TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
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▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
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He shouldn't judge. He gets this way when he sees people skinning animals.]
Sure. But if the House is letting us buy these, then they aren't contraband. That makes them valuable.
[He picks up the sword he was looking at - it's his first time ever holding one, but at least it's intuitive. He's holding it up to the light, trying to see whatever flaws Henry is seeing.]
We could probably reforge this, fix whatever's wrong with it. Then you won't have to hide it, you'll just have a sword to carry around. Might be able to sell some to other people, too.
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He snorts faintly, shaking his head. ]
Think of how valuable they would be if they were made right.
[ He almost seems to wince as his gaze follows that sword up into the light. Unfortunately, Dodger is yet again correct, and this is the best opportunity he's had for getting his hands on a weapon. He honestly tried to fight the fish thing in the garages with a broom... ]
If you're planning on getting that one, let me fix it.
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Like I'd trust the blacksmith here to make it any better for me.
[He spins the grip in his hand a few times, considering the sword. Still no idea what he's supposed to be looking for in it, but he's sure Henry can make something decent out of it. Maybe even great.]
I'll buy it, you fix it, and we can go test it out in the dungeons. Maybe we can tag-team some of the monsters while we're at it.
[He's apparently not actually asking for Henry's input, because he's already heading over to buy this thing. Honestly, he's just glad that if he has to be stuck at the Eternal Renn Faire, he gets to wander around next to someone who vaguely knows what's happening.]
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You'll be the envy of the resort when I'm done with you.
[ He returns, far more flirtaciously than he normally would be in such a public space. Dodger has a weird effect on him, go figure.
Even if his input isn't wanted, he'd agree anyway. He's not certain Dodger has experience adventuring, but he's very sure those fire powers will keep him plenty safe. And he wants to fix these weapons. In fact, he's lingering behind to pick one up for himself. And maybe some to sell... though he isn't exactly rich. Maybe he should just offer the service for already purchased blades. ]
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And sure, he isn't rich either, but he doesn't spend his money on much besides the bare necessities.]
Pick one out, I'll get it for you. We can get some more to sell later.
[That seems like a better plan than lugging around merchandise before they've even gone on their adventure, at least. He knows exactly enough about the tropes at play here to figure they're going to want space in their rucksacks for actual loot.]
You're gonna have to show me how to use it, too... I only really know what I'm doing with one type of sword.
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You're sure? [ he doesn't consider the weapons too hard, since he plans on reforging it, but picks up one that at least looks more acceptable than some of the others.
He snorts at the euphemism, shaking his head as he approaches with his choice. ] Yeah, I'll say. Don't worry, I'll teach you some basics.
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Dodger tips his head when Henry brings his new sword over, scanning it with the same level of interest as his own. Still trying to see if he can spot what makes a sword good. But he can't, so he just moves on and pays for them both.]
So, what do we need to work on these? I can melt them, but I usually just shape things with my hands.
[And, you know, there's no way to get a sharp edge doing that. But he's never been around metalworking equipment of any sort, so he's fully relying on Henry to take the lead here.]
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He gives a small laugh once Dodger returns from buying them, ducking his head down in thanks. ]
I definitely don't just use my hands. Preferably we'd have an anvil, a hammer, some tongs. [ He inspects their new purchases again, unable to help the little curl of his lip. Seriously, the work is sloppy. ] Usually you temper the metal as well, once you've formed it into the shape you like. I'm not sure how that works when the flame comes from ... you.
[ Probably the same though... Probably. ]
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[Not that he's made use of the included sex toys a single time since coming here. For being the way that he is, Dodger is fairly vanilla.
He pauses to think a little harder.]
I think I can temper it, too. Just might need some instruction on how hot to get things, but... you don't know what Fahrenheit degrees are, do you.
[While they talk, he's idly playing with the tip of his new sword, bending the metal mindlessly into a sort of ribbon shape with all the ease of a human bending paper. He doesn't need to be careful, so it's his new fidget toy for a while.]
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[ Still very, very weird to him. And he has only been there the one time before. Surely they would be none the wiser if they didn't use the scenery for only fucking? Henry is not actually sure he wants to know the answer.
Half of his mouth curls up into a smirk as he shakes his head. ] Not a clue, sorry. It should be easy to tell you how — [ He stops as he catches Dodger just toying with a whole ass sword like it's nothing. ] Jesus, Dodger, how strong are you?
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Pretty strong.
[He could probably give exact numbers, but he's sure measurements have changed over the years, so he's casting his mind around for a specific object to quantify it with.]
I could probably lift a horse with one hand. Maybe a couple if you could stack them.
[Horses are heavy, right? He's never been up close with one, they freak him out.]
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He isn't sure right now if he's freaked out or impressed. Both, probably. He shakes his head. ]
And somehow you don't break everything you touch. Noted.
[ With strength like that, plus the fire, he's not certain the man even needs a sword. But he'll still give him a few pointers on it. ]
Anyway, Fahrenheit or whatever aside, the color of the metal is a good indicator, too. I'm sure you'll catch on well enough.
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Sounds easier than cooking, at least.
[He could probably get the hang of cooking if he put in the effort. But he's not going to. Other people can cook for him, and blacksmithing is cool and manly and worth learning.
