TDM 12

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.

During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.

We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET

A ROOKERY COMES SPRAWLING

A CHARMING MARKET

► The Rookery floods the main lobby and begins construction on the eve of November 15th. This wandering group of merchants has decided to set up shop! From November 15th through January 1st, the Rookery will be operating a marketplace on the ground floor of the Golden Peacock. This marketplace operates at all hours and does not close.

► This once luxurious lobby has transformed into a rustic market. Wooden shops line the walls where eager merchants promote their wares. These little stores are stocked with handcrafted goods, specialty products, and artisanal treats. Unlike general Golden Peacock establishments, shops in the marketplace are willing to haggle and trade.

► Not all of these booths are occupied. Guests interested in selling their crafts or services are welcome to open up shop. The merchants of the Rookery will also hire resort guests looking for work.

CEDAR AND PINE

► This simple marketplace embraces small town charm. The scents of wood and pine meld with freshly baked bread and leather. The echo of a blacksmith striking metal resounds through chatter and laughter. Shopkeepers call and wave from their booths to lure in potential customers.

► Weather simulation has been introduced to the first floor. Snow falls from an artificial sky dotted with lights. This snow looks, feels, and tastes like the real thing. The temperature correspondingly drops to a brisk chill, so bundle up!

► Merchants decorate their shops with winding ribbons, baubles, and bells at the beginning of December. A massive pine tree graces the central square and patrons are invited to decorate it with sparkling ornaments.

Rumor of a gifting tradition spreads, with merchants jumping on board to offer gift wrap with every sale. If you don't give someone you care about a thoughtful present then you must not really like them at all!

SPECIALTY SHOPS

LIMITED TIME WARES

PREPARE FOR DUNGONEERING

► One of the biggest stores in the marketplace is the armorer's shop. It isn't safe to go adventuring in an unexplored dungeon without protection! Come one, come all. The best armor in town is here. The marketeers in the armorer's shop swear their supplies are the best in the business. Well-crafted! Quality materials! Enchanted to ward off the elements!

All available armor is extremely slutty. Every piece has been styled to emphasize the wearer's assets and barely covers anything. Tight, sexy, and functional. Isn't it a win/win for all? Let those tits battle and breathe!

► Guests that follow the sound of clanging metal will find the blacksmith. The front of the shop offers a basic selection of knives, swords, and shields for purchase. While the quality of these weapons is mediocre at best, guests may not want to pass up the opportunity to purchase a weapon while the house is allowing it.

Weapon aficionados may meet with the blacksmith to discuss enhancing the current selection. Special materials can be found in dungeon chests or collected from monsters to improve weapon quality. Guests willing to collect these materials and have the chips to spare can commission superior products.

► Several leather shops are competing for business. One specializes in enchanted leather pouches, another focuses on offering high quality boots. Leather journals make beautiful gifts. What lasts longer than leather clothing? Nothing! Or how about a leather hair accessory for that person with long, flowing locks?

Those browsing through these many leather shops best keep their wits about them. Not all of them are selling real leather! Some greedy merchants are trying to pass off plastic junk as the real thing. A few bold charlatans willing to lie about enchantments to customers that appear uneducated about magic. Do your best to not get swindled!

DRIED AND BAKED SUNDRIES

► The dried goods shop is the most popular amongst adventurers. Those preparing to head down into the dungeon can't leave without supplies, after all! One can find a broad selection of jellies, jams, preserves, cheese, jerky, nuts, and seeds. While they aren't the tastiest, they'll survive for several days in a backpack, which is exactly what every adventurer needs!

► The universe-renowned baking mogul, Mama Brot, has opened a shop selling her famous pretzels. These soft pretzels, nicknamed breastzels, come in both sweet and savory variations. They are deliciously plush and melt in the mouth. It's said that one bite of one of her pillowy breastzels will send you straight to heaven. Dessert and bread connoisseurs cannot miss out!

Guests eager to get their hands on some of Mama Brot's breastzels have their work cut out for them. The shops restocks with fresh breastzels every morning, but the line to purchase starts queuing two hours beforehand. Supply runs out quickly every time Mama Brot decides to whip up a new batch. Good luck!

► Small bakeries peppering throughout the marketplace kick off December with a flurry of decorated cookies. Guests will find cookies and biscuits cut into different shapes, painted with icing, smeared with jam, and drizzled with chocolate. Hot chocolate booths also pop up, their baristas encouraging guests to gather and enjoy the snow by the center market tree with a cozy drink.

JOBS & QUESTS

A MAKESHIFT TAVERN

CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS: A SLAYER QUEST AWAITS!
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!

The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.

Yaaassss sLay all day!

JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!

I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.

Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!

JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!

I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!

You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!

JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!

Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.

Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!

JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!

If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.

You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

PULL UP A CHAIR

► As a watering hole for adventurers looking for a place to kick back and relax with a hot beer, the tavern is a hot spot at all hours. Crude and sticky, there's never a dull moment at this establishment! Fights break out every night, drinking competitions are the norm, and it's the best place to gather information.

The tavern doubles as an inn, offering a dozen rooms above the bar for adventurers to cool their heels. A night's stay is relatively cheap and costs only a handful of chips.

► Guests can pick up jobs and quests from the tavern's request board. Postings vary in difficulty and payout. Anyone is welcome to pick them up and they can be completed for as long as the dungeon is active.

► Jobs and quests can be completed through the dungeon prompts below. They may be done multiple times. These job posters need a lot of supply!

► Guests can also list their own jobs and quests to the tavern's request board. While the board is typically meant to attract adventurers for hire, guests can advertise their own services this way. The bartender really doesn't care what goes up. She's too busy breasting boobily behind the counter in a corset that hikes her cleavage against her throat.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT

GOOD LUCK, NEW ARRIVALS

A TRENDY RENOVATION

► Low rank guests will be delighted to find that the basement has been completely renovated! Basement and maintenance floors have been converted into a realistic dungeon complete with gray stone, torchlight, and the echo of crawling monsters. Low rank suites have been temporarily adjusted to match the aesthetic.

► The communal bathroom has also been styled into a medieval latrine. Low rank guests can now enjoy bonding together over a communal trench and chamber pots. A helpful sign has been posted on the door advising guests to be wary of slimes coming up through the piping.

► Low rank guests that aren't happy with their living arrangements can check out the rooms above the tavern. They need only chat with the bartender and pay a fee for each night they wish to stay. It's up to them whether or not they think a dungeon filled with monsters or a raucous tavern is better for their beauty sleep.

NEW ARRIVALS

► New arrivals find themselves waking in various locations throughout the dungeon. Unlike low rank guests who have dungeon suites, new arrivals wake randomly in the upper and lower levels of the dungeon. Anywhere is fair game.

► New arrivals are considered dungeon monsters. In fact, wildcards are the number one hunted monster for the extremely popular sLaying quest! They'll have to keep on their toes if they don't want to be sexily sLayed.

► Stepping away from resort standard, wildcards wake dressed to embody their role as an erotic dungeon monster. The house knows that its guests have eclectic tastes, so monster costumes range from skimpy strategically placed furs to full body suits.

► What are dungeon monsters without drops? Wildcards will also wake with a pouch of valuables for adventurers to collect. These items can vary from useful ores, gemstones, and chip vouchers to random items like condoms, vegetables, and shiny rocks.

UPPER DUNGEON

START THE DESCENT

FLOOR 1

Heading down the stairs from the marketplace leads to the first floor of the dungeon. This is where all low rank suites have been condensed. Corridors are generally dry and well lit, with twisting ivy and torches lining the walls. Some guests say that it’s an improvement over the previously dreary, dirty basement.

Only a handful of monsters are brave enough to come close to the surface. The ones that do have low IQs and are easily defeated.

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► Barrels, crates, and chests can be found in corners and intersections. Low value materials, like perishables and basic clothing, can be found inside. This may or may not include the personal items of low rank guests misplaced during renovations. Whoops!

