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TDM 15



【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

★ Mating Season ★ is pleased to announce the start of nesting season in the Golden Peacock! This is a special time where guests are invited to join a series of competitive events to woo potential mates. Everyone is eager to find their perfect match and happy ending! 🍆 💦

Mating games will take place in various locations around the resort. Get ready to flash your feathers and present your courtship dance.

As a special introduction feature, all participants will be interviewed by a ★ Mating Season ★ staff member. Our sweet AI friend 🐦 CHIRPY 🐦 will generate a mate card that is likely to match your gameplay style.

Competitors will be able to browse potential mates on the ★ Mating Season ★ app to connect with those they would like to nest with!

Wildcards are an important part of nesting season. All guests that romantically match with a Wildcard during the games will be gifted a triple extra large payout for being chosen by the newest birds on the block.

Get ready to match and find love! 】



SEED ME IN THE BEDROOM
A BIRD IN THE BUSH
MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT ► New arrivals are in for a treat! No need to sign up and wait for the chance to participate in the mating games. As soon as Wildcards open their eyes they will find themselves in one of the wedding suites of the Phoenix Casino! Each suite houses up to six guests comfortably. That's what bunkbeds are for!

► Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. The term 'robe' is used loosely this round with looks spanning the full range of wedding lingerie. All lingerie come in either white or black to promote the game's wedding aesthetic.

Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty bunkbeds in these suites. It wouldn't be much fun for Wildcards to only marry each other, would it? The staff also understand that some existing guests ache to wed. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

► Racks of clothing are waiting right outside the wedding suites. Everything available for arrivals to wear are elaborate wedding dresses and sharp tuxedos. Why? All will soon become clear after Mating Season staff urge them to dress and then drag them out to the casino floor.
TO THE CHAPEL ► Down the red carpet waits a gaudy casino wedding chapel and our favorite officiant, Birdvis! Two guests will meet for the first time at the altar to be married by Birdvis with no 'I do' required. It's possible it isn't really the first time they've met but game producers would appreciate keeping mum if that's the case.

► Congratulations, you're married! All new couples are forced to wear matching wedding rings. These wedding rings resonate and randomly magnetize wearers together. Now that you're married you have to stick with your spouse.

Rings cannot be removed until either considerable romantic bonding has occurred or the couple has consummated the marriage. Whichever comes first! As long as the rings are on, couples will continue to be randomly pulled together. Watch out for brides and grooms flying through the casino as they're magnetized to their partner!

► Glitches in the matrimony matrix may occur. When a glitch happens, guests wearing wedding rings may end up attaching to someone other than their spouse. Even if the other person isn't wearing a ring at all! Oops.
THE NEWLYWED GAME ► The Newlywed Game is presented to help guests bond with their new spouse. However, couples may end up shuffled around—it's so difficult to keep track of who's married whom! Some guests who aren't married may also be dragged in to buff up the numbers.

► Poker tables in the casino have been converted into romantic tables studded with roses and candles. Each table comes with a bottle of wine, a pack of cards with questions, two notepads, and two pens.

Players flip a card and individually write their answer on their respective notepads. Then they both take a guess as to what the other has answered. The player closest to their partner's answer is awarded a point. If neither player makes a close guess no points are given. The game ends when one side reaches five points.

► Questions cover a range of invasive topics, though most of them focus on kinks or feelings. Welcome to Self Report: The Game!

All winners of the Newlywed Game will be rewarded with luxurious lingerie. Marriages take work to keep the spark alive! Losers will be entered into the spanking raffle. Everyone drawn from the pool will be subject to bare bottom spankings from dominants and dominatrixes around the resort. Particularly dommy guests may be recruited for spanking duty.
EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE! ► Don't let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life! Guests are invited to participate the Extreme Dating Challenge, which offers the opportunity to meet potential mates in unique situations. Head over to House Finch and Cloaca & Dagger to meet some sexy singles!

► Staff are eager to help set guests up on some absurd dates. Characters are dressed in ridiculous outfits and given embarrassing tasks to complete during the date. The first person to laugh loses and will be subject to a humiliating but harmless penalty.

