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peacockstop2026-05-15 05:59 pm
TDM 15
【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
★ Mating Season ★ is pleased to announce the start of nesting season in the Golden Peacock! This is a special time where guests are invited to join a series of competitive events to woo potential mates. Everyone is eager to find their perfect match and happy ending! 🍆 💦
Mating games will take place in various locations around the resort. Get ready to flash your feathers and present your courtship dance.
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Competitors will be able to browse potential mates on the ★ Mating Season ★ app to connect with those they would like to nest with!
Wildcards are an important part of nesting season. All guests that romantically match with a Wildcard during the games will be gifted a triple extra large payout for being chosen by the newest birds on the block.
Get ready to match and find love! 】
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colress | pokémon (games) | new/returning player
AGE: 27
GENDER: Male
CARD: N/A
ROLE: Switch for Science
FAVORITE POSITION: Face to Face
SEXIEST FEATURE: That slim, grabbable waist
SEEKING: Brave, compliant bodies to give him plenty of data
Dr. Colress is a man willing to probe the deepest, darkest holes imaginable if he can get what he wants in the end, even if it means forsaking being gentle with any of his test subjects. He's no stranger to them fighting back, of course, and can take a hell of a lot of punishment--it's all sweet, sweet information to gulp down after all.
TO THE CHAPEL. A.
[ Colress doesn't look too out of place in a stark white tuxedo, proper posture and demeanor giving an unexpected amount of weight to what is basically a Vegas marriage. Unfortunate there isn't much time to appreciate it before the 'ceremony' gets underway.
Once he and his partner are up there on the altar, looking into each other's eyes for the very first time, Colress brings an abrupt hand up to Birdvis' now sputtering mouth before he can get past the first syllable of whatever speed-vows they're expected to repeat.
All the while, his eyes don't leave his new partner's. ]
May I know your name before it's announced to all of us?
TO THE CHAPEL. B.
[ Well that's annoying.
Colress is curious about this new place, that's a given, and since he's not literally shackled to his new spouse he figures it isn't against any rules to just go exploring, right?
Hm. Maybe not.
Every time he gets his hands close to somewhere they might not be allowed, the ring on his finger buzzes to life. He's dragged through halls, bonked against doorways, knocked over a few artistic displays, and by the time the rings have found their partners he's visibly annoyed whether he's attached to his initial spouse or not. ]
There was a way to disable these intrusive things, wasn't there?
THE NEWLYWED GAME.
I suppose we are technically Newlyweds, even if we aren't wed to each other. A unique concept for a game, if that is meant to be the challenge.
[ If it isn't general fuckery he should be expecting of this place, he means. He hasn't been here long, but it doesn't take an extended stay to catch on that this is more of a madhouse than a resort.
"Which of you is the bigger spender?"
Oh, he's already writing. Seems he's pretty confident in his answer. ]
SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN.
Good news!!
[ Is it? He seems pretty excited about the stuffed grocery basket he's putting on the table, jabbering on as he takes things out one by one to sort them all in a neat line. ]
Personal taste in the bedroom is as varied as personal taste on the tongue. Without your initial input as to what you might enjoy, I believe this will be mostly about technique rather than outside assistance with all its 'bells and whistles', as it were. And there were many simple tools left available.
[ He picks up a small bottle with what looks like a fancy mug of cocoa on its label, presenting it like it's a valuable antique. ]
This lubricant, for example, warms with friction. Perfectly suited for our purposes.
WILDCARD.
[ Howdy hey it's Gray, back at it again because I love you people. I'm up for a lot but if you're unsure of anything you can PM me here, reach out to
slutthroat kitchen (best pun in the world oh my god)
Certainly a novel creation, I'll grant you, but the environment is hardly one that facilitates eroticism. That said, I do pride myself in being flexible.
[The double entendre seems to be unintentional. He reaches out to pick up a firm, navy blue silicone ring with a bulge on one side, along with a matching remote control. Tapping the button multiple times cycles through a series of more and more intense vibrations from the ring.]
This is interesting too.
[The Doctor is not shy when he has a goal.]
i know right??
[ And when Dottore singles one of the toys out, Colress will lean in to investigate with a shifting of his glasses. ]
Ooh, indeed it is! Would that be a request to use it in our game?
no subject
[He holds up the small bottle of warming lube.]
This, the ring, and a blindfold would surely be enough to drown out the sounds of a kitchen and audience. I heard chatter about an edging challenge, probably duration.
no subject
Perfect.
Now then, if we're both agreed, please make yourself comfortable however you need. I'll prepare our tools.
chapel b
Yeah. Waiting it out is an option, but it's pretty annoying.
[ he'll glance at colress, reach over, and pull his shirt collar back into place. ]
You okay? Rough treatment, huh.
no subject
With a sigh, ] I'm fine. Only annoyed, as you said.
