TDM 12

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WINDING MARKET
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JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

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UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
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Or at least aligned. ]
Yeah, a mixture wouldn't be this transparent. It's gotta have some color on its own.
[ As he speaks he takes out a new jar and scrapes as much as he can manage off his hand and into it, then puts it back away and starts to look at the ground as well. It takes several seconds of inspection before he lifts his head to look in a certain direction. ]
... Looks like there's some in the water flowing from that direction. Let's go.
[ Then he sets off, following the path of the small stream beside them, which coincidentally is a very similar direction to the one the nearly-captured slime previously took off in. That trace amount of iridescent slime in the water also might happen to be increasing at a somewhat alarming rate, given the secretion amount of the other slimes they've found up until now. ]
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[So, there's a spring in Aak's step as he follows. He does keep a little bit behind, his instinct still being to let the necromancer with the sword handle the front. If something too dangerous showed up, he could safely book it.]
[... something like a large, iridescent slime? The source of the stream is a small waterfall and the water seems to cascade over and through a slime that's way bigger than any of the individually colored slimes. The poor previously-capture slime is also inching up the little steps of the waterfall to safety.]
Ah. [Well, it's not moving... yet...]
So, like, that's the mom? [guess they must reproduce in some kinda way because that's obviously a "mom help."]
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Mom, boss, patriarch, sovereign. Something like that, probably.
I don't think I can splat this one like the smaller ones, but maybe I can get a good chunk off it.
[ With that he dashes forwards, sword at the ready. As he approaches the mother slime's surface starts to wobble and vibrate. He reaches the waterfall just as the creature seems to collapse, and though he manages to slash downward to follow its movements there's a splash and a muted clang as his sword hits the water and collides with the rocks below. Xue Yang's gaze drops to follow the slime and he turns around a moment later. ]
It's trying to escape down the river!
[ Like an oil slick, it shimmers clearly even as it loses most of its form and starts to move along with the current. ]
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[Aak watches the approach, not sure what the best support angle would be. Ideally, Xue Yang can handle it all by himself and he just gets to reap the benefits. There's a swing of the sword and Aak just find himself thinking, ah, it'd be better with no shirt. That silly train of thought is quickly eclipsed as the gelatinous ooze starts to slide down the waterfall.]
Ah- shit, damn- [Partially because it's trying to escape and partially because now that's his problem. His personal choice of weapon was a bit too high-tech to be in the shops here. The concept of his weapon is the same, though. Just instead of firing needles he has to fish some vials out of his pocket.]
[A quick glance at the labels, ones that would be incomprehensible to anyone else, and he picks one to toss. His aim is good, at least, hitting a rock in the stream that shatters the glass. The liquid inside inevitably gets absorbed by the moving slime. Some glass, too, not that it actually does damage.]
That's a sedative on it, working on next! [Which next vial would be the best for slowing it down, maybe lowering the temperature?...]
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With a leap beyond the capabilities of a normal human he gets away from the waterfall and lands by the stream, not quite as far down as the slime has made it to but not too far either. Now that there's drugs in the water he doesn't want to recklessly splash it up, and his boots aren't the most waterproof, so he stays out of anywhere it's more than an inch or so deep as he follows the stream. The water is swift but speed is his specialty, and it's only a couple seconds before he's overtaken their target. It helps that the slime is drifting much more listlessly than it was a moment ago. Rather than smoothly adapting to the shape of the stream to slide along quickly through the current, it's now wobbling and bouncing around a bit as it goes.
Wasting no time, Xue Yang drives his sword into the slime, this time striking true. The attack doesn't do much though: it somewhat pins the slime in place, and it seems to have enough bodily integrity that it doesn't just part around his weapon or otherwise slip free. What it does do however is start to creep up the blade, even coming out of the water somewhat, encroaching on Xue Yang's gloves and moving towards his wrists and skin. ]
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[Too optimistic, perhaps!]
[Aak's grip tightens on the vial as he sees the shape of the slime distort and start to move towards Xue Yang. There's a definite conflict happening behind his cat-like eyes. The original plan to stop the thing, catch it, and document it is still appealing. However... if he sacrifices Xue Yang here, then he can observe exactly what happens. He can take advantage of what happens.]