► Guests are allowed to select their own silly outfits. However, reluctant guests will be manhandled into costumes by producers. If it's left up to the producers they'll be wearing something embarrassing and sexy, like a maid uniform.

► Only alcohol is provided and there are no food options. Long-standing guests joining in on the fun are oddly sleep deprived because the producers keep kicking them awake so they make bad decisions. Current Game 52 players aren't free from such treatment! Excessive alcohol and no sleep make for good entertainment.
EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE! TOO HOT TO HANDLE ► At some point one of the producers gets the inspired idea to make the challenges sexy. During night hours, the Extreme Dating Challenge goes NSFW. Characters are dressed in revealing costumes and given erotic tasks to complete during the date. A favorite task of a certain producer is to ask competitors to suck on a girthy pickle.

► The NSFW version of the game has the added entertainment of Too Hot To Handle rules. Guests are forbidden from any kissing, sexual contact, or self-gratification during the date. Outfits and tasks are designed to sexually tease and provoke the other person. The first person to initiate any kind of sexual contact loses.

► Once again, guests are welcome to choose their own outfits. Those that must be manhandled will be strapped into harnesses, gimp suits, and pasties.

► Losers will be strapped into a chastity belt and mercilessly teased (erotically). Winners collect a large payout for their success.


CLUCK AROUND, FIND OUT
MY SWAN AND ONLY LOVE
LUST IS BIRDS ► Upon arrival to the Mating Season central hub, blindfolded guests are lead into a starting pod. Each blind date will last 30 minutes, after which staff members will knock on the doors of the pods to rotate guests to meet new matches. Welcome to Lust is Birds, where Penguinessa Larkchey and her husband, Peck Larkchey, ask the big questions. Can you get hot for someone you've never seen? Can attraction spark through voice alone? Is love... real?

► Participants are alone in their pod with a blind date on the other side of a partition. These two guests can talk to each other but cannot see each other through the partition. Guests cannot overhear other guests outside of their paired pods. They only have each other for company once locked inside.

► Pods are furnished with a couch, blankets, flatscreen, and snack bar. Included with the snack bar are bottles of wine and spirits, as well as the classic reality TV silver goblets. Guests are encouraged to drink and eat their fill; everything inside the pods is free regardless of rank. Relax, enjoy, and have fun!

► Don't worry, Mating Season wouldn't leave you up the creek without a paddle. Every pod has two glass jars with slips of paper. These jars are labeled ROMANTIC TOPICS and SEXY TOPICS. While guests are encouraged to talk about anything they want, if they find themselves coming up short, they can use jar topics for ideas.

► Find yourself making a connection? Mating Season would never cut off a fledgling love affair. Every pod is equipped with a large green MATE button. Pressing that button signifies the intention to couple up and nest. If both sides press the button they'll be allowed to meet face-to-face for nesting time.
SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN ► Welcome, chefs, to the Gilded Cage's sprawling kitchen! Here you'll be issued a series of challenges our charming host, certified daddy dom Albert Brownbird. Will you be able to withstand the heat of the sluttiest kitchen in the Golden Peacock?

Unlike a traditional cooking show, all of these challenges are erotic. Since Albert is a kind-hearted daddy dom, his early tasks won't be too specific and remain within the realm of general appeal. Beginning rounds kick off with easy challenges, like giving their waiting partner two back-to-back orgasms. Later rounds include more specific tasks, like anal stimulation or nipple play with added parameters.

After the challenge is issued chefs will have one minute to dash through the massive pantry to grab the sex toys they want. Toys are limited in number. Competitors not fast enough may end up with weird leftovers. Producers encourage kicking and slapfights to snatch toys from each other's baskets. It's good entertainment!

► Once "ingredients" have been secured, chefs return to their station and start getting their waiting partner off. Winners are judged based on how quickly they complete the task and how pleased their partners are. Someone may get their partner off quickly with a spatula, but if that partner isn't thoroughly satisfied with their "meal", daddy Albert is knocking off points.

