middle range, his demeanor relatively calm. He only sighs a bit too audibly about the predicament they're in because he has no choice but to participate. It seems like cutting off his partner's arm wouldn't be the ideal way to be free of this. Even teleporting out of the room may not solve the problem of being attached.

Once their hosts speaks up about where the key could be hiding though, he immediately leans in close to whisper in his teammate(? is that what they are?)'s ear. ]

You're not getting to my butthole.

wildcard

[ anything else here, including non-prompt type meetings! FYI at some point wisely will be walking around wearing a shirt with tyki mikk's face on it and he will be so proud of it!! especially if it annoys tyki!! so feel free to just decide he's wearing it.

OTA for smut + gen. wisely is one of those "real old guys in younger body" so i leave that to your judgment. feel free to toss me a message if you have and questions, plots, etc. ♥ ]

➤ cluck around, find out: lust is birds

[shanksyourfeels]

[ Shanks doesn't mind much. These games can be fun, anyway, so he lets himself be led, but he can't entirely deny he's curious. ]

[ Even if it can't be seen, there's a smirk on his face as he listens to the woman on the other side. Intrigued. She asks names first. He likes that. ]

Shanks. And who might I have the pleasure of speaking with?

!!! points at!!!! also (iii) because of course

[demawn]

Watch it, that's my chest—

[ What the hell is this?! One second he had been going into the perfectly innocent game of Lust is Birds because it had zero expectations and now he's chained to some other guy in a dark room. Chains clank and Genya grunts when said guy moves around, pulling the chains and tugging his arm in an awkward backward direction. Now there's a hand on one of his pecs, giving it a squeeze, like a honk honk. Excuse you? Who said you could cop a feel?

.... this voice is familiar. Not one Genya has heard in a long time but not easily forgettable with that pitch of panic—but before he can fully form any kind of thought about it a disembodied voice yells out an awful, terrible, hellish suggestion. ]

Hell no! I'm not doing that, you check your own butthole! That freak probably shoved it in there.

[ The chains rattle again as Genya yanks away. Of course, they're still stuck together, so it just drags poor Zenitsu along with him. ]

[palmful]

Oh?

[ so they've brought him here as well. interesting. ]

Miss All-Sunday. [ she lets her smile slip into her voice. ] What a pleasant surprise it is to meet you here.

[theflashyfool]

[... Wait. What?]

Do you know who I am?

[Is she from home?? That's-- not usual here, for people to recognize his name. Even though they should! Obviously.]

slutthroat kitchen (best pun in the world oh my god)

[driyosh]

[Dottore looks at the bottle skeptically.]

Certainly a novel creation, I'll grant you, but the environment is hardly one that facilitates eroticism. That said, I do pride myself in being flexible.

[The double entendre seems to be unintentional. He reaches out to pick up a firm, navy blue silicone ring with a bulge on one side, along with a matching remote control. Tapping the button multiple times cycles through a series of more and more intense vibrations from the ring.]

This is interesting too.

[The Doctor is not shy when he has a goal.]

[palmful]

[ oh, this one is especially interesting. ]

I must admit, I wasn't expecting to meet you here. [ what could that mean? don't worry about it. ] You can call me Miss All-Sunday.

points back at dramatically!!!

[honoikazuchi]

[ excuse you he APOLOGIZED for that!! (very honkable though. kudos or whatever.)

zenitsu spins around in his seated position as he's pulled, getting stretched out as the other person starts to move away. ]

I'm not doing anything with my butthole!

[ wait. ]

...Shinazugawa?

[ he definitely knows that voice. ]

(( ooc; catch me trying to remember what everyone calls each other ))

[shanksyourfeels]

[ Huh? Does he know her? It's not like Shanks hasn't had a few port side one night stands in his time. But he's pretty sure he would recognize that voice, and he's definitely not met her at the hotel. ]

Where would you expect to meet me, Miss All-Sunday?

i know right??

