TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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One glove obtained, and it's honestly probably not worth the effort now with how soaked it is. But he'll return to reaching in the water, listening to the actually decent information Aak has. The dude's a creep, but Shinjiro's learned he does know a thing or two.]
So they're probably all just different kinds of horny. Gotta love this place. You touch one to find out, or set it on someone else? [Okay, he's got the second glove, and so he shoves himself back up. They're completely soaked through. He turns one and water and a small slime dumps out of where it had collected inside the thing.]
And how'd you even give these things stimulants? [...in..ject them? Dunk them in coffee? Shinjiro is realizing he has no idea how science works as he shakes out those gloves and starts looking around at the rotund orbs squishing about.]
The colour would be easier to see if they weren't clear... [Purple. Right. It probably looks exactly like the pink one in this shitty lighting. But he's still taking a few steps, scouring the aqueduct-like tunnel for them.]
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I dropped one down the back of someone's shirt.
[Ethical! Aak laughs afterwards and it's hard to tell if he's joking or just delighted at the memory of his terrible act.]
[He scoops up his bag and scrambles to his feet. He starts to follow the general direction Shinjiro is checking. He generally takes the time to step around the larger puddles. He didn't wear his best sneakers down here, that would have been fucking stupid, but it's not like he wants to ruin these ones.]
Hm? [his big ears twitch,]
I just dropped the pills in. I figure their whole body's a digestive tract. Oh! [a little hop in his step] I should have tossed a stimulant-laced slime at someone and seen if they combined!
[he donks the back of his hand against his forehead like, "dang, stupid me!"]
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...Gross. Hopefully they don't all dissolve each other in that bag of yours, then.
[Or maybe they'll merge into a horrible Mega-Slime. Who knows! Anyway, he should probably just escape, but he assumes Aak will be tenacious-- so here he stays, trying to be useful as a helper rather than get delegated into 'subject' territory. Stimulant laced horny slime doesn't really sounds like a fun time to him-- though it would give the guy an opportunity to get his weird Diamonds-Suit-Aphrodisiac-Saliva.]
What else you plan on trying with them? Sneaking the rest down shirts? Hitting someone with all of them? [He says it in a sarcastically disapproving way, but let's be real: Aak will probably consider the suggestions.] Hey, I think I got one here.
[He sidesteps around one of the bobbing slimes to try and see it in a better light. It's a bit darker than the pink ones, probably? He kicks it closer to Aak, the poor creature splorting as it hits the stone of the tunnel.]
That one purple?
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[(then again, he'd never put all the colors in a very small space and jostled them together)]
Hey, like I said, their gunk isn't corrosive. [So, hopefully no cannibalism.]
If I can keep 'em in captivity then maybe I can keep using the slime way after this place gets bored. I'm sure I can find enough stuff to feed 'em one way or another.
[It's a surprisingly practical answer. He was about to continue into a crude joke of how they'd be fed but then Shinjiro spots a potential purple. Aak comes up closer, kneeling down closer than most people would feel comfortable to the quivering little slime. He shines a bright light from his Watch at it, confirming the purple coloration.]
Yep! You got a good eye for this sorta thing! [Is this the praise Shinjiro wants in his life? Anyways Aak is now messing with the bag to try and squash another slime in. He's doing this all while the purple slime is only inches away from his knees.]