TDM 15

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

★ Mating Season ★ is pleased to announce the start of nesting season in the Golden Peacock! This is a special time where guests are invited to join a series of competitive events to woo potential mates. Everyone is eager to find their perfect match and happy ending! 🍆 💦

Mating games will take place in various locations around the resort. Get ready to flash your feathers and present your courtship dance.

As a special introduction feature, all participants will be interviewed by a ★ Mating Season ★ staff member. Our sweet AI friend 🐦 CHIRPY 🐦 will generate a mate card that is likely to match your gameplay style.

Competitors will be able to browse potential mates on the ★ Mating Season ★ app to connect with those they would like to nest with!

Wildcards are an important part of nesting season. All guests that romantically match with a Wildcard during the games will be gifted a triple extra large payout for being chosen by the newest birds on the block.

Get ready to match and find love! 】

SEED ME IN THE BEDROOM

A BIRD IN THE BUSH

MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT

► New arrivals are in for a treat! No need to sign up and wait for the chance to participate in the mating games. As soon as Wildcards open their eyes they will find themselves in one of the wedding suites of the Phoenix Casino! Each suite houses up to six guests comfortably. That's what bunkbeds are for!

► Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. The term 'robe' is used loosely this round with looks spanning the full range of wedding lingerie. All lingerie come in either white or black to promote the game's wedding aesthetic.

► Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty bunkbeds in these suites. It wouldn't be much fun for Wildcards to only marry each other, would it? The staff also understand that some existing guests ache to wed. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

► Racks of clothing are waiting right outside the wedding suites. Everything available for arrivals to wear are elaborate wedding dresses and sharp tuxedos. Why? All will soon become clear after Mating Season staff urge them to dress and then drag them out to the casino floor.

TO THE CHAPEL

► Down the red carpet waits a gaudy casino wedding chapel and our favorite officiant, Birdvis! Two guests will meet for the first time at the altar to be married by Birdvis with no 'I do' required. It's possible it isn't really the first time they've met but game producers would appreciate keeping mum if that's the case.

► Congratulations, you're married! All new couples are forced to wear matching wedding rings. These wedding rings resonate and randomly magnetize wearers together. Now that you're married you have to stick with your spouse.

► Rings cannot be removed until either considerable romantic bonding has occurred or the couple has consummated the marriage. Whichever comes first! As long as the rings are on, couples will continue to be randomly pulled together. Watch out for brides and grooms flying through the casino as they're magnetized to their partner!

► Glitches in the matrimony matrix may occur. When a glitch happens, guests wearing wedding rings may end up attaching to someone other than their spouse. Even if the other person isn't wearing a ring at all! Oops.

THE NEWLYWED GAME

► The Newlywed Game is presented to help guests bond with their new spouse. However, couples may end up shuffled around—it's so difficult to keep track of who's married whom! Some guests who aren't married may also be dragged in to buff up the numbers.

► Poker tables in the casino have been converted into romantic tables studded with roses and candles. Each table comes with a bottle of wine, a pack of cards with questions, two notepads, and two pens.

► Players flip a card and individually write their answer on their respective notepads. Then they both take a guess as to what the other has answered. The player closest to their partner's answer is awarded a point. If neither player makes a close guess no points are given. The game ends when one side reaches five points.

► Questions cover a range of invasive topics, though most of them focus on kinks or feelings. Welcome to Self Report: The Game!

► All winners of the Newlywed Game will be rewarded with luxurious lingerie. Marriages take work to keep the spark alive! Losers will be entered into the spanking raffle. Everyone drawn from the pool will be subject to bare bottom spankings from dominants and dominatrixes around the resort. Particularly dommy guests may be recruited for spanking duty.

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE!

► Don't let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life! Guests are invited to participate the Extreme Dating Challenge, which offers the opportunity to meet potential mates in unique situations. Head over to House Finch and Cloaca & Dagger to meet some sexy singles!

► Staff are eager to help set guests up on some absurd dates. Characters are dressed in ridiculous outfits and given embarrassing tasks to complete during the date. The first person to laugh loses and will be subject to a humiliating but harmless penalty.

► Guests are allowed to select their own silly outfits. However, reluctant guests will be manhandled into costumes by producers. If it's left up to the producers they'll be wearing something embarrassing and sexy, like a maid uniform.

► Only alcohol is provided and there are no food options. Long-standing guests joining in on the fun are oddly sleep deprived because the producers keep kicking them awake so they make bad decisions. Current Game 52 players aren't free from such treatment! Excessive alcohol and no sleep make for good entertainment.

