TDM 12

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WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
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Aak | Arknights | 3♠, existing character
[The floors right below the markets are the safest of the bunch. Even if someone were caught by a mimic or a minor monster another amateur adventurer would likely show up. It's a great place for people to gain experience for it they endeavor to reach treasure by the time the resort tires of this gimmick.]
[Perhaps one ekes a bit of money and experience by thrashing barrels, crates, and running from the occasional mimic. In which case, every room could have a little niche of supplies. It makes sense to go looking around. Behind one door, though...]
Hey! [The old, worn-looking dungeon door opens to a weird mish-mash of dungeon and normal. There's a regular resort bed taking up most of the floorspace of the stone room. Among crates and barrels there are also some cafeteria wrappers, plastic water bottles, and clothes that don't match the new armor aesthetic that's getting pushed.]
[He's hung a sheet up on the wall to project videos from his Watch onto the wall. Some sex toy review is playing as he rolls over on his bed to accost whoever opened the door.]
Didn't you see the sign?! [maybe there was a sign, maybe it got torn down in the last crate-restocking]
If you're gonna interrupt then you better buy something! [he points to a dresser that's covered in plastic water bottles and glass fantasy vials full of liquid in an 'exciting' array of colors]
II. Upper Floors (Flora Potion) ("i can take him" cws: violence, altered states, only death with ooc communication; "... in a fight, right?" cws: quadruped, fantasy bestiality, altered states)
[While Aak usually avoids tasting his own supply he's not against it in an emergency. Too many dryads getting vines around his limbs led to downing something unknown and while the results did free him from the dryads, it's up to him in a few hours to decide if it was worth it.]
[By one of the paths that leads to the lower floors of the dungeon, there is a great stone gate. The dirt and leaf litter of the forest gives was to stone that would characterize the next stratum of exploration. By that gate are two pedestals. One appears to have a statue's rubble on it, as if it were destroyed ages ago. The other pedestal, though...]
[has a guardian. The monster has more body mass than Aak, with the back of the creature coming up to what would have been the original man's shoulders. slim and short limbs have been replaced with thick, muscular ones. An array of teeth are displayed by the monster's open mouth.]
[When anyone approaches the lion-dog leaps off its pedestal and roars, causing many of the plants in the area to release a puff of dubious pollen. Cue music.]
[While anyone who leaves the door along will likely avoid being hunted, it's possible the beast could get far too worked up in the fight to resist a moving target. This is the guardian that hunts evil, after all, not the one who defends.]
III. Lower Floors (Slimes & Water) (cw: varies on thread direction, can involve any slime solutions)
[No way is Aak wasting an opportunity like this to gather weird plants, pollens, slime goo, liquids... and of this could help make a breakthrough with his current plans or just a good time. He's more than happy to party up with anyone who wants to go deep into the dungeon and is relatively trustworthy.]
[Relatively.]
Help me get this one in the bag!
[Is he trying to shove one of the slimes into a garbage bag? ... Maybe.]
You know, I never had a pet, maybe this is the time for it. Shame there's not an orange one. Say, if I mixed a pink one and a yellow one that might do it, huh? Is that like fucking for them or something really weird?
[conversations you have in a dungeon]
IV. Mistaken Identity (The Markets) (cw: body-swap catfishing, semi-public)
[The body-swap trap was pretty deep in. Most people who still have to trudge through the lobby-turned-market may not realize that something surreal might happen to the people who venture too deeply. Either way, perhaps they're starting to get used to various strange glimpses of the stuff coming up from the dungeon.]
H-Hey... [a shaky hand reaches out to tug at the clothing of a passerby]
[This is Fuuta Kajiyama, or someone who just happens to look identical to him! Aak is trying his best to mimic the shifty expression, the distaste for all things strange and yet reliance on them for help, and the intense aura of someone you wanna poke at. He was going to do his best to get Fuuta a fun little blip on his reputation radar!]
One of those stupid monsters got me. [It's hard to tell from his appearance where or how it got him. He's slammed an oversized hoodie over the lurid armor but that just gives the image of "guy in only an oversized hoodie."]
To cure it, someone's gotta... lick it. [He's so pleased with himself for not breaking character and giggling.]
