TDM 15

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

★ Mating Season ★ is pleased to announce the start of nesting season in the Golden Peacock! This is a special time where guests are invited to join a series of competitive events to woo potential mates. Everyone is eager to find their perfect match and happy ending! 🍆 💦

Mating games will take place in various locations around the resort. Get ready to flash your feathers and present your courtship dance.

As a special introduction feature, all participants will be interviewed by a ★ Mating Season ★ staff member. Our sweet AI friend 🐦 CHIRPY 🐦 will generate a mate card that is likely to match your gameplay style.

Competitors will be able to browse potential mates on the ★ Mating Season ★ app to connect with those they would like to nest with!

Wildcards are an important part of nesting season. All guests that romantically match with a Wildcard during the games will be gifted a triple extra large payout for being chosen by the newest birds on the block.

Get ready to match and find love! 】

SEED ME IN THE BEDROOM

A BIRD IN THE BUSH

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT

► New arrivals are in for a treat! No need to sign up and wait for the chance to participate in the mating games. As soon as Wildcards open their eyes they will find themselves in one of the wedding suites of the Phoenix Casino! Each suite houses up to six guests comfortably. That's what bunkbeds are for!

► Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. The term 'robe' is used loosely this round with looks spanning the full range of wedding lingerie. All lingerie come in either white or black to promote the game's wedding aesthetic.

► Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty bunkbeds in these suites. It wouldn't be much fun for Wildcards to only marry each other, would it? The staff also understand that some existing guests ache to wed. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

► Racks of clothing are waiting right outside the wedding suites. Everything available for arrivals to wear are elaborate wedding dresses and sharp tuxedos. Why? All will soon become clear after Mating Season staff urge them to dress and then drag them out to the casino floor.

TO THE CHAPEL

► Down the red carpet waits a gaudy casino wedding chapel and our favorite officiant, Birdvis! Two guests will meet for the first time at the altar to be married by Birdvis with no 'I do' required. It's possible it isn't really the first time they've met but game producers would appreciate keeping mum if that's the case.

► Congratulations, you're married! All new couples are forced to wear matching wedding rings. These wedding rings resonate and randomly magnetize wearers together. Now that you're married you have to stick with your spouse.

► Rings cannot be removed until either considerable romantic bonding has occurred or the couple has consummated the marriage. Whichever comes first! As long as the rings are on, couples will continue to be randomly pulled together. Watch out for brides and grooms flying through the casino as they're magnetized to their partner!

► Glitches in the matrimony matrix may occur. When a glitch happens, guests wearing wedding rings may end up attaching to someone other than their spouse. Even if the other person isn't wearing a ring at all! Oops.

THE NEWLYWED GAME

► The Newlywed Game is presented to help guests bond with their new spouse. However, couples may end up shuffled around—it's so difficult to keep track of who's married whom! Some guests who aren't married may also be dragged in to buff up the numbers.

► Poker tables in the casino have been converted into romantic tables studded with roses and candles. Each table comes with a bottle of wine, a pack of cards with questions, two notepads, and two pens.

► Players flip a card and individually write their answer on their respective notepads. Then they both take a guess as to what the other has answered. The player closest to their partner's answer is awarded a point. If neither player makes a close guess no points are given. The game ends when one side reaches five points.

► Questions cover a range of invasive topics, though most of them focus on kinks or feelings. Welcome to Self Report: The Game!

► All winners of the Newlywed Game will be rewarded with luxurious lingerie. Marriages take work to keep the spark alive! Losers will be entered into the spanking raffle. Everyone drawn from the pool will be subject to bare bottom spankings from dominants and dominatrixes around the resort. Particularly dommy guests may be recruited for spanking duty.

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE!

► Don't let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life! Guests are invited to participate the Extreme Dating Challenge, which offers the opportunity to meet potential mates in unique situations. Head over to House Finch and Cloaca & Dagger to meet some sexy singles!

► Staff are eager to help set guests up on some absurd dates. Characters are dressed in ridiculous outfits and given embarrassing tasks to complete during the date. The first person to laugh loses and will be subject to a humiliating but harmless penalty.

► Guests are allowed to select their own silly outfits. However, reluctant guests will be manhandled into costumes by producers. If it's left up to the producers they'll be wearing something embarrassing and sexy, like a maid uniform.

► Only alcohol is provided and there are no food options. Long-standing guests joining in on the fun are oddly sleep deprived because the producers keep kicking them awake so they make bad decisions. Current Game 52 players aren't free from such treatment! Excessive alcohol and no sleep make for good entertainment.

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE! TOO HOT TO HANDLE

► At some point one of the producers gets the inspired idea to make the challenges sexy. During night hours, the Extreme Dating Challenge goes NSFW. Characters are dressed in revealing costumes and given erotic tasks to complete during the date. A favorite task of a certain producer is to ask competitors to suck on a girthy pickle.

► The NSFW version of the game has the added entertainment of Too Hot To Handle rules. Guests are forbidden from any kissing, sexual contact, or self-gratification during the date. Outfits and tasks are designed to sexually tease and provoke the other person. The first person to initiate any kind of sexual contact loses.

► Once again, guests are welcome to choose their own outfits. Those that must be manhandled will be strapped into harnesses, gimp suits, and pasties.

► Losers will be strapped into a chastity belt and mercilessly teased (erotically). Winners collect a large payout for their success.

CLUCK AROUND, FIND OUT

MY SWAN AND ONLY LOVE

LUST IS BIRDS

► Upon arrival to the Mating Season central hub, blindfolded guests are lead into a starting pod. Each blind date will last 30 minutes, after which staff members will knock on the doors of the pods to rotate guests to meet new matches. Welcome to Lust is Birds, where Penguinessa Larkchey and her husband, Peck Larkchey, ask the big questions. Can you get hot for someone you've never seen? Can attraction spark through voice alone? Is love... real?

► Participants are alone in their pod with a blind date on the other side of a partition. These two guests can talk to each other but cannot see each other through the partition. Guests cannot overhear other guests outside of their paired pods. They only have each other for company once locked inside.

► Pods are furnished with a couch, blankets, flatscreen, and snack bar. Included with the snack bar are bottles of wine and spirits, as well as the classic reality TV silver goblets. Guests are encouraged to drink and eat their fill; everything inside the pods is free regardless of rank. Relax, enjoy, and have fun!

► Don't worry, Mating Season wouldn't leave you up the creek without a paddle. Every pod has two glass jars with slips of paper. These jars are labeled ROMANTIC TOPICS and SEXY TOPICS. While guests are encouraged to talk about anything they want, if they find themselves coming up short, they can use jar topics for ideas.

► Find yourself making a connection? Mating Season would never cut off a fledgling love affair. Every pod is equipped with a large green MATE button. Pressing that button signifies the intention to couple up and nest. If both sides press the button they'll be allowed to meet face-to-face for nesting time.

SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN

► Welcome, chefs, to the Gilded Cage's sprawling kitchen! Here you'll be issued a series of challenges our charming host, certified daddy dom Albert Brownbird. Will you be able to withstand the heat of the sluttiest kitchen in the Golden Peacock?

► Unlike a traditional cooking show, all of these challenges are erotic. Since Albert is a kind-hearted daddy dom, his early tasks won't be too specific and remain within the realm of general appeal. Beginning rounds kick off with easy challenges, like giving their waiting partner two back-to-back orgasms. Later rounds include more specific tasks, like anal stimulation or nipple play with added parameters.

► After the challenge is issued chefs will have one minute to dash through the massive pantry to grab the sex toys they want. Toys are limited in number. Competitors not fast enough may end up with weird leftovers. Producers encourage kicking and slapfights to snatch toys from each other's baskets. It's good entertainment!

► Once "ingredients" have been secured, chefs return to their station and start getting their waiting partner off. Winners are judged based on how quickly they complete the task and how pleased their partners are. Someone may get their partner off quickly with a spatula, but if that partner isn't thoroughly satisfied with their "meal", daddy Albert is knocking off points.

► Guests that score highly are rewarded with two large payouts, privileges to use the Gilded Cage's kitchen for two months, a clean chef's jacket embroidered with daddy Albert's face, new cooking supplies, and the title of Top Chef. Guests that score poorly are assigned to the cleanup crew and peeling vegetables for the next dinner rush.

THIS IS DANGEROUS?!

► Come test your smarts in a battle of wits at Chickadees! It's time for everyone's favorite trivia gameshow, Dangerous!? Hosted for sixty nine years by Alex Trebawk, a dapper older bird in an impeccable three-piece suit, Dangerous!? has been a staple on the Peacock network for decades.

► Two or three contestants play by selecting clues under certain categories, including everyone's favorite Kinks You'd Like To Play. Players have a limited time to provide a response (for example: A kink you're interested in but have never tried). Failing to provide a truthful answer in a few seconds requires the player to remove one article of clothing. Last player with clothing on is the winner!

► Be careful—forgetting to phrase your reply in the form of a question results in a penalty. Traditionally this penalty is chosen by the other player, but Trebawk has been known to offer his own suggestions if need be!

► The winner is rewarded with a Golden Owl trophy, a large payout, and showered with adoration. The loser is conscripted into working as the winner's servant for 24 hours post-game.

FOWL INTENTIONS

BEAKING OUT

BEAK GAMES

► Not to be outdone, local algorithm junky Mr. Beak does what he does best: steals a profitable idea and turns it into his own content. Lust is Birds? That’s old news, baby! What the people want is BEAK GAMES.

► Beak Games brings blindfolded players to large cubes instead of the familiar Lust is Birds pods. Once inside participants are told that they are trapped until they have at least one orgasm, at which point the cubes will unlock. The catch, which Mr. Beak conveniently waits until after the first round to announce? Anyone who orgasms has to remain in the cube for the next round! Both parties orgasmed? Hope you had fun together, because you’re going for another round.

► Participants will find an assortment of sex toys available in the cube, along with an old fashioned telephone that can be used to request additional items from the production. Just be warned, Team Beak is just as likely to bring in a sybian instead of the requested sandwich to mix things up! Twists are good content!!

► Guests not subject to the cubes may find themselves locked inside a pitch-black room instead. Players are told that they are trapped until they manage to find the key for the door's padlock. The catch? Players inside the room are chained or handcuffed together. They'll be given the sole hint that that the key is somewhere on one of their bodies. Maybe even in your butthole! Mr. Beak will announce, Check your buttholes!