Watch out! Mimic chests love to hide amongst these crates. Opened mimic chests chase nearby guests, desperate to thrust their slimy tongues into any reachable orifice. They’re also quite dumb, happily repopulating areas where other mimics have been beaten. It isn’t uncommon to find a new one where an old one had been just yesterday!

► Sprigs of mistletoe grow over doors and dangle from the ceiling. Nothing happens when someone passes alone. The enchantment is only triggered when two or more people intersect. Those who cross under the mistletoe may find themselves unable to leave its proximity. As if an invisible bubble has appeared, attempts to leave will be rebuffed.

The mistletoe enchantment can only be broken by kissing. Some mistletoe may be satisfied with a brief kiss while others may require its victims to use tongue. Get ready for some smooching!

FLOOR 2

Multiple stairways across the first floor lead down to the second. As guests head down, they will find the temperature dropping and light dimming. The stairwell opens up to a reveal crumbling archways, staggered levels of ruins, and rich moss blanketing over stone.

This dungeon floor has several gaps between ruins and multiple pockets of open space. Old wooden bridges creak in the wind. Leaves flick across, carried on steady breeze. Treasure chests and harpy-like monsters can be found throughout the ruins.

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► Adventurers need to cross multiple bridges to make it to the next portion of the dungeon. However, they will find that they cannot cross these bridges alone. All bridges in this area vanish the moment someone steps out solo. Luckily, falls to the ground are cushioned by a thick blanket of moss.

Adventurers must step forward together, hand-in-hand, in order to cross. Guests that stop holding hands while crossing, hesitate, or mistrust one another will find the bridge vanishing from beneath their feet.

► Wind speeds spike dangerously at random intervals and send the floor into sub-freezing temperatures. During these times, it is advised that adventurers take cover, because they might end up blown away. There are sporadic abandoned campsites in caves and alcoves where guests can wait out the wind.

These campsites serendipitously offer a cozy bedroll. One cozy bedroll. With howling winds knocking out torchlight, the only way to keep warm is to cuddle up and share body heat. Oddly enough, the furious winds only calm down after adventurers snuggle. Weird!

FLOOR 3

Lush vegetation dominates the third floor. Pathways are challenging to follow beneath overgrown flora. Ancient trees twist between crumbling pillars. This dungeon forest is teeming with sexy floral monsters that blend with the brush and provoke adventurers with sensual whispers. Isn’t it amazing how accurate they are in pinpointing your kinks?

Monsters on this floor love to tease and fondle guests passing through. Adventurers cutting through the forest may end up groped by branches, leaves, and flowers. Or more! These floral monsters can get very handsy.

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► Treasure chests can be found throughout the dungeon forest. The floral monsters will try to protect them, but none of the monsters in this area are particularly strong. Wood nymphs seduce guests away from chests and vines will lash out to slap their hands. Chests on this floor are valuable, offering high-quality potions like elixirs and panaceas.

Not all potions are good. Some bottles are decoys that cause unwanted effects. The three most common decoys are love potions, hatemance potions, and flora potions.

LOVE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the person who drinks it fall in love with the first person they see.

HATEMANCE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the first person who drinks it fall into hate, coupled with passionate sexual desire, for the first person they see.

FLORA POTION: Liquefied chlorophyll designed to temporarily transform anyone who drinks it into a sexy monster. Monster need not be plant-based.

► An invasive species, the dongle flower, can be found in large number in the center of the forest. This flower’s fleshy petals phallically cone into one another and stand erect from a small cluster of leaves at its base. This flower is mostly known for its milk, which can be collected by pumping its petals. Those unfamiliar with this breed of flora may mistake it for a human penis, but closer investigation will confirm that it is indeed a plant.

Getting to close to the dongle flower comes with risks. This flower is notorious for ejaculating its milk when stimulated. Dongle flowers in close proximity may trigger one another and cause a chain of milk ejaculations. Dongle flower milk has analeptic properties that heighten virility, sensitivity, and sex drive. The more milk, the more potent.

LOWER DUNGEON

HALFWAY DOWN

FLOOR 4

A slope leads the way down to the fourth floor. Adventurers must be careful with their footing to avoid taking a spill because the path is steep and uneven. Why are these stones sticking up so much, anyway?!

Guests not watching their step may end up triggering a trap. After a trick stone sinks beneath their weight, a rumble echoes throughout the dungeon. This echo the ominous prelude to a giant boulder crashing down and rolling after them! (There is a nipple painted on the boulder.)

Those that don’t want to get squashed by the boulder may have to throw themselves off the ledge. Depending on where they decide to jump ship, they will end up in a different chamber designed to test their mettle.

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► CHAMBER ONE: An unfurnished room with no windows or doors. This chamber is deep, making it difficult to try and scale the walls back up to the path. Lone adventurers will end up stuck until someone else joins them, because the trap will not trigger until two or more guests are inside.

Once at least two guests are trapped, spikes spring from two opposing walls. They slowly begin to close in and a booming voice declares: BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE OR DIE!

The floor will give way for guests that comply. Those that do not and cannot get out of the room on their own will be spiked. They may escape with injuries or die. If the latter, they will revive in the Broken Wing clinic.

► CHAMBER TWO: This chamber is divided into multiple parallel rooms. These rooms are designed to facilitate a specific kink between the guests trapped inside. They might be furnished with toys or vacant with only a gloryhole in a partition. Regardless, every room has a door locked shut with a bulky padlock.

After two guests have entered a booming voice declares: EXPLORE KINK OR REMAIN TRAPPED FOREVER!

Padlocks will drop and doors will open for guests that comply. Those that do not are doomed to be trapped forever… or figure a way out through demolition. That disembodied voice is going to be really salty when adventurers realize that last option exists.

FLOOR 5

Water commands the fifth floor. Adventurers must tread through dark and damp tunnels that lead into flooded chambers. Pools and rivers run throughout, with some areas reaching depths of 50 feet. Treasure chests are submerged but are worth the effort, offering ores, metals, and rare stones that can be used to enhance weapons with the blacksmith.

Reverse mermaids live in these waters. They enjoy swimming alongside adventurers and spreading their legs to show off how good they are for fucking.

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► Slimes ooze along the ceiling and plop into the water. They float along like jellyfish, but will direct themselves toward adventurers they sense nearby. Slimes vary in size and color, though the majority are small enough to cup between two hands. The mother slime, a giant slime hidden deep in the depths, occasionally appears to absorb adventurers into her gelatinous body.

Small and deceptively cute, these little monsters are attracted to adventurers and eager to ooze all over them. Different colored slimes and their secretions cause various physical reactions. Slimes can be mixed to create combination effects.

CLEAR SLIME: Clear slime is an aphrodisiac that can also be used as a lubricant.

PINK SLIME: Pink slime amplifies shyness and embarrassment.

PURPLE SLIME: Purple slime triggers sexual aggression and sadistic tendencies.

YELLOW SLIME: Yellow slime may enhance dominate or submissive inclinations.

MOTHER SLIME: Secretions from the mother slime trigger a breeding rut/heat. The more contact one has with the mother slime, the more intense the rut/heat.

► The water in this dungeon has unique properties. Adventurers that soak for long periods of time may find their skin clearing up, their hair becoming shinier, and their features becoming dewy and radiant. This water is imbued with beauty magic that intensifies the sexiness of those who drink or bathe in it. Everything they do, even sneezing or scratching an itch, will be tinted in a pink glow of attractive glamor.

Guests that soak for too long run the risk of becoming powerfully distracting. Beauty can be bewitching, so take care to not charm other adventurers into becoming obsessed admirers, lest you become an unwitting Helen of Troy!

Drinking the water comes with an additional potential side effect. The drinker's voice has a 25% chance of becoming hypnotic. They may be able to entrance others or cause them to orgasm through dirty talk alone.

FLOOR 6

Drying off won't be a problem after getting down to the sixth floor! The temperature jumps to a sweltering degree and light glints off silvery glass. Orange and red flicker and dance. Stepping into the yawning mouth of this massive floor reveals a giant pit of blazing fire beneath a twisting mirror maze.

