TDM 12

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WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
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alhaitham | genshin impact | new character/new player
— ii. HANDHOLDING (floor 2, gen)
— iii. NONCONSENSUAL FACIAL (floor 3, nsfw)
— CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
— ooc
kiss kiss~
It takes him a moment, as it is, to discern his former roommate's identity, what with the horns and tail and... so, so much leather.
And it might be good that he's stuck in place, because if he weren't, he might do something stupid like hug him, and based on the way Alhaitham talks, it's... probably for the best that he doesn't.
Still, his eyes are wide and his lower lip trembles as their eyes meet. ]
Alhaitham, [ he says, and then, belatedly realizing that he needs to answer the scribe's question, shakes his head. ] No, I... it's not because of me. This is just.. this is just the kind of thing that happens here.
[ He doesn't go so far as to say that it usually takes some sort of physical or sexual contact to undo whatever the magic is—he can't bring himself to do so. ]
oh, kaveh....
Kaveh.
[ the surprise colors his voice, well and truly caught off guard. the hair had been enough that alhaitham hadn't bothered paying the person he'd nearly collided with even a second look, too busy assessing their surroundings for what trap they've triggered. kaveh's hair definitely wasn't that long last night. he doesn't have this amount of leather in his wardrobe either, so he supposes it's not unbelievable it's just part of his costume.
that's not the only thing off, though.
this... reaction. kaveh has been shaking before when they argued, utterly enraged. the way his bottom lip quivers, alhaitham has half a mind to think kaveh might cry. at seeing him? unlikely, is what he'd like to say.
suffice to say, his roommate has all of his attention now. he's almost forgotten about the trap they've seemingly walked into. that shake of his bottom lip nearly makes it into his voice. ]
What's the matter with you? [ his voice is a note more careful than the insincere apology a moment ago. ] You're talking like you're well-acquainted with this place.
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He's quiet for a moment, before starting: ] I'm going to tell you some things that won't make sense. Just... be quiet for long enough to let me finish, okay? [ Otherwise, when he tells the other how long he's been here for, Alhaitham will interject about having seen him yesterday, and they'll argue.
His arms fold across his chest. ]
I am well-acquainted with this place, because I've been here for almost two years. I know that doesn't make sense to you. You probably saw me just before you went to bed last night, right? But time... time works differently here. [ As do memories. ] It's not easy to explain, but it's the truth.
[ He holds out his left hand so Alhaitham can see the suit mark there: a heart, pale in color, nestled on the palm between his thumb and pointer figure. ]
See? I have my suit allocation already. I haven't been a wildcard for a long time.
[ He hates this. He feels sick to his stomach, and... and now they're stuck here, and Kaveh knows what that means, and he's not sure he can take it. ]
he's a mess, it's fine
He's quiet for a moment, before starting: ] I'm going to tell you some things that won't make sense. Just... be quiet for long enough to let me finish, okay? [ Otherwise, when he tells the other how long he's been here for, Alhaitham will interject about having seen him yesterday, and they'll argue.
His arms fold across his chest. ]
I am well-acquainted with this place, because I've been here for almost two years. I know that doesn't make sense to you. You probably saw me just before you went to bed last night, right? But time... time works differently here. [ As do memories. ] It's not easy to explain, but it's the truth.
[ He holds out his left hand so Alhaitham can see the suit mark there: a heart, pale in color, nestled on the palm between his thumb and pointer figure. ]
See? I have my suit allocation already. I haven't been a wildcard for a long time.
[ He hates this. He feels sick to his stomach, and... and now they're stuck here, and Kaveh knows what that means, and he's not sure he can take it. ]
look alhaitham is on his best behavior at least
he doesn’t open his mouth, but the jump of his brow is a wordless challenge to the idea that kaveh is familiar with this, much less two years.
he accepts the evidence, however, peering at the heart marked onto kaveh’s flesh. hm. a little hard to argue, not that kaveh’s the type for fabrication like this. his gaze flicks back up to kaveh’s face. it makes more sense why he seems so unsteady. ]
Two years, [ he repeats, very much like he’s testing the bizarre idea. it doesn’t particularly bode well. for all that he’s sensitive, kaveh’s a sharp mind. if he’s still here… well. alhaitham doesn’t care for fruitless struggle. ]
Two years and not a single hair cut.