► The key can be anywhere on one of the participants. Once found, they'll need to make their way to the lock in the dark and get the door open. Good luck navigating that while chained together!

► Don’t worry: within 24 hours Mr. Beak gets sued for reckless endangerment and intellectual property theft, so any players remaining at that point are set free with “please don’t sue us” speed and given a complimentary I Survived Beak Games! jersey.

NEST SWEET

► Nesting Season wraps up a few days later, since Mating Season's legal department is gearing up for a long court battle with local network celebrity Mr. Beak. However, the impact of the mating games lasts for much longer than legal proceedings!

► Depending on how characters behaved during nesting season they may be recognized as heroes or villains of their respective games by fans. Villains may be met with boos when walking to Birdbucks for their morning coffee. Heroes may be crowded in the hallways and begged for autographs. Stans and shippers pop up across the board with fanfiction and fanart posted on the both virtual and physical bulletin boards.

► Since all guests signed away the rights to their likeness upon checking in to the resort (tiny tiny tiny print), Mating Season jumps at the opportunity to produce merchandise of participants. With the popularity of Nesting Season it's easier than ever to get a t-shirt with your loved one's face printed across the chest, featuring one of their iconic quotes from the games. The popup shop at Mating Season's central hub becomes a permanent addition so one can pick up some swag anytime!

► Divorces may also be processed through Mating Season once the shipping hype dies down. Mating Season does hope that you managed to find someone to be a pair of sweet mandarin ducks with!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; BDSM; competition; costumes; dating show themes; dubcon; entrapment; humiliation; punishment; marriage themes; mr beast references; sex toys

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header.

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Nefer | Genshin Impact | Current Player

[latrunculi]

Nefer

Salacious Snake

"There may be a few rumors spreading about me, but don't let that trouble you — fact or fiction, I assure you it won't impact our collaboration."

AGE: Locked Behind Paywall
GENDER: Female
CARD: Wildcard
ROLE: Whatever is Advantageous
FAVORITE POSITION: Yours
SEXIEST FEATURE:
Talented Tongue and Fearsome Fangs
SEEKING: Business Partners

Whether you're a rook, bishop, or pawn - it doesn't matter. Nefer takes interest in all the pieces on the board. Impress her, and you might just find your wildest dreams coming true. While ruthless and the type to strike a hard bargain, Nefer is always willing to meet you at the table. Perfect for partners who enjoy kink negotiation.

LUST IS BIRDS

[While the whole set up of the Golden Peacock has Nefer on edge, that just means she's leaning hard into the personality that helps her collect information. While in Nod-krai she may have let her softer side slip now-and-again because of the relative power she held over Nasha Town and its surrounding areas, but here she has nothing. Neither the game box from the Ibis King nor Ashru.

As such, when Nefer is so graciously handed this opportunity to quiz others, she savors it. Each and every answer will have to be recorded. Lie or truth doesn't matter. She can piece it all out and what it may mean later. For now? It's time to learn absolutely everything she can. Yet she won't come on too strong. Not at first. So she begins with something simple. Something pertaining to the game:]

My, my... I'd like to know: what type of touch is most likely to make you melt?

OOC NOTES

(While this toplevel is bare bones, I am open to playing nearly all the other available scenarios as well. I'd simply prefer starters custom built for each character in those regards. You're welcome to PM me so we can cook up something, or surprise me with something! As of this moment I have no intention to app. I'm basically testing out her voice and waiting to see what drops with the patch in the next handful of days.

My explicit smut prefs are OTA re: gender, 18+ with more wiggle room granted to friends, and no bathroom play — watersports/scat/etc. Anything else is open to discussion.)

Lust is Birds

[redfortune]

[ Red, meanwhile, is practically old hat at his. She's used to the weird dating games (as much as one can get used to them anyway). It's irritating, but being locked in to exchange questions and get to know someone isn't the worst thing in the world, especially compared to some of the shenanigans she's had to get up to in the past. She settles back in her seat with a little "huh". ]

...I've always been partial to fingers in my hair and against my scalp. But isn't everyone?

[ Hold on a sec while she thinks. Then she makes a little noise and responds. ]

What makes you feel valued? If we're gonna bat these back and forth.

lust is birds

[veneficial]

[ Interesting. The ooze goes away and then they're thrown into another one of these scenarios. Pushing his glasses up his nose with a resigned sigh he opts to just go along with it. At least he's not in a ridiculous outfit or stuck in an embarrassing position. This is almost like a holiday. ]

Getting on the wrong end of a Pyroar will have that effect ... but that goes for pretty much anyone.

[ Okay, okay. This person isn't likely going to have any idea what he's talking about. Better cut the jokes. ]

Otherwise, I'm partial to a hand on my cheek. Vanilla, but satisfyingly intimate.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Fate/Grand Order | new character/player

[toomanynotes]

confessionals.

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART

CASTER

"I promise only to decorate your life!"

AGE: ???
GENDER: Male
CARD: N/A
ROLE: Pillow princess
FAVORITE POSITION: Bent over a piano
SEXIEST FEATURE: Capable hands
SEEKING: Fun

Amadeus is a vulgar genius, at once gifted with extreme talent and burdened with the personality of a lecherous drunkard. A real hedonist, he's here for a good time - but could you persuade him for a long time too?

i. chapel

[Getting married in a casino just seems par for the course, though the strangest thing is that Amadeus is completely sober for this.

He leans forward conspirationally, whispering into his to-be spouse's ear.]

You're not thinking of leaving me at the altar, are you? My delicate heart would shatter into a million pieces!

[Said just dramatically enough to not be too serious, but since you just met the guy, it's not exactly the easiest to tell.]

ii. extreme dating challenge

[Imagine having to be wrangled into the maid uniform. Couldn't be him. Amadeus actively chooses it, though the skirt is admittedly a little short. Still, the booze is free and free flowing, so he's enthusiastically participating.

Nevermind that he's been on a losing streak, unable to hold in his laughter.

He sits himself down opposite his game partner with a grin.]

Isn't this fun? [He's certainly having a good time, from the flush of his cheeks.] Go on, choose the next challenge!

iii. wildcard & ooc

[Feel free to respond with any other prompt you'd like! As far as permissions go, I'm game with pretty much everything - though I'd prefer to not engage in anything NSFW with characters under 18. Any questions, please hit me up on plurk trepan. Thanks for understanding <3]

🐾 extreme dating challenge 🐾

[shadesbetween]

[ Colress didn't have to be wrangled into his costume, but he's not exactly happy to be in it either. Someone has to be embarrassed in this whole embarrassing penalty game arrangement, so it might as well be him. ]

Fun isn't the word I'd use, but I'm glad one of us is enjoying themselves.

[ Somehow that sounds entirely genuine, mopey as he is otherwise. But there's no time for moping, onto the challenge! ]

"Draw on each other's faces with permanent marker".

Kaveh | Genshin Impact | Q♥

[indigently]

KAVEH

THE LIGHT OF KSHAHREWAR

"THE ABILITY TO APPRECIATE BEAUTY IS AN IMPORTANT VIRTUE."

AGE: 29
GENDER: male
CARD: Queen of Hearts
ROLE: anything is okay submissive
FAVORITE POSITION: hmm, undecided... on his knees
SEXIEST FEATURE: my hair, I think dat ass
SEEKING: nothing in particular, really anyone willing to tie him up and call him "good boy"

My name is Kaveh. I'm an architect who has been here for a little while now... I'm not good at these things, but I've found recently that my experience here means I have a lot I can give to others. I guess what I'm saying is if you need help with anything, just contact me and I'll do what I can contact him if you want to rail someone until they can't breathe anymore

+ 1. extreme dating challenge!: too hot to handle

[ Kaveh has worn a lot of strange things during his time in the resort, but none quite so strange as this. Actually, he's not even sure what he's meant to be—the wings would suggest some sort of angel, but... well. Nothing about the getup is particularly angelic, really?

The game itself is also confusing. He's reclining on a chair, a twisty pop in one hand and a sigh on his lips as he offers the person across from him a smile that's very nearly apologetic. ]

Honestly, food isn't usually my thing, but...

[ But he's been given a task, hasn't he? He wets his lips with his tongue before he slips the pop between them, visibly teasing his tongue over it, his eyes settling on his companion's with an invitation glinting in ruby. ]

+ 2. lust is birds

[ Pods again, Kaveh realizes the moment his blindfold comes off. This isn't the first time they've played this sort of game in the resort, and it wasn't all that bad last time, so he figures it can't be all that bad.

He settles down on the couch with a silver goblet in hand, pouring himself a healthy serve of red wine before leaning back. He sips at it as he reaches for the jars, selecting one of the romantic topics first before his eyes alight on the partition between the two rooms. There's a light on it, indicating that he's no longer alone. ]

Hello?

+ 3. nest sweet

[ Kaveh just wanted some Birdbucks. That's all.

He's barely halfway there when a resort guest walks past him... causing him to frown, head turning back toward them as he catches a glimpse of something out the corner of his eyes. But they're already past him, and the shirt they're wearing seems like a perfectly normal one, and...

Hmm. He must have been imagining things.

He's only just turned back around though when he sees not just someone else, but a whole gaggle of someone elses. They're wearing t-shirts. That part is normal.

The t-shirts have his face on them. That part is less normal. And worse, one of them is carrying some sort of magazine, showing it to her friend. Even from here, he can see that the cover has an artistic design of...

Gods, he's blushing.

Help him? Or make it worse, if you like. ]

+ wildcard / ooc info

[ info & permissions / kinks

honestly, I'm pretty happy to play with most of these prompts, though I will note that when it comes to marriage, Kaveh is already spoken for! if you want to discuss, hit me up on plurk at denouements, or PM this journal! ]

2

[culet]

Hello.

[ the returning voice is mellow, but sounds willingly engaged enough. there's a light tap at the partition in additional greeting. ]

How are you? Breaking into the wine, I heard?

sha-ming | gnosia | 2♣ | current player

[grovels]

CONFESSIONAL

SHA-MING

USELESS SLUT

"Hey, c'mon... I'll have ya know this hot bod's got plenty of uses!"