Muscular minotaurs prowl, prepared to kidnap adventurers and whisk them away to their dens. This maze is also equipped with traps and enchantments designed to redirect guests back to the beginning entrance. Adventurers will need to use creativity and ingenuity to navigate this labyrinth while battling intense heat.

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► Guests can take cover in small chambers at maze corridor intersections. These rooms are also sweltering but, happily enough, there are magical air conditioners available! Two plates on opposite sides of the room must simultaneously be stepped on in order to activate the ice enchantment.

Comfort comes with a price. Something strange happens when magic sparks: the adventurers standing on the activation plates have swapped bodies! They won't be able to switch back immediately, either, because the ice enchantment has a cool down period. Their options are to either wait it out or go find another room with an unused ice enchantment!

► Adventurers that successfully navigate their way through the maze will find a long corridor leading to a massive shining door. They've found the exit down to the treasure room where riches upon riches are waiting. Money, money, money!!

Guests that let their guard down while walking to the door may end up shot with an arrow! In classic dungeon fashion, holes in the wall open and launch arrows all the way down to the entrance of the treasure room.

Getting shot by an arrow will trigger lust at first sight! Forget about everything else and look at your fellow dungeon crawler. Aren't they so erotic? Don't you really want to fuck them right now and forget about all that treasure? Or perhaps they're still rocking around in your swapped body. Isn't it suddenly tempting to fuck yourself?

TREASURE ROOM

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T CURSED

FLOOR 7: THE BOTTOM FLOOR

The final floor of the dungeon is a massive chamber glittering with precious gems, metals, and enchanted valuables. Piles and piles of gold coins are stacked as far as the eye can see. Treasure chests line the walls, overflowing with sparkling jewelry. Anyone that’s ever wanted to swim in piles of gold can finally make their dream come true.

Guests can take whatever they can carry. They have to make their way back up through the dungeon with it, so hopefully they came prepared!

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► Brave adventurers that managed to come this far deserve worthwhile gains. Those who enter the treasure room are welcome to pick up special treasures from the following selection. None of these items are game breaking, so players can pick up multiple or mix and match.

ECHO STONE: A small stone that fits in the palm of a hand. When tapped, it sends out a soft pulse that outlines nearby exits, hidden passages, or alternate routes in shimmering light.

EARRINGS OF FATE: A matching pair of diamond studs. If shared between two people, the wearers can sense each others’ location all times.

CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY: Shimmering silver fabric as smooth as water. Wearing this cloak grants invisibility.

THONG OF BRONZE: A bronze thong. Wearing this thong increases power, endurance, and speed, but only when worn alone.

RING OF PROTECTION: A simple gold ring enchanted to protect the wearer. While this is useful during battle, it also can act as birth control and prevent sharing diseases.

CLICK LOCK LOCKET: A simple golden heart-shaped locket. The wearer can open the locket and give themselves temporary body modifications for up to two hours at a time.

MECHANICAL MOUSE: A mechanical mouse that registers its master with a drop of blood. A little friend that can scout, transport small items, and fit into tiny spaces.

BRASS COMPASS: A small brass compass with delicate gears. It doesn’t point north. Instead, it points to the carrier's deepest desire or the object they seek the most.

FEATHER OF FLIGHT: A delicate feather that feels lighter than air itself. Grants the ability to fly for a short period but the user must have it in their possession and activate it. Works in bursts, such as allowing them to jump across wide gaps or avoid a deadly fall.

HAND OF LUCK: A small, silver broach shaped like a human hand, fingers outstretched in a gesture of good fortune. The hand grants increased luck to the user, influencing dice rolls, odds, or even the outcome of risky decisions. However, it only works once per day. When it activates it may make other things worse.

► An iridescent door glitters at the back of the treasure room. Written on an aged scroll pinned to the wall is an explanation that this door can send adventurers home. They will have abandon their companions for this opportunity, because one who uses the door must pass through alone. The scroll explains that the door will only work once within a span of several hours, making it impossible for anyone else to immediately use it. There is also the risk that it will never work again.

Of course, the door isn't really sending anyone back to their world. Guests that decide to take the leap will find themselves walking straight into their suite upstairs. The scroll didn't specify which home!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; anonymous; aphrodisiacs; BDSM dynamics; body swap; breeding kink; classic tropes; costumes; cum play; dubcon; death; enchantments; erotic plants; erotic monsters; entrapment; hypnotism; noncon; temperature play; traps; weapons; violence; voice kink

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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QUESTIONS

[goldmods]

Please direct any questions related to this TDM here. Any questions about the general game should be asked over on our FAQ. Thank you!

TOP LEVEL DIRECTORY

[goldmods]

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For ease, please write your character's name and canon in the subject line when posting your top level link. If you do not currently have an invite for this app round and are seeking one, please feel free to add INVITE WANTED to your header for visibility.

Nefer | Genshin Impact | OTA

[latrunculi]

▼ 1. Fool's Gold

(gen: information seller, story collector)

You're interested, aren't you? Come take a seat in my booth. If you want information about the dungeon I can tell you a few of its secrets. If you need a stranger to vent to about your latest failed deep dive, I'm all ears.

[Her voice is soft, and smooth. Not too sweet or syrupy, but definitely enchanting in its own way. Like an ASMR video that doesn't lean too hard into the niche of it. Everything looks legitimate, but there is a bit of a curiosity as to why her clothes are so plain. If she's so well versed why doesn't she look more respectable? Perhaps it's because she's an over-informed Low Rank? Hard to tell with everything mixed up as it is...]

▼ 2. A Series of Bonding Events

(gen: mistletoe, one bed)

How droll, [she starts while inspecting their surroundings] and desperate do you think our captors are, hm? Do you think they're voyeurs watching every instance of intimacy? Salivating at the thought of others sharing skin and heat while they watch alone and unable to participate? Do you think they're watching us right now?

[While as a 'wildcard' in the dungeon she's painted in glittering scales, it doesn't matter whether she's trapped under mistletoe or forced to share one bed(roll). Either way she ridicules the situation and approaches the other character either as a fellow victim or equally equipped adventurer.]

▼ 3. sLAYING the Serpent

(nsfw: naga shenanigans)

[Sometimes in order for you to truly understand the dept of something, to access information valuable enough to sell, you must take a leap. Especially with her most valuable asset (Toth's game board) no longer accessible to her. Which is why Nefer goes out on a limb and tries some of the Flora Potion. A mistake she quickly learns from as her body begins to twist and warp. The once painted-on scales become real as her lower half transforms into an thick, emerald snake tail. Along they upper side are patterns of triangles in gold while the underside is more of an off-white plating. Nefer's tong forks at the tip and elongates as her typically pointed canines grow just a bit longer and more noticeable.]

There is no dragon here for you to slay. No hoarded treasure for you to take. Will you move on, or is there some other prize you are after?

[After all, she still has her monster loot drops. There's also the payout for (s)laying wildcards. Does one think they can conquer the "cold blooded" creature? Or maybe victory isn't the goal. Perhaps one just wants to be wrapped up and constricted by that enormous tail of hers?]

▼ 4. WILDCARD

(ooc: voice testing so please be gentle! Nefer is an adult [Genshin doesn't specify ages, likely mid-to-late 20s] and while I believe she's more inclined to be softer on women I intend to play her as bi. If there is a scenario listed on the TDM I do not have a prompt for please use this wildcard option to surprise me! Regarding age limits I think I'll request that characters be 18+ for straight-to-NSFW prompts, so thanks for understanding! If you have any questions please do not hesitate to PM this journal. As far as spoilers go I'm caught up on the Archon Quest but still am trying to find time for world quests, but I do ask that you mark for others when necessary and I will try my best to do the same.)

Re: QUESTIONS

[malpwactice]

Hello your modliness! This looks very fun and I hope you enjoy your December break!