EXTREME DATING CHALLENGE! TOO HOT TO HANDLE

► At some point one of the producers gets the inspired idea to make the challenges sexy. During night hours, the Extreme Dating Challenge goes NSFW. Characters are dressed in revealing costumes and given erotic tasks to complete during the date. A favorite task of a certain producer is to ask competitors to suck on a girthy pickle.

► The NSFW version of the game has the added entertainment of Too Hot To Handle rules. Guests are forbidden from any kissing, sexual contact, or self-gratification during the date. Outfits and tasks are designed to sexually tease and provoke the other person. The first person to initiate any kind of sexual contact loses.

► Once again, guests are welcome to choose their own outfits. Those that must be manhandled will be strapped into harnesses, gimp suits, and pasties.

► Losers will be strapped into a chastity belt and mercilessly teased (erotically). Winners collect a large payout for their success.

CLUCK AROUND, FIND OUT

MY SWAN AND ONLY LOVE

LUST IS BIRDS

► Upon arrival to the Mating Season central hub, blindfolded guests are lead into a starting pod. Each blind date will last 30 minutes, after which staff members will knock on the doors of the pods to rotate guests to meet new matches. Welcome to Lust is Birds, where Penguinessa Larkchey and her husband, Peck Larkchey, ask the big questions. Can you get hot for someone you've never seen? Can attraction spark through voice alone? Is love... real?

► Participants are alone in their pod with a blind date on the other side of a partition. These two guests can talk to each other but cannot see each other through the partition. Guests cannot overhear other guests outside of their paired pods. They only have each other for company once locked inside.

► Pods are furnished with a couch, blankets, flatscreen, and snack bar. Included with the snack bar are bottles of wine and spirits, as well as the classic reality TV silver goblets. Guests are encouraged to drink and eat their fill; everything inside the pods is free regardless of rank. Relax, enjoy, and have fun!

► Don't worry, Mating Season wouldn't leave you up the creek without a paddle. Every pod has two glass jars with slips of paper. These jars are labeled ROMANTIC TOPICS and SEXY TOPICS. While guests are encouraged to talk about anything they want, if they find themselves coming up short, they can use jar topics for ideas.

► Find yourself making a connection? Mating Season would never cut off a fledgling love affair. Every pod is equipped with a large green MATE button. Pressing that button signifies the intention to couple up and nest. If both sides press the button they'll be allowed to meet face-to-face for nesting time.

SLUTTHROAT KITCHEN

► Welcome, chefs, to the Gilded Cage's sprawling kitchen! Here you'll be issued a series of challenges our charming host, certified daddy dom Albert Brownbird. Will you be able to withstand the heat of the sluttiest kitchen in the Golden Peacock?

► Unlike a traditional cooking show, all of these challenges are erotic. Since Albert is a kind-hearted daddy dom, his early tasks won't be too specific and remain within the realm of general appeal. Beginning rounds kick off with easy challenges, like giving their waiting partner two back-to-back orgasms. Later rounds include more specific tasks, like anal stimulation or nipple play with added parameters.

► After the challenge is issued chefs will have one minute to dash through the massive pantry to grab the sex toys they want. Toys are limited in number. Competitors not fast enough may end up with weird leftovers. Producers encourage kicking and slapfights to snatch toys from each other's baskets. It's good entertainment!

► Once "ingredients" have been secured, chefs return to their station and start getting their waiting partner off. Winners are judged based on how quickly they complete the task and how pleased their partners are. Someone may get their partner off quickly with a spatula, but if that partner isn't thoroughly satisfied with their "meal", daddy Albert is knocking off points.

► Guests that score highly are rewarded with two large payouts, privileges to use the Gilded Cage's kitchen for two months, a clean chef's jacket embroidered with daddy Albert's face, new cooking supplies, and the title of Top Chef. Guests that score poorly are assigned to the cleanup crew and peeling vegetables for the next dinner rush.

THIS IS DANGEROUS?!

► Come test your smarts in a battle of wits at Chickadees! It's time for everyone's favorite trivia gameshow, Dangerous!? Hosted for sixty nine years by Alex Trebawk, a dapper older bird in an impeccable three-piece suit, Dangerous!? has been a staple on the Peacock network for decades.

► Two or three contestants play by selecting clues under certain categories, including everyone's favorite Kinks You'd Like To Play. Players have a limited time to provide a response (for example: A kink you're interested in but have never tried). Failing to provide a truthful answer in a few seconds requires the player to remove one article of clothing. Last player with clothing on is the winner!

► Be careful—forgetting to phrase your reply in the form of a question results in a penalty. Traditionally this penalty is chosen by the other player, but Trebawk has been known to offer his own suggestions if need be!