[shadesbetween]

I'm afraid neither of us can do much about the environment, save for sensory deprivation. [ He'll quickly run his finger above the line of toys he's made, as if taking stock. ] I hadn't thought to pick up a blindfold or any of the like, but those are easy enough to improvise.

[ And when Dottore singles one of the toys out, Colress will lean in to investigate with a shifting of his glasses. ]

Ooh, indeed it is! Would that be a request to use it in our game?

aoba seragaki | dramatical murder | new character/current player

[awareness]

𝙸. 𝚂𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙳𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙼

[He can tell implicitly that he isn't where he fell asleep. He knows, because it's not the first time this has happened — yet another rude awakening under humiliating circumstances, namely how he's dressed atop the sheets, shivering with the cold of exposed skin. Not an outfit he recognizes, and certainly not one he's ever thought to wear. He's not into that. The change must have been done while he was unconscious, which only deepens the trench of his own paranoia, because hadn't he locked the door? Aoba could swear his life on it. He'd even put a chair against the handle as a manufactured barricade.

This isn't even the same room, though. Aoba realizes this slowly as he rises, rolling out of the top bunk bed, slim legs (in white tights and heels) dangling over the ladder down.]

What the— What is this? [Ignorant of any sleeping roommates (new spouses?) on the bunk below, Aoba raises his voice.] Hello? Is anyone there...? Where are my clothes?!

[The blushing maiden that he is, Aoba wraps a sheet from the mattress around him like a cloak. This is bad. He doesn't even have the flannel he was wearing yesterday to protect him now.]

Listen, you sick freaks, I'm gonna kick your ass!

𝙸𝙸. 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝚆𝙻𝚈𝚆𝙴𝙳 𝙶𝙰𝙼𝙴

[Somewhere, Aoba's reclaimed the worn blue flannel shirt, apparently a safe piece of clothing from whatever thief is tormenting him. He hasn't been able to find his original clothes at all, something he's still sore over. He misses his jacket.

The shirt is too big on Aoba, buttoned up all the way to the collar in the look of a dress, though it hangs off him more like a shapeless pillowcase. The point is to lower his "sex appeal" — so he's fine with this.]

If we have to do this... [Hazel eyes find his partner seated at the candlelit table with him.] Let's just hurry up.

[A question game should be harmless, right?]

𝙸𝙸𝙸. 𝙻𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳𝚂

[There's an unintilligible noise on the other side of the partition, as Aoba trips in his blindfold and knocks his knee against a piece of furniture with a yelp. Then a quiet "sorry, sorry" follows, rustling movement loud enough to signify that he's getting settled.]

You think this is weird too, don't you? I mean, I guess it's better than some of the other events... They have a lot of snacks in here. But — look, we don't have to ask questions if we don't want to, you know? We can just talk.

[ooc note: Aoba has a passive ability where his voice can be persuasive, or at least very pleasing to listen to. This will be more prominent in this game since he's not visible. I'm up for this being pretty flexible aka most fun!! ranging from "oh he just has a nice voice" all the way to more obsessive/stalkerish "I need to meet the person this voice belongs to" feelings. It will wear off if the partition comes down and they see Aoba.]

𝙸𝚅. 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝚂

Aoba Seragaki

Sly Blue

"I said don't touch me. Get your hands off me."

AGE: 23
GENDER: Male
CARD: N/A
ROLE: What does this mean? ... Never mind, I know it's going to be perverted.
FAVORITE POSITION: Don't ask me that.
SEXIEST FEATURE: Shut up!!!!!!!
SEEKING: Nothing!

ONLINE
400ft away
Youthful and energetic
5'9/175cm
140lbs/64kg
Japanese
Currently: Virgin
Looking for: A husband
Wants children one day

𝚅. 𝙴𝚃𝙲

[Info/permissions in journal. Prefer to start with gen and develop CR working toward smut, but happy for cute flirting/kissing/possible milder options (quick handjobs, frottage) in the meantime. He's coming from the end of the common route. Absolutely open to other options than those listed, feel free to plot with me through PM or snezhnaya!]