So, for any guests who choose to stay in the dungeons, can we assume they're now meant to handle any "security" on their own? (i.e. their Watch no longer grants them and only them exclusive access to their room)

Also should we assume the renovation keeps things relatively close together in terms of rooms or can we assume character rooms are scattered around a new labyrinthine Floor 1 layout?

(and this is mostly a joke question but) how often do the floor one barrels respawn with more goodies, or at a certain point in the month is it mimics all the way down

[goldmods]

Hello!! 🦚

Sure! We’ll say that some will work and some will not, so players can have fun with adventurers bursting into their rooms if they wish.

The second. While all guest rooms are on floor one, where is spread out to make it feel more realistic. Have fun deciding how convenient or inconvenient it is!

Like a video game, they’ll respawn every few hours. But there are definitely days when the mimics overwhelm and take up all the space! They really want to lick some holes.

Flins | Genshin Impact | Current player, new character

[lunarnocturne]

⛓️ 1. Upper Dungeon

A - Floor 1: [Wherever Flins awakens, be it in the dungeon levels or higher suites, he's been dressed as a sexy dragon, complete with skintight bodysuit, horns, claws, and a tail. And lantern.

When he and another person happen to pass under the mistletoe dangling above, he casts his golden eyes up at the offending plant and attempts to burn it with a blue flame, only to have it resist the attack as if it were nothing. A dissatisfied frown settles across his features, brows furrowed as his gaze drops back to his unwitting companion. Offering a light shrug, Flins concedes defeat.]

Looks like we shan't be able to brute force our way through this dilemma. Unless you have any other ideas?


B - Floor 2: [Some things are universal in life: the rise and setting of the sun, people being fickle, treasure chests in every nook and cranny... Okay, maybe not that last one, but it sure seems like it to Flins! He would swear that some time ago the world was not populated with so many goodies just lying about the place. It's mystifying and rather worrying on the whole. Who's placing them there? Are they the remnants of fallen adventurers? What will they do to the economy?

More pressing, though, is the potions to be found inside them. Having collected a fair number of them in different colors, Flins now regards them with dubious skepticism. As it so happens he and his companion have been walking for a while now and have no water with which to quench their thirst, aside from the aforementioned potions. Hesitant, he lines the bottles up carefully, surveying them with a hand clasped to his chin.]

Now to the matter of which one we should try...

❄️ 2. Lower Dungeon - Slime Time

[If there was ever a way to get Flins' ire up, the resort has found it. The dampness does not at all agree with him, causing his lantern to sputter and gutter and him to actually scowl as he coaxes the flame back to a brighter blaze. So busy is he that he doesn't notice the rainbow blob above him: a mass of every color of slime has crept up on him and you, ready to rain down gooey havoc! They land with a resounding PLOP upon his person, causing him to go stiff momentarily before he hurriedly tries brushing them off. It's too late though, their slime has coated him, making him look almost iridescent and leaving him with flushed cheeks as he covers his face with a hand.

Perhaps you, too, got caught by the slime shower?]

Ugh... What is this sensation...?

🦴 3. Charming Market

[Hearing that there's to be a market that's open to guests of the resort, Flins has done himself quite a bit of haggling. With what? Well now, that's a secret, isn't it? The point is that he's managed to acquire himself plenty of raw materials in order to complete a few artistic projects that he can then turn around and sell.

What is he peddling, you ask? Why, bone sculptures, of course! They're something of a specialty of his and he seems quite proud of them. ...or so one might assume. It's tough to tell what expression he's wearing on that rather impassive face of his outside of a slight, almost eerie smile. He gestures to his various products, inviting those who aren't frightened away by them to step up and have a better look for themselves.]

Welcome. Do you have an interest in art, perchance?

🃏 4. WILDCARD

[Feel free to come at me with whatever or hit me up at lombardia!]

Flins | Genshin Impact

[lunarnocturne]

Let us have a modicum of patience for the richness and complexity of humanity.

Narumi Gen | Kaiju No. 8 | 9♣ (current character)

[keyeju]

I. UPPER LEVELS

FLORA POTION

[ While Gen has been reluctantly willing to cooperate with whoever he's been traveling with this particular dungeon diving session, holding hands to cross bridges and doing what technically but barely qualifies as cuddling to stay warm, it doesn't mean he's not both still a. selfish and b. almost pathologically drawn to risk taking behaviors.

That's all to say when he cracks open a chest to find a couple of identical looking bottles there, he'll snag one and immediately drain the contents of it, pausing to look quizzically off to the side as if deciding whether his choice is going to end poorly for him or not. Seems it doesn't, because he hops up with a grin, rolling his shoulders back. There's even an invigorated glow to him, like he just downed a vitality elixir or something. He certain seems to have a spring in his step as he grabs the other and tosses it towards his travel companion. ]

Looks like they're safe enough after all. Bottoms up.

[ So here's the good news! The man is not about to transform into some sort of terrifying monster and attack.

Here's the bad news... both of those bottles aren't safe, and while Gen himself doesn't know that, he did just toss something to his partner that might offer a little shock to the system?

Here's the other good(??) news though! Gen is a professional monster hunter, so this should all end fine! He can subdue them easily enough!

What do you mean that some adventuring party before them just set off a whole bunch of those dongle flowers, and they're just now starting to spew that sex drive increasingly "milk" right where Gen and his now monstrous travel companion happen to be standing?

Well... it'll still probably be fine. ]


II. LOWER LEVELS

A. THE CHAMBERS

i. VULNERABILITY

[ The booming voice from somewhere above has spoken! And it wishes for the two people trapped in this room that filled with slowly approaching spiked walls to share their vulnerabilities... or literally die!!

Gen stands there in the middle of the room, looking at one of the walls with an expression of great concentration on his face. ]

We could probably scale those if we're careful.

[ As if trying to scale deadly spikes is preferable to sharing one single vulnerable thought or feeling. ]

ii. KINK

[ Or maybe they end up trapped in the preferable(?) room, where they have to explore a kink instead. There's less concentration on Gen's face this time, and more just a sort of exasperated fed-upness with this place.

He doesn't even blink as he sees the sex pillory sitting cozy in the middle of the room, a paddle and a flog resting next to it. He also won't miss a beat as he turns to his fellow prisoner and says-- ]

You're up. Hop on in.

[ Because he sure as hell isn't eager to do it himself. Though if there is REAL objection here, it's not actually that hard to goad him into doing things if it's worded as a challenge, or even suggested he might be afraid of trying something. ]


B. SLIMES

[ While escaping from demanding chambers is nice and all, Gen doesn't look overly thrilled to be trekking through all this water that he's having to wade through. It turns out that mild protection against dampness doesn't help when your feet are fully submerged in water.

He's grumbling enough as it is, and matters aren't made better by the little slime that has crawled up his boot, the back of his pants, and somehow all the way up to his neck before he notices it and grabs at the thing, but not before it leaves a thick coating of... well... of slime on him. ]

It'll have to send bigger than that if it wants to stop me.

[ He'll toss it down into the water, and it might become more noticeable at this point if it's clear, purple, or yellow. Basically any possible color other than pink. ]


C. BODY SWAP

[ One minute you're trying to escape the scalding heat by escaping into a chamber with ice magic, and the next you're suddenly blinking out of a pair of unfamiliar eyes as the word around you seems to adjust suddenly and rapidly in a way that's as disorienting as it is unsettling. ]

What just happened?

[ A great question, and pretty alarming to hear it said in a voice that Gen recognizes as decidedly not being his. It also doesn't help that currently he's staring at himself from across the room, his face presumably looking just as surprised by this whole thing as he feels right now. ]

Broca | Arknights | 7♥︎ (current character)

[broca]

I. WINDING MARKET

[ This is weirdly Broca exactly in his element. His world is a good deal more advanced than the pseudo-medieval dungeon they've been dropped into, but he's good at working with his hands, and this is a great time to improve his skills.

You might see him at the blacksmith carefully studying weapons he has absolutely no plans on buying, but every plan to study after having been asked to make one not too long ago, or possibly at one of the leather shops where he'll be inspecting the goods, only to look up at something someone happens to be inspecting, and offer a helpful: ]

That's fake. Don't buy it.