► The winner is rewarded with a Golden Owl trophy, a large payout, and showered with adoration. The loser is conscripted into working as the winner's servant for 24 hours post-game.

FOWL INTENTIONS

BEAKING OUT

BEAK GAMES

► Not to be outdone, local algorithm junky Mr. Beak does what he does best: steals a profitable idea and turns it into his own content. Lust is Birds? That’s old news, baby! What the people want is BEAK GAMES.

► Beak Games brings blindfolded players to large cubes instead of the familiar Lust is Birds pods. Once inside participants are told that they are trapped until they have at least one orgasm, at which point the cubes will unlock. The catch, which Mr. Beak conveniently waits until after the first round to announce? Anyone who orgasms has to remain in the cube for the next round! Both parties orgasmed? Hope you had fun together, because you’re going for another round.

► Participants will find an assortment of sex toys available in the cube, along with an old fashioned telephone that can be used to request additional items from the production. Just be warned, Team Beak is just as likely to bring in a sybian instead of the requested sandwich to mix things up! Twists are good content!!

► Guests not subject to the cubes may find themselves locked inside a pitch-black room instead. Players are told that they are trapped until they manage to find the key for the door's padlock. The catch? Players inside the room are chained or handcuffed together. They'll be given the sole hint that that the key is somewhere on one of their bodies. Maybe even in your butthole! Mr. Beak will announce, Check your buttholes!

► The key can be anywhere on one of the participants. Once found, they'll need to make their way to the lock in the dark and get the door open. Good luck navigating that while chained together!

► Don’t worry: within 24 hours Mr. Beak gets sued for reckless endangerment and intellectual property theft, so any players remaining at that point are set free with “please don’t sue us” speed and given a complimentary I Survived Beak Games! jersey.

NEST SWEET

► Nesting Season wraps up a few days later, since Mating Season's legal department is gearing up for a long court battle with local network celebrity Mr. Beak. However, the impact of the mating games lasts for much longer than legal proceedings!

► Depending on how characters behaved during nesting season they may be recognized as heroes or villains of their respective games by fans. Villains may be met with boos when walking to Birdbucks for their morning coffee. Heroes may be crowded in the hallways and begged for autographs. Stans and shippers pop up across the board with fanfiction and fanart posted on the both virtual and physical bulletin boards.

► Since all guests signed away the rights to their likeness upon checking in to the resort (tiny tiny tiny print), Mating Season jumps at the opportunity to produce merchandise of participants. With the popularity of Nesting Season it's easier than ever to get a t-shirt with your loved one's face printed across the chest, featuring one of their iconic quotes from the games. The popup shop at Mating Season's central hub becomes a permanent addition so one can pick up some swag anytime!

► Divorces may also be processed through Mating Season once the shipping hype dies down. Mating Season does hope that you managed to find someone to be a pair of sweet mandarin ducks with!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; BDSM; competition; costumes; dating show themes; dubcon; entrapment; humiliation; punishment; marriage themes; mr beast references; sex toys

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header.

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Comments

[stronkest]

[ yuji turns his attention to their hands where megumi holds them up, gripping his chin with the other as he hums in honest contemplation. ]

Get divorced?

[ he meant what do married couples do to get out of being married, right?]

That's really confusing, but I guess I kind of get what you're saying...

[ he presses his palm to his chest, fingers rubbing against the material of his dress shirt over his heart. the muscles in his jaw clench and he glances away and down a bit, brow furrowed, something clearly weighing on his mind. ]

[shadowdogs]

[Megumi is looking at Yuji and can't decide if the guy's messing with him or if he's seriously not getting it. He can feel his entire face twitch, and he pinches the bridge of his nose.]

No, idiot. Have sex.

[He gestures at at least five shops around them selling either sex toys or lingerie, or offering "couple massages". But thanks to the density of Yuji's brain, the conversation and the "question" had completely taken the wind out of Megumi's sails, and there's zero embarrassment now; the blush is gone.]

...you alright? They didn't do anything weird to you when you woke up?

[stronkest]

[ OH!- yuji does actually look a bit embarrassed when megumi says that, color blooming in his cheeks. ]

They want us to have sex with people while our hands are stuck together!?!?

[ he thought he had it but no. as usual he arrives at the complete wrong conclusion in record time.]