[His tail swishes from one side to the other. He lowers the hand that was brandishing his vials. He's watching with rapt attention, like a scavenger hoping for scraps.]
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Xue Yang is acutely aware as whatever is "next" fails to appear in a timely manner. He scowls and just before the slime makes contact with his skin, lets go of his sword and pull his hands back. He forms a sword seal with his right hand and throws a sharp glare Aak's way. ]
Are you out of poisons already or what?! If you're gonna be useless don't say you'll help!
[ But his attention is quickly drawn back to the slime. His attempt at using spiritual energy to keep the sword in place, while successful, is not actually accomplishing his goal of preventing the slime's escape attempt. Before it can actually crawl up and over the top of the sword to get away, the weapon seems to move on its own. It suddenly rises out of the water, pulling the slime that has rather thoroughly engulfed it along with it and moving the creature to one of the (more) dry areas nearby.
The slime and the sword inside it both continue to squirm, and from the outside it's very difficult to tell which party is responsible for how much of the motion. Xue Yang would like to retrieve his sword, but he also doesn't want to let this thing get away, so he isn't trying to wrest it free just yet. ]
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[And while Aak was fine to let disaster befall someone by inaction, he's less prone to actively sabotage someone (who he thinks will get him back later). He's ready to favor the winner and the slime doesn't seem to be on the winning side anymore. So, he shuffles his vials before settling on one.]
Sorryyyyy, [says a Feline absolutely unapologetic,] got my labels mixed up!
[Aak also feels a bit more confident so long as he can stay on the far side of the stream from the slime (now swordslime). He probably shouldn't use anything that might corrode metal, then. This one should affect biological tissue which miiiiight be an issue for someone trying to retrieve their sword but. Xue Yang was a big boy poisoner, he could handle it.]
Try not to breathe any of this one in! [Another pitch, aimed for the ground near the Mother Slime so that the glass shatters again.]
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He manages to hold the slime still enough that the vial breaks right next to it. Xue Yang immediately moves back a few more steps, his left arm coming up to cover his nose and mouth with the fabric of his clothes. He doesn't know what sort of poison Aak just used, and sometimes "don't breathe it in" really means "don't let this get into your nose or mouth at all", so he's not risking it.
Whatever poison it is, it quickly seems like it's being effective enough. The slime's wiggling turns into more of a twitching motion and further slows. Given its texture and coloring it's hard for Xue Yang to tell exactly what the poison is doing inside of it, even though the semi-transparency means he can see it spreading throughout the slime. Well, if it works, it works, right?
The twitching slows to a near stop and the slime looks to be only barely holding its shape together, practically melting into a puddle, when Xue Yang recalls his sword back to his hand. Even though he doesn't need to reach into the slime he still gets some of the mess on his glove from what stuck to the sword's hilt. He scowls as he inspects it, trying to see if he can spot any traces of that second poison in it, then turns his gaze back to the slime itself and steps closer for a better look. ]
... Is that stuff gonna fuck up the samples?
[ He's now standing rather close considering he hasn't actually made sure to kill the slime. He may or may not regret this in the near future. ]
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Eeehhh, [Aak answers the question with a half-hearted wag of the hand.]
It shouldn't kill any tissue. Although who knows if it can heal itself once it's separated from the whole thing.
[That does make it a question of its regenerative abilities. They've subdued it for now, sure. The toxin was still spreading, albeit more slowly as the sheer amount of mass has depleted the vial.]
So if you're gonna scoop, scoop the part that's clean.
[And he'll cheer the guy on from his safe distance!]
