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TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.

During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.

We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET

A ROOKERY COMES SPRAWLING

A CHARMING MARKET ► The Rookery floods the main lobby and begins construction on the eve of November 15th. This wandering group of merchants has decided to set up shop! From November 15th through January 1st, the Rookery will be operating a marketplace on the ground floor of the Golden Peacock. This marketplace operates at all hours and does not close.

► This once luxurious lobby has transformed into a rustic market. Wooden shops line the walls where eager merchants promote their wares. These little stores are stocked with handcrafted goods, specialty products, and artisanal treats. Unlike general Golden Peacock establishments, shops in the marketplace are willing to haggle and trade.

► Not all of these booths are occupied. Guests interested in selling their crafts or services are welcome to open up shop. The merchants of the Rookery will also hire resort guests looking for work.

CEDAR AND PINE ► This simple marketplace embraces small town charm. The scents of wood and pine meld with freshly baked bread and leather. The echo of a blacksmith striking metal resounds through chatter and laughter. Shopkeepers call and wave from their booths to lure in potential customers.

► Weather simulation has been introduced to the first floor. Snow falls from an artificial sky dotted with lights. This snow looks, feels, and tastes like the real thing. The temperature correspondingly drops to a brisk chill, so bundle up!

► Merchants decorate their shops with winding ribbons, baubles, and bells at the beginning of December. A massive pine tree graces the central square and patrons are invited to decorate it with sparkling ornaments.

Rumor of a gifting tradition spreads, with merchants jumping on board to offer gift wrap with every sale. If you don't give someone you care about a thoughtful present then you must not really like them at all!

SPECIALTY SHOPS

LIMITED TIME WARES

PREPARE FOR DUNGONEERING ► One of the biggest stores in the marketplace is the armorer's shop. It isn't safe to go adventuring in an unexplored dungeon without protection! Come one, come all. The best armor in town is here. The marketeers in the armorer's shop swear their supplies are the best in the business. Well-crafted! Quality materials! Enchanted to ward off the elements!

All available armor is extremely slutty. Every piece has been styled to emphasize the wearer's assets and barely covers anything. Tight, sexy, and functional. Isn't it a win/win for all? Let those tits battle and breathe!

► Guests that follow the sound of clanging metal will find the blacksmith. The front of the shop offers a basic selection of knives, swords, and shields for purchase. While the quality of these weapons is mediocre at best, guests may not want to pass up the opportunity to purchase a weapon while the house is allowing it.

Weapon aficionados may meet with the blacksmith to discuss enhancing the current selection. Special materials can be found in dungeon chests or collected from monsters to improve weapon quality. Guests willing to collect these materials and have the chips to spare can commission superior products.

► Several leather shops are competing for business. One specializes in enchanted leather pouches, another focuses on offering high quality boots. Leather journals make beautiful gifts. What lasts longer than leather clothing? Nothing! Or how about a leather hair accessory for that person with long, flowing locks?

Those browsing through these many leather shops best keep their wits about them. Not all of them are selling real leather! Some greedy merchants are trying to pass off plastic junk as the real thing. A few bold charlatans willing to lie about enchantments to customers that appear uneducated about magic. Do your best to not get swindled!

DRIED AND BAKED SUNDRIES ► The dried goods shop is the most popular amongst adventurers. Those preparing to head down into the dungeon can't leave without supplies, after all! One can find a broad selection of jellies, jams, preserves, cheese, jerky, nuts, and seeds. While they aren't the tastiest, they'll survive for several days in a backpack, which is exactly what every adventurer needs!

► The universe-renowned baking mogul, Mama Brot, has opened a shop selling her famous pretzels. These soft pretzels, nicknamed breastzels, come in both sweet and savory variations. They are deliciously plush and melt in the mouth. It's said that one bite of one of her pillowy breastzels will send you straight to heaven. Dessert and bread connoisseurs cannot miss out!

Guests eager to get their hands on some of Mama Brot's breastzels have their work cut out for them. The shops restocks with fresh breastzels every morning, but the line to purchase starts queuing two hours beforehand. Supply runs out quickly every time Mama Brot decides to whip up a new batch. Good luck!

► Small bakeries peppering throughout the marketplace kick off December with a flurry of decorated cookies. Guests will find cookies and biscuits cut into different shapes, painted with icing, smeared with jam, and drizzled with chocolate. Hot chocolate booths also pop up, their baristas encouraging guests to gather and enjoy the snow by the center market tree with a cozy drink.