[ there’s no point in disbelief. he’ll believe kaveh, even if he’s not thrilled with the implication there. ]
"best behavior" = immediately calls Kaveh out on his hair
And then, with that sorted out in his own mind, the first thing he does... is complain. Kaveh's jaw drops, and a hand curls into a fist, and he's just about to bite Alhaitham's head off about it when he realizes...
Archons help him, he's missed this. Even Alhaitham being difficult, somehow he's missed this—
So he sighs, unclenching his fingers, shaking his head as he rolls his eyes. ]
I could have had it cut if I wanted to. I've been.. growing it out, I guess. Something different.
[ And once again, there's more he doesn't say. About how, by the time he probably first needed one, he was deep in depression, hiding in his suite and refusing to see anyone, holding onto— ]
...You must be missing your headphones, right? Here. [ He reaches into his pocket and surfaces with a pair of earbuds in a case, holding them out to the other. ] They have noise canceling. If you want actual headphones, we can get them later, once we can move—
[ Right. Yeah. Moving. His eyes close, and he sighs. ]
..Did you read the information on your watch, Alhaitham? About the kind of place this is?
hey he didn't say it was bad
he didn't! kaveh is kaveh tho and makes his own assumptions
he'll find out later.......
truth...
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Cale does make a face at the milky fluid that coats his fingers as he gets the plant to secrete the stuff into a potion bottle he's emptied out. But then he hears the sound of movement and before he can tell someone to stop -
There it goes. Well, one plant goes off. Then it turns into two. Four. Six... And now all of them in the immediate area are just dousing the both of them in their "milk." Cale, for his part just sighs and looks extremely put out. ]
Yes, I can see. Thank you for that.
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Ugh.
[ he shakes his hand, ridding his fingers of the ‘milk’ before he continues to try to swipe the disgusting substance off of his face. it’s everywhere after the bizarre chain reaction. not just on him, but on their surroundings as well.
oh, and the man that had been milking the thing to begin with. ]
Not a problem, [ alhaitham says, tone clipped and brimming with undisguised disgust. he’s wiping the stuff off of his lashes. understandably, he’s not thrilled. forget the way it clings and drips down his leather. no, he’s more concerned with the amount that’s in his hair. ] Care to share what you were collecting this for? Seems useful to know since we’re doused in it.
[ he’d rather know now whether the substance he’s drenched in is harmful, but he suspects that would be too sensible. ]
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Someone has a job posting for full bottles. They say that it's necessary for their medicines.
[ Cale's flat expression is likely telling what he thinks of that. Just medicine? Highly unlikely around here. ]
Given what the Resort likes to pull, the "medicine" is likely an aphrodisiac.
[ Or something to boost/enhance stamina for prolonged sexual activity. Cale also half expects that something will come out of this so - ]
Hence why I was trying to be careful.
please forgive him…….
he can feel the… milk sticking, glueing sections of his hair together in the most grotesque way. ]
Oh? Not careful enough from the looks of it.
[ his err has left the both of them struck with what he suggests to be an aphrodisiac. not exactly a harmless lapse in caution to drag an innocent bystander into.
anyway, he’s heard enough. ]
I’ll be taking my leave now.
[ because if he has been exposed, he’d like to wash off the substance. not stand around letting his skin absorb more of it. he turns on heel, tail whipping behind him as he begins to leave precisely the way he came from. ]
good luck alhaitham
I was successful until someone came along.
[ Sorry, Alhaitham. He's not going to tolerate that sort of nonsense. Cale, for his part, has sort of given up trying to get the substance off of his body. It's just too sticky. He'll have to find some water or a pool or something and scrub himself down.