AGE: 21
GENDER: Male
CARD: 2♣
ROLE: Switch
FAVORITE POSITION: On his hands and knees begging for it
SEXIEST FEATURE: A nice set of tits, trademark hot kisses, and a neck perfect for a choker... or choking out. 😉
SEEKING: A new sugar parent and maybe someone to indulge that masochistic side. (FRIENDLY CHIRPY NOTE OF THE DAY: ALWAYS HAVE A SAFE WORD READY BEFORE ENGAGING IN RISKY PLAY!)

Here's a man who knows how to make a scene, one large enough to land him in the clinic and get saddled with insurmountable debt in his very first month here at the Golden Peacock. Sha-Ming is brand new to the resort and always down for making new connections, especially of the sexy kind. After a little unsafe bedroom play that left him stuck in the Broken Wing for a short while, he's back and ready to jump straight into business. And yes, this time he'll be sure to remember the safe word!

➤ TO THE CHAPEL

[ Sha-Ming at this point is no stranger to waking up in random bedrooms and for the most part just rolls with it. He's not one for getting tied down, but he's more than happy to play the part if it's in good fun. He'll enthusiastically play it up if his partner is a cute girl (or if not, looks attractive enough otherwise), but for everyone else he's just going with the flow. ]

Y'know, if we're tying the knot and all, they say it's not official until ya make it so. Know what I mean?

➤ EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE! (+TOO HOT TO HANDLE)

[ The doctor is in! Granted, he's never been to med school, nor is he even wearing his uniform properly, but the staff doesn't seem to be concerned about that. You hardly need a medical license to practice horny medicine, after all! And Sha-Ming eases all too happily into the role. ]

Heh, what brings ya here to my office today? Here for a checkup, or something more?

➤ SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN

[ If he's going to get put into some kinky cooking show with another stranger for the shitty algorithm, then so be it. As long as he gets credits out of it, he's going to have fun with this for all its worth. He'll turn to his partner, flashing a quick flirty wink at them. ]

C'mon, don't be shy... I'll treat ya nice. Let's give 'em a show they'll never forget!

➤ BEAK GAMES

[ More games for the shitty algorithm? Okay, whatever, cool. Sha-Ming just casually takes off his blindfold and leans back casually with his arms behind his head. If his partner is trying to escape the room via alternative means? He's just sitting in the back, doing absolutely nothing to help. He's very helpful, you see! ]

Man, where oh where could that key be? You got any ideas?

[ Sha-Ming just gives a sly little smile that looks like he knows something already. ]

➤ WILDCARD
( fanart credit: andrajosa444. info/perms/kink list here! 18+ preferred for smut. hit me with your own starter or have me come up with a custom one just for you! whether you're a newcomer or already in the game, i'm also more than happy to customize a prompt and set up a closed starter for anyone interested. in fact, sha-ming will be happily exploiting the marriage and game show prompts to get himself some free clothes to help his broke ass along. contact me via DM or amelliete for questions. )

to the chapel / wildcard

[backtostart]

[ This was bad.

Nothing good could come from waking up in an unknown place, seemingly outside the loop and outside the D.Q.O., in a room filled with strangers who were in the same state of confusion (and undress…) As impossible as this all was, it couldn't be judged without gathering more information first.

And before that, they needed to get dressed. And that decision was probably Setsu's first mistake. The tuxedo they pulled from the rack fit unexpectedly well. A little tight and formfitting at the hips and thighs, but the white blouse was at least heavy enough to only show a shadow of the black lingerie underneath. For a brief moment, Setsu could be grateful for that, before they slipped into a pair of heels and were accosted by a few eager hands began ushering Setsu away—first to the side, to braid back their hair (because, they quote, "It's too soon for it to be bedraggled, save some fun for later!"), and then to the casino floor—where they're stopped and poised before a person in a bird costume (they think) with a second person soon escorted down the aisle beside them.

And as they glance over their shoulder, their eyes go wide. ]

Sh—

[ They part their lips to say his name, only to catch a shushing gesture from someone at the side, and decide that, for now, it's safer to play along.

Sha-Ming. Setsu's expression tightens as their face grows red, and they level him with a flat stare. ]

KIRITSUBO 🔮 ZONE-00 (8♠)

[tattooism]

01 ⛤ MATING SEASON PROFILE [DMs]

KIRITSUBO

Traveling Tattoo Artist

"Ready for your first ink? I'll be gentle ♡"

AGE: ▢△〇
GENDER: ▢△〇
CARD: 8♠
ROLE: Consummate Carnivore
FAVORITE POSITION: On top
SEXIEST FEATURE: Breasts
SEEKING: Poets, Lovers, Sake Connoisseurs, Amusing Storytellers, and Kindred Spirits

This guest shares their name with The Lady of the Paulownia Pavilion, a character from The Tale of Genji. Lady Kiritsubo the is a sensitive and demure concubine who captivates the Emperor with her feminine beauty and gentle heart before wasting away a victim to palace jealousies. Her death leaves the young Prince Genji alone in the world, and the tale follows his later life as one of the most scandalous and skillful lovers world literature has ever seen.

This Kiritsubo is more like the prince, though.

02 ⛤ YOU'VE LOST THE NEWLYWED GAME
⛤ Shapeshifted Form: HERE

[ Those who fail to excel at the Newlywed Game are granted only one fate: entry into the spanking raffle. And though most of the dispensers of these spankings are dominants of the resort... Some particularly suited guests have been recruited to join their ranks. And since it wasn't as if Kiritsubo was meant for marriage, even the farce versions like Goldenville or this little party trick... She doesn't mind taking part.

The "loser" who is assigned to Kiritsubo will encounter a golden goddess wearing an outfit that seems to be a mix between a doctor's uniform and bondage gear, corseted and tight beneath an official seeming coat. It is with the confidence of an expert physician that she lounges in a plush chair, one leg crossed over the other in a tight pencil skirt and her heeled foot idly bobbing. Up... down... and then her sharp gaze flicks towards the penitent. ]

Here for your punishment... ?

[ Her heel dangles momentarily off her toes as her head cocks, not a single hint of a smile or even particular interest yet showing on her face. The answer is "yes", right? So- ]

So take your pants off and get over my knee.

03 ⛤ LUST IS BIRDS [POD, AUDIO]

Before we begin, I must admit... I find all of this very exciting.

[There is a faint sound of a long, purposeful exhale. Is the owner of that husky, feminine voice... smoking? Maybe?]

Normally, I have quite a keen eye, you see... and a keen nose, too. I wonder what will become of us if all we can hear is each other's voices.

Do you like mine... ? ♡

04 ⛤ BEAK GAMES [in THE CUBE]
⛤ Shapeshifted Form: HERE

[ The mature blonde slowly exploring the confines of the Cube does not seem to be particularly perturbed by their situation. Even when the blindfold had first come off she did not seem shocked or upset, as unceremonious as their arrivals had been arranged... She just begins to look around until the announcer finishes flashily detailing the "rules". They won't be released until orgasm... ?

She turns with a little smile, one hand rubbing delicately over the clear wall of the Cube. ]

You don't get performance anxiety, do you?

05 ⛤ MATING SEASON MERCH
⛤ Shapeshifted Form: HERE

[ There is much to be found amongst the shops that have sprung up in the wake of the Mating Season, and whether you are minding your business shopping or frantically looking to destroy things with your face on it... the look through the fashion section of the booth is interrupted by a petite young woman who holds a crop tee with a character on it up to her modest chest. It looks a bit big on her, but...

She still laughs, turning to try and get her companion's attention. ]

What do you think? Does it suit me?

02 ⛤ YOU'VE LOST THE NEWLYWED GAME

[shanksyourfeels]

[ Not that Shanks can't dote on another person, but he's not really a one-person person, and things didn't go as well as they could have. It's fine. He's more of a...impact play in private sort, and he does get the impression this is more of a punishment than fun, but it's Shanks. ]

[ If someone is going to spank him, than he just sees it as a challenge, and almost funny. He, truly, might not feel it, unless they assign him to a particularly strong dominant. Just his luck, then. ]

[ He clears his throat as he looks the individual over. Why...do they feel familiar? But he certainly hasn't seen this person, before, he would not forget such a lovely and severe looking woman. ]

Of course. [ So he says, but the brat in him can't help but take his time undoing his trousers and slipping them down. He's not wearing anything else, at least, not socks or underwear, and his sandals slip off with ease. ]

michiru hazama | vanguard will+dress | new player

[culet]

MICHIRU HAZAMA

CURRENTLY CONSCIOUS

"A heat so intense, it feels like we could fly anywhere together."

AGE: 29
GENDER: male
CARD: wildcard
ROLE: top(* could be convinced)
FAVORITE POSITION: depends on the partner(* Apparently? Hey, that's a cop-out, answer properly!)
SEXIEST FEATURE: beautiful anime eyes, long long legs
SEEKING: knowledge

6'2" grape-flavoured twink with extensive prior experience when it comes to card games. When Michiru isn't passed out from his chronic migraines, he's a wildly charming if somewhat flighty man with a tendency to tease. He can also see into your soul, quite literally.

a; married at first sight

[ the man in this bed has his robe practically falling off him, one arm and leg hanging off the edge of the top bunk's mattress.

he stirs after a moment - suddenly wide awake, sitting straight up like a vampire awakening from slumber, only to slump his shoulders and run his fingers through his hair. there's a sigh, a tilt to his head. and then he's looking around confusedly, patting down the sheets, even as the robe slips further off his shoulder. he's real skinny! but kind of alluringly dishevelled? michiru will look down at whoever else is in the room... or, probably look down? it's hard to tell through the bangs covering his eyes. ]

This isn't my hotel.

[ no kidding. where's his morning phonecall? where's his phone? ]

b; the newlywed game

[ it's a card game, technically, so michiru is here, now in a handsome purple suit. upon being seated with someone, he'll reach for the wine and pour out two glasses considerately, passing one over with a careful hand.

then he steeples his fingers and rests his chin atop them, eyes narrowed curiously over his smile. ]

I'm excited to learn more about you.

[ said with the undercurrent of "i am winning this without question". annoying confidence to some, charming to others? ]

c; lust is birds

[ it's kind of comfy in here. not that his partner will be able to see, but michiru is tucked up in the corner of his side's couch, a small bowl of chocolate perched on his knees. the voice that does carry through the partition is smooth, middle-pitch, and unbothered. ]

Romantic topics, hmm... "Ideal location for a first date"?