JOBS & QUESTS

A MAKESHIFT TAVERN

CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS: A SLAYER QUEST AWAITS!
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!

The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.

Yaaassss sLay all day!

JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!

I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.

Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!

JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!

I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!

You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!

JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!

Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.

Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!

JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!

If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.

You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

PULL UP A CHAIR ► As a watering hole for adventurers looking for a place to kick back and relax with a hot beer, the tavern is a hot spot at all hours. Crude and sticky, there's never a dull moment at this establishment! Fights break out every night, drinking competitions are the norm, and it's the best place to gather information.

The tavern doubles as an inn, offering a dozen rooms above the bar for adventurers to cool their heels. A night's stay is relatively cheap and costs only a handful of chips.

► Guests can pick up jobs and quests from the tavern's request board. Postings vary in difficulty and payout. Anyone is welcome to pick them up and they can be completed for as long as the dungeon is active.

► Jobs and quests can be completed through the dungeon prompts below. They may be done multiple times. These job posters need a lot of supply!

► Guests can also list their own jobs and quests to the tavern's request board. While the board is typically meant to attract adventurers for hire, guests can advertise their own services this way. The bartender really doesn't care what goes up. She's too busy breasting boobily behind the counter in a corset that hikes her cleavage against her throat.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT

GOOD LUCK, NEW ARRIVALS

A TRENDY RENOVATION ► Low rank guests will be delighted to find that the basement has been completely renovated! Basement and maintenance floors have been converted into a realistic dungeon complete with gray stone, torchlight, and the echo of crawling monsters. Low rank suites have been temporarily adjusted to match the aesthetic.

► The communal bathroom has also been styled into a medieval latrine. Low rank guests can now enjoy bonding together over a communal trench and chamber pots. A helpful sign has been posted on the door advising guests to be wary of slimes coming up through the piping.

► Low rank guests that aren't happy with their living arrangements can check out the rooms above the tavern. They need only chat with the bartender and pay a fee for each night they wish to stay. It's up to them whether or not they think a dungeon filled with monsters or a raucous tavern is better for their beauty sleep.

NEW ARRIVALS ► New arrivals find themselves waking in various locations throughout the dungeon. Unlike low rank guests who have dungeon suites, new arrivals wake randomly in the upper and lower levels of the dungeon. Anywhere is fair game.

► New arrivals are considered dungeon monsters. In fact, wildcards are the number one hunted monster for the extremely popular sLaying quest! They'll have to keep on their toes if they don't want to be sexily sLayed.

► Stepping away from resort standard, wildcards wake dressed to embody their role as an erotic dungeon monster. The house knows that its guests have eclectic tastes, so monster costumes range from skimpy strategically placed furs to full body suits.

► What are dungeon monsters without drops? Wildcards will also wake with a pouch of valuables for adventurers to collect. These items can vary from useful ores, gemstones, and chip vouchers to random items like condoms, vegetables, and shiny rocks.

UPPER DUNGEON

START THE DESCENT

FLOOR 1 Heading down the stairs from the marketplace leads to the first floor of the dungeon. This is where all low rank suites have been condensed. Corridors are generally dry and well lit, with twisting ivy and torches lining the walls. Some guests say that it’s an improvement over the previously dreary, dirty basement.

Only a handful of monsters are brave enough to come close to the surface. The ones that do have low IQs and are easily defeated.

► Barrels, crates, and chests can be found in corners and intersections. Low value materials, like perishables and basic clothing, can be found inside. This may or may not include the personal items of low rank guests misplaced during renovations. Whoops!

Watch out! Mimic chests love to hide amongst these crates. Opened mimic chests chase nearby guests, desperate to thrust their slimy tongues into any reachable orifice. They’re also quite dumb, happily repopulating areas where other mimics have been beaten. It isn’t uncommon to find a new one where an old one had been just yesterday!

► Sprigs of mistletoe grow over doors and dangle from the ceiling. Nothing happens when someone passes alone. The enchantment is only triggered when two or more people intersect. Those who cross under the mistletoe may find themselves unable to leave its proximity. As if an invisible bubble has appeared, attempts to leave will be rebuffed.

The mistletoe enchantment can only be broken by kissing. Some mistletoe may be satisfied with a brief kiss while others may require its victims to use tongue. Get ready for some smooching!