V. Wildcard
(if any prompts sound good and aren't expressed up here, go ahead and PM me and we can work something out! kinklist, permissions, and anatomy notes are here)
II. i can take him (in a right, right?)
Either way, when he steps forward and Aak leaps down, he already gets the feeling they weren't originally a beast that belonged here. Anyone could tell that the lion is much stronger than the usual creatures on this floor. It's thrilling, but it also gives that apprehension of not knowing what to expect.
Maybe it's lucky he ran into the beast though. Others might not be ready to face them, but Wriothesley is at least confident he could go toe to toe. Is that confidence misplace? He's about to find out.
Gauntlets materialize around his fists and he lifts them up. Ready.] Let's see what you got.
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[The first strike is a leap to close to distance. It is predictable, though, and easy to counter. The real purpose is to get closer, though. With the distance closed it becomes more clear that the fur of the creature is laced with some sort of toxin. The gravity and impact of hitting the ground sends powder out into the air around them.]
[It does need to be inhaled, though, so Wriothesley may minimize its effects if he's careful.]
[Otherwise, it's going to start a chain reaction of status effects. There are some positives mixed into the negatives. Some toxins may make the world spin but also enhance his strength. Some may eat away at his stamina but also enhance his libido. The combinations of sensations are wild and nonsensical to compliment the direct style of the monster itself.]
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It's certainly not an ideal scenario.
He takes a few steps back immediately, especially when he notices the powder that seems to release from the beast's fur.
Truly an extra layer of unfortunate when one considers that Wriothesley's favored fighting style is close combat. He doesn't inhale any of the toxin yet, but it's more of a matter as to when. He might have good lungs for holding his breath, but it's not exactly viable long term and he gets the feeling that this isn't going to be easy like the monsters on this floor. Thrilling, but also concerning.
He grits his teeth before pushing forward, fist raised to send the first icy punch at the other.]
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[The impact of the fist against his side makes a pained noise slip from the monster's mouth. However, it also makes them brace harder against the ground. The claws leave chips in the stone below as he presses forward to try and bite the other's forearm. If the fists were a means to hurt him then he wanted to tear the limbs apart.]
[If there is some aspect of Aak still in it, it's a very faint glimmer. It is his spiteful desire to hurt others who hurt him. It is his fear. It is the lack of impulse control that gets him into these cycling situations to begin with.]
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II
It's why she cannot move on without addressing the beast. It's why she's determined to take him down and take him with her at all costs. She cannot leave him here looking like that. Acting like that. Entreating fights that may possibly lead to death. She must overcome his new form and bring him with her to the end. Then keep him locked away until this passes — no matter what.
He leaps from his pedestal and she begins running energy through her limbs. Magical power coursing through her circuits with adept familiarity. Tohsaka won't hurt him if she doesn't have to, but singed fur and bruises might be a price to pay to prevent someone else from sending him to the Broken Wing. Stepping forward in her adventuring leathers (nsfw pic) Rin beckons to him.]
Come here, Aak. I'll take care of you.
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[And he's dodged dying so far. Might as well accept her help to keep up the streak.]
["Accept" being only vaguely accurate. The monster sees the beckoning and takes off. He doesn't go for a direct charge, instead curving his approach from one side to the other to make any initial assault a bit more difficult to land. Should he get close enough, the first strike will come with an approach from the right side, with paws and claws aimed for the side.]
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What happens next might just be absurd. Without magecraft enhancing her skills it'd be impossible at her size, but since she has her skills she's more than capable of pulling it off. With a bit of leverage she applies some counter-force to his attack with the intent of flinging him at a nearby wall.]
You're welcome to surrender at anytime, babe!
[Is that a step forward or just a call to him with the hopes he can't retort or might not fully remember?]
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[The monstrous features that don't quite resemble a cat or dog can still contort in a way that conveys complete confusion. That amount of strength from something that size doesn't track and as his body is thrown and all four limbs are off the ground his has a few airbound seconds to gape. His body hits the wall and, when it does, a cloud of spores and powder come off his fur.]
[When he hits the ground, though, he doesn't stay down for long. The monster stumbles back up to his feet. It doesn't start charging again immediately, but the growl rumbling in its throat suggests he's simply considering another angle. Aak was still in there and Aak didn't exactly love getting thrown into walls over and over. Better to use his head, even if it's all wrapped up in a weird mess of monster instincts.]