[ kinda lame... but prompting. you start, he's got snacks to get through. ]

d; beak games (nsfw)

[ the man you're shoved into this cube with is tall, bony, and a little unsure on his feet. while you're both blindfolded, there's probably a sharp elbow in your side that he immediately apologises for, backing up and pulling the blindfold off. not that is seems to make much difference when his hair falls right into his eyes, but. he can see through it. ]

Haha, wow. This is pretty tacky, hm?

[ he'll give his partner a look, a smile, then go run his hand over each wall as if looking for a catch or mechanism. an escape room sort of thing. but... yeah, he'll sit on the bed after a moment, one leg over the other, and just fiddle with his suit jacket's sleeve. ]

x; wildcard

[ happy to roll with any other prompt!! 20+ for anything sexy this guy IS almost 30 despite his clamp bishounen appearance, id rather avoid bathroom kinks or hard bdsm. he is like a kinsey 5 and a half, mostly into men but a direct, handsome woman will still make him Consider. michiru can see the "souls" of other people (they look like little flame orbs to him, can be any colour and have textures or effects) so if your character has a weird/interesting one please feel free to mention it because he probably will comment on it! hmu via dm or on plurk at yagyuu if you wanna talk anything out. ]

newlywed game

[workingslacker]

[ Well, there's nothing wrong with someone being confident, he supposes. Cale isn't really sure that there is such a thing as a "winner" in this scenario. Bragging rights, perhaps? For some that might be enough.

At least being trapped in the resort means that he doesn't have to dress up. No, just a plain white blouse, dark slacks, and his steadily growing longer red hair tied back. It's nice not having people fuss about his appearance.

Right now he pours himself a glass of wine. ]

Are you sure it's me that you're wanting to learn about?

keita mori | watchmaker of filigree street | 10♥

[keita]

— confessionals;
MATING SEASON

Keita Mori

Watchmaker of Filigree St.

"I don't know what you could possibly expect me to say here."

AGE: 41
GENDER: Male
CARD: 10♥
ROLE: Switch
FAVORITE POSITION: Riding, missionary
SEXIEST FEATURE: Keita says it's his mind, but we think it's his ass!
SEEKING: Just about anyone and just about anything

He might be middle-aged, but don't let the numbers fool you—Keita has stamina to spare! Stick with him and his uncanny foresight and you'll be guaranteed a good time!

— cluck around, find out;
THIS IS DANGEROUS?!

[ The last time Keita was in front of this many studio lights, it was pornographic films he was making; in comparison, being asked to participate in a vaguely raunchy game show seems like a walk in the park. He's familiar with the concept only by the transitive property of his clairvoyance, but as best he can tell the rules aren't particularly difficult. Choose a category and a value, then give an answer to the prompt in the form of a question. "What is blank?" "Who is blank?" That seems straightforward enough.

On either side of him are other participants, perhaps people he knows or perhaps people he's never seen before. Either way, Keita doesn't seem nervous about the game, despite the various futures that branch away from it. He's seen much worse in this place, after all.

As the producers put the finishing touches on the game board and the host, Keita leans over to murmur to the person on his left, ]

Just so you know, they have no way of knowing if you lie, so long as you're convincing about it.

[ After all, he can tell by the categories on the board ("Kinks You'd Like to Play," "Erogenous Zones," "Getting in Position," and so forth) that the questions put to them are going to be rather, er. Intimate ones. ]

— wildcard & ooc;

[ I'm also down for whatever wildcards or closed starts that spark joy for y'all! Hit me up by PM or at maehwa to plot or with any questions! M/any for him, 18+ preferably, and for any characters who might ping it, he is half kitsune and clairvoyant. ]

this is dangerous

[workingslacker]

[ It is a pretty straightforward game, Cale can't deny that. It's just that he doesn't really have a habit of being honest or telling the complete truth. What Cale is good at, however, is lying and deceiving. "Scamming" as it were.

A brow lifts as this other competitor leans over to whisper what should be encouraging words. Cale's lip quirks into something that could be a smirk, but honestly? Someone trying to give him advice? ]

Aren't I supposed to be a competitor? Are you sure you want to give me advice?

texas ― arknights ― 9 of spades

[swordpour]

shotgun weddings (chapel)

(one would think that after the hell she dealt with last month that she'd get a break, turns out no, texas had gone from attempting to hide herself away from those who knew her out of embarrassment to being shoved out into the open. what also doesn't help is that it was a wedding. after spewing out love confessions, flirting that didn't sound right for her, and even other things that were jarringly concerning? she's currently uncertain as to what might be on the agenda given current circumstances are well beyond what she's used to dealing with. who the hell would marry her? she's not exactly someone's top choice of partner.

sure, she's not bad looking, she also doesn't have that bad of a personality, either. but why her? there's a lot of protesting on her end, some arguments that she'd rather not be there while birdvis seems to continue on without paying her any attention.

fuck. please don't tell her that she's got to deal with another problem on her list of many here. soon enough, the wedding ends, and she's looking about ready to just drink herself into a stupor if there's a bar nearby with free drinks. if there were ever a time that she wanted to drop dead, it'd be today by how texas almost seems to be in a worse mood than usual. it isn't like she minds weddings, not truly, it's more that like most women with her age and upbringing that they'd have expected the wolf to have been married off to another familiga.

not the way she'd have wanted her life to turn out, in addition to her multitude of other issues while her family had been alive. typical things that are expected of daughters carrying on bloodlines that were by no means anything less than prestigious.

anyway, she's looking about ready to make a run for it....if not for the stupid ring making sure she stays in place firmly next to her "partner".)

Can you move? Because if I have to stay in here any longer I'm going to likely punch out the priest.

(....well, at least she's honest.)

blind date s2 (lust is birds)

(okay, after that terrible wedding day, she's at least not minding this change of pace. texas has played this game before, it almost felt so odd in how far away that last time was, she was near a year into her stay at the resort whenever the game suggestion came up from the mating season. many were shoved together into pods, she almost played a game of vibrator roulette during that. not that she'll talk about this fun little occurrence of hers, but she's got her attention elsewhere for now while texas shifts about to lounge on the sofa.

she knows how to play this game, so they didn't bother to go over the rules as a refresher. thirty minutes, press the button if she vibes well with whoever is on the other side for something more. cool, she'll just use it to chill and see about teaching a newbie or two things that the staff doesn't quite explain. she's on the luckier side from her status, but that's always useful while texas mulls over where to even start with this time.

or she did at first, until a soft yet firm and feminine voice (slightly deep too, almost soothing) rings out for the other person:)

Got anywhere you'd go on a dream date at?

knock off merchandise (nest sweet)

(there were many things that texas had not expected during her stay at the resort, nothing that terra itself had going around commonly, but this? this is new. after barely escaping being dragged into that twenty-four hours of insanity she saw going around, it seems like she ran into another issue. merchandise. not just any merch, she recognizes a good number of faces that were there in tiny dolls, cards, and plushies. even a few....labubu's? whatever the hell those are. either way, she's not quite fussed about this discovery of seeing familiar faces. she might even walk off with a few of them to keep as mementoes after the past few months being terrible.

except she pauses after a second at one strikingly familiar plushie. it was....herself. what. texas in this tiny yet cute chibi version of herself seemed to have been lovingly crafted, it also looked as if she were popular from how little remained of the wolf's own merch since she just realized there seemed to be more based off her. a fan favorite? probably. she isn't sure if she likes that, or how to feel about it in how texas almost makes a face while dangling a keychain up that had been made in her likeness.

god. can she sue these bastards herself too? she almost wishes she can, but better not to go too far. doubtful that the wolf can get a lawyer unlike the actual big names in this hellhole.)

Seriously? If they're going to use my damn face, they can at least pay me.

(did they even pay anyone for these beyond their tv appearances?)

wildcard

( not feeling the prompts listed here? then go ahead and give me whatever ideas you get in mind! i'm open to any of the prompts unlisted, but as a warning for any nsfw that texas is strictly f/f only. you can also hit me up over dm's or plurk at entropist for any plotting. i'd like to note that i'm technically on hiatus due to health issues striking at me if i seem slow any, but am otherwise happy to roll with anything. )

tseng | ff7r | q◊

[nonvoting]

— confessionals;
MATING SEASON.

Tseng

Director of General Affairs

"My contract explicitly states I don't give interviews outside of a formal business capacity."

AGE: 32
GENDER: Male
CARD: Q◊
ROLE: Dominant top
FAVORITE POSITION: Reverse cowgirl
SEXIEST FEATURE: Competence
SEEKING: Nothing in particular, which means everything, right?!

Have you ever dreamed of being tied up and edged within an inch of your life? Are you looking for someone to talk you through it and not stop until you're shaking? Look no further! Tseng is a dom with more than a decade of experience and the skills to back it up! He'll cater to you in any way you can imagine, so don't hesitate--send him a message today!

— cluck around, find out;
SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN (NEW PARTNER).

[ the premise of this game is a little annoying to tseng, not least of all because he actually likes cooking. if these facilities were being used for their intended purpose he would be having a great time; instead, he's being asked to dig through the walk-in "freezer" for "ingredients" that turn out to be sex toys. couldn't they have just done this in the naked yolk? these prep tables can't possibly be all that comfortable.

still, he follows the rest of the "contestants" to the pantry, where he makes his careful selections: a reasonably-sized dildo, a small but powerful bullet vibrator, and a bottle of lube that promises warmth and tingling wherever it's applied. they're conservative choices by his standards, but this is someone he's never met before, which means he can't start out on the wilder end and work his way back. (they're also popular choices, so if his partner hears a bit of clanging like someone has been tripped... tseng will thank them not to comment.)

when he makes his way back to his station tseng is bearing a tray that displays his items neatly. ]

Mise en place, [ he says with a wry quirk of his lips, setting the tray down atop the prep table. ] Shall we begin?

SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN (KNOWN PARTNER).

[ on the other hand, maybe his partner is someone whose tastes tseng does know by virtue of previous interaction. in that case, he'll make his way back to the pantry with a particular vision in mind, selecting only items he knows will be to his partner's liking—no cock rings, since the objective here is to come, but there are nipple rings, floggers, sounding kits. anything and everything, and tseng picks them over quickly but efficiently to find what he's looking for.

the mise en place is the same when he gets back to the prep bench, though. tseng sets the tray down and then reaches out to touch his partner somewhere—the shoulder, the bicep, the cheek. just to draw their attention and make sure their focus is on him. ]

The rules are the same as always, [ he says. ] I'll stop if you tell me to stop, even if the game is still going. Is there anything I should know?