FLOOR 2 Multiple stairways across the first floor lead down to the second. As guests head down, they will find the temperature dropping and light dimming. The stairwell opens up to a reveal crumbling archways, staggered levels of ruins, and rich moss blanketing over stone.

This dungeon floor has several gaps between ruins and multiple pockets of open space. Old wooden bridges creak in the wind. Leaves flick across, carried on steady breeze. Treasure chests and harpy-like monsters can be found throughout the ruins.

► Adventurers need to cross multiple bridges to make it to the next portion of the dungeon. However, they will find that they cannot cross these bridges alone. All bridges in this area vanish the moment someone steps out solo. Luckily, falls to the ground are cushioned by a thick blanket of moss.

Adventurers must step forward together, hand-in-hand, in order to cross. Guests that stop holding hands while crossing, hesitate, or mistrust one another will find the bridge vanishing from beneath their feet.

► Wind speeds spike dangerously at random intervals and send the floor into sub-freezing temperatures. During these times, it is advised that adventurers take cover, because they might end up blown away. There are sporadic abandoned campsites in caves and alcoves where guests can wait out the wind.

These campsites serendipitously offer a cozy bedroll. One cozy bedroll. With howling winds knocking out torchlight, the only way to keep warm is to cuddle up and share body heat. Oddly enough, the furious winds only calm down after adventurers snuggle. Weird!

FLOOR 3 Lush vegetation dominates the third floor. Pathways are challenging to follow beneath overgrown flora. Ancient trees twist between crumbling pillars. This dungeon forest is teeming with sexy floral monsters that blend with the brush and provoke adventurers with sensual whispers. Isn’t it amazing how accurate they are in pinpointing your kinks?

Monsters on this floor love to tease and fondle guests passing through. Adventurers cutting through the forest may end up groped by branches, leaves, and flowers. Or more! These floral monsters can get very handsy.

► Treasure chests can be found throughout the dungeon forest. The floral monsters will try to protect them, but none of the monsters in this area are particularly strong. Wood nymphs seduce guests away from chests and vines will lash out to slap their hands. Chests on this floor are valuable, offering high-quality potions like elixirs and panaceas.

Not all potions are good. Some bottles are decoys that cause unwanted effects. The three most common decoys are love potions, hatemance potions, and flora potions.

LOVE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the person who drinks it fall in love with the first person they see.

HATEMANCE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the first person who drinks it fall into hate, coupled with passionate sexual desire, for the first person they see.

FLORA POTION: Liquefied chlorophyll designed to temporarily transform anyone who drinks it into a sexy monster. Monster need not be plant-based.

► An invasive species, the dongle flower, can be found in large number in the center of the forest. This flower’s fleshy petals phallically cone into one another and stand erect from a small cluster of leaves at its base. This flower is mostly known for its milk, which can be collected by pumping its petals. Those unfamiliar with this breed of flora may mistake it for a human penis, but closer investigation will confirm that it is indeed a plant.

Getting to close to the dongle flower comes with risks. This flower is notorious for ejaculating its milk when stimulated. Dongle flowers in close proximity may trigger one another and cause a chain of milk ejaculations. Dongle flower milk has analeptic properties that heighten virility, sensitivity, and sex drive. The more milk, the more potent.

LOWER DUNGEON

HALFWAY DOWN

FLOOR 4 A slope leads the way down to the fourth floor. Adventurers must be careful with their footing to avoid taking a spill because the path is steep and uneven. Why are these stones sticking up so much, anyway?!

Guests not watching their step may end up triggering a trap. After a trick stone sinks beneath their weight, a rumble echoes throughout the dungeon. This echo the ominous prelude to a giant boulder crashing down and rolling after them! (There is a nipple painted on the boulder.)

Those that don’t want to get squashed by the boulder may have to throw themselves off the ledge. Depending on where they decide to jump ship, they will end up in a different chamber designed to test their mettle.

► CHAMBER ONE: An unfurnished room with no windows or doors. This chamber is deep, making it difficult to try and scale the walls back up to the path. Lone adventurers will end up stuck until someone else joins them, because the trap will not trigger until two or more guests are inside.

Once at least two guests are trapped, spikes spring from two opposing walls. They slowly begin to close in and a booming voice declares: BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE OR DIE!

The floor will give way for guests that comply. Those that do not and cannot get out of the room on their own will be spiked. They may escape with injuries or die. If the latter, they will revive in the Broken Wing clinic.