Idly, he starts trying to straighten the sword back out. Probably weakening the metal even more and definitely putting himself in danger of cutting his fingers.]
So, Mating Season pod?
[Dodger hates socializing, so of course he'd pick the pod over trying to talk to the blacksmith.]
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He laughs a little at the cooking comment and shrugs. ] I guess it probably could be.
[ Like second nature to a smith, whereas cooking would be like that for someone like Janosh.
As for their current situation, Henry is the opposite and would prefer to just talk to the actual blacksmith. But with the glower he sends over the man's way, it may be safe to say that he's already tried that and gotten nowhere. With a sigh, he looks back at Dodger. ]
Mating Season pod it is. That bastard isn't going to listen to a word I've got to say.
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Can't imagine what you did to deserve it.
[There's a bit of sarcasm in his tone, if only because he knows how much of a pain in the ass he'd be if he was let loose in a motorcycle shop selling shitty bikes.]
Alright, let's head upstairs - hold on.
[He's straightened his sword... enough, that it can slot back into its scabbard with only a small awkward gap at the top. It's fine, although he probably doesn't want to leave it in there for too long in case the scabbard warps.]
There. How do you feel about holding hands while we walk?
[He's mostly teasing, but the flirting earlier tipped him off that he should re-check their boundaries.]
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[ So there!! Henry rolls his eyes a little and gives a shake of his head, but lets it go for now. Mainly because they're leaving. And also he's watching Dodger try to straighten that sword with mild exasperation. ]
I can straighten it out, don't worry too much.
[ He finally gives a half a smirk though in amusement, only to have it change to confusion again at the question. ] Why would I have any particular feelings about that? [ He feels something is lost in translation as usual. It's a chivalrous gesture or a greeting in some circumstances, but he doesn't immediately equate it to a flirtatious gesture... ] Little odd, I suppose. Why, do you need assistance?
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No, I- [He briefly considers making something up, but he's a terrible liar and feels like he owes Henry honesty.] It's a romantic thing. I guess friends do it, too, but mostly chicks.
[Putting it in words makes him feel a little weirder about it. If only because he's never explicitly categorized anything they've been doing as romantic, and he isn't sure he necessarily wants the commitment that tends to come with that. He likes Henry - really likes him - but relationships just feel... safer, when it's just sex with an optional friendship on top.]
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He does have a bit of panic at the mention of romantic, though. It's a pulse of anxiety, of guilt, of all sorts of things really that he just tries to breathe away.
There's also a tinge of guilt for dampening the flirtatious mood by being a man from the 15th century, so he focuses on that. ] Ah. Right, gone and ruined the moment now haven't I?
[ He holds out his hand just in case. It's the least he can do, he thinks ...? ]
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Nah. It's cute, when you're being clueless.
[And it feels nice, knowing that Henry is willing to hold his hand with the full knowledge of what it means to him. It puts an easy smile on his face, while he leads Henry off to the elevators.]
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Cute is not the word I'd use for it I think.
[ He grins and shakes his head as he follows to the elevators. He hates those things, by the way, but at least he's getting more used to them. ]
Once I've learned my way about everything, you won't even know what to do with me.
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Then it's super hot how clueless you are, it gets me rock-hard.
[His eyes are lit up with mischief - yes, they have a mission, so he isn't necessarily going to move past flirting, but making Henry blush is worth going off-script.]
And trust me, I can keep giving you new things to work with. I'll just have to tell you about time travel, and chemistry, and motorcycles, and sniper rifles. And if you figure all that out, I'll introduce you to my friend Viktor. I'm sure he'll be able to really stump you.
[He's not afraid to admit Viktor is smarter than him - because he is, and it's a lot of why Dodger likes him. He's not used to someone being clearly smarter than him without being a dick about it.]
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Of course it does.
[ the answer is mumbled, and he's shaking his head at that suddenly terrifying list of things that Dodger is listing off. But the mention of Viktor does get him to look back at the other man again, eyebrows lifted. ]
You're friends with Viktor? I spoke to him. Well, sort of. On the watches, anyway. I offered to help him out with some work if he needed it. [ Anything to feel normal, even if Viktor is not from a very similar place at all. ] He seemed quite admirable.
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Yeah, he's the first person I met here, back in July. Showed me how to get into the service halls behind the rooms. He's great.
[There's a warmth in Dodger's voice that he reserves for very few people - Henry is one of them, as is Viktor. He can probably count the amount of people he trusts here on one hand, but he cares very deeply for those chosen few.]
Actually, I've got him working on a project for me. So if it works out, I might ask you to help me test it.
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He does seem a useful man to know.
[ He nods in agreement, glancing back at Dodger with some veiled curiosity over that change in his tone.
Of course then that curiosity turns to something else. ]
You want me to help you test it? Dare I ask what it's all about?
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It's a potion, trying to standardize the effects from a flower a mutual friend found. The details don't really matter, but... if it works right, you should be able to fuck me. Without me... panicking.
[Henry's been respectful, so he hasn't seen the way Dodger freezes and locks up when someone so much as touches his ass. But this has been something on his mind since he started feeling more serious about both Esikko and Henry - the urge to patch over his issues, find a way to dull the fear response so he can just get fucked the way he wants, and not worry about burning his partners.
Or at least, burning them significantly less.]
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