TDM 15

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In either case, it WILL dawn on him eventually, and when it does- well, Megumi will probably still be around because of the rings. And Yuji will get another loving smack.]
Don't accept random offers of food and drinks. Most of them are spiked around big gatherings like these. [Spiked with everything, so Megumi doesn't elaborate further.] And be careful when you're exploring gardens and the Vale, plants are weird.
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[ yuji pouts, rubbing the sore spot on his head as megumi lays down some ground rules. food and drink he understands, even if it does make him a little upset. he's pretty hungry right about now... ]
Weird how??
[ they're just plants? how weird could they possibly be??
one of the shop owners from a nearby sex shop begins to approach the pair of them and asks if they're looking for ways to spice up their honeymoon. yuji mouths "NO" with wide eyes while using his free hand to motion by his neck to cut it out before he sets his partner off. thankfully, this scary dog is on a leash of sorts, so at least megumi can't lunge at the guy. ]
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[He's not completely serious, but he IS tired trying to explain (even if, in the end, he'll probably have to).]
Weird, as in if you smell them or get the pollen on you, it might make you [he searches for a better word, but finds none,] horny. And you might go after the first person you see.
[At least, that's what Megumi's been told. He's avoided going to the Vale and gardens in spring now because everything is blooming.
The shop owner gets a flat stare from Megumi, then Yuji gets a stare. Then the shop owner. He's been here long enough not to jump at the seller's throat instantly (that was the first month!)]
That's too complicated and advanced for him. [Megumi tugs them away, leaving the shop owner confused, looking between Yuji and "basic", colorful set of dildos and handcuffs with furs.]
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Plants are not friends... got it.
[ silly shop owner, they don't need handcuffs when their hands are already linked, and they definitely don't need dildos with yuji's [REDACTED]. anywayssss why is HE the one being judged for the worker's mistakes??? it's literally not his fault they can't tell he's a moron who doesn't know his ass from his elbow in a sex shop. (no arguments here.)
thankfully megumi is quick to walk away so no further explanation is needed on his end, that conversation would've got awkward reeeal quick. it's times like these yuji finds himself a little grateful for how ruthless and cutthroat megumi can be when it comes to refusing social interaction.
once they find a shop that sells actual clothes yuji starts browsing through what's available to see if he can find a hoodie and some pants that don't make his junk look so huge on account of them being way too tight.]
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Plants are not friends. And if anything is giving you a weird feeling, you're most likely right, and it's bad.
[Everyone's spared from the further discussion about dildos and handcuffs. Now they have to figure out how to get out of these suits and put on regular clothes while keeping their hands attached.
Answer- impossible. Sans the pants. The Hotel employees probably enjoy Yuji's junk "showing off" like that. Megumi's the one in that case who's getting weird looks for wearing pants that don't show off anything. But to be honest, it's the staff's fault, they shoved him in these clothes without thinking- probably afraid either Yuji or he will run away from the wedding.]
We can't change so long as we are attached.
[Which, again, brings them back to the original discuisson...]
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he scratches his head, leaning against one of the displays as he narrows his gaze in concentration. he strokes his chin as well, trying his hardest to come up with a solution.
alas, he does not possess the braincell. ]
Hmm... well, if you have any suggestions of things you wanna try, I'm all ears.
[ fushiguro is the expert here, or at the very least he's a lot more clever and innovative than yuji, typically. his solutions mainly involve punching things, but he's fairly certain brute force isn't going to accomplish anything in this scenario. though he's still willing to try, if it comes down to that. ]