TDM 15

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sigh... yuji does his best to eat more quietly. he's sensing a bit of hostility over there! ]
Right... I'm guessing you're neither of those. [ yuji might be a teeny tiny bit of the latter maybe possibly.
he shifts his attention to the table in front of him with two glass jars and yep, they're shaped like dicks too. yuji squints and reaches to grab one of the small folded pieces of paper from the jar labeled "ROMANTIC". ]
"What are you looking for in a perfect mate?" [ spoken in a way that at least makes it somewhat obvious he's reading something off. ]
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Oh course I'm not! This place can keep me for years and I'll never become it's shitty little toy! [defiant to the end! there's no way the peacock is going to break through his seething rage and pride! keeps doing shit to piss him off too.
he saw the jars on his side, their pervert patterned papers plunked inside. ignoring those. taking a page out of a certain lion he knows, it's tempting to go to sleep and snooze a middle finger right in the peacock's face.
... someone has to ask questions. ugh.]
Someone strong. [that... came out quicker than he wanted.]
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regardless, yuji finds it rather curious. ]
Why? Are you heavy?
[ all tea no shade. why else would someone need to be strong to be a good mate? ]
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Haa?! [he gapes at the partition, a look of incredulous stun warping his features. not because he thinks the guy's taunting him. because the pure sincerity in the answer is galling.] LIKE HELL I AM! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!
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Sorry, I wasn't trying to insult you, or anything. [ honestly! weight is just a number okay, he doesn't care about those sorts of things- but he's not dense enough to not recognize that someone else might be sensitive to it or take offense, even if only after the fact. he's just a little slow sometimes, is all! ] I just assumed it was maybe because you like getting picked up during... [ ahem. ] Y'know?
[ yuji strokes his chin, trying to consider other options as to why someone might be so fixated on strength for a partner in the bedroom, but nothing else comes to mind. ]
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[he doesn't need "sorry" over a simple flub! there's nothing wrong with wanting someone strong. especially if he's supposed to be with this person for the rest of his life. "mate" and all. good thing he can't read yuji's mind, or he'd be flying into a worse rage... the couch wheezes as he drops back onto it, followed by an aluminum and cardboard 'pop' as the can lid tops off. chips. just a bunch of snacky junk food in here. could've at least dropped some fruit or jerky. idiots.]
How pink is your brain... [already jumping to getting fucked?! ugh, someone's either been here a while or is gonna fit right in. he kicks his legs back up on the armrest.] If I'm gonna spend my life with someone, I don't want some weakling who can't pull their own weight.
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Eh? Aren't all brains pink? [ he doesn't get it...
either way that's not a "no" to getting picked up. noted. ]
I guess that's fair...?
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Not everyone's a raging pervert! [does he dare think this guy means "pink" literally or did he pick up on the figurative way he was using it? who the hell'd they pair him up with?!]
Che! Who doesn't want a strong partner?
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[ ^ a moron, probably.
he's reaching for the giant tub of neon orange cheese balls, twisting off the lid before leaning back more comfortably against the cushions. might as well get comfy if they're gonna be here a while. ]
I guess it's just not as important to me? [ he pops a ball into his mouth, careful not to be too noisy about it less he risk further damage to his eardrums. ] If my partner is weaker, then I'll just be strong enough for both of us.
[ which for him, has never proved much of a problem. ]
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[what kind of dumbass is he dealing with here?! bakugo glares in stunned stupor at the divider, debating on whether to blast a hole through the wall just to get the hell out of there! before his IQ gets any lower. intelligence black hole over there...]
You're not gonna get any stronger if you rely on someone else!
[protecting some weakling who doesn't try to improve themselves is a waste of his time! he wants to invest his effort into someone who'll make use of it! (so he says; he'll still save anyone he needs to, yelling at them along the way.) listening to the guy across from him talk like that irritates him.]