► Guests that score highly are rewarded with two large payouts, privileges to use the Gilded Cage's kitchen for two months, a clean chef's jacket embroidered with daddy Albert's face, new cooking supplies, and the title of Top Chef. Guests that score poorly are assigned to the cleanup crew and peeling vegetables for the next dinner rush.
THIS IS DANGEROUS?! ► Come test your smarts in a battle of wits at Chickadees! It's time for everyone's favorite trivia gameshow, Dangerous!? Hosted for sixty nine years by Alex Trebawk, a dapper older bird in an impeccable three-piece suit, Dangerous!? has been a staple on the Peacock network for decades.

► Two or three contestants play by selecting clues under certain categories, including everyone's favorite Kinks You'd Like To Play. Players have a limited time to provide a response (for example: A kink you're interested in but have never tried). Failing to provide a truthful answer in a few seconds requires the player to remove one article of clothing. Last player with clothing on is the winner!

Be careful—forgetting to phrase your reply in the form of a question results in a penalty. Traditionally this penalty is chosen by the other player, but Trebawk has been known to offer his own suggestions if need be!

► The winner is rewarded with a Golden Owl trophy, a large payout, and showered with adoration. The loser is conscripted into working as the winner's servant for 24 hours post-game.


FOWL INTENTIONS
BEAKING OUT
BEAK GAMES ► Not to be outdone, local algorithm junky Mr. Beak does what he does best: steals a profitable idea and turns it into his own content. Lust is Birds? That’s old news, baby! What the people want is BEAK GAMES.

► Beak Games brings blindfolded players to large cubes instead of the familiar Lust is Birds pods. Once inside participants are told that they are trapped until they have at least one orgasm, at which point the cubes will unlock. The catch, which Mr. Beak conveniently waits until after the first round to announce? Anyone who orgasms has to remain in the cube for the next round! Both parties orgasmed? Hope you had fun together, because you’re going for another round.

Participants will find an assortment of sex toys available in the cube, along with an old fashioned telephone that can be used to request additional items from the production. Just be warned, Team Beak is just as likely to bring in a sybian instead of the requested sandwich to mix things up! Twists are good content!!

► Guests not subject to the cubes may find themselves locked inside a pitch-black room instead. Players are told that they are trapped until they manage to find the key for the door's padlock. The catch? Players inside the room are chained or handcuffed together. They'll be given the sole hint that that the key is somewhere on one of their bodies. Maybe even in your butthole! Mr. Beak will announce, Check your buttholes!

► The key can be anywhere on one of the participants. Once found, they'll need to make their way to the lock in the dark and get the door open. Good luck navigating that while chained together!

► Don’t worry: within 24 hours Mr. Beak gets sued for reckless endangerment and intellectual property theft, so any players remaining at that point are set free with “please don’t sue us” speed and given a complimentary I Survived Beak Games! jersey.
NEST SWEET ► Nesting Season wraps up a few days later, since Mating Season's legal department is gearing up for a long court battle with local network celebrity Mr. Beak. However, the impact of the mating games lasts for much longer than legal proceedings!

Depending on how characters behaved during nesting season they may be recognized as heroes or villains of their respective games by fans. Villains may be met with boos when walking to Birdbucks for their morning coffee. Heroes may be crowded in the hallways and begged for autographs. Stans and shippers pop up across the board with fanfiction and fanart posted on the both virtual and physical bulletin boards.

► Since all guests signed away the rights to their likeness upon checking in to the resort (tiny tiny tiny print), Mating Season jumps at the opportunity to produce merchandise of participants. With the popularity of Nesting Season it's easier than ever to get a t-shirt with your loved one's face printed across the chest, featuring one of their iconic quotes from the games. The popup shop at Mating Season's central hub becomes a permanent addition so one can pick up some swag anytime!

Divorces may also be processed through Mating Season once the shipping hype dies down. Mating Season does hope that you managed to find someone to be a pair of sweet mandarin ducks with!


OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS
BLANKET CW: alcohol; BDSM; competition; costumes; dating show themes; dubcon; entrapment; humiliation; punishment; marriage themes; mr beast references; sex toys

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header.