[ Helpful to the buyer that is, less to the owner, who will come over and try to usher him out of the shop.

Finally after a little time has passed and he's had a chance to gather some materials, you might find him set up behind the booth of his own shop (that may or may not be co-owned by a fellow Feline), where he's selling various things made with the leather and the ores that he's found in the dungeon. Anything made with metal isn't as good quality as what the experts are making, but at least Broca is aware of that fact, and has priced it down accordingly. The leather goods, at least, are very solid.

Anyone that comes to look at his wares will have his full attention on them, though he's a piss poor salesman, because he just stares with that naturally glowering stare of his and waits to be asked questions, rather than trying to sell a pitch for what he's got on offer. ]


II. FLOOR FIVE

A. MOTHER SLIME

[ The big lady herself has seemed to take interest in the poor passing tiger man. One minute he's wading along in hip deep water, and the second he's being dragged inside a gelatinous creature in a matter of seconds. While the mother slime's body is pliable enough that Broca can still move in it, thrashing about wildly, he doesn't seem to be making any progress getting out of it on his own.

Give him a literal hand here? It'd be so easy to stick a hand into that mass and yank the poor man free. ]


B. HYPNOTIC VOICE

[ Between spending way too long out and about in the water (thanks rut frenzy that kept Broca from leaving this floor for awhile), and a lot of physical exertion (again...), Broca's found himself parched enough to drink the water directly.

He's braced for it to send him spiraling back into a state of near mindless horniness, but after several seconds of tense, silent waiting passes, and he's still acting normally, he relaxes with a captivating sounding sigh. ]

Guess it's normal after all.

[ What isn't normal though is that voice of his. Was it always that rich and enticing sounding? Surely its always contained a quality that makes every hair on someone's body stand on end in eager anticipation.

No? Huh... weird then. ]

3.

[keyeju]

[ The idea of fucking monsters into submission is something that only this horny ass resort could think of. In Narumi's mind he'd much rather just fight a monster normally, though it's true that given the once human state of most of the monsters here he wouldn't really be able to go all out...

Ah well, the snake lady he just stumbled across seems interesting enough, and he'll stop just out of striking range for her as he crosses his arms and gives her a thoughtful look. There's some options to weigh here, after all. ]

Why? Interested in giving it up to me if I ask for it?

II-A

[worldbent]

[Nobody is having a good day today. But luckily for Broca, at least he doesn't find himself completely alone in his escape from Mother Slime.]

[Two hands thrust into the enormous slime that has enveloped Broca's body and grip onto his hips to anchor them, clenched there. He might not be able to tell, but a light sizzle in the waters and sudden rippling of the slime's gooey body tell of an unpleasant wave of energy that repels it from around him as Matoba pulls him away from its sticky clutches. Not without much sticky mess, the Mother Slime reluctantly goops free of Broca and is swept down the waterway to unknown waters as they splash free of it into the pool.]

[Matoba, panting slightly and stripped down to his underwear, is soaked to the skin and lightly stained in some goop himself; hair plasters over his nape and collarbones (also: was he always this attractive??) But at least a shock of spiritual energy was enough to scare Broca's attacker off at last.]

Haa.... You cannot let your guard down even for a moment around these monsters, can you?

[He does not seem to notice any further danger in the air ...yet.]

[broca]

[ The hands on his hips make him jolt at first, trying to twist out of what he thinks is the grip of the creature for a moment until he starts to feel the slime around his waist sizzling away while leaving his (very human) body unmarred in the process. It's what makes him stop moving for a moment, and besides all the thrashing in the world doesn't seem to be doing him one lick of good anyway. Those artfully applied Arts though...

Broca comes stumbling out of the slime and back into the water with a loud, wet cough as chunks of ooze very attractively fall out of his mouth and into the water below him. He futilely lifts a slime covered arm and tries to wipe a slime covered mouth off with it, and just wrinkles his nose in disgust when he realizes how little good that did him.

His drenched ears and tails flick in an attempt to get the stuff out of his fur. ]

I didn't...

[ Let his guard down. He didn't think he did anyways, though his current state is evidence to the contrary, so he'll finish up that sentence with a reluctant: ]

... realize I had.

[ He moves to wipe the slime off of his arms now, grumbling to himself as the stuff sitting on him makes his whole body flush warm in a way he's sure to lead to some sort of inconvenient effect soon enough.

Hands clean enough he rubs at his face to clear most of the worst of the slime off of it, taking a deep breath through his nose and--

His body stills, his ears and tail stopping mid-twitch as he recognizes something (someone) smelling appealing even over the scent of the slime on him and the damp smell of the cavern. ]

[worldbent]

[His poor fur.... Matoba idly thinks, eye having inevitably drawn to his ears flicking this way and that in a displeased attempt to be clean of the mess. Who knows what that slime might have done to him had it fully enveloped him- devoured him, possessed him? Or worse, knowing this place.]

[Having been forced to drench himself in the slime's body in order to free Broca, he isn't unscathed, although far less disgustingly coated than him. Even still, sloughing himself in the murky dungeon water is hardly appealing. He wrinkles his nose and reluctantly dunks his arms under in an attempt to wash it off, but even he can feel strange scent rising in the air over the dankness, and staring down into the water and then drawing his eye back upward lands it right onto the tent forming under Broca's soaked pants.]

[Well. That's predictable.]

[After a pause of a moment staring at that, he realizes in a daze that he hasn't looked away, and that his body has begun reacting to it subconsciously- as he feels the creep of a flush rise up from his belly and over his torso, his shoulders, and his cheeks.]

[That's also predictable, the remaining lucid parts of his mind note, as his mouth waters slightly.]

[His gaze finally tears away to flick tentatively to Broca's, as if to tentatively note his state- mental, if not physical- and decide how he needs to react.]

evernight / honkai: star rail

[evernigh]

( She returns to slumber, and awakens — somewhere different, this time. A dungeon this grim and cold is not somewhere her March would willingly venture into, and worse yet, she has no memories of this. She remembers everything else, remembers more than March does and ever should, but does not recall a moment that would have led March into a place like this.

Makes sense, then, that she is now in charge of their shared body. That her lack of clothes, so reminiscent of her birthday suit enclosed within a Six-Phased Ice, is something Evernight, too, has more experience with than March. It causes no panic, only confusion, moreso when she regards the... minimal costume she adorns. A string of purple-tinted white cloth that barely covers her breasts; that, she later notes, mimics the arms of a jellyfish — and then another, that wraps itself around her lower half, a mockery of a coverage. Fitting. )

monster hunte(d) — floor five

( What Evernight doesn't expect is her role in this; a monster to be hunted and sLayed. Though her... antics in Amphoreus had certainly caused a stir, she has since relented and returned the reigns to March, a wave of concern never truly leaving her heart. She's since behaved, all things considered, so the drive behind this target on her back is curious and new. She doesn't disregard it.

Instead, with the bag of goods she's been entrusted, it's obvious her real role in this. A monster to be bested, with rewards upon her defeat. She can present herself as such with ease — in the damp floor five, any who explore may come across a mysterious figure, scantily dressed and holding up an umbrella. )

Are you looking for something? ( On the assumption the one who approaches is an adventurer and not another monster... though that too is fine, for some camaraderie. ) It's not safe to be alone around here.

level gap — floor one

( Only a handful of monsters are brave enough to come close to the surface... not counting with the ones who spawned in the deeper levels of the dungeon, perhaps. It may feel out of place for any new adventurers who wish to break into the depths of the dungeon, to see a humanoid 'monster' still barely dressed making her way upwards, from floor five to its entrance and exit. Just don't go fighting a level 50 monster when you're barely level 1, okay?

Though, sometimes monsters will simply aggro when you least expect it, or you haven't yet learned its aggro type. For Evernight, who usually minds her business unless provoked... She hadn't so much caught sight of the person by her, as she hadn't been able to walk past them. An enchantment traps them in place, with invisible walls that forbid them of leaving. How interesting. )

A trap this early in the dungeon must be easy to overcome. What would you do?