[ they can get started right after. he wants his partner to get paid, after all—but he also wants them to enjoy the process. ]

— wildcard & ooc notes;

[ i am down for any of the prompts, so if slutthroat kitchen isn't your thing feel free to wildcard or to hit me up by pm or at maehwa for plotting! if you do tag into the prompt please drop something in the tag that will let me know what toys tseng should have retrieved and maybe how he should go about getting your character off. m/any for him, no particular restrictions on age! ]

slutthroat kitchen for meeeee

[swordhardy]

Why would I tell you to stop?

[ A partner Tseng knows but only from the one time before—Rokurou grins, looking quite amused that serendipity has brought them together again. Cheeky, he reclines in the padded seat that the submissive partners are given at their respective stations and raises his chin at the other man. A proud creature, though Tseng already knows that Rokurou has no problem with getting down and dirty.

His eyes narrow in pleasure when Tseng’s hand brushes against his cheek. He likes that. ]

You’re supposed to “cook” up a “meal” I’ll like. What do you think suits my tastes?

[ He is interested in seeing what Tseng has chosen based off of their singular past experience. Of course, he hadn’t given the man a hint as to what he might want, more curious to see where the other man might lean. ]

zen'in maki • jjk • current player

[ganburo]

Mating Season - Network

Maki Zen'in

Unshackled Demon

"Shut up. I'm not wearing that."

AGE: 17
GENDER: Female
CARD: Wildcard
ROLE: Switch (Citation needed)
FAVORITE POSITION: Something cute and vanilla to let her gaze deeply into her partner's eyes! Maybe missionary?
SEXIEST FEATURE: Those muscles! That intense stare! The "I'm going to fucking murder you" energy! Ooh, we're getting shivers... get it while it's hot, guests! please save us
SEEKING: A strong, loving partner who'll give her all the attention and love she could ever need ~💖

Don't let her looks and killer scowl fool you, this cutie has a warm, mushy romantic center! Headstrong, proud, and unfortunately a little caught up in damaging Peacock property at the moment, but we promise she'll give you a night you won't forget! ***

*** The Peacock waives all liability for bodily harm and bruised egos.

Wedding Rings - Push and Pull

[ Marriage. What a joke.
It's like everything about the resort is practically designed to annoy her, specifically, and she knows exactly how ridiculous that sounds. Maki's relationship with the concept of being bound to someone else is a little sensitive considering the environment she grew up in... tradition is bad enough, but the Zen'ins took that scale and cranked it all the way up until the knob broke off.

Even now, they're making her life miserable.
Assholes. ]

Option 1:

[ For one, she's clearly none too pleased about the locking effect on the wedding ring stuck on her finger, because she's all but dragging her poor partner along with her while she speedwalks her way through the resort halls -- maybe even literally, if she gets impatient with how slow they're moving.
Ha ha. Just kidding. If? Nah, she definitely gets impatient. There's nothing 'if' about it.
Maki clicks her tongue and aims a very unimpressed look at them, not the least bit moved by their shared suffering. ]

Oi, deadweight. You're gonna lose an arm if you don't pick up the pace.

[ She's not gonna be fake married to a wimp!!! Get that cardio burn going, babe! ]

Option 2:

[ Freedom is short-lived, unfortunately for literally everyone about to celebrate their impromptu divorce. Malfunctioning rings have people stumbling across the casino floor left and right, or in one memorable instance: literally dragged across the carpet and plastered around their new beau's leg like some kind of unfashionable leg warmer, tux and all.
Maki takes one look at the madhouse going on around her and promptly decides nah, pass. If pingpong is the name of the game today, there's zero chance she's gonna be the one digging a furrow through the carpet with her face.
So with that in mind, when the glitchy link picks up again and she feels her ring starting to tug in a certain direction, she plants her feet and braces against it, resisting the increasing force...

Until her new partner cannons into her spine and knocks them both sprawling, anyway. So much for that plan. ]

What the hell! Get off, idiot!

Lust is Birds - Peas in a Pod

[ God, everything aches. The chance to just sit for a couple minutes without getting bombarded with bodies in the worst game of dodgeball she's ever experienced in her life is surprisingly soothing, letting Maki exhale a long, exasperated breath while she closes her eyes and pretends she's having a vivid fever dream. It's fine. She'll wake up any minute now.
Aaaany minute...

Once signs of life start filtering through the pod wall, she poses the bluntest of questions: ]

I'm not the only one thinking this is all completely insane, right?

Wildcard

[ Choose another prompt/cook with your own if you wanna, I'm down.
Maki is 17 and pulled from post-Naoya round 2, so if you'd like me to avoid Jujutsu Kaisen spoilers that's fine. I'd prefer to keep smut interactions in a similar age range (16-20) and she's not gonna be pleased about the coercion of the setting, so be warned! Otherwise OTA for gen shenanigans.
If you'd like to reach out to me for plotting reasons or just for general chitchat, send this account a message or hit me up at macabreclamor. ]

lust is birds

[moondregs]

[ Before sitting down, Junpei had grabbed a bottle of what he thought was a regular soda. Bizarre scenarios had been a constant in his life the past few months, and if he was going to be thrown into another one he might as well not be thirsty at the same time.

What he had not realized until popping the cap and taking a swig was that it was a hard soda, and thus instead of an actual answer Maki is rewarded with the sound of surprised sputtering at the burn of the alcohol. ]

... w-what? Ugh, why does everything have to ... !

Fushiguro Megumi | JJK | 2 of hearts

[shadowdogs]

Lust is Birds

This thing again...

[Megumi had stopped counting how many blind dates he had been dragged to throughout his stay at the Hotel. He must be doing something terribly wrong when the staff is giving him a pitiful smile while encouraging him to talk to the other person. At least there's some privacy for this chat, so that's helpful.]

I don't know you, so maybe we should do the cards...?

[This is always so awkward.]

2. wildcard

[OOC: Feel free to wildcard me! You can also send me a PM or poke me at owlcore to plan out something more specific. [Info & Permissions] & [Kink List] if needed; the blind date can certainly lead to nsfw things, the profile as well]

Fushiguro Megumi

aka sea urchin

"If it dies, kill it again. Seriously. Shit comes back to life way too often."

AGE: 16
GENDER: Male
CARD: 2 of 💓
ROLE: Bratty Switch (?!)
FAVORITE POSITION: Any- you'll switch positions ten times in an attempt to shut him up
SEXIEST FEATURE: Abs
SEEKING: Strong handcuffs

- In trio of friends, he has the braincell -
- Would rather be strung apart than admit publicly that he cares -
- Kinkier than you'd expect, it's always the silent ones -
- A brat that needs taming -

*The information is generated by The Hotel after gathering information over a prolonged period of time*

Blind Date

[nailed_you]

[Wait just a damn minute. THAT VOICE!]

Fushiguro?!

[Yeah, she's yelling.]

Henry of Skalitz | Kingdom Come: Deliverance II | 6 of Spades

[horseliberator]

Henry of Skalitz

Noble bastard

"what"

AGE: 20
GENDER: male
CARD: 6♠
ROLE: switch
FAVORITE POSITION: missionary (non-religious) or between someone's legs
SEXIEST FEATURE: his muscles
SEEKING: his noble lord, his dog, horse, and sword, and religious redemption in no particular order

Local medieval guy slowly but surely navigating his way through a modern world. Could use a good riling up, or a few of them. His heart is over-occupied, but his body is ready to go (and go, and go...).

i. EXTREME DATING: too hot to handle

[ Henry should have gone willingly into the game. He should have chosen a costume himself. Because what he's ended up with is his third round of being forced into a maid outfit. These aren't even what maids wear where he comes from! But the resort has decided that the short skirt and the too tight bodice are a perfect match for him, complete with the little frilly hat that just sort of sits upon his head. Of course, this one is a slightly different variation, the apron piece barely concealing what's hiding behind it and God forbid if he happens to get excited. The stockings are just a little too tight, squeezing around muscled thighs, and he doesn't happen to be wearing any shoes. So at least there's a very small mercy.

Before the game actually starts, you can catch him praying, a quick cross over himself and something about Mary muttered under his breath. ]

Okay. Alright. This is fine. Let's go.

[ It's time for to bring him in for the first challenge...and to face his sexy opponent... ]

_____________________________________________________________

[ Maybe it's the end of the round instead, and one of you is strapped into a chastity belt. If it's Henry, he almost seems a bit relieved. At least he does until the teasing starts. He will at least give a potentially futile request: ]

Go easy on me will you?

[ It's embarrassing enough. All of it.

If you happen to have been the loser, he does look a little sympathetic. ]

I'll treat you to dinner after this, if you like.

[ But he still may not be merciless in the teasing. ]

ii. LUST IS BIRDS

[ Although Henry's general disposition lately is one of mild exhaustion, he does enjoy getting the chance to meet and talk to various types of people. Yes, anyone who isn't a human has a high potential to age him at least another 25 years but he's getting better at it. Maybe? So he allows himself to be led into one of the blind dating pods and takes his time stepping around and looking at the seating arrangement, the food, the partition, and everything. When he hears enough shuffling from the other side, he will pause and only a little awkwardly decide to introduce himself.

This is a first for him, so it just seems kind of strange to talk to a wall, that's all (this coming from a man who's tried talking to sheep). ]

Ah, hello. Someone's there?

iii. SLUTHROAT KITCHEN

[ Somehow the resort keeps getting the best of Henry's competitive spirit and he ends up in another game. Although he's curious about sex toys and the like, he knows his limits. Thus he volunteers to be the "waiting partner" for the first challenge or two. He's a hot-blooded youth with some good stamina, so that makes him a ideal candidate anyway.

There are little doubts as he settles in and sees all the items in the "pantry", and the competitors, and everything else. But he's determined. He's just convincing himself that he's about to lose all his thoughts to pleasures he couldn't have imagined on his own, anyway. Surely nothing could be wrong with that!! ]

Well. Good luck. Don't hold back.