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.
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candlestick: (baby tell me one beautiful lie)

Zuo Le | Arknights | Wildcard (New Character/Current Player)

[personal profile] candlestick 2026-05-16 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I. NEW ARRIVAL

[ "Robes" certainly is a loose term for what Zuo Le finds he has to wear on arrival. The (definitely not safe to open at work) lacy lingerie he happens to have been gifted is white, and like a real Mr. No Fun, he's immediately ditched the top half of it.

Though desperation for some sort of coverage has had him reluctantly keeping the lower half on. It doesn't stop him from stooping forward awkwardly, hands politely down over his crotch as he shuffles about the wedding suite looking awkward and uncomfortable about this whole thing.

He may be talking to one of his new roomies, or he may just be mumbling to himself as he tries to take this all in, but either way his thoughts are being voiced aloud when he says:
]

Surely... this must be some sort of nightmare I can wake up from.


II. RING TROUBLE

[ The boy has gotten himself a nice tux at this point, and while there's something a little awkward about that as well, it's better than what he was stuck with at first. The bad news for him is that he was shuffled on stage with someone and overly ceremoniously forced into marriage.

Who is his new bride or groom? Well, that part doesn't really matter. It doesn't change the fact that right now the ring that has been foisted onto him may have some glitches in its programming. The damned thing has him rapidly sliding across the ground, all despite his best attempts to dig his heels into the carpet while holding onto his wrist as if he can yank his own arm back down to his side. Sliding directly at someone, in fact, as his ring has decided to magnetize itself to that person.
]

Quickly! Move left!

[ His instructions to dodge won't help, but damn if he isn't trying for the sake of the other person he's about to crash into arm first. ]


III. THIS ISN'T A COOKING SHOW?

[ As the contestants around him begin to scramble about, grabbing increasingly alarming looking sex toys he's never seen before in his life, Zuo Le's scaley tail starts whipping up a nervous frenzy behind him. Even while the rest of him stays rooted in spot. ]

I misunderstood the premise of this show.

[ Boy would Yu be upset to hear how this kitchen is being used. ]


IV. BEAK GAMES

[ He yanks the blindfold off of himself the minute he's able, dashing towards the door seconds before it's slammed shut in his face. A few futile attempts to rattle the door handle uselessly later, Zuo Le steps back and takes stock of the room. ]

If we work together we may be able to break it down.

[ The door or the whole room? He doesn't clarify, but it's clear he's choosing the option of violence over the easier way of getting out.

Let him tire himself out first with this route before he revisits the other option.
]


((OOC. I'm open to m/any for Zuo Le! Though as a note for people with age limits the character is only 19. For any thread that does go in a spicy direction, the answer to is the snake boy built like that? The answer is yes. There are two.))
Edited 2026-05-16 01:11 (UTC)
wellpaid: (pic#16425472)

iv.

[personal profile] wellpaid 2026-05-16 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Enthusiastic response.

[ And Alhaitham’s response is much… less. The speed with which he pulls of the blindfold is much slower, in no rush to face the conundrum they’ve found themselves in. When he does pull off the blindfold, it was to the impressive sight of Zuo Le’s rather simple-minded attempt to escape.

Alhaitham does not pitch in to help. Certainly doesn’t volunteer to work with him to break the door down. It’s an exercise in futility.

His arms cross lazily over his chest, watching the other expend his energy for a moment longer before.
]

You must be new here.

[ Alhaitham says as he pulls out a book, fully ready to occupy himself while Zuo Le… does whatever. ]
candlestick: (it turns me on again)

[personal profile] candlestick 2026-05-17 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ The readiness that this man seems to be willing to accept their fate actually takes Zuo Le aback for a moment, brow furrowing even as he continues to loiter uselessly by the door.

Even as he turns to face him full, he still gives another couple of impotent tugs to the door that go nowhere, proving Alhaitham's choice the correct one.

The guy isn't wrong to assume that, but damn...
]

Does this happen so often that you're this resigned to it?
wellpaid: (pic#18164340)

[personal profile] wellpaid 2026-05-17 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
The wrappings change, but yes. This happens frequently.

[ Their captors, producers, staff — whatever are passionately creative as most mad minds are. This is not a shocking occurrence to Alhaitham anymore. The most shocking turn of events had perhaps been a suburban life where he had a husband and multiple jobs. Objectively, being locked in a cube for some inappropriate game show is mostly unsurprising.