► CHAMBER TWO: This chamber is divided into multiple parallel rooms. These rooms are designed to facilitate a specific kink between the guests trapped inside. They might be furnished with toys or vacant with only a gloryhole in a partition. Regardless, every room has a door locked shut with a bulky padlock.

After two guests have entered a booming voice declares: EXPLORE KINK OR REMAIN TRAPPED FOREVER!

Padlocks will drop and doors will open for guests that comply. Those that do not are doomed to be trapped forever… or figure a way out through demolition. That disembodied voice is going to be really salty when adventurers realize that last option exists.

FLOOR 5 Water commands the fifth floor. Adventurers must tread through dark and damp tunnels that lead into flooded chambers. Pools and rivers run throughout, with some areas reaching depths of 50 feet. Treasure chests are submerged but are worth the effort, offering ores, metals, and rare stones that can be used to enhance weapons with the blacksmith.

Reverse mermaids live in these waters. They enjoy swimming alongside adventurers and spreading their legs to show off how good they are for fucking.

► Slimes ooze along the ceiling and plop into the water. They float along like jellyfish, but will direct themselves toward adventurers they sense nearby. Slimes vary in size and color, though the majority are small enough to cup between two hands. The mother slime, a giant slime hidden deep in the depths, occasionally appears to absorb adventurers into her gelatinous body.

Small and deceptively cute, these little monsters are attracted to adventurers and eager to ooze all over them. Different colored slimes and their secretions cause various physical reactions. Slimes can be mixed to create combination effects.

CLEAR SLIME: Clear slime is an aphrodisiac that can also be used as a lubricant.

PINK SLIME: Pink slime amplifies shyness and embarrassment.

PURPLE SLIME: Purple slime triggers sexual aggression and sadistic tendencies.

YELLOW SLIME: Yellow slime may enhance dominate or submissive inclinations.

MOTHER SLIME: Secretions from the mother slime trigger a breeding rut/heat. The more contact one has with the mother slime, the more intense the rut/heat.

► The water in this dungeon has unique properties. Adventurers that soak for long periods of time may find their skin clearing up, their hair becoming shinier, and their features becoming dewy and radiant. This water is imbued with beauty magic that intensifies the sexiness of those who drink or bathe in it. Everything they do, even sneezing or scratching an itch, will be tinted in a pink glow of attractive glamor.

Guests that soak for too long run the risk of becoming powerfully distracting. Beauty can be bewitching, so take care to not charm other adventurers into becoming obsessed admirers, lest you become an unwitting Helen of Troy!

Drinking the water comes with an additional potential side effect. The drinker's voice has a 25% chance of becoming hypnotic. They may be able to entrance others or cause them to orgasm through dirty talk alone.

FLOOR 6 Drying off won't be a problem after getting down to the sixth floor! The temperature jumps to a sweltering degree and light glints off silvery glass. Orange and red flicker and dance. Stepping into the yawning mouth of this massive floor reveals a giant pit of blazing fire beneath a twisting mirror maze.

Muscular minotaurs prowl, prepared to kidnap adventurers and whisk them away to their dens. This maze is also equipped with traps and enchantments designed to redirect guests back to the beginning entrance. Adventurers will need to use creativity and ingenuity to navigate this labyrinth while battling intense heat.

► Guests can take cover in small chambers at maze corridor intersections. These rooms are also sweltering but, happily enough, there are magical air conditioners available! Two plates on opposite sides of the room must simultaneously be stepped on in order to activate the ice enchantment.

Comfort comes with a price. Something strange happens when magic sparks: the adventurers standing on the activation plates have swapped bodies! They won't be able to switch back immediately, either, because the ice enchantment has a cool down period. Their options are to either wait it out or go find another room with an unused ice enchantment!

► Adventurers that successfully navigate their way through the maze will find a long corridor leading to a massive shining door. They've found the exit down to the treasure room where riches upon riches are waiting. Money, money, money!!

Guests that let their guard down while walking to the door may end up shot with an arrow! In classic dungeon fashion, holes in the wall open and launch arrows all the way down to the entrance of the treasure room.

Getting shot by an arrow will trigger lust at first sight! Forget about everything else and look at your fellow dungeon crawler. Aren't they so erotic? Don't you really want to fuck them right now and forget about all that treasure? Or perhaps they're still rocking around in your swapped body. Isn't it suddenly tempting to fuck yourself?

