TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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And he isn't confident, but he is steady as he starts to cross the bridge, step by step. "What were you doing down here in the first place?" he wonders as the bridge swings slightly under their feet.
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He keeps moving, his own steps steady.
"I would guess for most people, they wake up there. For me, I... blink and between one moment and the next, things have changed."
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Assuming he stays. He might not. He might leave here, leave John here, and he won't be able to get back. And then what happens to John? This John?
Arthur stumbles, he falters, hut they are fortunately already over the bridge.
"You don't sleep? Even in this form?"
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"No, Arthur," and he doesn't sound like he wants to either. "Sleep is not something I want to do. I'm not sure I... can, naturally."
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He can feel the temperature dropping again, the wind picking up, and he clutches fast to John. "Means you can get more done."
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"Come on, Arthur. A little faster. We need to be off this bridge before the winds pick up again. Ten more feet. Lift a little more since the boards are uneven."
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But he keeps walking, shivering through the wind and the cutting cold. "I'm going as fast as I can."
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Which is when John is going to do something he's wished he could do a dozen or so times: he'll reach over, scoop Arthur up, hold him as close as he can against him, and start moving.
He's not just holding hands, he's holding the whole Arthur so... hopefully the enchantment doesn't care. This is romantic, right?
"My turn with the legs," he jokes, to hopefully soften whatever is probably going on in Arthur's mind.
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"Fucking brilliant," he mutters, then rests his cheek against his shoulder. "You can't carry me the whole way. I'm sure there's some rule against it."
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"It's- it's romantic. A-a-and intimate. It's what they want."
But all the same, he will pause once they get up to the first floor, since this place might have a slightly different 'goal' (as he's observed things to work here). He won't immediately put Arthur down, however. He's enjoying this. A little.
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But he notices immediately how John doesn't yet set him down. "Tell me about this place," he prompts him. Like old times. Like things are the way that they should be. Arthur is content with being in his arms, especially if it makes traversing the place a little less dangerous.
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And now-
"This is where I started earlier, so while I can only see so much here, I can tell you roughly what lays before us: namely a series of well-lit, dry, and temperate corridors, draped with twisting ivy and lined with torches at the walls. Scattered throughout this area are a variety of creatures, though most of those here seem to be relatively docile or easy to avoid. There are barrels and crates with small caches of supplies, like the one that we found your clothing in, as well as other locked boxes that can sometimes hold supplies and sometimes... er..."
A pause.
"Lick you. Or lick into you. As a surprise."
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"John," he says, gathering his strength and every ounce of fortitude.
"Don't put me down."
He trusts John not to put himself in any kind of position to be hurt or to hurt Arthur, of course, but Arthur doesn't even have the ability to see what's in front of him. Or what's coming for him.
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John isn't putting Arthur down. Instead, he'll hold him a little closer.
"I don't see anything in the corridor in front of us, other than a couple of barrels. Shall we search them, you think?"
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Of course they shouldn't.
He wars with himself for a moment, then chooses the best option. "I - I think we should risk it."
But he changes his mind from earlier. "But you should probably put me down if we're going to do that. I can help." He doesn't really want to help, but he will, dammit.
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John will put him down, glancing at one of the barrels thoughtfully.
"Ah, wait-" And he will hold a hand out to draw the item to him through the air, careful to pull it well clear of Arthur. He'll take Arthur's hand and coil it gently around the staff.
"You can use this. To hold things off, or just to help you walk independently."
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"This is perfect."
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"There's a barrel roughly two feet in front of you, to your right, about waist height. And beside it is a crate. I'm going to search the crate and barrel about ten feet ahead. Call if you need anything." And thus, he goes.
Of course, the crate turns out to be a mimic in disguise, but John is prepared for it.
Arthur will hear a grunt from John, a grumbling curse, and then the sound of something slick sliding into place. There's a soft thrashing sound as he finds the right orifice and penetrates it with a tentacle, and then the strange little creature is getting fucked to within an inch of it's life. When it spits out a few gems and coins and lets out a sound like a squeaky hinge, John sighs and puts it back down as he collects his 'prize'.
"I'd assume that's the only one in this corridor. Hopefully."
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He's just sitting down to slip them on when he hears John -
Oh.
He's definitely fucking that box and Arthur ducks his head a little, cheeks tinged pink.
"Hopefully. We wouldn't want you to get tired."
Unlike the last time he tried to couch his annoyance inside of a joke, this is Arthur genuinely trying to make him laugh...while masking how uncomfortable he is.
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"I don't get tired," he says before pausing and... well, the next words are a little more sheepish. "L-like I said. They really only want the one thing most of the time. I'd... rather do that than some of the other options."
A swallow, but it's clearly not actual discomfort. Just a bit of blushing, perhaps.
"I found some gloves, if you'd like. Considering."
His hand. And the cold on that one floor.
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"Bring them here. I'm trying to get this damn boot on."
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And John is definitely teasing, just a little, because it looks just a bit silly. When next he feels John, it's one large, broad hand splayed out on his back, supporting his balance while he works on the boot, and John will gently tuck the gloves into the pocket of his trousers as he does.
"The one advantage is that most things won't try to hurt you. Not... like any of the dangers we've faced. Other guests may: people can still be assholes, but it's not encouraged."
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"Yes, well, most of the people we've met are assholes, so as long as they aren't trying to kill us, then I think we are in a much better place."
He takes the staff and starts to walk off, but hits the invisible barrier before he can get too far.
"What the fuck was that?" he moans, bringing a hand up to his forehead.
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"I... didn't encounter this before."
He'll start looking around, however, describing their surroundings for Arthur right up until he gets to-
"-and above- oh." A pause. "There's a small sprig of a plant hanging from the ceiling, tied with a red ribbon. The leaves are long and flat and interspersed with them is small white berries, I believe."
Any ideas?
"It's the only thing different from the rest of the hallway."
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"It's mistletoe, John," he says, rubbing his face. "It's fucking mistletoe."
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