As regularly noncompliant as Alhaitham is, he’s familiar with how foolproof most of these circumstances are. He knows Zuo Le is not the first to try the cube’s door. Likely stronger men have already attempted.
]

If you could easily escape, there’d be an additional layer to this game. Brute force isn’t often the answer.

[ He nods at the door Zuo Le is trying to wrestle into submission. Not working. They never fail to leave aphrodisiacs out of the plan if there was any doubt. Sometimes just because.

Anyway, he supposes that confirms as much. New.
]

Alhaitham, by the way.
fingerpicks: (thoughtful | 001)

iii. poor zuo le

[personal profile] fingerpicks 2026-05-16 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It doesn't bode well that when the timer signals the start of the "ingredient-gathering" phase, Kanae's partner doesn't so much as move. In fact, he looks increasingly agitated, very much the expression of someone who's gotten themselves in over their head and doesn't know what to do about it. Kanae is sympathetic to that; it wasn't so long ago that he was in the same position, stumbling over the demands of this place and his own role within it.

He hops down off the preparation bench and reaches out to pat Zuo Le's shoulder, hopefully more comforting than patronizing. ]


Do you want me to ask if we can switch roles? [ Kanae might be a bottom, but he definitely seems like the more experienced between them, or if nothing else he seems like he's more adjusted to the resort. ] If you want to be the, uh... you know. If you want me to be the "chef" instead they might let us.
candlestick: (it turns me on again)

Dunks on him (lovingly) any chance I get

[personal profile] candlestick 2026-05-17 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ If you would, imagine for a second the bustling of sound and the excited yells and yips of the people who are getting the toys used on them, the buzzing sounds of various toys being turned on, the occasional "not that one, dumbasses" that get bandied about by the other contestants, only for all of this sound to be silenced by a loud record scratch noise echoing in Zuo Le's head when he realizes that exactly it would mean for the two of them to switch roles here.

Honestly, it's such a kind suggestion on Kanae's part, and the way Zuo Le's face goes bright red while the tail somehow manages to flit about with even more frantic energy as his shoulders tense up under that comforting pat. His voice is also a flurry of frantic energy as he rapidly spits out a reply to that suggestion.
]

We can keep the arrangements as they are!

[ With Kanae taking the brunt of what Zuo Le assumes will be the embarrassment in this. He does have a moment of hesitation where he wonders if it wouldn't be more fair of him not to toss this other man under the bus--

But no... He seems okay with it, right? He seems to know what this game is, so he's okay with it, and it's fine for Zuo Le to reject the offer... right?

God, the internal struggle is written all over his face, even if Kanae might now the specifics of it.
]

What--

[ He has to clear his throat here as his voice cracks slightly. ]

What sort of things do you prefer?

[ He's kind of got to take whatever is left at this point, but surely he can find something that's the least amount of objectionable to Kanae. ]
wanqing: (pic#18458826)

iii

[personal profile] wanqing 2026-05-16 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 'simultaneous orgasms' is what the host announces and he sheng's heart sinks. really?

while trying to digest what he's just heard, he stares warily at some of the 'ingredients' that the contestants are suddenly rushing for... he sheng knows that if they're slow, they might end up with something that neither will want. is it embarrassing that he has to shove some other desperate looking guys out of the way just so he can get his hand on something that seems... the least offensive? he's not the one looking to get off with his teammate in this round of the competition, he just wants to get out of here as fast as possible.

so he settles on a tube of some kind, translucent and made of some kind of soft material that squishes in his clenched fist as he snatches it away from someone else. open holes on both ends with the oddest looking ridges and bumps and nubs lining the inside seem like the most interesting feature. how stretchy is it on each end? who knows. maybe enough for Two. ]


... do you think we stand a chance?
candlestick: (just like particles)

[personal profile] candlestick 2026-05-17 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ In theory having showing up here with someone he knows should be something of a relief. He's not alone in this strange world, and has someone he can rely on and trust as they navigate through whatever strange place has managed to scoop them up and hold them prisoner.

