TDM 15

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★ Mating Season ★ is pleased to announce the start of nesting season in the Golden Peacock! This is a special time where guests are invited to join a series of competitive events to woo potential mates. Everyone is eager to find their perfect match and happy ending! 🍆 💦
Mating games will take place in various locations around the resort. Get ready to flash your feathers and present your courtship dance.
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Zuo Le | Arknights | Wildcard (New Character/Current Player)
[ "Robes" certainly is a loose term for what Zuo Le finds he has to wear on arrival. The (definitely not safe to open at work) lacy lingerie he happens to have been gifted is white, and like a real Mr. No Fun, he's immediately ditched the top half of it.
Though desperation for some sort of coverage has had him reluctantly keeping the lower half on. It doesn't stop him from stooping forward awkwardly, hands politely down over his crotch as he shuffles about the wedding suite looking awkward and uncomfortable about this whole thing.
He may be talking to one of his new roomies, or he may just be mumbling to himself as he tries to take this all in, but either way his thoughts are being voiced aloud when he says: ]
Surely... this must be some sort of nightmare I can wake up from.
II. RING TROUBLE
[ The boy has gotten himself a nice tux at this point, and while there's something a little awkward about that as well, it's better than what he was stuck with at first. The bad news for him is that he was shuffled on stage with someone and overly ceremoniously forced into marriage.
Who is his new bride or groom? Well, that part doesn't really matter. It doesn't change the fact that right now the ring that has been foisted onto him may have some glitches in its programming. The damned thing has him rapidly sliding across the ground, all despite his best attempts to dig his heels into the carpet while holding onto his wrist as if he can yank his own arm back down to his side. Sliding directly at someone, in fact, as his ring has decided to magnetize itself to that person. ]
Quickly! Move left!
[ His instructions to dodge won't help, but damn if he isn't trying for the sake of the other person he's about to crash into arm first. ]
III. THIS ISN'T A COOKING SHOW?
[ As the contestants around him begin to scramble about, grabbing increasingly alarming looking sex toys he's never seen before in his life, Zuo Le's scaley tail starts whipping up a nervous frenzy behind him. Even while the rest of him stays rooted in spot. ]
I misunderstood the premise of this show.
[ Boy would Yu be upset to hear how this kitchen is being used. ]
IV. BEAK GAMES
[ He yanks the blindfold off of himself the minute he's able, dashing towards the door seconds before it's slammed shut in his face. A few futile attempts to rattle the door handle uselessly later, Zuo Le steps back and takes stock of the room. ]
If we work together we may be able to break it down.
[ The door or the whole room? He doesn't clarify, but it's clear he's choosing the option of violence over the easier way of getting out.
Let him tire himself out first with this route before he revisits the other option. ]
((OOC. I'm open to m/any for Zuo Le! Though as a note for people with age limits the character is only 19. For any thread that does go in a spicy direction, the answer to is the snake boy built like that? The answer is yes. There are two.))
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[ And Alhaitham’s response is much… less. The speed with which he pulls of the blindfold is much slower, in no rush to face the conundrum they’ve found themselves in. When he does pull off the blindfold, it was to the impressive sight of Zuo Le’s rather simple-minded attempt to escape.
Alhaitham does not pitch in to help. Certainly doesn’t volunteer to work with him to break the door down. It’s an exercise in futility.
His arms cross lazily over his chest, watching the other expend his energy for a moment longer before. ]
You must be new here.
[ Alhaitham says as he pulls out a book, fully ready to occupy himself while Zuo Le… does whatever. ]
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Even as he turns to face him full, he still gives another couple of impotent tugs to the door that go nowhere, proving Alhaitham's choice the correct one.
The guy isn't wrong to assume that, but damn... ]
Does this happen so often that you're this resigned to it?
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[ Their captors, producers, staff — whatever are passionately creative as most mad minds are. This is not a shocking occurrence to Alhaitham anymore. The most shocking turn of events had perhaps been a suburban life where he had a husband and multiple jobs. Objectively, being locked in a cube for some inappropriate game show is mostly unsurprising.
As regularly noncompliant as Alhaitham is, he’s familiar with how foolproof most of these circumstances are. He knows Zuo Le is not the first to try the cube’s door. Likely stronger men have already attempted. ]
If you could easily escape, there’d be an additional layer to this game. Brute force isn’t often the answer.
[ He nods at the door Zuo Le is trying to wrestle into submission. Not working. They never fail to leave aphrodisiacs out of the plan if there was any doubt. Sometimes just because.
Anyway, he supposes that confirms as much. New.]
Alhaitham, by the way.
iii. poor zuo le
He hops down off the preparation bench and reaches out to pat Zuo Le's shoulder, hopefully more comforting than patronizing. ]
Do you want me to ask if we can switch roles? [ Kanae might be a bottom, but he definitely seems like the more experienced between them, or if nothing else he seems like he's more adjusted to the resort. ] If you want to be the, uh... you know. If you want me to be the "chef" instead they might let us.