TREASURE ROOM

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T CURSED

FLOOR 7: THE BOTTOM FLOOR The final floor of the dungeon is a massive chamber glittering with precious gems, metals, and enchanted valuables. Piles and piles of gold coins are stacked as far as the eye can see. Treasure chests line the walls, overflowing with sparkling jewelry. Anyone that’s ever wanted to swim in piles of gold can finally make their dream come true.

Guests can take whatever they can carry. They have to make their way back up through the dungeon with it, so hopefully they came prepared!

► Brave adventurers that managed to come this far deserve worthwhile gains. Those who enter the treasure room are welcome to pick up special treasures from the following selection. None of these items are game breaking, so players can pick up multiple or mix and match.

ECHO STONE: A small stone that fits in the palm of a hand. When tapped, it sends out a soft pulse that outlines nearby exits, hidden passages, or alternate routes in shimmering light.

EARRINGS OF FATE: A matching pair of diamond studs. If shared between two people, the wearers can sense each others’ location all times.

CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY: Shimmering silver fabric as smooth as water. Wearing this cloak grants invisibility.

THONG OF BRONZE: A bronze thong. Wearing this thong increases power, endurance, and speed, but only when worn alone.

RING OF PROTECTION: A simple gold ring enchanted to protect the wearer. While this is useful during battle, it also can act as birth control and prevent sharing diseases.

CLICK LOCK LOCKET: A simple golden heart-shaped locket. The wearer can open the locket and give themselves temporary body modifications for up to two hours at a time.

MECHANICAL MOUSE: A mechanical mouse that registers its master with a drop of blood. A little friend that can scout, transport small items, and fit into tiny spaces.

BRASS COMPASS: A small brass compass with delicate gears. It doesn’t point north. Instead, it points to the carrier's deepest desire or the object they seek the most.

FEATHER OF FLIGHT: A delicate feather that feels lighter than air itself. Grants the ability to fly for a short period but the user must have it in their possession and activate it. Works in bursts, such as allowing them to jump across wide gaps or avoid a deadly fall.

HAND OF LUCK: A small, silver broach shaped like a human hand, fingers outstretched in a gesture of good fortune. The hand grants increased luck to the user, influencing dice rolls, odds, or even the outcome of risky decisions. However, it only works once per day. When it activates it may make other things worse.

► An iridescent door glitters at the back of the treasure room. Written on an aged scroll pinned to the wall is an explanation that this door can send adventurers home. They will have abandon their companions for this opportunity, because one who uses the door must pass through alone. The scroll explains that the door will only work once within a span of several hours, making it impossible for anyone else to immediately use it. There is also the risk that it will never work again.

Of course, the door isn't really sending anyone back to their world. Guests that decide to take the leap will find themselves walking straight into their suite upstairs. The scroll didn't specify which home!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; anonymous; aphrodisiacs; BDSM dynamics; body swap; breeding kink; classic tropes; costumes; cum play; dubcon; death; enchantments; erotic plants; erotic monsters; entrapment; hypnotism; noncon; temperature play; traps; weapons; violence; voice kink

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ They may not be capable of superhuman powers, but Henry does hang out with some dangerous blokes (and ladies). Dodger is, maybe, a little bit like home. Only with more fucking involved.

He laughs a little at the cooking comment and shrugs. ] I guess it probably could be.

[ Like second nature to a smith, whereas cooking would be like that for someone like Janosh.

As for their current situation, Henry is the opposite and would prefer to just talk to the actual blacksmith. But with the glower he sends over the man's way, it may be safe to say that he's already tried that and gotten nowhere. With a sigh, he looks back at Dodger. ]

Mating Season pod it is. That bastard isn't going to listen to a word I've got to say.

[Dodger lets out a little snort of amusement.]

Can't imagine what you did to deserve it.

[There's a bit of sarcasm in his tone, if only because he knows how much of a pain in the ass he'd be if he was let loose in a motorcycle shop selling shitty bikes.]

Alright, let's head upstairs - hold on.

[He's straightened his sword... enough, that it can slot back into its scabbard with only a small awkward gap at the top. It's fine, although he probably doesn't want to leave it in there for too long in case the scabbard warps.]

There. How do you feel about holding hands while we walk?

[He's mostly teasing, but the flirting earlier tipped him off that he should re-check their boundaries.]

I did nothing! Pa would have talked to me the same way if I came up with such shoddy work.

[ So there!! Henry rolls his eyes a little and gives a shake of his head, but lets it go for now. Mainly because they're leaving. And also he's watching Dodger try to straighten that sword with mild exasperation. ]

I can straighten it out, don't worry too much.