( Because she has spotted the mistletoe in the ceiling above them, and though she recognizes it from one of March's books... she will certainly not address it yet. )

job posting five — tavern

( Albeit a monster in the loose, especially with how dressed Evernight is still, most don't seem to really mind it, outside of the dungeon. A fascinating little thing, she thinks, and is quietly thankful for. Though she would certainly not quite mind a hostile encounter with any adventurer who might want to sLay her for her goods, picking fights is not something Evernight truly wishes to do. This is, still, March's body. The future that she wants to protect for her can only come true if she still has a safe body to return to.

That means finding proper clothes again, the cute and stylish kind that March likes. Word-of-mouth leads Evernight to the tavern, but she doesn't quite enter it. She's still a monster, after all. The next best thing is, then — )

Adventurer. ( Stationed just far enough from the tavern's entrance to be slightly suspicious, under shade and under an open umbrella despite the lack of rain, is Evernight, in all of her mysteriousness in spite of her lack of proper clothes. Everything about her might scream danger, a warning one would get that they're about to approach an enemy of high level, but she beckons the adventurer - so she assumes, at least - closer, a serene smile on her face. )

I have an offer for you. Will you take it?

wildcard

[ new character, current player. for the canonblind, here's evernight and her umbrella in all of their glory. her age is... technically unknown, but i'd say she's somewhere in her early twenties. bisexual and a top :)

for castmates, i'm taking her from the end of 3.7 probably... at least irt march's memories. she won't spoil the end of amphoreus to you guys though gl out there ❤️

if there's any prompt you want to do with her that's not here, feel free to wildcard and surprise me! i'm super happy to do just about anything here, don't worry about hard no's or anything. ]

getian | reverse: 1999 | 7♦ | current character

[wingbeats]

I — WHAT’RE YA BUYIN’?

( on random occasion throughout these holiday months, one of the more suitably avian guests of the Golden Peacock appears in the marketplace that has taken over the Rookery. the stand where he decides to offer his services and wares is just as humble as the Miemeng bird himself; he perches on a box or a barrel set up behind the table (likely squished between far more impressive stands), against which leans a rough wooden panel with the words “bones” and “readings” carved into it in ancient Chinese characters.

(at some point after the first few weeks, he is probably told that the magic of the resort doesn’t actually grant the ability to read all writing, so he further decorates it with pictorial carvings of bones and eyes.) )

a) ( for those interested for what exactly these “bones” that are on offer, they are actually a wide collection of small objects carved from animal bone. but for the rabbits in the Conservatory, the Vale is usually sadly devoid of animal life—when it was converted to a campsite several months ago, however, getian capitalized on the unique opportunity of actually having fish and other game to collect materials from. he whiles away a lot of his more quiet hours practicing his craft, so one can find the following among the selection: ink pens, sewing needles, picks for stringed instruments, small flutes, dice, pendants, and even a few small liquor cups hollowed out and carved from larger bones. there also appear to be a few straight instruments that look like wands.

getian is available to answer any questions about the stock; he may even take requests for specific objects, if he believes they are possible.

if asked for the cost of any of the objects, the Miemeng bird will quizzically tilt his head to one side. ) Cost…? No. You misunderstand. ( shifting his position on his perch, he leans forward a little. ) I am simply here to see them go to appropriate owners.

b) ( if asked what is meant by either the word “readings” (or all of the eyes carved on the sign), getian will nod before replying, ) I am willing to offer a bone reading to anyone who is interested.

However… ( his eyelids fall heavy over his mismatched eyes, one dark and one pale. he continues with what he hopes is a tone of suitable caution: ) our bones sometimes carry truths of our pasts, futures, and selves that we may find difficult to hear or accept. I would ask that you keep this in mind prior to accepting. ( a brief pause. ) In addition, I am not offering to change anyone’s fate.

( NOTE: for anyone choosing I-b, it would be very helpful if you gave me an idea of what sort of character traits or events in their pasts and futures you would be willing to let getian see in their bones! the reading itself will be vague and inexact, so i can avoid strict “spoilers” for your character, if you want. it’s all up to you! )

II — WILDCARD

( I wasn’t planning on writing any specific prompts for it, but getian could be goaded into joining someone on an adventure into the dungeon. he might also just be found on some of the upper floors hanging out, so he could be easily mistaken for a monster. I’m pretty open to any prompts on the TDM that you might want to wildcard for them, but also feel free to reach out to me OOC via PM or Plurk lycanthropic if you want to discuss! )

OOC —

( pretty much OTA regarding gender and age. his kinklist is available in the info in his journal. anyone interested in writing smut with getian should know that there is inherent inhuman anatomy/xeno involved; getian is a bird, so he has a cloaca instead of a dick. )

Eito Aotsuki | The Hundred Line | new character

[righteouseyes]

ooc: general warnings: canon spoilers (route 0+), general aggressive violence, probably some questionable consent from aphrodisiacs

i. arrival (basement)

[This is a nightmare. This is worse than a nightmare, because it's beyond anything his mind could have come up with. He's stuck in some sort of dungeon, which is bad enough, but everyone is consumed by lust and nonsense and...

Eito has been dressed in a skimpy wolf costume, which is little more than some fur and fake ears that barely cover anything. He's been looking for more clothing, but he's already had to fight off a few eager adventurers looking to sLay a monster.

So, should he see anyone, he practically snarls. Maybe the choice of costume wasn't completely inaccurate.] Don't try anything or I will find a way to rip your disgusting face off.

ii. upper dungeon - potions ( cw violence, monster nonsense, possible dubcon & aphro )

[His previous outfit must have been some kind of prophecy, because the foolish decision to drink a potion has turned into a monster. Though it seems his body couldn't decide what direction to go, turning him into a chimeric mix of features in the vague shape of a taur. (source)

More strangely, he seems to be guarding the dongle flowers. It's not clear if he's protective, or just so disgusted by anyone trying to collect their secretions, but either way he attacks anyone who gets close.

Maybe if you can trick him into one of the other potions he'll be... more distracted.]

iii. lower dungeon -- slime ( cw prompt dependent ; color(s) are poster's choice )

[After turning back to "normal", Eito attempted to venture deeper to find some respite. But all he's found is weird little slug creatures crawling all over him.]

Get-- off. [He flings one, maybe more, off of himself. They might be thrown directly at anyone who's nearby, if you're not good at dodging. Eito looks up. He is very clearly flushed.]

Oh, did I hit you? [He smiles sweetly, for a moment.] Too bad. You should have moved your ugly self out of the way in time. It's not my fault you're useless.

[A great introduction.]

iv. lower dungeon - maze ( cw: heavier canon spoilers, gore, body horror, extreme mental illness, just a bad time all around )

Well, let's get this over with. [He stands on one of the plates, his foot tapping impatiently. It's so hot, even with however little clothing they've provided, and worse off he's stuck in close quarters with someone.] I just hope there aren't any unwanted side effects, but knowing this place...

[Of course, once the other party does, the swapping magic takes over. Though you might be forgiven for not realizing that's what's happened immediately, because everything will go haywire for you. The room smells of rotting meat and filth, and on the other plate is just a horrifying writhing mass of flesh and body parts. Congratulations -- you get a chance to experience Eito's every day life. Have fun!

On the other side of the room, Eito -- now in your body -- laughs. But to you, it'll sound horrid, like nails on a chalkboard. Still, you can somehow make out the words in his twisted voice.] Now isn't that interesting. Don't you think so?

v. wildcard

[If you have another idea feel free to just throw it at me or hit me up at larksong!]

Eito Aotsuki | The Hundred Line

[righteouseyes]

it's time to RUMBLE!

evernight / honkai: star rail

[evernigh]

The night will soon fall... Shh. Good night.

quincy | nu:carnival | 3♦️ — current character.