Dunks on him (lovingly) any chance I get
Honestly, it's such a kind suggestion on Kanae's part, and the way Zuo Le's face goes bright red while the tail somehow manages to flit about with even more frantic energy as his shoulders tense up under that comforting pat. His voice is also a flurry of frantic energy as he rapidly spits out a reply to that suggestion. ]
We can keep the arrangements as they are!
[ With Kanae taking the brunt of what Zuo Le assumes will be the embarrassment in this. He does have a moment of hesitation where he wonders if it wouldn't be more fair of him not to toss this other man under the bus--
But no... He seems okay with it, right? He seems to know what this game is, so he's okay with it, and it's fine for Zuo Le to reject the offer... right?
God, the internal struggle is written all over his face, even if Kanae might now the specifics of it. ]
What--
[ He has to clear his throat here as his voice cracks slightly. ]
What sort of things do you prefer?
[ He's kind of got to take whatever is left at this point, but surely he can find something that's the least amount of objectionable to Kanae. ]
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while trying to digest what he's just heard, he stares warily at some of the 'ingredients' that the contestants are suddenly rushing for... he sheng knows that if they're slow, they might end up with something that neither will want. is it embarrassing that he has to shove some other desperate looking guys out of the way just so he can get his hand on something that seems... the least offensive? he's not the one looking to get off with his teammate in this round of the competition, he just wants to get out of here as fast as possible.
so he settles on a tube of some kind, translucent and made of some kind of soft material that squishes in his clenched fist as he snatches it away from someone else. open holes on both ends with the oddest looking ridges and bumps and nubs lining the inside seem like the most interesting feature. how stretchy is it on each end? who knows. maybe enough for Two. ]
... do you think we stand a chance?
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In theory, because Zuo Le isn't entirely certain this whole affair isn't all the more awkward because he's in this competition with a friend rather than a stranger. The pros are he can trust that He Sheng won't do anything that puts him in danger here.
The con is that it's going to be very hard to look him in the eyes after this. Though he has to admire He Sheng's ability to act much quicker than his own in this case. What he brings back certainly looks less intimidating than what some other people have nabbed, though the sight of it has Zuo Le's already pink face turning a dark shade of red as he starts to take educated guesses as to how it works. ]
I...
[ He has to tear his eyes away from the toy, but looking at He Sheng's face in this circumstance seems even harder, so he eventually settles on staring up at the ceiling and trying not to combust on the spot. ]
I have no idea. I've never considered a scenario like this before in my life.
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as he stands there, unable to take his eyes off of the toy that they're required to use in order to get through this round, he sheng grimaces as he can at least hear other teams trying to utilize theirs effectively. others are grumbling, moaning (in frustration), and everything in between. he sheng and zuo le should be so lucky to have something very straightforward. right?
but once he does regain his composure so that he can have the strength to look up at his partner, he sheng immediately regrets it as his own cheeks turn an equally bright red. ]
Neither have I. But being confronted with it... no, it's still wild to even think about it.
[ back to the toy. he exhales slowly, tilting his head slightly down. ]
What would happen if we don't participate...?
III
[While they originally hadn't been paired together, Nefer's approach signals to Zuo Le's partner some shake up is about to happen. They look over to the judges, and even that gaggle of birdbrains aren't sure how to handle it.
The woman with the long legs and piercing eyes looks like she's making her way toward Zuo Le. That is until she passes him, and speaks with his partner who looked oh-so-ready to be gobbled up before the young man fumbled the dash toward the tools. Gently she speaks to Zuo Le's poor, neglected teammate. "I'll let you pick two favorites," she offers with surprising generosity and softness in her voice. Luxurious and tempting like crushed velvet.
What was once Zuo Le's partner takes her up on the offer. The judges seem to be smiling now. This topsy-turvey twist up is something they haven't had before, so it'll make for great drama. The person that Zuo Le let down quickly swipes a pair of nipple clamps and a vibe before taking off to match up with what was once Nefer's partner. Though with the overwhelming bounty of options in Nefer's basket of toys, that partner seems a little disappointed despite being unable to argue about it.
Once the switch is official, the woman slinks up behind Zuo Le. Finally addressing him once more. This time her voice comes out low, and dark. Heavy and raspy with the implication of what is to happen next.]
Ready to get upon the table?
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He hadn't been prepared for any part of this particularly competition, which really shows with how he stood there slack-jawed while everyone else managed to at least get a little vibe or a fleshlight, but he certainly hadn't been prepared for a partner swap that seems designed to put him on his backfoot.
While he could, and possibly should, step in to stop whatever deal Nefer is making here, Zuo Le is so turned around by all of this that he just watches it all happen in a sort of confused daze. One that he only starts to snap out of when Nefer makes her way back over to him to ask him that second question, his face lighting up like a Christmas tree. ]
What?
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It's a type of power she holds over people that will never get old.
Soft lips brush against the tips of his elongated ears while Nefers breath hits warm against his skin.]
The correct answer is, "yes, chef".