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But with the advice Xue Yang wastes no time. He gives a quick flick of his sword to get most of the mess off, then takes out an empty jar and quickly dips it into the slime's body where the poison doesn't seem to have spread to much, if at all. He closes it and starts to fill a second one, but before he has the chance to pull the new jar back, the slime seems to cling to the object. It still has much less structural integrity than before, but in what seems almost too fast of a motion it pulls itself together enough to crawl up around the bottle, Xue Yang's hand, his arm, and enough of his shoulder that it even brushes the skin of his cheek before he's jerking back with a sharp ]
Dammit--
[ He pulls mostly free of it, but it continues to cling to his lower arm enough that the whole body slides the couple steps he moves backwards in his attempts to separate himself from it. He was clearly not expecting it to still be this active. ]
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[As the second bottle is caught, though, that same sense of excitement starts to flutter in his heart. As the slime makes its way up the other man's body he can't help but think that must be doing something to him. It's like the slime went ahead and licked the guy's cheek! So, whatever affect it might have, it would start to take effect slowly but surely.]
[When it came to fear of the slime, he wanted to keep that safe distance even if it cost some goodwill. When it came to observation, though, that couldn't be sacrificed.]
Ha ha! [He can't help but laugh as Xue Yang's tug moves the entire mass of slime along with it. There were some sections that lingered behind, likely the bits completely debilitated by poison, but a majority of it was still clinging to the necromancer's hand. Despite the risk, Aak has approached and hopped his way over the stream.]
Clever for a thing with no brains, huh? [the Feline comments. He looks far too smug for someone in sword-and-slime distance.]
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There's a slight warmth on Xue Yang's cheek that he is deliberately ignoring for the moment as he tries to regain control of the situation. Inside the slime's body his lower arm is slowly starting to tingle as well, and he doesn't want to test whether that's the slime or the toxin. His instinct is to cut into the slime's body with his sword, since that arm is still free. He makes a solid attempt, but it's still mobile enough that under the circumstances even with his skill he doesn't manage to hit it at an angle that cuts more than a small chunk off.
His annoyance at Aak's laughter is only fueled on by the warmth beginning to suffuse his body, and he acts without pausing to consider whether he shouldn't. His gaze snaps to Aak, and a moment later he's swinging his trapped arm, slime and all, in his direction. Try to laugh about this. ]
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[So, like, he's gotta look down between the guy's legs which gives him precious little time to react to getting clocked.]
[The slime's weight is still enough to hit with some force, even with the poisoned bits failing to leave the floor. It impacts his shoulder and sends him stumbling and falling to the wet floor. The slime seems to split with half the mass staying latched onto the necromancer's arm and half going with Aak down onto the floor. It immediately starts squirming its way up the Feline's body. Perhaps there was an instinct to attack the subjects' face when they were incapacitated?]
Hey, hey, hey! [Aak is not incapacitated and scrambles to try and push the encroaching slime away from his neck.]
You know this means we're both screwed, right?! [he spares Xue Yang an accusatory look from his place on the dungeon floor, slime between his fingers]
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Which is not being coaxed down in the least by the mass of slime making its second (less enthusiastic) attempt to creep up his arm. Unfortunately for Xue Yang, now that it's no longer on the ground, he has lost all leverage to pull back from it at all to stop its advances. Thus it's much easier to continue directing his frustration at the other conveniently-nearby target. ]
You think I'd let you just fuck me over and leave? We're both gonna find out exactly what this shit does!
[ The degree of intention in the fucking over is irrelevant. Reverse fucking over is now happening, and it is happening very enthusiastically.
Despite his own situation, Xue Yang takes the couple steps to where Aak fell and kneels down over him. He reaches out with his right arm to try to hold Aak's shoulder down and keep him on the floor so he'll be easier prey for
Xue Yangthe slime. Even with the proximity the part that remained adhered to Xue Yang seems to still be preferring him, continuing its encroachment towards his face instead of making any attempt to reverse course and head downwards.Said face certainly looks redder than before, and though Xue Yang's breathing isn't any faster it's gotten noticeably heavier as he glares at Aak below him. His sword is all but forgotten in his left hand, an action that would almost be merciful if there had been any thought involved. Despite it, he's still not used to having the weapon back after having gone without for so long. ]
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[Even if there wasn't a compound in the slime, having a guy above you with a stern expression, a flushed face, and a hard on is going to make him feel a certain kinda way. While Aak grapples with that, the slime continues to advance and he only snaps out of it when he feels its cool touch on his neck.]