[ He finally gives a half a smirk though in amusement, only to have it change to confusion again at the question. ] Why would I have any particular feelings about that? [ He feels something is lost in translation as usual. It's a chivalrous gesture or a greeting in some circumstances, but he doesn't immediately equate it to a flirtatious gesture... ] Little odd, I suppose. Why, do you need assistance?

[Dodger tips his head, a little bemused by Henry's answer. He keeps getting tripped up by cultural differences, but this has to be the strangest one - did people not hold hands in Bohemia? Did couples just walk next to each other with no physical contact? He can't even imagine it.]

No, I- [He briefly considers making something up, but he's a terrible liar and feels like he owes Henry honesty.] It's a romantic thing. I guess friends do it, too, but mostly chicks.

[Putting it in words makes him feel a little weirder about it. If only because he's never explicitly categorized anything they've been doing as romantic, and he isn't sure he necessarily wants the commitment that tends to come with that. He likes Henry - really likes him - but relationships just feel... safer, when it's just sex with an optional friendship on top.]

[ Henry looks confused a moment more, and then quite sheepish. At least he remembers that Dodger has used "chicks" to refer to the ladies before in his presence, otherwise they'd just start going around in a circle they'd never break.

He does have a bit of panic at the mention of romantic, though. It's a pulse of anxiety, of guilt, of all sorts of things really that he just tries to breathe away.

There's also a tinge of guilt for dampening the flirtatious mood by being a man from the 15th century, so he focuses on that. ] Ah. Right, gone and ruined the moment now haven't I?

[ He holds out his hand just in case. It's the least he can do, he thinks ...? ]

[Dodger's gaze flickers down to Henry's hand, and he wonders if this counts as an admission of wanting something romantic here. He certainly doesn't want to clarify that it isn't - again, he's a terrible liar. So there's hesitation, but he takes that hand and lifts it up to press his lips to Henry's knuckles, before readjusting to just hold it.]

Nah. It's cute, when you're being clueless.

[And it feels nice, knowing that Henry is willing to hold his hand with the full knowledge of what it means to him. It puts an easy smile on his face, while he leads Henry off to the elevators.]

[ Henry keeps his uncertainty to himself, laughs a little at that gesture. A kiss to the hand at least is very clear to him. Dodger really ought to stop having these moments where he's really sweet. It does remind him a bit of the sweet and salty Hans, which adds even more conflicting feelings into things, as if he wants to deal with any of that! ]

Cute is not the word I'd use for it I think.

[ He grins and shakes his head as he follows to the elevators. He hates those things, by the way, but at least he's getting more used to them. ]

Once I've learned my way about everything, you won't even know what to do with me.

[He lets out an amuse snort, and lowers his voice for Henry's benefit when his next tease comes.]

Then it's super hot how clueless you are, it gets me rock-hard.

[His eyes are lit up with mischief - yes, they have a mission, so he isn't necessarily going to move past flirting, but making Henry blush is worth going off-script.]

And trust me, I can keep giving you new things to work with. I'll just have to tell you about time travel, and chemistry, and motorcycles, and sniper rifles. And if you figure all that out, I'll introduce you to my friend Viktor. I'm sure he'll be able to really stump you.

[He's not afraid to admit Viktor is smarter than him - because he is, and it's a lot of why Dodger likes him. He's not used to someone being clearly smarter than him without being a dick about it.]

[ Henry doesn't have any free hands at the moment to put over his face, so he just turns it away from Dodger to hide any traitorous flush, no matter how small. He should have known, honestly. ]

Of course it does.

[ the answer is mumbled, and he's shaking his head at that suddenly terrifying list of things that Dodger is listing off. But the mention of Viktor does get him to look back at the other man again, eyebrows lifted. ]

You're friends with Viktor? I spoke to him. Well, sort of. On the watches, anyway. I offered to help him out with some work if he needed it. [ Anything to feel normal, even if Viktor is not from a very similar place at all. ] He seemed quite admirable.

[Dodger was already chuckling at Henry blushing, so there's a grin on his face when Henry mentions knowing Viktor and his eyes light up with fresh interest.]

Yeah, he's the first person I met here, back in July. Showed me how to get into the service halls behind the rooms. He's great.

[There's a warmth in Dodger's voice that he reserves for very few people - Henry is one of them, as is Viktor. He can probably count the amount of people he trusts here on one hand, but he cares very deeply for those chosen few.]

