TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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"Bring them here. I'm trying to get this damn boot on."
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And John is definitely teasing, just a little, because it looks just a bit silly. When next he feels John, it's one large, broad hand splayed out on his back, supporting his balance while he works on the boot, and John will gently tuck the gloves into the pocket of his trousers as he does.
"The one advantage is that most things won't try to hurt you. Not... like any of the dangers we've faced. Other guests may: people can still be assholes, but it's not encouraged."
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"Yes, well, most of the people we've met are assholes, so as long as they aren't trying to kill us, then I think we are in a much better place."
He takes the staff and starts to walk off, but hits the invisible barrier before he can get too far.
"What the fuck was that?" he moans, bringing a hand up to his forehead.
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"I... didn't encounter this before."
He'll start looking around, however, describing their surroundings for Arthur right up until he gets to-
"-and above- oh." A pause. "There's a small sprig of a plant hanging from the ceiling, tied with a red ribbon. The leaves are long and flat and interspersed with them is small white berries, I believe."
Any ideas?
"It's the only thing different from the rest of the hallway."
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"It's mistletoe, John," he says, rubbing his face. "It's fucking mistletoe."
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"...so... you know what it is? Do you know what it wants?"
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He tests the barrier once more but it doesn't seem to give, even as he walks the perimeter. It's as if they're trapped in a strange bubble.
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It's easy enough for John, anyway. He peers at Arthur.
"...unless it isn't?"
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He doesn't really have the words to explain that this isn't how he expected this to go. His first kiss...with John. Though he really doesn't know how he did expect it.
"I suppose...you come here?"
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"All right. I'm here. How... how would you like to proceed?"
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"Well, seeing as you are the one with eyes that work and I am very likely to miss..."
He chuckles, feeling less nervous rather than more with the hand on his arm.
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He's jut not sure.
"How- how should I do that?" A pause. "The cheek might not... appease it, considering. May I- your lips?"
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"Fuck, John, just kiss me," he demands.
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Arthur pulls him down, and he goes, but he hardly stops going: Arthur is lifted once again, pressed against the one wall within their little bubble a bit less gently than he'd intended, but John's hand is behind his head to cushion the impact and also pull him in as John 'just' kisses him.
Kisses him on the lips, kisses him hard enough to press his lips apart, to steal the breath from him or so it would seem; he's certainly kissing him like he needs oxygen, like Arthur is the only source, like he will never get to kiss him again and if that is the case, he has to get every ounce of his feelings conveyed through this single act. 'Kiss' may become a slightly lacking term, because his body presses up against Arthur's, as if he could kiss him with every part, as if he intends to, and that contact ensures that Arthur can feel the low rumbling growl of hunger and satisfaction mixed that reverberates in his chest as his own name will echo inside his mind in John's voice, low and dark and gravely.
Arthur...
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The kiss comes and he's enveloped completely in it. His back hits the barrier and he raises himself up slightly, heart pounding an almost painful rhythm in his chest. John's body is pressed against him, but he doesn't feel trapped in this moment. He feels safe. Protected.
He opens his mouth to him, just as hungry, just as desperate. It traps his thoughts like a fog, keeping them from wandering too far from the warmth of this other body against him. A hand splays against John's chest, not pushing but caressing, touching this new form deliberately for the first time.
He doesn't want it to end, but the mistletoe is satisfied. And while that normally wouldn't bother him, it does mean that the barrier behind him gives out and Arthur interrupts the moment with an undignified yelp.
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The second Arthur answers, not with words but with his hands, his body, his lips, he's fucking lost. He suddenly, absently hates that he's wearing even the bathing suit because Arthur's hand could be against his skin, Arthur's body could be that much closer to his, but he is and he'll shove that thought aside before it brings him down paths unsuited to a dungeon hallway so he can focus back on what is.
Like his tongue in Arthur's mouth, tasting, coaxing Arthur towards more.
When the wall they're pressed against disappears, they sway, but John's answer to that is to pull Arthur towards him and gather him back against him in a very different sort of hold than before. One where his hand is very definitely on Arthur's ass and their hips are slotted just so against one another in a way no part of his body, especially That One, could possibly ignore.