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[ yes he's basing his knowledge of human anatomy off what he's seen in cartoons. what could possibly go wrong? ]
Everyone needs a little help sometimes. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
[ not that being strong doesn't have it's advantages, but if even his sensei, the strongest sorcerer of the modern age is capable of getting backed into a corner- or in gojo's case, locked inside a cube- then the same can undoubtedly be said for anyone. ]
Are you saying there's never been a time where you've had to rely on another person for something?
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[pink being a "cuter" color or some bullshit like that. did this guy get his anatomy lessons off saturday morning tv? a hollow scrape precedes another pair of chips sliding out of the tube.]
Hmph. Depends on how often "sometimes" is.
[he's seen more than enough people abuse the kindness of others and refuse to help themselves when they could be doing their own share of the heavy lifting! bakugo's a hero; he's going to help people. whether it's his partner with the pickle jar (after ribbing them) or some dumbass in a burning building.]
Of course not! I handle my trials on my own!
[yeah, life saw to it his arrogance took a reality check.]
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[ yuji is strong, but he can't imagine surviving half of the trials he's endured since becoming a jujutsu sorcerer without his friends and mentors being there to support him. whether that's during the battles, or afterwords, when the guilt of his regrets eat away at him. he's been suffering through a lot more of the latter back home, recently. having distanced himself from the friends he didn't already lose for their protection. and by proxy, giving up his only remaining support system.
it's been hard. harder than he'd like to admit.
turns out being alone really does get lonely. but even yuji wasn't completely alone. he still had choso, his "long lost brother" for all intents and purposes. as odd as their relationship may have been, he really was the only thing keeping yuji from completely spiraling when his mental health was at it's lowest. and that's something he'll always be grateful for, no matter how strong he gets. ]
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[bakugo used to think no one else mattered but him. everyone was nothing more than a stepping stone to his greatness, useful in strengthening himself and crushing them down beneath him to reach another plateau. didn't matter if they were student, teacher, or another hero. but a year does a lot to a person. even if he's frightfully proud and relies on himself to get through, he knows no one's a one-man army in the end. but that doesn't stop him from striving to be said army.
his troubles, pains, suffering, emotions, struggles, he hates admitting any of those to others, or letting people see him when he's weak. who the hell's going to trust a hero to win if they don't see him as strong?]
Some people get too comfortable working together, they forget about their own strength. I'm going to win, no matter whether I'm with someone else or by myself. That's the kind of hero I want to be!
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[ he doesn't repeat it in a mocking way, more out of surprise and genuine curiosity than anything else. he hasn't heard anyone say anything akin to "i wanna be a hero when i grow up" since he was in primary school. the guy on the other side of the wall sounds too mature for that, closer to his own age if not a little older.
"You are a strong kid, so help people."
that's what heros do, right? yuji wouldn't consider himself a hero, especially after what happened in shibuya. the number of lives lost far outweighs the number of lives he's managed to save... and to make matters worse, he'd been too weak to protect the people who mattered most to him. maybe if he'd been stronger, things could have turned out differently. ]
Sometimes... one person just isn't strong enough. [ he probably would have died too, if his friend todo hadn't showed up when he did. ] It's nice to have help from people you can trust. To pick you back up if you fall. "Someone strong"... I can understand the value in that.
[ it took a bit of self reflection to get here, but that answer makes a little more sense to him now. ]
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he's probably going to have to explain it. like normal. bakugo's used to it by now. people don't get what a "hero" is in his world because so many have their own ideas of what a "hero" is in their own. a title, a joke, a pipe dream, even the one guy who does have heroes in his world is more akin to (at the moment) secret agents. he's reluctantly curious to yuji's reaction.]
Hmph. If I can't do something, then the person with me has to take over. [growled under his breath, but acknowledged. he knows well enough his own weakness and lacking, even as he tackles both to eliminate them!] I want someone strong by me. The less I have to worry about my partner, the more I can focus on people who need us.
[us. he values strength, a lot, but what good is he going to be if his attention's split between his mate and his mission? he wants someone who he knows will stand beside him at the start of their trial and emerge at his side by the end.]