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III hello fellow ingredients buddy how are the slimes today
Xue Yang is appreciating having a sword again, even if it's way shittier than his still-missing Jiangzai, and is very willing to dive into the deep, dark caverns to extract whatever juicy (or slimy) secrets might be contained within. At the call he rolls his eyes but stands up anyway, putting on hold his careful scraping of the remains of a splatted yellow slime into an already half-full jar. He gives Aak's soon-to-be-captive a glance over as he approaches. ]
You should try it. They don't disburse in water so I'd guess they don't mix but maybe if you put 'em together and shake 'em up hard enough you can get a suspension or something.
[ He grabs one side of the bag's opening and with a quick motion pulls it over the creature's body and around it, getting it at least covered without actually making any contact with the slime himself.
He's wearing gloves anyway. The kinky latex sort, because that's what was available, but they work well enough for generally keeping untested substances off his hands. ]
That enough help?
oh, you know, slimy
Yea, maybe some sort of fusion? [tbh, all Aak needed was the single "you should try it" to chase his bad impulses.]
[Aak scoops the end of the bag up and holds it tight. His gloves are a lot closer to improvised, with tape and ties holding bits of bag together. Less functional and less sexy, tragically.]
Plenty, [he chirps about the amount of help. He could be greedier, sure, but just the presence of a guy like Xue Yang made for a much safer gathering environment. One or two slimes Aak could handle but having someone around who could cut right to the core meant no big swarms were going to happen. Right??]
Now, this jar?... [he settles down on the patchy grass of the floor to pick a jar for his new slime-fusion-experiment. Despite his effort to be gloved up, there is clearly some slime that's gotten stuck to the fur of his tail... the shame of being a furry.]
good, good
And there will definitely not be any swarms or other things like ambushes in their future.
Definitely.
For now though the derailment is over with, which means he's returning to his slime collection. He takes his time getting as much as he can without picking up any contaminants from the ground, which means that by the time he looks over at his companion again, that slime has been sitting on Aak's fur for some time. ]
You got some on you.
[ Without waiting for permission or even acknowledgement, Xue Yang reaches out and runs his hand down the dirty part of Aak's tail. Does doing so pick up some of the slime? Yes. Does doing so squish some of the slime in further, possibly all the way to skin? Also yes. ]
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[His ear flicks back, catching the words just a few seconds before there's a hand griping his tail and sliding.]
Yipe! [The main part of his tail isn't as sensitive as the base but for all the petting cat-crazy guests had gotten he didn't usually get the full tail treatment.]
Ah, [There's something extra there, lingering beneath his usual racing thoughts.] Gross, some of the slime? Just rinsing with water won't do it, I need products for my fur, yanno?
[He doesn't actually expect the guy to "know," but that's fine. He turns to look, to try and see if it was a lot of slime, a little, or what color it was. Seeing the gooey stuff on Xue Yang's hand does make him smile a bit. Like, it's an exploitable kind of look. Like a guy who'd just been jerking it something weird...]
[Somewhere distantly he thinks, hadn't this guy been pretty neutral on the whole sex stuff? What would he look like going along with it all? That's a natural thing to be curious about, isn't it?]
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Slimes slimesss
What, you gonna get one of each and put 'em in a tank or something?
[What do they even eat? (it's probably cum, knowing this place.) But if the mad scientist here has a new collection of drips and secretions to play with, maybe it's safer for anyone else. (He still hasn't forgotten about you wanting his spit, after all.)]
You think they even fuck? They might just sort of split into two.
[ooc; I'm cool with gen or nsfw, and any slime effects or none. o/ ]
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You think I've got the space for four tanks? [his tail flicks, as if Shinjiro should totally know something he has no reason to know. Then again, if they've ever crossed eyes in the communal showers they know they're working with very limited space. Currently dungeon space.]
If I found 'em anywhere else I'd think they just split but in a place like this? Like... they've gotta fuck, right?
[He grips the bag, now with several slimes in it, and... shakes it vigorously. The wet sound of slimes being shaken in a garbage bag is fairly unpleasant. Then he loosens his grip and peers into the bag one more time.]
... maybe we need all of 'em.
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[And lose any possible floorspace in his room, if his shit dungeon room is anything like Shinjiro's. So.... Maybe not.
And boy, that is a terrible noise. Slimes squelching and plastic crinkling wetly and the bounce of his shakes making it sound like the messiest goddamn fucking in the world. His nose wrinkles, but he doesn't outright comment on it. Because look, weirdos gonna weird.]
Yeah, it's this place. But I figured they'd try and fuck people, not each other.