[ Somehow, he can take it. ]

WILDCARD

[ genuinely up for other things on the TDM, i am just prompted out at the moment fkalkjef for gen+smut purposes both, Henry is OTA! he himself is 20. hit me up if you'd like anything specific or have questions! i'm also happy to write a starter. ♥ yippee you can find me at haurchefant ]

🫧 •.˚○˙∘ Floyd Leech ∘˙○˚.• 🫧 ~ Twisted Wonderland ~ Wildcard (current player)

[onlyasuggestion]

Floyd Leech

Monsieur Malfeasant

"Whaat? You want me to squeeze you tightly? Okaay~♪"

AGE: 18
GENDER: Male ♂
CARD: Wild
ROLE: Whatever I wanna be~
FAVORITE POSITION: All of them!
SEXIEST FEATURE: Eeh? I dunno. I get compliments on my skin a lot. And people stare at my tail and fins! Wait'll they see me all lit up~
SEEKING: Something fun and exciting! I don't wanna be bored here.

Wild, unpredictable, the calmest pool or the raging sea, if you're looking for a fun time, Floyd's your man. The most exciting catch of all! Who wants to do the same thing all the time? Shake it up, mix it up, buck those stuffy trappings. Basketball, cooking, dancing, parkour, music, exploration, studying, and even magic! Did we mention he's a twin? There's no end to your wish list with this fish!

➤   🫧 •.˚○˙∘   A BIRD IN THE BUSH   ∘˙○˚.• 🫧

1) THE NEWLYWED GAME. - Wandering

Eeeh? What happened to all the tables?

[Up goes one hand, plops at the back of his head, and rub rub rub as his face reflects some curious confusion. Last time he was here, all these tables were full of green felt and red/black patterns for casino games. Now everything looks like a setup for one of those wedding parties his mom occasionally attends. And look, the napkins are all silky and pretty, really high quality stuff. They put in a lot of money for this. Well, "money" in this case means little. It's all this place's magical output, right?

Whoops, now this table's place mat's a little cockeyed and the napkin's messed up. Seemingly completely beyond his scope as an imposingly tall lanky guy wanders off through clusters of white-drenched circles and seating. Maybe Floyd's not supposed to be here early, or he got lost, or did he simply wander in for something to do? Who knows. But you might wanna stop him before he ends up switching all the glasses! ... Or swiping all the roses from a bunch of tables and stuffing them into ONE table's vase.]

Eheh, I wonder if they'd fight over the biggest bouquet~

2) THE NEWLYWED GAME. - Self Report

Gyahahah! These cards are hilarious!

[While he's luckily managed to skip all that marriage stuff, Floyd certainly showed up to the gala-like event. Decked out in a fancy sea-gray suit with black and lavender accents, he's long-since ditched his tie, leaving the undershirt opened down to his collarbones and his fedora-esque hat perched on the chair point behind his shoulder. White gloved fingers spread a whole bunch of cards between them, breaking all the rules of chancing out on unknown questions. But he looks so happy! Eyes closed in a brilliant laugh, sharp teeth gleaming in his open mouth. Whoever his poor partner is across from him is about to get a ribbing of a lifetime.]

Okay okay! Next one!

a) What kinda things make you go doki doki in the bedroom?
b) Hoooh? This one's goin all out. What's your favorite toy?
c) If you could kidnap one person from home and bring 'em here, who'd it be?
d) [Or try to make him ACTUALLY play the game...]

➤   🫧 •.˚○˙∘   MY SWAN AND ONLY LOVE   ∘˙○˚.• 🫧

1) LUST IS BIRDS. - Fish Tank

[He really didn't like the idea of getting blindfolded at first. Being back in this weird place was exciting one moment, annoying the other. Hey, he never agreed to get kidnapped again! But then the excitement of feeling around blind and relying on his other senses took over. It's like a game where his ears and nose are the main guides! Until they stuffed him in a pod. Moh, what's the point of being blindfolded if he's stuck inside a little room with a wall on all sides? Can't get out, already tried, and they're not allowed to go through the partition to team up with the other person? That's not fun at all.

*clunk*]

Ow! [-oof! Pain shoots up his leg and his knee whines at him in icy tones trying to make him laugh and whimper at the same time. Almost sends him to the ground, one arm flailing and bouncing off what feels like a cushion. Look, banging his knee into furniture never feels good! He never had to worry about that with his tail!] Moh! This sucks! I'm not wearing this anymore! [Yoink! No more blindfold! A ripping noise crosses the partition and he spreads his arms in a presumptuous show of tearing cloth loops into cloth strips.] All gone~ ... hm?

Hey look! They've got food in here! [A whole minibar and couch and blankets and tv screen!] Yahoo! They got shrimp!

[Yeah, what were they in here for again? SHRIMP!]

➤   🫧 •.˚○˙∘   AROUND THE RESORT   ∘˙○˚.• 🫧

1) PHOENIX CASINO. - Slot Swipe

[Hey, slot machines! He did these earlier! They're not as fun as arcade games, cause it's all so random, but he's gotten pretty lucky with the ones he did before? With other people's money, but at least he asked first! Kind of. Not really. They didn't seem to mind. But these machines look fun. A buncha red ones and black ones. Long legs, long steps, arms swinging by his side as he wanders between the rows, watching the occasional pull of machine handles and rolling wheels behind the glass. Some are physical, some are digital, differing in design and decoration depending on their medium. Stopping in front of one machine, he digs a hand into his pocket, the sound of chips shucking against each other follows, and tugs one out before sending it rolling down the slot machine chute. And pull! Round and round those wheels go! It's the best part of the slot machine! Even better than the surprise ending.]

Eeeh? You're pretty good at that! [Hang on. Whoever you are, you're not alone anymore. Instead, someone's practically leaning over your shoulder, an imposingly tall lanky guy grinning beside your cheek and showing off rows of sharp white teeth that gleam in the glow of slot machine screen.]

Ahah~ Look at all the coins! [Well, those are chips, but they're as good as coins, so he reaches down and swipes a pawful from a cupped slot.] Ya got so many~ ... You don't mind if I try, right? [And going for the slot machine handle to give it a yank!] I wanna jackpot!

2) CRANE'S RESPITE. - Moray Meet

[Aaah... Feels good to be back in the water again. Jade mentioned the pools last time he was here, but he only got to go twice before he was shunted off home again. This time, Floyd made full intent to dive right. And dive he does! Entering with a splash and vanishing beneath the pool water with nary a sight left behind. Reminds him a lot of the caves back home in the Coral Sea. So many twists and turns winding throughout the stone like a submerged labyrinth. Most areas are easy to swim through, but some require claws digging into the rocks and squeeeeze *pop!* and he's through! As long as he can get his shoulders past, the rest of him follows without issue. Doesn't even scratch him~ Hm? So where's he at now? Another pool. Seems like most of them are connected. A pair of mismatched eyes peer up from below the water, nigh-camouflaged in the glowing lights below. He eschewed the "modern" pools and instead stuck with the natural rock-type baths. Way more fun. Speaking of fun...

Where are you? A pair of legs dangling in the water. A body half-submerged in the pool's shallow end? Or perhaps you're gearing up to go for a bit of spelunking yourself. None of those options matter. Not when what feels like clawed fingers abruptly snake around your shoulder or ankle, biting brief into your skin, and one good yank-]

CHOMP!! [Water splashes! A monster's got you! All scales and splashes, claws and sharp teeth, fins and tail, glowing eyes and- laughing up a storm.] Gyahahaha! You looked like you're about to die! [That is one very long strip of sea green fish man holding onto you in the bath, cackling and having the time of his life. Floyd isn't letting go either, giving his new companion a few shakes and tugs.] Oh man, I wanna picture of your face right now!

➤   🫧 •.˚○˙∘   OOC NOTES   ∘˙○˚.• 🫧

1) Yes, he's also an eel merman. I've got a prompt for that if you wanna meet him in his true form. If you'd like to encounter him in his merform elsewhere, let me know and I'll work up a personal starter for you! Anywhere from finding him in a pool to lounging in a bath, or going the tried and true "magic ran out so now we're on fins not legs" accident. Likewise, I am 150% open to sex in his merform, but mind you this can come with scratching and biting and other fishy stuff.

2) Floyd is infamous for being very unpredictable and having major mood swings. If he loses interest in something, he will drop it almost instantly and leave, no matter how interested he was in it previously. Likewise, if something else suddenly catches his attention, he will switch to it without hesitation and drag you with him should he feel like it. IF a thread is going in either direction, I will PM you and let you know to see how you want to proceed.

3) Floyd's also a mage with impressive magical skill for his age and grade. Magic is both well-defined and vaguely applied in Twisted Wonderland, so spells can range anywhere from gravitating small items towards yourself to creating several hard-hitting torrents of water. It also produces a corrosive byproduct called "blot" within the mages, but that's likely not going to be a problem in this event...

[OOC: Yosh, trying this again and hopefully life calms down. Yo! Introducing Floyd Leech, the twin brother of our resident Jade Leech and equally as troublesome, but in an entirely different way! Note: he's currently 18 from the canon point I'm taking him. All threads can stay SFW or go NSFW without a problem. Generally open to most things; you can find my klist here. I don't have a lot of information in his journal yet, but feel free to PM me if you have questions or check out his wikis here here.]

moray meet!!!

[octoblot]

[It was supposed to be one of the more private cave pools... or at least, not a commonly sought out one, according to what Jade had told him the last time they were here.

Azul has come here for a private swim, albeit in human form. He doesn't want to be in merform if he can help it... Not like how he was the last time he was here. What an embarrassing affair that whole thing was.

But just because he's not in octopus form doesn't make him less wary, so when he senses the presence of something else in the water now, he turns in the direction of where he thinks it may be coming from, prepared to cast magic at who or whatever dares to disturb him...

Only for his attacker to not only be slightly faster than Azul to react, but upon hearing that very familiar voice and laugh, Azul startles, unable to help his shout of surprise.]

Floyd!?

Musashi | Azur Lane | wildcard (new player)

[wisteriastorm]

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE...MARRIED?

[ Without proper clothing to wear, Musashi has deigned to wear a wedding dress she would otherwise feel too self-conscious to wear. She'd much rather be wearing her usual clothing, but as long as she can present herself in elegance, does it really matter? She certainly hopes her manner of carrying herself will subvert any particular expectations her clothing might elicit.

More importantly than that, though, is the well-being of the other person with her in the suite. Their rings match, so they must be the one she's been married to, right? It's so sudden, yet without immediate answers, she has no qualms about playing along with this perceived marriage. She doubts her "spouse" asked for it either, hence her genuine gentle approach to waking them with a hand caressing their head. ]

My apologies for not waking you sooner. You just looked so adorable while resting. I didn't have the heart to wake you.