[comfypillow]

ᴋɪssɪɴɢ, ғʀᴏᴛᴛɪɴɢ, ᴄᴀɴ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

[ Heading down to his little room to grab some supplies ... had been a mistake. So much for having a safe space for squirreling away materials. Stuck beneath the mistletoe with Y O U, this large man sighs, rubbing his forehead where some invisible force had smacked when he tried to continue along his way.

Brow furrowed, Quincy's gaze narrows as he immediately jumps to conclusions: ]

What did you do?

[ Yes... he is throwing the blame on the blameless. But who would assume that plant, looking so cute and innocent, is waiting for some heavy makeouts with groping and tongue? ]



ʙᴏᴅʏ ʜᴇᴀᴛ, ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟɪɴɢ, ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ sɴᴜɢɢʟʏ sᴇx

[ The wind has picked up and the cold is cutting. After even he, a thick and heavy man, had nearly slid off a crumbling ruin edge, Quincy had begun to pick through the moss and search for an alcove in which to hunker down until it calms. It's dim with his torch having blown out but he can still see the outline of another person doing the same.

So he waves, pointing to an overhang and gesturing to swing below. It isn't safe, and having spent so much of his life as a guardian of the forest, he isn't inclined toward leaving someone at risk. It also seems to be some kind of campsite, so that's more than enough to share with another person. ]

Come this way, there's shelter.

[ Ah, but what they don't know yet — there's only one bedroll... ]


ᴄᴜᴍᴘʟᴀʏ, ᴀʟᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ sᴛᴀᴛᴇs, ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ʀᴏᴜɴᴅs

[ A job related to plants? Quincy assumes this will be simple enough, and a good way to earn some extra money for his ongoing cabin construction. So into the dungeon forest he goes, agilely avoiding horny branches and perverted vines, locating the dongle flowers after a few hours of searching.

............ well. Their appearance is a bit of a surprise, but given where he's from, he isn't completely shocked. It really does look like a field of erect penises.

He strides toward a cluster, elbow brushing against one somewhat hidden by a cover of leaves. It twitches and shoots milky fluid, splatting right against Quincy's cheek. White liquid drips down to his jaw. He stops, but the first flower sets off a second, which spatters at his feet.

Hearing someone else nearby, Quincy calls out, while trying to remain still enough for the dongle flowers to settle and not set off a larger chain of bukkake reflex shooting: ]

Don't move!

[ They should definitely not listen to him and move. The dongle flowers are locked and loaded. ]


ɢʟᴏʀʏʜᴏʟᴇ ʟᴏʟ

[ Not getting crushed by a nipple boulder would be great. After jumping over the ledge and into the darkness below, Quincy does not expect to land in a vacant room with only a hole in the wall. The disembodied voice makes its intentions very clear: PUT YOUR DICK IN THE HOLE OR REMAIN HERE FOREVER!

So Quincy puts his dick in the hole.

Only, when he does, nothing happens. Annoyed at being tricked, he tries to pull out... but his cock is too fat to pull out after all this sexy dungeon stimulation. Groaning in annoyance, he rests his head against the stone, giving up and temporarily resigning himself to a fate of being stuck.

Of course, the reason nothing happens is because his 'partner' hasn't yet landed on the opposite side to fulfill the gloryhole kink. When they finally do, they'll be met with the sight of a cock just hanging out, waiting, and perhaps hear a very annoyed sigh from the other side after a minute. ]


ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟ, ʜᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ

[ The marketplace is charming, a place much more comfortable than the resort usually is with all the glitz and glam. The smell of lumber and pine, the crispness of snow ... Quincy sits outside the tavern while nursing a warm beer and watching the artificial night sky as flakes fall. Cheeks pink, it's obvious that he's had a few drinks — the gaze he turns on whoever decides to join him on the outside benches is gentled by alcohol and familiarity. ]

Do you want some?

[ The bartender had kindly left a pitcher out for anyone wanting to enjoy the view of a lit tree against a starry night sky. He lifts it, offering to pour a cup. It's been a bit since he had sex, and the Diamond on his wrist is beginning to take on some color. It's normal to hook up at a place like this, right? And the mood is just right. ]

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( hello!! embarrassingly, there are still prompts I want to do: all the potions, slime with breeding rut/hut, slime with dom/sub, more kinks in the trap room, body swap, arrow shot for lust at first look, cute gift giving with CR, etc! feel free to hit me up via PM if you'd like to plan something out or just hit me with a wildcard and i'll roll with it. ♥

ota, i have to update my kink list but usual no's apply. otherwise, very flexible and dirty, let's get horny lmaoooo )

Rin Tohsaka | Fate/Stay Night | 9♣

[edelstein]

✧ 1. MAGE MARKET

(gen: scented goods, commissions, potion roulette)

Step right up! I've got plenty of goods for you to take a look at. I scale my pricing by Rank, so don't be afraid to take a peek. Not sure what you want? Pay a small fee and play potion roulette! Spin the arrow and take with you a random sample as a discount!

[What's available for the roulette is under the Potions section of her commissions post while her other offerings are also available. Unscented versions of the hygiene and body-care products are available for feeling out the consistency, and stuff like tutelage and possible enchantments are posted on board for examining.

While Tohsaka usually dresses like she has somewhere important to be, while she works at the market stalls she's actually sporting a simple hoodie and leggings combo to stay warm and comfy during a long day of (probably failing to make) sales.]

✧ 2. MIMIC MESSINESS

(nsfw: Frieren Gag Gone Wrong)

[While investigating the area one will be able to hear the strained sounds of someone struggling. Breathless, soft, and... wet?

Upon closer inspection one will find Rin's bikini armor yanked off her body covered in mimic saliva as she's surrounded by more than one creature. Her lower half is entangled in mimic tongue while her arms are trying to push away not one, but two more of the monsters attempting to bury themselves deep inside any hole they can reach. It's not long before she notices the on-looker, but that also means the mimics notice the newcomer as well.]

Hey! What the hell? Are you just going to watch? Freak! Sick perv—

[One of the mimics shoves its tongue in her mouth, and maybe? Maybe she deserves to be left to her doom if she's going to immediately start accusing people instead of begging for help. Or maybe someone could sweep away a few of the pushy creatures and use this situation to teach her a lesson about manners. In truth? If she's saved in the end she'll consider that decent pay-off if someone decides to take advantage of her position as payment for her eventual rescue.]

✧ 3. PERILOUS PLANTS

(nsfw: plant milking or vine bondage)

A. Dongle Plant

Stupid plant, just give it up already...

[Tohsaka frowns as she hastily pumps the flower's stamen. Its shaft harshly jerked in her palm as if she has no care for the plant like she would an actual person's, ah... dongle. Though if one were to watch her work at it long enough they may see Rin struggle not to put it in her mouth. Lips parting and eyes turning a bit hazy as the oral fixation problem she has starts to haunt her. However before she breaks down and gives in, Tohsaka notices she's not alone.]

Oh — are you busy? There was a posting to harvest from these things, so if you help me out we can split the reward.

B. Wood Nymph

[No actual wood nymph here, at least not anymore. Just the signs of Rin getting into a fight with one and being left out like laundry to dry. Vines wrap around her limbs like intricate shibari ropes. They hoist her up at a comfortable, easy-access height for free use. After all the plant creatures here are hoping Rin can serve as a distraction away from the valuable chests so they don't have to work as hard.]

You there! Help a girl out, won't you? I'll make it worth your while.

[And what in the world could she mean by that? Maybe a free item from her shop? Or maybe something to do with the fact that her body clearly looks like it was thoroughly teased before being left alone to be found.]

✧ 4. WILDCARD

(Info/Permissions | Don't see a prompt in here you like? Feel free to use this to tag in with your own or PM me for a starter. I'm open to almost anything, but have a particular interest in: Hatemance, Yellow Slime [sub OTA, dom for prev CR only], Erotic Escape Room [I originally made this its own prompt but want to leave it open to multiple kinks; pls msg me], and SSS Erotic Monster Encounters! I'm up for anything — my permissions can be a bit extensive but the quick overview: Rin is a bi switch, 20yrs old, and doesn't have an age limit lower than the game's barrier to entry.)