H- [He wants to reach up and slap the slime on his neck like a mosquito but, again, his shoulder's down against the ground.]
Hey, come on, I didn't mean anything by it, [the babbling starts,] I was helping! I can- [his eyes flick over the other's features again] -I can still help!
[He hikes his knee up to try and rest it between Xue Yang's legs. He can exploit how turned on the other guy is and use that to... to...]
Come on, [he repeats, sounding less desperate (pathetic) and more desperate (sexual),] You can use me, right~?
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When his eyes open again, the annoyance is mostly gone from his expression. Not entirely, but what remains is taking great effort to retain among the lust. Another curse slips out, this one quieter and more at himself, a squeeze shut of his eyes and a furrow of his brow as he struggles to recapture the resentment of a moment ago-- ]
Is this just-- [ his hips unconsciously jut forwards a bit and he hisses, ] --more horny shit? Not even fucking--interesting--
[ But he's clearly losing the fight to keep his anger at the forefront. The slime reaches his collar and begins to slide along his own neck, and Xue Yang at least has a hand free to try shoving it back, even if the motion is more instinct than intention and mostly ineffective. Instead he's much more focused on making good use of Aak's knee, no longer bothering with trying to stop himself from humping against it, keeping a half-lidded gaze steady on Aak as he does so. He still manages to look at least a little annoyed despite it. ]
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[Since there's a specific desire that's welling up that's so counter to what Aak usually wants that the two can't coexist. A weak laugh spills from his lips as Xue Yang slides back and forth.]
If you do it like that, yea. [He peers though half-lidded eyes.]
Slow down, [as if he has any control over what the man does above him,] because [hah] wouldn't it be a waste to just come in your pants?
[Normally he wouldn't care. The two of them had managed to track down the mother slime, though, and that made him acutely feel that any of that seed spilling was a total waste. The dude can be annoyed all he want but he's gotta see it the same way, right?]
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Then why'd you put your leg up? If you want me in your ass then show me your ass.
[ And with just those few words he's now imagining Aak begging him, not to not hurt him, but to come inside him over and over again and fill him up. He's imagining himself doing so, stuffing Aak so full that it spills out of him, leaving him a bloated mess.
That's probably just the effects from the slime making him horny. Never mind that it's not really the specific fantasies Xue Yang has ever had before.
If he had more mental faculties it would probably register as odd, but he's in no position to do any self-reflection. Instead he's already reaching for Aak's pants. ]
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[The leg shifts down, in time for Xue Yang to start tugging down his pants.]
I needed you to listen! [Just words, filler while he's trying to wriggle and help the pants off, too. Damp fabric against damp fur means that things don't slide off as easily as they could. And while he cares a lot about his clothes, right now,]
Hhh, tear 'em if you gotta. [He twists his body, following the indirect order he was given. If he wants it, he needs to show it, right? He wants it. He wants it bad enough that he doesn't care if his face is near the cruddy, slimy ground. He doesn't care what abnormal fantasies are brewing.]
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But it's tucked away again a moment later as Xue Yang reaches for the slit in the fabric. His hand is slick with the residue from the slime and Xue Yang has the sudden urge to get it inside Aak, as much of it as he can. Yeah, that's a good plan. He'll stuff Aak full of it and make him absorb it that way, and then when he's gone insane from how horny he is Xue Yang will fuck him over and over again.
He pulls his hand back for a moment to try to grab a full handful of slime, then he's shoving the entire glob at the opening in Aak's pants. Meanwhile the rest of what's climbing on him seems intent on trying to slip into the collar of Xue Yang's robes. ]
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[And then something cold and slime-like was there. He makes a sound much more high-pitched than he'd ever like to admit.]
H- Hey! [And there is some genuine panic in there, even with the horniness. It doesn't last, though, as what wriggling bits of slime are still functional know exactly where they want to get.]
No f- fair- [His hand idly reaches for anything he can grab on the other man, some scrap of fabric, something to try and direct his attention.]
'Supposed to be yours- [His something, whether it be fingers, tongue, or cock. The slime that starts to slide into the space may feel good but it wasn't what he wanted. It was just more desperate need and no relief.]