In theory, because Zuo Le isn't entirely certain this whole affair isn't all the more awkward because he's in this competition with a friend rather than a stranger. The pros are he can trust that He Sheng won't do anything that puts him in danger here.

The con is that it's going to be very hard to look him in the eyes after this. Though he has to admire He Sheng's ability to act much quicker than his own in this case. What he brings back certainly looks less intimidating than what some other people have nabbed, though the sight of it has Zuo Le's already pink face turning a dark shade of red as he starts to take educated guesses as to how it works.
]

I...

[ He has to tear his eyes away from the toy, but looking at He Sheng's face in this circumstance seems even harder, so he eventually settles on staring up at the ceiling and trying not to combust on the spot. ]

I have no idea. I've never considered a scenario like this before in my life.
wanqing: (pic#18458797)

[personal profile] wanqing 2026-05-17 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's better than both having to take the ends of a massive double-sided dong, that's for sure... and he sheng's hole is quite thankful for that, too. so should zuo le's.

as he stands there, unable to take his eyes off of the toy that they're required to use in order to get through this round, he sheng grimaces as he can at least hear other teams trying to utilize theirs effectively. others are grumbling, moaning (in frustration), and everything in between. he sheng and zuo le should be so lucky to have something very straightforward. right?

but once he does regain his composure so that he can have the strength to look up at his partner, he sheng immediately regrets it as his own cheeks turn an equally bright red. ]


Neither have I. But being confronted with it... no, it's still wild to even think about it.

[ back to the toy. he exhales slowly, tilting his head slightly down. ]

What would happen if we don't participate...?
latrunculi: (037)

III

[personal profile] latrunculi 2026-05-16 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, did you not grab anything? I suppose that makes you the meal.

[While they originally hadn't been paired together, Nefer's approach signals to Zuo Le's partner some shake up is about to happen. They look over to the judges, and even that gaggle of birdbrains aren't sure how to handle it.

The woman with the long legs and piercing eyes looks like she's making her way toward Zuo Le. That is until she passes him, and speaks with his partner who looked oh-so-ready to be gobbled up before the young man fumbled the dash toward the tools. Gently she speaks to Zuo Le's poor, neglected teammate. "I'll let you pick two favorites," she offers with surprising generosity and softness in her voice. Luxurious and tempting like crushed velvet.

What was once Zuo Le's partner takes her up on the offer. The judges seem to be smiling now. This topsy-turvey twist up is something they haven't had before, so it'll make for great drama. The person that Zuo Le let down quickly swipes a pair of nipple clamps and a vibe before taking off to match up with what was once Nefer's partner. Though with the overwhelming bounty of options in Nefer's basket of toys, that partner seems a little disappointed despite being unable to argue about it.

Once the switch is official, the woman slinks up behind Zuo Le. Finally addressing him once more. This time her voice comes out low, and dark. Heavy and raspy with the implication of what is to happen next.]


Ready to get upon the table?
candlestick: (baby tell me one beautiful lie)

[personal profile] candlestick 2026-05-17 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is the scramble for sex toys that he misses out out the most surprising thing, or is it this extremely bold woman walking up and making some absolutely wild declarations to him?

He hadn't been prepared for any part of this particularly competition, which really shows with how he stood there slack-jawed while everyone else managed to at least get a little vibe or a fleshlight, but he certainly hadn't been prepared for a partner swap that seems designed to put him on his backfoot.

While he could, and possibly should, step in to stop whatever deal Nefer is making here, Zuo Le is so turned around by all of this that he just watches it all happen in a sort of confused daze. One that he only starts to snap out of when Nefer makes her way back over to him to ask him that second question, his face lighting up like a Christmas tree.
]

What?
latrunculi: (038)

[personal profile] latrunculi 2026-05-17 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he's perfect. Not only has he been left so far in the dust that Nefer is basically dragging him along by the ankle, but his body is so... honest. The open way he stares with confusion, the bright blush that floods his face with color, and even the disbelief in his voice.

It's a type of power she holds over people that will never get old.

Soft lips brush against the tips of his elongated ears while Nefers breath hits warm against his skin.]


The correct answer is, "yes, chef".