Go on, Alhaitham, though. Turn around and leave. Cale isn't about to case him down. If it really is going to start to cause some reaction, it might already be too late. ]
Good luck not setting them off again, considering your track record for it.
don’t mind him, he’s just going to die alone lmfao
well that won't happen BUT
mistletoe;
[ dan heng sighs, glancing up to alhaitham's face, unfamiliar to him, but certainly handsome. handsome, and entirely disinterested, which.. mood, really, even if dan heng has managed to grow accustomed to this place and all of its eccentricities. that took time.
anyway, despite his experience here, dan heng does not notice the mistletoe right away - instead he looks around, not up, studying the surfaces of the stone arch they're stuck beneath. ]
Unfortunately, this sort of thing is not unusual here.
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alhaitham doesn't repeatedly test the bubble they're trapped inside. the other's reaction makes it fairly clear there's something in the area that they've triggered and while he suspects it's no simple means of disengaging the trap without completing its demands... it would be terribly useful to know how to avoid this situation in the future. at a glance, this particular spot seems no different than any other. ]
The watch didn't include this in its explanation.
[ not a surprising revelation. it was, however, quite up front about what was wanted from the hostages held here. ]
I'll imagine the solution to this puzzle is related to the game. Forcing our hand in participating.
[ dan heng is not unattractive. that's doesn't mean alhaitham is interested in that way either. ]
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[ it's helpful for initially settling in, sure, but things change so often around here that it's only so useful. the golden peacock is expansive, and always hosting strange, unique events. but alhaitham's estimation is nevertheless rather accurate. ]
But you're right, like as not there's some necessary compulsion - ah.
[ it's then that dan heng finally glances higher, following the sweep of the stone arch to its apex, where a little sprig of mistletoe hangs innocently, tied by a merry red ribbon. ]
There's out culprit, I believe.
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[ alhaitham stares up, unimpressed at the tiny sprig that dan heng points out as the culprit. out of all the green, vines twisting and creeping around, the decorated sprig sticks out apart from the rest. he crosses his arms over his chest, if he recalls correctly — ]
I’ve passed that same little sprig several times now.
[ he’s seen it decorating several archways he’s passed under. if he’s peacefully passed under it before, perhaps his initial suspicion wasn’t wrong after all. ]
So I suppose they’re safe to pass by alone.
[ turns out you were the problem dan heng. ]
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It would seem so. I've passed several arches like this without issue, as well. [ he frowns. ] This certainly makes sense, given the nature of the resort.
[ how it tends to push people together for intimacy. that there are traps designed for two or more people is nothing new, though he's not seen it associated with this particular plant, yet. how innovative. ]
Like as not, we're expected to perform some act of intimacy in order to be set free. [ a beat. ] Are you new here?
[ there are many, many people in the resort, yes, but he tends to remember faces he has come across before, especially ones as striking as alhaitham. ]
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She appears to have been thrust into the role of a "fallen angel," so at least they match.]
Hmm? Oh, yes, the bridges - they do look shady, don't they? I've just been flying over them out of caution.
[A beat.] Ah, y-yes, I see, that's probably not applicable to you, is it?
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Unfortunately, not. [ he crosses his arms over his chest, once more fixing his attention on the bridges before them. he leaves out that if he had his vision, he could very well pass these bridges in a blink. what's not an option isn't important. ] These bridges don't just look shady. Every time I've taken a step onto it, the bridges abruptly disappear.
[ if she's like him and encountered any of the traps of this place, she'll have likely come to the same conclusion he has. something (or someone) else is required.
a conundrum that hardly effects her if she's able to merely fly over the gaps. ]
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[She stands up, glancing over at Alhaitham.] Would you like any help in crossing them? I should be able to carry a person your size without much difficulty. [It might be a little embarrassing, though.]
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If you’re intrigued, we can attempt to solve this.