But... Arthur said to kiss him, just to kiss him. Just kiss him. So, shaking, he will draw the kiss to a close... though he won't move an inch otherwise. His voice is... careful.
"G-good?"
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He's had sleepless nights before...after a particularly thrilling chase with Parker. Or a night out. Or any number of reasons. He takes care of the problem and moves on like any self respecting man would.
There is none of that here. Just John, bare and warm and smelling of lavender and honeysuckle in a maddening display of opulence.
"No," he answers, surprising himself, and then he pulls him down again to kiss him, desperate for his mouth and his tongue and every dream he's ever had.
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He moves like he's on an oiled track, no resistence as Arthur pulls him down. He'll step forward, Arthur in his arms, and press his back as gently as he can into the wall to help support him, yes... but also to give him something to kiss Arthur into.
Fuck. Fuuuck.
He doesn't know about the dreams. Arthur told him about the dreams he'd have, or he said he had; there were definitely nights where Arthur had told him he had no dreams or didn't remember them and John had left it at that, unwilling to push especially then. But even though he has not dreamed, that he has only spent those nights in thought and contemplation, there had been more than a few of them where he'd wondered about less... practical things in regards to Arthur. What their partnership meant, and could mean, what he wanted it to mean. He'd never done anything about it, never moved even a hair towards doing, but he'd wondered and the fingers on what had been his hand had curled in very real want around phantom flesh.
Now, here, in his own body, he can lift Arthur. He can run his hand down Arthur's side, ache to touch skin. He can cradle his head with such tenderness as he allows Arthur to claim his mouth, utterly, and claims it in return. He can rock his hips against Arthur's own and when he finds the right angle, that movement turns into more of a grind.
He notices the drop of the staff on the stonework, but he doesn't really acknowledge it. There's much much much more important things to focus on, including worshiping Arthur's throat with his mouth when he breaks for air.
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He gasps against the kiss, the intimate touch of his fingers around John causing his breath to quicken.
"John," he breathes out and he doesn't know what he wants or what he's asking for except to be able to touch him just like this.
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"Arthur..." is the answer, his mind focused on Arthur's touch and unfocused on everything else. It's why he notices-
"Shit, the wall is-" and he swallows as he supports Arthur a little more carefully before turning them so that Arthur can press him against the wall. It doesn't bother him. Nothing is bothering him right now. Well, no, the only thing bothering him is that they aren't in a bed where he can kiss Arthur down into it and focus on making him moan out his name in that voice until he doesn't know any other words to say.
"Better?"
Why is he breathless? How is he breathless? It has nothing to do with exhaustion or strain and everything to do with Arthur here, with him, touching him, wanting him the way he wants.
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He breathes him in. "Better," he mutters, an afterthought in his own pleasure. He can hear a symphony in his mind, the sort of beautiful notes that he hasn't let himself hear in so long.
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"Christ, Arthur..." and the words aren't a moan but they're certainly affected by what he's doing, John's head dropping back against the stonework with a thunk. It doesn't bother him any, though. Oh no, he's very much focused on Arthur's instrumentation.
Especially given the instrument.
One hand will settle in his hair while the other rests against the stone, makes sure not to clutch into in but only just barely.
He didn't realize it would be like this. He didn't realize Arthur would- he'd always thought of it as-
"Arthur..."
That name can mean so so many things. This time, it means 'I won't last long'. How could he? Arthur's complete focus, focus entirely on him, like this? How could he do anything but lose himself to it?
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He doesn't want him to last. He wants to own him in this moment, to remind him exactly who he is and who Arthur is.
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Takes him over. The climax of his Arthur's composition begins, with a rumble from John's chest, a deep, low moan, and what is absolutely going to make a mess of both John and Arthur. Hopefully they can claim they were caught in a dongle flower bush. Or two.
"Arthur..."
Thanks, aching affection, and the wonderful pleasure-soaked afterglow. He'll remember he should probably breathe if only not to scare Arthur in a moment or two, but at least Arthur will have no doubts about how John feels on things. Or whether John knows where they stand.
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The mess isn't entirely unexpected, and he pulls away to rest his cheek against him anyway, listening to the hum of his own heart and breathing.
"Think the mistletoe is happy?" he finally mutters, brushing the back of his hand across his forehead.
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