Won't that be awkward??? [ not any more awkward than this conversation...

did they do anything weird? ] Not exactly... [ he doesn't want to talk about this here. he doesn't particularly want to talk about it at all, but he knows he's going to have to bring it up at some point. better sooner than later and risk fushiguro hearing it from someone else. he shouldn't have to worry about that so long as they have their hands stuck together, though. so at least there's that buying him more time. ]

[shadowdogs]

[Megumi actually smacks him upside the head. And doesn't explain further. The one brain cell he has is working overtime, and now it's tired. Megumi can't tell if he's messing with him or if he's really that dense.

In either case, it WILL dawn on him eventually, and when it does- well, Megumi will probably still be around because of the rings. And Yuji will get another loving smack.]

Don't accept random offers of food and drinks. Most of them are spiked around big gatherings like these. [Spiked with everything, so Megumi doesn't elaborate further.] And be careful when you're exploring gardens and the Vale, plants are weird.

[stronkest]

Ow! What was that for!?

[ yuji pouts, rubbing the sore spot on his head as megumi lays down some ground rules. food and drink he understands, even if it does make him a little upset. he's pretty hungry right about now... ]

Weird how??

[ they're just plants? how weird could they possibly be??

one of the shop owners from a nearby sex shop begins to approach the pair of them and asks if they're looking for ways to spice up their honeymoon. yuji mouths "NO" with wide eyes while using his free hand to motion by his neck to cut it out before he sets his partner off. thankfully, this scary dog is on a leash of sorts, so at least megumi can't lunge at the guy. ]

[shadowdogs]

Maybe if I rearrange your brain, it will start getting things faster.

[He's not completely serious, but he IS tired trying to explain (even if, in the end, he'll probably have to).]

Weird, as in if you smell them or get the pollen on you, it might make you [he searches for a better word, but finds none,] horny. And you might go after the first person you see.

[At least, that's what Megumi's been told. He's avoided going to the Vale and gardens in spring now because everything is blooming.

The shop owner gets a flat stare from Megumi, then Yuji gets a stare. Then the shop owner. He's been here long enough not to jump at the seller's throat instantly (that was the first month!)]

That's too complicated and advanced for him. [Megumi tugs them away, leaving the shop owner confused, looking between Yuji and "basic", colorful set of dildos and handcuffs with furs.]

[stronkest]

[ yuji makes a face at the idea of plants making him SO HORNY that he'd want to grab the nearest stranger and jump their bones- but given everything he's heard about this place so far it doesn't sound all that farfetched. still, sex pollen is crazy work. it's like they're trapped in some weird eroge adventure game and the choices are "fuck" or "get fucked". ]

Plants are not friends... got it.

[ silly shop owner, they don't need handcuffs when their hands are already linked, and they definitely don't need dildos with yuji's [REDACTED]. anywayssss why is HE the one being judged for the worker's mistakes??? it's literally not his fault they can't tell he's a moron who doesn't know his ass from his elbow in a sex shop. (no arguments here.)

thankfully megumi is quick to walk away so no further explanation is needed on his end, that conversation would've got awkward reeeal quick. it's times like these yuji finds himself a little grateful for how ruthless and cutthroat megumi can be when it comes to refusing social interaction.

once they find a shop that sells actual clothes yuji starts browsing through what's available to see if he can find a hoodie and some pants that don't make his junk look so huge on account of them being way too tight.]

[shadowdogs]

[He's not completely off. Also, while some plants are just fine, in Yuji's case, yes, ALL the plants are not friends. For Yuji's own sake.]

Plants are not friends. And if anything is giving you a weird feeling, you're most likely right, and it's bad.

[Everyone's spared from the further discussion about dildos and handcuffs. Now they have to figure out how to get out of these suits and put on regular clothes while keeping their hands attached.

Answer- impossible. Sans the pants. The Hotel employees probably enjoy Yuji's junk "showing off" like that. Megumi's the one in that case who's getting weird looks for wearing pants that don't show off anything. But to be honest, it's the staff's fault, they shoved him in these clothes without thinking- probably afraid either Yuji or he will run away from the wedding.]

We can't change so long as we are attached.

[Which, again, brings them back to the original discuisson...]

[stronkest]

[ tucking a pair of sweatpants under one arm yuji pauses to glance between them, crap- it's clear he hadn't thought about their linked hands getting in the way until megumi brings it to his attention.

he scratches his head, leaning against one of the displays as he narrows his gaze in concentration. he strokes his chin as well, trying his hardest to come up with a solution.

alas, he does not possess the braincell. ]

Hmm... well, if you have any suggestions of things you wanna try, I'm all ears.

[ fushiguro is the expert here, or at the very least he's a lot more clever and innovative than yuji, typically. his solutions mainly involve punching things, but he's fairly certain brute force isn't going to accomplish anything in this scenario. though he's still willing to try, if it comes down to that. ]