[ She fluffs their pillow without any further question. Whatever the situation is that sees her married(???), she isn't going to hold it against the other person. ]

Now, since you're comfortable... [ Her gaze suddenly turns icy despite her gentle smile. ] You wouldn't happen to know why we're wed, would you?

LUST IS BIRDS

[ These pods are...troublesome. Musashi can hardly think of a system of coupling more obtuse than this. How is she supposed to appeal to her mate-to-be if she's behind a partition? Wouldn't it be better to speak to them face to face? How else are they to have their souls commune?

For now, she works with it. The powers that be were oh so helpful in leaving her a jar of questions to ask her mystery mate, and she's keen to speak to them to see what they like. ]

Dear one, may I ask you something? What do you consider "justice" to be?

BEAK GAMES

[ Humans are so strange in their games. She can't fathom the efficiency of something like this. Blindfolding the contestants, leaving them with no prior knowledge...is this really so entertaining?

However befuddled she is at the setup of this setup, she only ever turns her most gentle face toward her comrade-in-arms in this lechery. They're innocent, surely, and no matter what, their comfort is paramount. ]

You needn't see to my needs, dear one. It's only the... [ gods help her say this ] One...orgasm, we need, correct?

[ Her face burns bright to say something so uncouth. Her tails fidget and writhe behind her in clear discomfort. Out of her element as she is, Musashi smiles warmly. ]

Let's focus on you, shall we, dear?

► WILDCARD

[ ooc: if you have another idea for a starter, please reach out to me via PM or plurk at tsukiwo ]

lust is birds

[swordpour]

(the person on the opposite side is quiet, she doesn't react necessarily. almost like she's used to this, too used to it for her own good. sometimes it felt that way. it's now almost been two years since her arrival. this blind date game had been one of the most mildly tame options that she had dealt with during this "lovely" time. oh, she's being sarcastic whenever she thinks that. honestly, it was bad enough that she ran around professing love last month toward anyone that she saw. it was even worse that it also included people that she knew before, bad enough that texas had taken to locking herself in her room after a friend helped her out by providing much needed aid.

so, this is now her being dragged out to play because the mating season decided to pester her again after her wedding experience. what musashi will hear is a lighter flicking open, the lit flame burning into the end of a cigarette as the scent wafts into the air. her "mate-to-be" is quiet and thinking over that question. if she were to look more closely, she also stuck out in her shadow by the pair of wolfish ears atop her head that can be seen.)

Justice? (firm, feminine, but soft in her voice. not a hint of shyness, honestly her voice is pleasant to listen to if another detail needed to be added to her mystery guest. justice is something she knows. she's dealt in it, though that wasn't what anyone would consider their idea of justice. what texas did that night wasn't that, or so she'd often say. it was revenge. perhaps a bit of justice in itself, a father who killed the most important man in her life while she listened to every gruesome detail of the scene deserved it in a poetic sense from his daughter. her grandfather, however, did not deserve his demise. daughter's in that world she once were part of were not often chosen to take leadership. her grandfather felt it necessary to skip his useless son for succession and turned to his beloved granddaughter. taking her under his wing, gifting her whatever knowledge and more that he had.) It depends on the person, plenty of people go on about that without understanding what they're saying.

(but that's not an answer to the question, not while texas takes a leisure drag from her cigarette and exhales it calmly. the ashes are dipped out into an ashtray on the table. unfortunately for her by now, her bad habit of smoking is back in full force. that's another thing about the resort, it will dig into bad habits and claw them out to make them worse than usual. she's no exception in how she's smoking again, the staff only seemed to encourage it by bringing her ashtrays or leaving those for her as needed.)

I wouldn't call what I know of it "justice", but I know that I'm not afraid to kill.

(as frigid as she sounds, she's serious. not many do care to understand that justice has costs, too. shouldering the weight of those costs can crush anyone for trying. again, she's not an exception to that rule and was fortunate that a kind enough soul had found her in her time of need. her lowest point as a young teen.)

Tony Stark (SIM) | Marvel 616 | 2 of clubs

[nightmarescenario]

Tony Stark

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy... but not that one

"I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet..."

AGE: 35
GENDER: male
CARD: 2♣
ROLE: dominant top
FAVORITE POSITION: any
SEXIEST FEATURE: that brilliant mind
SEEKING: redheads who are mean to him (not necessarily limited to redheads)

Arrogant, full of ego, maybe a little narcissistic, but can definitely show you a good time. Though he may ask 'who's your daddy?', he isn't the typical 'daddy' dom. Don't expect sweetness and light. This one is firm and demanding.

THIS IS DANGEROUS?!

Currently battling a contestant who is matching him pretty well is a hell of a lot more fun than beating the pants off someone might be. The clues are rather ridiculous, but that doesn't stop Tony from provide answers as quickly as possible - even if they might not be deemed truthful.

As a result, he is down to his last two pieces of clothing. It's currently his challenger's turn to select.



[ooc: flip a coin for who wins...i'll call 'tails']





wildcard
[open to being part of a blind date and possibly Slutthroat Kitchen (which he will be far better at than the cleaner counterpart)]

alice | genshin impact | returning player/new character

[dodoking]

ALICE

THE MERRY WITCH

"see you when i see you~"

AGE: Now, it's impolite to ask a lady's age! More than old enough.
GENDER: Female
CARD: Wildcard
ROLE: Versatile, it's best to keep my options open~!
FAVORITE POSITION: Any position where I can see your face is best. This includes mirrors!
SEXIEST FEATURE: Why everything, of course, but I do have lovely curves.
SEEKING: Haha, well, I'm not picky! That said, I'd prefer you have a good sense of humor and love of fun.

My name is Alice, and I'm a witch! My studies include all manner of things, whatever catches my interest, including potion work, history, astrology, engineering.. all manner of things! But that's not what you're here for, is it, hmm? Well, I do have a partner at home on Teyvat, but we're open to sharing, so that won't be an issue - let's have a good time, if you can't laugh in the bedroom, then what's the point, hm? Let's try something new!

married at first sight - arrival;

[ oh, well now, it's been quite some time since last alice woke up wearing spicy lingerie - at least they had the decency to also put her in a robe as well, even if it barely serves to cover much of anything at all. well, at least she looks good in it! covering a yawn with her knuckles, alice arches into a stretch and sits up, nearly banging her head on the bunk above.

bunk? hmm. this is most certainly not where she woke up. swinging her long legs over the edge of the bed, she leans outward and cranes her neck upward towards the top bunk. ]

Yoohoo? Are you awake, up there?

[ it's not often that anyone has magic powerful enough to overcome her own protections.. and honestly, rather than being alarmed at her situation, she's actually quite intrigued. who has brought her here, and how? why? for what purpose? she's eager to find out, but she's not in a rush, either. her feet touch the floor, right beside a pair of cute feather slippers that match her current "outfit" well. she slides her feet right into them. ]

lust is birds;

[ ah, a blind date, what a wonderful concept. she hasn't enjoyed one of these since she was much younger! blindfolded, alice is led to her pod and given instructions, and when the door is closed she leans back against the comfortable padding and removes the blindfold, smiling as she glances toward the little jar of topics, then to the flatscreen and array of snacks and drinks. ]

Well, don't mind if I do.

[ she says with a hum, and immediately pours herself a glass of chilled white wine, before reaching into the romantic jar, plucking out a slip of paper. ]

Well, good looking stranger, let's see what topic we've been given - [ her eyes flit across the paper. ] - ah, what sort of Indoor date is your ideal? How would you ideally spend time with your date without leaving the home?

beak games;

[ goodness, this is a far different arrangement than the pods had been, isn't it?

well, that's all right, it's been awhile since alice has let loose a little. once the door to the cube is shut, she once more removes her blindfold, though rather than look immediately at the person she's been shuffled in here with, she instead moves toward the shelf littered with sex toys. ]

My, they really thought things through, didn't they?

[ she says with an easy laugh, and lifts a length of soft nylon rope, twirling it in her hand before setting it down again and instead zeroing in on a very large rabbit dildo, her pale brows lifted high. the toy is riddled with silicone studs and ridges, and when she pushes the button, not only do the rabbit ears vibrate, the entire shaft of the toy begins to undulate and thrust. despite herself, alice exclaims loudly, then laughs again, tapping the tip of the toy with a finely manicured nail, before finally turning toward her partner. ]

Now, I should have thought of something like this myself. How ingenious.

wildcard;

[ hello friends, alice here is ota genders, 21+ for age! she's very old herself, at least 500 years but likely much more. i've got a kinklist over here for your perusal if necessary. feel free to shoot me a pm if you have questions, or would like a custom starter! ]

lust is birds

[swordpour]

(while alice is led in and gets comfortable, texas had already been there. looks like they were making use of her again as an icebreaker for the guests while trying to push her into meeting others more often. it's enough that she's relaxed, a hint of smoke can be noticed in the air as she had just finished a cigarette earlier. she's not quite responding yet, but texas did have water on the table next to that ashtray they learned to keep nearby for her. as unfortunate as it is, she wasn't able to quit smoking the longer she stayed. previously, she only had done it as a stress reaction after managing to kick the habit into not being as bad as it could've been. some pocky, some other things in her mouth was helpful and not just some woman's fingers. it was always pocky or other confections.

but she's not thinking about that too much, the pair of wolf ears atop her head in the partitions shadow should say she isn't quite normal. not while she's taking a chance to mull over how to answer that, the resort doesn't exactly encourage people to stick to slow and steady romance. it encourages debauchery, hedonism, and all sorts of bullshit that makes her skin crawl even after being stuck in it for nearly two years now.)

Probably curl up on the couch for a movie. (at the very least, alice can note that her partner in this game has a pleasantly feminine voice. soft as part of her icy nature, but also firm instead of shy.) After making dinner, anyway.

(it's a simple answer to a simple question, she's played this game enough the last time that the mating season pestered her into that. it wasn't necessarily a good time, but it was tamer than most things that the resort piles on them. she isn't a skilled cook like a friend of hers, sure. that didn't mean that texas was bad at it, and she only had been improving in this two year stay. the emperor wasn't exactly letting her laze around while she was fighting her demons when he found her, so those distractions were quite helpful as part of this wolf's survival and continued living. a reminder that life isn't as bad as she began to think it was.)

