TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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alhaitham doesn't repeatedly test the bubble they're trapped inside. the other's reaction makes it fairly clear there's something in the area that they've triggered and while he suspects it's no simple means of disengaging the trap without completing its demands... it would be terribly useful to know how to avoid this situation in the future. at a glance, this particular spot seems no different than any other. ]
The watch didn't include this in its explanation.
[ not a surprising revelation. it was, however, quite up front about what was wanted from the hostages held here. ]
I'll imagine the solution to this puzzle is related to the game. Forcing our hand in participating.
[ dan heng is not unattractive. that's doesn't mean alhaitham is interested in that way either. ]
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[ it's helpful for initially settling in, sure, but things change so often around here that it's only so useful. the golden peacock is expansive, and always hosting strange, unique events. but alhaitham's estimation is nevertheless rather accurate. ]
But you're right, like as not there's some necessary compulsion - ah.
[ it's then that dan heng finally glances higher, following the sweep of the stone arch to its apex, where a little sprig of mistletoe hangs innocently, tied by a merry red ribbon. ]
There's out culprit, I believe.
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[ alhaitham stares up, unimpressed at the tiny sprig that dan heng points out as the culprit. out of all the green, vines twisting and creeping around, the decorated sprig sticks out apart from the rest. he crosses his arms over his chest, if he recalls correctly — ]
I’ve passed that same little sprig several times now.
[ he’s seen it decorating several archways he’s passed under. if he’s peacefully passed under it before, perhaps his initial suspicion wasn’t wrong after all. ]
So I suppose they’re safe to pass by alone.
[ turns out you were the problem dan heng. ]
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It would seem so. I've passed several arches like this without issue, as well. [ he frowns. ] This certainly makes sense, given the nature of the resort.
[ how it tends to push people together for intimacy. that there are traps designed for two or more people is nothing new, though he's not seen it associated with this particular plant, yet. how innovative. ]
Like as not, we're expected to perform some act of intimacy in order to be set free. [ a beat. ] Are you new here?
[ there are many, many people in the resort, yes, but he tends to remember faces he has come across before, especially ones as striking as alhaitham. ]
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And I imagine a little weeding won’t help our dilemma, correct?
[ his sword is missing, anyway.
he suspects dan heng for being completely accurate in his estimation. as ridiculous as it is, it follows some semblance of reason. ] This place really doesn’t tolerate rejection well, does it?
[ alhaitham isn’t interested in intercourse. no offense to dan heng. he’s a particularly poor choice for this game. ]
Indeed, I am new, [ he admits, not seeing a reason to withhold the information. despite the consensus they’ll need to share some sort of intimate moment, his arms are still crossed on his chest. this might take a moment. ]
Alhaitham.
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Dan Heng.
[ no "nice to meet you", because this place sucks a bit - there's nothing to be happy about when you've been pulled away from your home and your people and your entire life. but anyway. ]
And you're likely correct. We can certainly try to remove it, but my experience here tells me that it will be a waste of time. Still, there's no reason not to try, I suppose.
[ .. but dan heng is just a bit too short to reach it. ]
Care to give it a shot?
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he returns the nod smoothly, feathers unruffled by the undesirable predicament.
as unlikely as this situation is, alhaitham aims to be adaptable. this is a circumstance in which fighting will help very little — doesn’t mean he’s eager to liplock if there’s another way. still, he finds dan heng’s collected demeanor agreeable enough to work through this painlessly.
dan heng is a bit too short to reach the offending plant, though. alhaitham takes matters into his own hands at the comment, quite literally as he stretches up on his tip toes — but it seems their culprit has planned for the brutish tactic. his hand meets an invisible wall, the same caging them in. ]
Ah. Well then, there goes that option.
[ every bit unfortunate it seems the simplest option doesn’t work. ]
For the sake of foolish optimism, does anything around here resolve without some form of intimacy required?
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Not in my experience, no. Worse, failing to meet their expectations often leads to punishment - or as I imagine the House might see it: gentle persuasion.
[ suit flares, and the like. ]
The type of intimacy necessary varies, and it is not always easy to predict, but the one common denominator is physicality of some kind. A kiss, at its most innocent.
[ he imagines that alhaitham can infer the rest. the golden peacock wants one thing from them, and one thing only, and the house will not budge until it claims its prize - their compliance. so he glances up toward alhaitham again, eyes coasting over his face. ]
What would you like to do?
[ they have precious few options here, but.. ]