TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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His laugh is patchy and breathy because of that, but it's there. ]
Told you I'm not so bad for a human.
[ If nothing else, being told that he's too weak for something just makes him want to try it more. No one can say that Henry is too careful if they actually know anything about his silly, hot head. ]
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[Dodger hums contentedly, and sinks back into the mattress. He needs a bit of a breather himself, before he can muster the energy to pack himself back into his pants. And once that's done, he just relaxes and gestures for Henry to curl up with him.]
Two birds with one stone, actually... I learned how to hold my breath by learning how to sing. So we could do the same with you.
[He pauses.]
I didn't burn you, right?
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[ Okay maybe he could stand to be able to hold his breath for longer, but he's still pretty satisfied with his own performance.
Tucking himself back into his pants, he flops up next to Dodger, raising a brow at him. ]
You want to teach me how to sing? I can sing.
[ It's not good but still. He shakes his head then. ] You didn't. It was hot, of course, but I feel fine.
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Sure, anyone can sing. But good singing is different.
[Not that Dodger is a very confident teacher, but he knows a lot about music and that's got to count for something. And for their purposes, all he really needs is to train Henry into breathing from his stomach and holding long notes.]
I'm not gonna make you sing right now. Your throat's gotta be sore. But I do wanna hear it, later.
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[ An odd desire, but some people really like being serenaded. Last time Henry was was really embarrassing, but the song was also about him, so.
He huffs out a laugh. ]
Yeah. Going to need a drink in a bit. [ Nice cold water sounds great. Beer works too. Something other than really hot cum, either way. ]
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[Nine years, give or take, since he stopped playing guitar. He's had a lot of muscle memory to fall back on, and a lot of practice to make up for the rustiness, but he hadn't really felt like there was a point in picking it back up until he got to the resort.]
Plus, you're gonna have to sing if you want to teach me anything from your world, right?
[A drink does sound good, and it feels like a convenient excuse for Dodger to once again make his exit. It's not like he really has anywhere to be, he just feels like he should make himself scarce. Soon, but not immediately - he wants to soak in Henry's company for a little longer.]
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[ He's likely to sing when he's drunk, but he can take it more seriously if Dodger really wants to learn songs from Bohemia. Henry still really likes that he's taken an interest in that, even if all the history and stuff isn't his thing. It means a lot.
He himself isn't in a hurry to go anywhere, but he seldom is in this resort. Maybe he ought to find some things that light a fire under him once in a while. ]
I want to hear more music from your time as well. Even the lyrics are downright randy.
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They're not all like that, but... y'know. Good music doesn't come from your heart, it comes from your cock.
[He finally sits up, although his attention is still fully on Henry. Just admiring him, lingering in a way he doesn't tend to with other people.]
I should head out. We've both probably got important shit to get done, right?
[Neither of them do, and he knows it. More than likely, Dodger's just going to buy himself several rounds at Red Cardinal to avoid dealing with his dungeon-ified suite for a little longer.]
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Never thought of it that way.
[ Doesn't seem entirely incorrect though. Even in medieval times.
Henry sits up a little, huffing softly as he answers. ]
I don't, actually. But I can find something to do.
[ He could find more materials for blacksmithing, though he isn't quite ready to go back to thinking about things from home just yet. ]
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[Dodger slips off of the bed, and goes to grab his jacket and his own sword. He takes a moment to make sure he's put together and he's got everything he needs, before heading for the door.]
I'll catch up with you later.
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[ But he sits up after a moment, watching Dodger get himself back together before he does anything himself. Somehow it's always him watching Dodger go, and he's not sure what he should think about that. ]
See you later, Dodger.
[ He lifts his hand a little in a wave. ]