[He has no idea how that would work. But he's not putting it past the resort to do it anyway.]
Like get the whole set? How many you got in there? [Yeah he's just accepted he's on Slime Catcher duty with Aak now. Safety in numbers or what have you. It's just a matter of figuring out which he needs.]
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[Not as disgusting as the wet, squelching sound of the current slimes but, you know, it's something.]
[Aak does turn to look at Shinjiro will an absolutely expectant look, though. Yea? The slimes would try and fuck people? his look seems to say. And it's clear that expression hides an immediate impulse to set his captured new pets on someone. And the only person in the room is Shinjiro.]
[It's just the acceptance of Slime Co-Catcher that stymies Aak's itchy slime-releasing fingers.]
I- [the syllable is long and drawn out, like he's still really considering if he doesn't just want a slime-and-hobo-show] think I'm missing purple. Yea, purple and that should be all the lil' ones in the bag.
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ii
And worse yet, there's some kind of beast here. It's not anything he recognizes, and it seems angry. It's fine, he's been on the other end of this before -- what did everyone do to calm him?]
Easy. Easy there. [He takes a step back, holding up a clawed hand.] I have no intentions of harming your or your... ah, doooooor...?
[He really would prefer not to transform and turn this into a monster fight, but...]
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[The beast doesn't draw closer. Instead, he watches from the distance they're at. Whether someone was a monster or a human didn't really matter when it came to protecting the pathway deeper down. There's still some curiosity about the body shape. He's just not curious enough to chase the other down... yet.]
[In a kind of restless gesture, the creature takes a few brisk steps, pacing back and forth along the line of his "territory." With a little satisfaction in his mind that this intruder would not cross the line, he settled down on his haunches. The long, fluffy tail curls around to his front and and the tip flicks slightly.]
[It seems like he's much more cat-like when he's relaxed.]
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Well, that's simple.
Briar doesn't dare take another step forward. Still, his gaze softens.] Alright, I see. But you're not so bad, are you?
[He makes a soft, keening noise -- as one might pspspsps a cat, and holds his hand out for Aak to sniff.]
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[The beast's face is much larger than a humanoid hand. Still, he seems to interact with it. With a bit of a headbutt. He bumps his head against the hand and up the length of Briar's arm.]
[As he does, though, several bits of powder dislodge from his mane. It seems, even if he's not aggressive, some part of him may be dangerous. Or maybe he did it on purpose, recognizing that someone was doubting his bad boy status! It's hard to tell, really, and he can't vocalize what the truth is either way. The powder works via inhalation and causes a mess of effects throughout the body. Some are good, some are bad. The best one can say for Briar's case is that the amount dislodged from the beast playing around is much less intense than the amount released by an attack.]
i (youre never escaping me)
And, look, now he's frazzled. He's really just like to find a quiet room he can lay down and try to sleep for a bit. And this room seems small, so maybe he can hole up and... Oh wow, look, it's even got a bed--
Takumi stops and stares at Aak for a second, not processing what's happening. Oh, it's a shop? Oh. There's someone here. A giant talking cat person. Maybe he's already asleep.]
I literally have no money. [He replies, flatly, for lack of anything more meaningful to say.]
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[It's rare that a quest target shows up right at his door. Might as well take the opportunity.]
Ohhh, light pockets, huh. [Empty pockets. No pockets? What sexy demon outfit would have pockets.]
Well, it's been a while but I'm no stranger to bartering, c'mon, [he gestures for the other to ~step into his parlor~ and by parlor we mean the maybe foot of space before the bed takes over the room.]
Close the door, you're lettin' the heat out. [The room is a little warmer than the cold stone halls outside but not much.]
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He does eventually step in, closing the door. The hallways are cold as hell, and he's clearly shivering a bit.]
I don't really want anything, you know... [Though his eyes drift to the bed.] Why do you have a bed in your shop? I don't think anyone's gonna buy that.
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[He shuffles over to the part of his bed that's closer to his wares. He shuffles a few bottles together. The labels, if Takumi can tell from a distance, are quick scribbles and doodles. They're utterly incomprehensible to someone who isn't their originator.]
Oh, this is my room. [again, a really airy tone for such an insane thing to say,]
It don't look it, but this place was a hotel a bit ago. They went ahead and changed everything when I was sleepin'. But why should I have to move from the room they assigned me?
[he waves his hand dramatically as if to say, that's unfair, right?]
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