Actually, I've got him working on a project for me. So if it works out, I might ask you to help me test it.

[ If nothing else, Henry will take the change of subject. At the same time, he doesn't know why he's being so dumb about Dodger's advances, outside of the Catholic guilt thing. ]

He does seem a useful man to know.

[ He nods in agreement, glancing back at Dodger with some veiled curiosity over that change in his tone.

Of course then that curiosity turns to something else. ]

You want me to help you test it? Dare I ask what it's all about?

[Dodger tips his head one way and then the other, wavering a little bit on exactly how explicit he should be. But they've very much broken the seal on fucking each other, and this is probably a much easier ask than teaching Henry how to ride him.]

It's a potion, trying to standardize the effects from a flower a mutual friend found. The details don't really matter, but... if it works right, you should be able to fuck me. Without me... panicking.

[Henry's been respectful, so he hasn't seen the way Dodger freezes and locks up when someone so much as touches his ass. But this has been something on his mind since he started feeling more serious about both Esikko and Henry - the urge to patch over his issues, find a way to dull the fear response so he can just get fucked the way he wants, and not worry about burning his partners.

Or at least, burning them significantly less.]

A potion. [ He nods a little in some understanding. He and Viktor did briefly touch on alchemy, so it doesn't surprise him that the man knows his way around an apothecary.

But there comes the rest and he had a real suspicion that it had to do with sex. Not that that bothers him at this point. Henry knows better than to pry too deeply about why sex with another man would cause panic, so he just gives one more nod. Toxic masculinity is a hell of a drug on its own without whatever bothers Dodger about it. ]

I see. Something to calm the nerves, maybe? Could be a good idea. I wonder if Viktor would share any of his techniques. [ ... ] For the alchemy, I mean.

Something like that.

[Esikko had been lovedrunk when Dodger found him covered in this flower's pollen... enough that he'd been willing to sleep with Chobe, which was what tipped Dodger off to its potential. It does make him worried that he'd say something stupid, with Henry between his legs, but he can deal with that if and when it happens.

That first bit about techniques gets an amused snort from Dodger, but he nods to the rest.]

You're into alchemy too, huh? Seems like everyone I know is... have you met Esikko Bloemrose? He's good with plants, he'd be able to get you whatever ingredients you need.

[He feels a little antsy about introducing Henry and Esikko, but introducing Viktor and Esikko had gone well. He's sure they'd have a lot to talk about... more than anything, he's just embarrassed by the thought of Henry seeing how he acts around Esikko. Constantly checking on him, making sure he's fed and happy, gazing at him like he's God's gift to humanity.]

Well, I'll help if I can.

[ It's the least he can do, even if it's weird to say that about sex. But anyway, he huffs softly, waving a hand. ]

Only a little. For salves and tonics and the like. [ Poisons which Dodger does Not need to know ] Nothing grand.

I've not met anyone by that name, no. Why am I not surprised you know a whole armory of useful people around here?

[ He does make a note of Esikko's name though. Plants are indeed very useful. ]

[Poisons are a given for this sort of thing, as far as he's concerned. Dodger is more experienced with chemistry - and not particularly good at it - but he knows it's easier to make a poison than it is to make anything else.]

I like making deals, and so do useful people. If you need anything done, I can probably find someone for it.

[It's a lot of why he's still alive - being too useful to kill, because he can make whatever his boss wants happen.

Dodger pauses to open the elevators, and once the doors are closed behind them he leans over to steal a kiss.]

I can help you with the game, too. It's not too hard to figure out who's got what cards, and set you up with them.

[Which is only a few steps away from human trafficking, since it would likely involve either coercing them or paying them in some way, but Dodger doesn't really think of it that way.]

I'm already a little unsure why you do so much for me as it is.

[ He's let go of a fair amount of his suspicions but there are some, still. Not that it's been terrible having a connection to things, and someone so willing to explain things. It's just very rare that those kind of things come out of nothing, in Henry's experience.

Maybe stealing kisses is the payoff that Dodger wants though. Hell if he knows. ]

I guess I haven't been paying so much attention to the cards, if I'm being honest. I've been too busy figuring everything else out.

I like having someone around that wants to hear me talk.

