TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

( for kaname date )
They're annoying, at best. Not an unfamiliar creature and not one he can't easily deal with even given the flimsy nature of the crude sword Kaveh had gifted him with. They had been unable to make it to the much famed treasure room and had left a few jobs unfinished. If Kaveh hadn't hurt himself, Alhaitham wouldn't be returning.
He'll consider his effort spent here as good enough for the rent he can't afford to pay Kaveh in return. Particularly if he's fortunate enough to make it to the famed treasures at the end.
Alhaitham is making short work of the slimes in his way. He has a pouch at his side filled with all the cores he's managed to obtain thus far.
He's ventured into various water-filled chambers. He suspects he must be approaching the heart of the tunnels, each room's waters deeper. Alhaitham, dripping wet, is making much needed use of the shallow edge of this pool to skirt the length of the room. When the water surface breaks, ripples and small waves crashing against Alhaitham's knees, it has his utmost attention. When the dark depths of the water seemingly spits out a man, Alhaitham is notably confused until he recognizes that's a slime that's spit this man out. A massive slime, almost invisible in the waters and Alhaitham realizes with some dulled surprise, it must have swallowed him.
He thinks back to the numerous chests he'd spied in the waters and wonders how many were traps laid like this. ]
Hey, [ Alhaitham isn't particularly loud, but in the quiet chamber his voice feels loud anyway. He has the decency to sound somewhat urgent, almost concerned. He's kind enough to pull the man up into the shallows and helps keep him upright. He's covered in slime and Alhaitham's lip curls in disgust over it, but he still delivers a couple firm whacks to the stranger's back to help him expel any water or, worse, slime he'd swallowed. ]
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It's not that he wanted to be eaten by a slime — of course not. Who would want that? But he was trying to navigate through the dungeons despite not being much of an Adventurer type but his nosy nature got the best of him and here he was. At least, that was fine until he spotted a porno mag deep in the waters and when he bent down to pick it up, he got jumped on by a bunch of slimes. Curse his foul curiosity.
In the end, he was swallowed up by the biggest slime of them all, one that was bigger than him as a person, and unfortunately had to struggle his way out of it afterwards. He ends up spit up in the end, after enough kicking and thrashing inside of it, and collapses in the shallow waters. That's when he feels hands grabbing him, pulling him up to where there's less water and sitting him up.
When he gets thumped on the back, that helps because he does end up coughing up a fair bit of water (and, gross, slime) suddenly, turning away from Alhaitham to spit it up to the side. He feels gross, looks gross, and is regretting all actions he took that led him here. The strangest part though, is he's not cold. In fact, his body is feeling warmer than he expected it to be. ]
Eurgh. [ Cough, cough, cough. ] Thanks...?
[ He's just been saved! And now he is ... covered in slime and doesn't have anything to wipe himself off with. Oh god, it's drying on his skin and in his hair. So gross. ]
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He's not the most enthusiastic when it comes to heroic behavior, but it's not hard work dragging Date a couple feet out of the deeper water and onto the shallow edge Alhaitham had been traversing. Less effort to smack his back a few times and ensure he doesn't topple back over into the water. He guesses its good the guy coughs up what he does. Once Alhaitham is mostly confident the stranger isn't about to drown in the shallow water, he lets go.
He hates the way his shoes are soggy, full of water. He definitely hates the gooey slime sticking to his fingers. Once he's let go of Date, he's attempting to wipe the slime off of his hands. It doesn't look especially gross, fairly harmless. The texture is horrific. ]
Ugh. Try not to get swallowed by monsters again.
[ He's not big on needless sympathy but after attempting and mostly failing to wipe off the slime from his hands. When he looks back at the shiny coat of slime sticking to Date, he definitely feels a pang of sympathy. There aren't a lot of worse fates. ]
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