[broca]

[ While there are any number of surprises that the resort can still manage to throw their way (a suddenly appearing slime monster, for example), there is hardly any surprise in the way these encounters end. Even Broca makes the vague note in mind that the overwhelming need that's quickly bubbling up inside of him is pretty standard for this place at this point.

... But it doesn't stop it from hitting him all the same.

It feels a bit like when Matoba showed up at his room with Feline features, smelling like he wanted to be bred, and while Broca had been entirely in control of himself in that moment, he had still been affected by the other (temporarily Feline) man in the moment.

The difference is this time he's feeling increasingly less in control as the heat starts to rise in him, and he can see that Matoba takes note of the fact that he's being physically affected by his chance encounter with the giant slime creature. All that means is he shouldn't have to explain himself, right? After all this time, the one thing that he and Matoba do seem to be able to come to a silent understanding on is the need for sex.

So hopefully the man understands as Broca surges forward to place one big mitt on the back of Matoba's neck, and pull him forward for a heated kiss.

Covered in slime in the middle of waist deep water is maybe not the most romantic place for one, but they don't often get to choose things like time and place when it comes to the Golden Peacock and its whacky whims. ]

Troy Dantes | OC | 6 of Diamonds | M/F, OTA gen

[lakan]

ARMORER'S SHOP

[ Seeing the Rookery take over the hotel's lobby is a welcome surprise. He has only been in the mysterious Rookery a couple of times in the past, and now that it's back and here to stay for a while, Troy couldn't help himself and want to see anything interesting. The armorer's shop caught his attention above any other, as it sold weapons and armor.

Troy could only manage to afford a scant few pieces of armor. A pair of gauntlets and greaves left him with only enough money for a pauldron on his one arm. It left him to take off one side of his shirt and coat, exposing half of his torso. He had enough money left to spare for a small shield, and a short sword. He looks at the tools before him, humming thoughtfully while noticing another guest within his earshot ]

Sword and shield, or two swords... I can only do one combo. What do you think I should go with? Practicality or coolness?

[ He asks playfully, chuckling and playing with the weight of the sword in his hand. A machete-length, single edge blade - suited for his preferences. ]

TAVERN

[ Troy steps into the tavern, walking in slow confident strides and paying no heed to anyone or anything around him. His eyes were on the prize of the bar itself. While on the surface he has tunnel vision, Troy's heightened awareness allows him to pick up on things without needing to direct his full attention at them, so he feels no need to pick up the pace or be on guard. He sits down, orders a beer, and keeps to himself. ]

Figured you would be interested. Four tables to your right could start a fight any minute now.

[ Ah, good old bar fights. The table he mentioned has an indistinct argument going on between some guests. Alcohol and pent up frustrations make them almost inevitable. Not that he's not down for a scrap, but he figures it'd be nice to warn and get ready for it ]

FLOOR 1

[ Troy looks ready even before he and his quest partner descends down to the first floor. Shield at the ready, he takes charge and gets in front. It feels natural for him, leading, and his words feel almost stern when he gives out his orders. ]

As a two-person team, you're on watch of our rear and my left. I'll protect our front and the right side. Keep it tight and stay within arm's reach-

[ He says, heading forward without caution and getting straight to business. He lifts his shield by his waist and his weapon by his hip. ]

And point out anything unusual. Let's go.

[ Bossy bossy. ]

FLOOR 2

[ The combination of brutal chill and strong winds is unexpected as Troy and his partner got to the second floor of the dungeon. He can see his breath leave his lips when he sighs, then seeing it be carried by the gale. Regardless, despite being essentially shirtless, Troy keeps himself calm and focused on the threats ahead. ]

The wind is picking up fast with no sign of stopping... How're you holdin' up?

[ Troy asks, careful in his steps as he feels the winds starting to slow his stride. He's seeing what looks like abandoned campsites nestled in cavernous alcoves away from the wind, but it's quite the distance away... ]

FLOOR 4

[ Looks like Troy and his partner are in a more dangerous path now, with it being narrow, uneven, and slick. He raises his fist to signal a stop, seeing multiple paths forward. Troy puts his shield on his back and sheathes his sword. Taking a few moments to observe, there seems to be two options: ]

I think we can climb this rock wall. From here it looks like path continues at the top. Or, there's a short cut on the side, but it's through a narrow crevice. Any preference?

[ For a moment, he relaxes from his soldierly demeanor and asks with a friendly smile. Both choices would be annoying, so he wanted to ask his partner which they prefer. Heights or cramped spaces? ]

WILDCARD & NOTES

[ OOC: Any other ideas or routes of prompts above, let me know! Feel free to DM me for about anything, too. I'm easy. ]

4

[worldbent]

[A muffled oof and a quiet fwump echo from the other side of the wall Quincy has resigned himself to leaning against after an indeterminate amount of time, signaling the arrival of another victim. It tells him that he isn't alone; perhaps he can tell a bit more than that with some concentration.]

[Dusting himself off with some annoyance, Matoba takes in his surroundings. Stone walls still surround, but the room is rather bare, aside from a few tools against the wall to the side and the conspicuous wall behind him.]

[With a cock sticking out of it. Hm.]

[Matoba stares at said conspicuous dong, noting its size with a delicate lift of his brow. Something about that rings familiar; and as he draws closer, he realizes why. Ahh. How fortuitous. The owner of this very fat cock had taken some liberties with him not long ago (in his opinion, how dare he so pleasurably make use of his thighs!), and so now is a perfect opportunity to teach him a lesson about swinging that thing around as he likes!]

[From Quincy's side, things are awfully quiet despite the obvious arrival of a partner, just the occasional quiet sounds of movement. But after some time and the sound of movement stopping by the wall, he'll begin to feel something- a heated flutter of breath, the light, grazing touches of fingertips tracing along his length, and then the warm, wet flicks of a mouth and tongue, helping itself to a taste.]

[worldbent]

[Despite their many entanglements, Matoba's instincts now remain what they always have been: self preservation. The presence of a much larger, stronger (ayakashi) man towering over him with an aura that screams aggression puts him immediately on the alert, the only warning he gets before Broca is lunging to grab him.]

[He gets the warning, but not the chance to escape, and is grabbed forward into Broca's body before he can do or say anything in protest. But as soon as he's there, it's hard to resist it. Broca's mouth is familiar, his scent is familiar, and it awakens his body with familiar memories. A shiver runs through him against Broca's hard chest- not from the cold of the water, but from the pleasurable tingle that runs through his veins as body heat awakens him further. His mouth is wet under Broca's and his tongue helpless, already swallowing their mutual taste from too much saliva building up. And the hard shape of Broca against him, pushing between his legs, sends a throb through his own with unconsciously has him bucking back against him, thighs tightening.]

[His hands raise up to settle against Broca's chest, hesitant to push him off, trapped between want and hesitation. With the last of the common sense he can muster, he tries to mutter against Broca's mouth:]

At least take me to dry land first.

[Then gasps, shudders against his mouth, and grinds back against his body. The same, tempting scent that had filled Broca's nostrils when Matoba had arrived brushing and curling around his legs the time previous wafts up to him yet again.]

3a

[smokedout]

[A few things catch Dodger's attention about this scene - the phallic flowers, the moody speech patterns that tend to draw him in because he's consistently drawn to fellow brats, and... the look in her eyes, the particular way her lips parted before she called him over. He's got an oral fixation himself, and he recognizes that need to have one's mouth filled immediately.

He'd rather not act on it himself in front of a woman, just for the sake of preserving whatever's left of his very masculine reputation, but. Sure. He can help.]

Don't put your mouth on those, who knows what it'll do to you.

[Because it has to do something, right? It's practically telegraphing it with that shape - things that look tempting tend to be parasitic in some form or another, or they're a lure for some sort of predator species.]

And if you keep jacking it like that, you're gonna rip something. Here- move over and hold up whatever you're catching it with, I'll get it.