[He thinks he's getting plenty out of this arrangement they have. Affection, trust, someone who enjoys his company and who he gets to watch experience new things. There are less well-meaning things too - he likes having someone semi-dependent on him, he likes knowing he can make some use out of this connection in his various deals, and that he'll now be able to make some friends by providing weapons for them. But those feel less important, and he feels like Henry's usefulness is becoming less of a concern every time he spends time with him.]

Doesn't have to be now, the offer's open. I got my necklace back from stacking up cards, and I'm working on getting Bloemrose out of the basement. You can use them to get a nicer room, if you want.

[He hasn't really bothered with ranking himself up - maybe he will later, but for now his room is fine for what it is. He only ever used his apartment back home to sleep or collect his notes, and that's all he needs his current room for.]

[ He chuckles. ] That not so common for you then?

[ Teasing aside, it still feels a little too good to be true, and he'll always feel guilty about spending time with any other guy when he should be saving Hans and maybe telling him how he feels before anything else bad can happen and take that away. Alas... there's so little he can do about any of that now. ]

I think the only item I wanted was my sword, but we've got that covered for now.

[ Assuming you can't get horses or dogs or kidnapped nobles back by playing the game, of course. As for his room, it's a real luxury as it is, as far as he's concerned. ]

Can you imagine if I was the King of Spades? I can't. [ He laughs again, shaking his head. But he takes Dodger's offers seriously, so he adds. ] Thank you, though. I'll remember.

[Dodger shakes his head, with a wry smile on his lips.]

Most people put up with me. Back home, and here. As long as I do what I'm told and get results, they let me stick around. You're... different.

[There are exceptions - a few people here seem to like him, and he did have a boyfriend back home who loved him. A boyfriend he already wasn't thinking about much when he first showed up, and he's been thinking about less and less over time. He probably would have broken up with Jason by now, if he had the ability to.

He takes a deep breath, and tucks his sword under his arm so he can fish out his cigarettes and light one.]

If you were King of Spades, I'd start sleeping over in your room all the time. I've seen the inside of a few of those suites, they're insane.

[He didn't have permission to be in those suites, but... that's not the point.]

I guess I'm just not that kind of person.

[ If he doesn't like someone, he's either going to go apeshit on them or he's just not going to waste his time at all. There are a lot of things about Dodger that he still wants to figure out, but he finds that he likes him genuinely.

He waves a hand. ] Ah, you're not so bad, really.

[ He shakes his head then, amused at the prospect of King Henry. ] I haven't seen them, but I imagine they're about ten times fancier than Capon's rooms back home.

Probably. They're... pretty much mini-resorts. You could live in there for a while without leaving, if you wanted to.

[It's the kind of opulence that Dodger would probably feel deeply uncomfortable with, if it was actually his. But sleeping around with someone in power has always appealed to him, and he doesn't mind boosting other people up so he can play out his fantasy.

He glances at the floor number on the elevator, and steals one more kiss before the doors open. This one is far more telegraphed, since he has to struggle for a moment to take his cigarette from his mouth first. Anything to avoid not holding hands, apparently.]

Trust me, I'm a lot worse than you think I am. But I'm glad you like me.

Think that might drive me crazy, actually.

[ Henry needs to be doing things. And getting fresh air. Or whatever the equivalent in this place full of fake environments is.

He doesn't say anything about Dodger's attempts not to let go of his hand, but there is a little amused quirk of his lips he's trying to hide against the kiss he's given. And yeah, maybe Dodger is a horrible person, but you could argue that Zizka and Hynek and the rest of the pack are too. Henry keeps really nice company, and he wouldn't have it any other way. ]

Maybe. But you've been good to me. That's enough for now.

You're gonna make me blush.

[It is genuinely warming his heart. The idea that him being kind to Henry makes it worth giving him a chance... well, it's all he really wants from anyone. And maybe that opinion will chance if Henry sees the real depths of Dodger's depravity, but Dodger will just have to make sure it's a slow trickle of information.]

Here, there should be a pod... down this way. You're gonna have to talk to them again - they listen better to the higher-ranked folks, and you know what we need to have in there.

[He's still willing to pay, just to even things out.]

[ Henry gives a sort of bashful smile at that, shaking his head again. ]

I'm just saying how it is.

[ That said, he sighs a little at the prospect of talking to the attendant about these weird little rooms again, but once they reach someone, he does sneak his hand free so he can explain to them everything he wants. A semi-outdoor setting, an anvil, plenty of tools. Actual ones, not sex toys.

If they ask though he definitely lies through his teeth and implies they're going to get real busy in there together. ]

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