What were you doing before, [ He gives their hands a gentle shake. ] this?
no subject
This, or... [ a grander sweeping motion with his free hand. ] this? Either way, attempting to sleep. I was trying to find an unoccupied room to stay out of this and take a nap.
[ and before that he was conked out in the hotel he was actually supposed to be in. ]
What about you? Didn't interrupt anything important, I hope.
no subject
Exploring the resort. Which it does seem to be, judging by amenities I managed to find before being swept away, all facilities one would expect to find in a purportedly fancy hotel.
Which should include rest areas. If you haven't found any, we could always use the rooms most of us seem to have arrived in. I could keep watch for you while going over my notes.
no subject
[ so this guy just arrived too, huh... his own exploration had been slow, trying to not get lost and being dragged into various games and sidequests as he looked around. it was exhausting, and his social battery was running on empty. ]
I'd appreciate that. A few of the rooms were either occupied or... themed...? Not great to just take a few hours in. [ he taps their joined hands together, a substitute for a handshake. ] I'm Michiru, by the way.
no subject
Let's find you a suitable spot, Michiru. Whatever may be thrown at us next, it'd be best to face it fully rested.
[ Said matter-of-factly, finger in the air and everything, like a school teacher leading his class on a field trip as he takes a moment to remember which direction that strange matrimonial hostel was and head on out. ]
While we walk, however...indulge me in the sort of rooms you came across?
no subject
How magnanimous. I don't mind if you want to nap too, you know.
[ though he seems the studious type especially with that demeanor, so maybe it's fine to just let colress do his thing...? might be a little annoying to go over notes with one hand stuck to a sleeping dead weight, though. ah, well, problems for a little later. ]
Oh, you know. [ gestures vaguely around them. ] About what you'd expect. Private nooks and lounges with various apparatus laid out, or hanging from the ceiling, or in use.
TO THE CHAPEL. A.
This time. ]
Corbeau.
Yours?
no subject
[ It's weird, it sucks, but judging from how irritated this Corbeau's pretending not to be, it miiight not be his fault? So no reason to take it out on him.
He'll set his hand down, ] You may continue.
[ And Birdvis wastes no time clearing his throat and getting back to business. No input from either of them needed, the next thing they know two stagehands are slipping rings on their fingers as quickly and subtly as possible. ]
no subject
I've only been here half a year and I've already been 'married' twice. They must really like this trope.
[ Maybe it will be of some small comfort to Colress that Corbeau seems more agitated than panicked. ]
The rings are new, though. Their insistence on getting them on tells me they're going to be an annoyance.
no subject
Even if there's something new in the mix, namely the rings. Colress has also started inspecting his, already fidgeting with it as much as the little band will let him. ]
Oh? And what was expected of you in your first marriage?
no subject
[ That's a good enough summary for someone he's just met. ]
But you seem much more sapient than my previous spouse, so this should go much more smoothly for however long they want us to play house.
[ This is being said as they're being encouraged (read: gently pushed by the stagehands) down an 'aisle' while other stagehands throw rice in a downright mechanical manner. What a waste of food. ]
Fine, fine, we're going. Keep your hands to yourselves.
no subject
If domesticity is all they want, that shouldn't be a problem. Though you mentioned these rings are new?
[ He'll hold his up again, belatedly realizing they'd taken one of his gloves off to get the thing on. Ugh. ]
What sort of problems could they pose for us, aside from being difficult to remove?
no subject
[ As soon as they get to the end of the aisle and through a large double door it shuts unceremoniously behind them, the sounds of the whole operation reseting for the next unlucky pairing muffled on the other side. ]
Humor me. Try and get some distance from me. A couple floors away if possible.
no subject
Understood.
[ It's a good opportunity to explore, too. Colress had barely woken up before he was dressed and thrown into a chapel with little to no explanation. The specifics of this strange place that has a habit of marrying off its occupants is still a mystery.
So he'll do just that--he'll bid Corbeau farewell for now and wander off wherever he isn't shooed away from, even if the idea of sticking around just to find out how to sneak past any busybody staff is tempting. His main goal is distance, and there's no guarantee he has the time to dawdle before...whatever is going to happen, happens.
And he's two floors up before it does. A tingling, vibrating from his ring finger, as if a switch had been pulled and the ring was humming with electricity. It's subtle at first, but takes much less time to ramp up than it did to activate, and before you can say 'two grown men flung towards each other at top speed'...
Well. ]
chapel b;
...Although, does it work if they weren't the ones that got initially married?? Hard to say. He'll just answer based on what he does know, so Scott looks at him through his normal red sunglasses with a slightly serious expression.]
Well, either form a romantic bond or have sex.
text; un: v Confessional!
Though I am unfamiliar with what a pokemon is. A type of creature in your world, I presume?