[ as he’s seen from the resort, little is solvable alone. it may be that just another body on the bridge with him would be enough… somehow he suspects that may be too easy.
he picks up the pouch attached to his waist a little before dropping it back down against his hip. ]
Otherwise, I’d be willing to pay you if you’d be willing to ferry me across.
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( for kaname date )
They're annoying, at best. Not an unfamiliar creature and not one he can't easily deal with even given the flimsy nature of the crude sword Kaveh had gifted him with. They had been unable to make it to the much famed treasure room and had left a few jobs unfinished. If Kaveh hadn't hurt himself, Alhaitham wouldn't be returning.
He'll consider his effort spent here as good enough for the rent he can't afford to pay Kaveh in return. Particularly if he's fortunate enough to make it to the famed treasures at the end.
Alhaitham is making short work of the slimes in his way. He has a pouch at his side filled with all the cores he's managed to obtain thus far.
He's ventured into various water-filled chambers. He suspects he must be approaching the heart of the tunnels, each room's waters deeper. Alhaitham, dripping wet, is making much needed use of the shallow edge of this pool to skirt the length of the room. When the water surface breaks, ripples and small waves crashing against Alhaitham's knees, it has his utmost attention. When the dark depths of the water seemingly spits out a man, Alhaitham is notably confused until he recognizes that's a slime that's spit this man out. A massive slime, almost invisible in the waters and Alhaitham realizes with some dulled surprise, it must have swallowed him.
He thinks back to the numerous chests he'd spied in the waters and wonders how many were traps laid like this. ]
Hey, [ Alhaitham isn't particularly loud, but in the quiet chamber his voice feels loud anyway. He has the decency to sound somewhat urgent, almost concerned. He's kind enough to pull the man up into the shallows and helps keep him upright. He's covered in slime and Alhaitham's lip curls in disgust over it, but he still delivers a couple firm whacks to the stranger's back to help him expel any water or, worse, slime he'd swallowed. ]
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It's not that he wanted to be eaten by a slime — of course not. Who would want that? But he was trying to navigate through the dungeons despite not being much of an Adventurer type but his nosy nature got the best of him and here he was. At least, that was fine until he spotted a porno mag deep in the waters and when he bent down to pick it up, he got jumped on by a bunch of slimes. Curse his foul curiosity.
In the end, he was swallowed up by the biggest slime of them all, one that was bigger than him as a person, and unfortunately had to struggle his way out of it afterwards. He ends up spit up in the end, after enough kicking and thrashing inside of it, and collapses in the shallow waters. That's when he feels hands grabbing him, pulling him up to where there's less water and sitting him up.
When he gets thumped on the back, that helps because he does end up coughing up a fair bit of water (and, gross, slime) suddenly, turning away from Alhaitham to spit it up to the side. He feels gross, looks gross, and is regretting all actions he took that led him here. The strangest part though, is he's not cold. In fact, his body is feeling warmer than he expected it to be. ]
Eurgh. [ Cough, cough, cough. ] Thanks...?
[ He's just been saved! And now he is ... covered in slime and doesn't have anything to wipe himself off with. Oh god, it's drying on his skin and in his hair. So gross. ]
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He's not the most enthusiastic when it comes to heroic behavior, but it's not hard work dragging Date a couple feet out of the deeper water and onto the shallow edge Alhaitham had been traversing. Less effort to smack his back a few times and ensure he doesn't topple back over into the water. He guesses its good the guy coughs up what he does. Once Alhaitham is mostly confident the stranger isn't about to drown in the shallow water, he lets go.
He hates the way his shoes are soggy, full of water. He definitely hates the gooey slime sticking to his fingers. Once he's let go of Date, he's attempting to wipe the slime off of his hands. It doesn't look especially gross, fairly harmless. The texture is horrific. ]
Ugh. Try not to get swallowed by monsters again.
[ He's not big on needless sympathy but after attempting and mostly failing to wipe off the slime from his hands. When he looks back at the shiny coat of slime sticking to Date, he definitely feels a pang of sympathy. There aren't a lot of worse fates. ]
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