Kleken | Alchemy Stars | King of ❤️

[lieabilities]

Newlywed Game

a study in wine
[ Congratulations on your marriage! Your dashing groom is eager to get to know more about you! ]

[ Actually, the dashing groom is eager to investigate the bottle of wine that's been given to the table, but at least he pours two glasses before unsubtly attempting to stash the rest of it away for future keeping. ]

[ Yes, Kleken had been lured over into this particular activity by the prospect of getting to try new wines for free and maybe learn a new thing or two about kinks, but he hadn't realized that he'd also signed up for temporarily committed relationships. And even worse, talks about feelings. Both of which are reason enough for why he'll cast over a quick and charming smile once his new partner sits down and immediately hover his hand over the deck of question cards. Casually. Cooly. Completely in control for probably all of two seconds before these questions kick in. ]

Are you ready for the first question, my dear partner?

Slutthroat Kitchen (nsfw)

too many hands in the kitchen
[ For anyone unfortunate (yes, unfortunate) enough to be paired up with Kleken for this slutty-themed challenge, there is at least one benefit to having a lying cheat on your team. The benefit being that he's more than willing to cheat for your team. ]

[ Given the 'almost anything goes' rules for the pantry dive portion, he's promptly unleashed all of his tentacles to dash into the pantry and grab and steal nearly every type of toy available, or at least one of each variety. Then used his illusions to hide all of the toys to keep them from being stolen by other competitors. ]

[ Good news! There's plenty to work with now. ]

[ Maybe bad news, you're trapped on a team with a man who has way too many sex toys for his own good and a high interest in using them all if possible. ]

Well then.

[ He motions to the table with a hand, which now holds a veritable buffet array of sex toys for one's perusal. ]

Shall we?

wildcard/ooc

(( OOC: I'm up for pretty much any other prompt, so feel free to toss a starter at me, or hit me up in my DMs if you'd like to chat about another prompt! ))

slutthroat kitchen because this is honestly a perfect opportunity given the last thread they had

[octoblot]

[Azul has been mostly quiet aside from greeting the other man (and realizing he recognized his voice from the phone lines sometimes ago), listening carefully to the rules and hoping against all odds that he had been getting roped into an actual cooking competition because at least then Azul could have an edge in this area of expertise. But, well, that hope went out the window once they showed off the sex toys.

Well, he supposes this is at least an opportunity to actually study these peculiar objects being used on someone that he's seen and heard about around the resort for the last few months since he's been here, he just needs to convince his assigned partner here Kleken to--

Only for the man in question to act much faster than Azul had thought he would, and with the reveal of tentacles no less. Which has Azul afraid for a second that he himself had accidentally summoned his own tentacles, glancing at his feet briefly before realizing that they were connected to Kleken here as he watches him snatch up all of the toys before Azul finally finds his words, quickly adjusting his glasses.]

You... didn't tell me that you were a mer.

[And an octomer, no less? Is Azul really not the only one here?]

goro akechi | persona 5 royal | new/returning player

[laevateinns]

-- married at first sight:

[ when akechi wakes up here again...

he might lose it a little.

having woken up in the skimpiest lingerie imaginable, he'd scurried out to find the racks of clothing awaiting him- finally, something going right- haphazardly popping on a tuxedo to cover himself up.

and then- he realizes.

he laughs, almost manic, before a growl escapes and he immediately starts ripping apart the wedding dresses and tuxedos in front of him.

just every day akechi. ]

-- to the chapel:

I'm not doing this. [ akechi announces confidently as they're hurried towards the altar. ] If they think I'm marrying anyone ever they've got another thing coming.

[ godspeed to his partner.

or, perhaps later... when the marriage is over, and akechi is stuck with that ring on his finger...

he's tried everything to get it off short of actually removing his own finger. and he did consider that for a moment, too. but, mostly that would be messy, and this probably wouldn't last long, so-

ah. there he goes again, flying through the hotel towards his "spouse"- or perhaps not them at all? ]

-- beak games

[ akechi is no stranger to the way this place works. so when he hears there's a contest going on... he knows exactly how it's going to play out.

well, not exactly.

the being locked in is- unfortunate. the rules?

not so bad.

he raises his eyebrows at his partner. ]

Would you prefer help, or to do it on your own? [ he asks. wow- what a catch! ]

[ let me know if you'd prefer something else!! you can reach me at plurk or discord at vespiras. c: ]

Sofia Sinclair | OC | Former Player/New Character

[kratistos]

Network

Sofia Sinclair

The Ghost of Erda

"No"

AGE: Appears to be 30s-40s
GENDER: Female
CARD: Wildcard
ROLE: Non-Participant Switch
FAVORITE POSITION: With my foot on your throat
SEXIEST FEATURE: Vibrating tentacles Tall Amazonian curves
SEEKING: To kill whoever runs this place A way out

Woman literally too angry to die, Sofia Sinclair is a wandering supersoldier reportedly MIA, but is now back with a vengeance on those who literally blew up her world! Ask your doctor if a vengeful ghost in a haunted power armor is right for you!

Just Married...?

[ Sofia sensed something was wrong. The nanocells that comprise her entire body were in flux, microscopic shimmers ran through her entire body like goosebumps, sensing something is amiss enough to give her a rough awakening. Shuffling in the bed, she groans as if having a nightmare. She peels herself off the bed as her eyes pry open, consciousness jump started and met with a strange environment. Why is she in a bed? Why is she clad in a Greco-Roman dress? Is that another person next to her? Her eyes look side to side, sensing threats when there is none.

Taking a moment to calm herself down, Sofia looks to the person beside her. Her eyes narrow, trying to figure out who the other person is but coming up with no answer from her hazy memory. She'll pull on their shoulder, pry the sheets off of them, or even just shake them awake if if she has to, she needs to know who this person is... ]

Lust Is Birds

[ Sofia did not appreciate being shoved in a pod, but she has to keep her aggression in check. The guests here are unwilling participants to this resort's whims, and the workers are just doing their jobs and are possibly equally trapped. Her usual violent solutions are not going to fly here, so she chooses to be patient. She has nothing here; most of her powers are locked due to only having a certain amount of energy levels, no knowledge of the local universe's customs, no knowledge of the threats all around her.

She hesitates when the doors of the pod close behind her. Even with the offered food and drinks looking tempting, she refrains from them, and instead listens to the arrival of another person in the adjacent pod. She can sense their footsteps and hear their indistinct voice. That was enough for Sofia to walk towards her seat, seeing the jars of questions and the silhouette behind the screen. She can only assume that the other person feels the same way as her. So, Sofia chooses to take on the burden if it helps a little bit. ]

You probably don't wish to do this. You don't have to share if you don't want. You can ask me anything instead.

Nest Sweet

[ After the mess of the Beak Games, Sofia is walking around the entire resort to keep her mind occupied and try to forget some of the embarrassing things she had to witness there. While not really popular after that mess, the other guests look at her and try to distance themselves. Walking away, walking faster, whispering about her. So more of the same shit she had to deal with back home. She wont lie, it feels nice because of the familiarity of it. But that feeling doesn't stick around even as she walks forward like she has a purpose, even if it's just to wander.

She passes by the shopping street of the resort and her unrelenting stride finds a pause when the corner of her eye catches a glimpse of something: toys. From static statues, to jointed action figures, to soft plush toys; some of these faces look familiar. She feels like she's gotten to know people a lot in just the span of a few days that it's hard for her not to recognize them even in toy form. She stops to observe the collectibles on the store front, picking up figures to observe them. That would have been the end of it, until she picks up one of the dolls and sees the same exact person it was modeled after right across from her. ]

...

[ Sofia hums. The focus of her eyes switch from the doll in her foreground to the living guest in the background. Then back to the doll, then back to the person again. ]

Hrm... Not even close.

OOC

[ Open to CR with anyone, but Sofia works best with F/F with fellow adult women if you want sex things to happen, but age gap is fine if you want that kind of thing just let me know first. She'll do sexual things with men, but it'd be an indifferent/disconnected kind of sex, like using her nanites to create tentacles or remote control vibrators that attaches to the person.

Working with those three prompts for now, but I'm open to play other scenarios. I just prefer custom starters that fit our characters. Feel free to DM me if you want to hash things out. ]

Gyro Zeppeli | JJBA: Steel Ball Run | returning player/new character

[gogozeppeli]

Gyro Zeppeli

The Spin Master

"If I stare at his ass the whole time,
I can't win!"

AGE: 24
GENDER: Male
CARD: Wildcard
ROLE: Switch
FAVORITE POSITION: It doesn't matter; he's quite flexible.
SEXIEST FEATURE: Lethal face card, long flowing locks, as fit as a stallion
SEEKING: Most likely someone who can withstand his bullshit.

Be careful with this one; he bites hard. While this self-proclaimed Spin Master is a full-fledged doctor with a PhD in medicine, he's also quite the equestrian and likes to ride hard. However, based on his attitude, he appears to be a bad boy with a chip on his shoulder. So anyone attempting to tame this stallion should be prepared for a few bruises.

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT

What the fuck is this!?

[ Ah, that's the sound of none other than Gyro Zeppeli ready to curse out the first living organism he sees. While it's one thing to be rudely awakened in the middle of the night by Johnny's snoring, it's quite another to wake up in a completely different room wearing nothing but lacy white lingerie with half your balls exposed, among other things!

Gyro, visibly embarrassed by his current state of dress, immediately reaches over to the nearest person in the hopes of disrobing them to conceal his shame. Is that a nice thing to do? Of course not, but does he give a damn? Nope. ]

GIVE ME THAT!

[ He doesn't care if the robe is too small or too large; he'll wrap it around himself right away. So cut your losses and piss off before he tries to stomp on your face. ]

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE!

[ Whoever managed to get Gyro into this sexy nun outfit deserves a reward, probably a purple heart. There's no way Gyro didn't start biting the fools who made him wear this outfit. It would be miraculous if he was unable to draw blood. However, after a sharp reprimand from the staff and the understanding that he is stuck in this place until he wins this silly game, Gyro sits there with legs crossed and arms folded over his chest, a big scowl on his face.

Anyone who joins him for this round of extreme dating is confronted with a chilly glare that might paralyze a person entirely. ]

Back off. [ He warns before shooting them another angry glare. ] That's the only warning I'm giving you.

[ And with that, he goes back to poutingscowling. ]

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