TDM 15

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anyway, the more important question at the moment is the one that she asks him in return. zoro can't say he's ever thought about it one way or the other until this moment, but guess you have to start with something, right? ]
Guess you win this time.
[ zero embarrassment to admit that, nor does he really stop to further embarrass mitsuru with her own admission. ]
Pick the next question.
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She doesn't need any further prompting to pick the next card on top of the stack. She flips it around to read the question, silently, to herself first before turning it around so he can see it. ]
What would your preferred... position be?
[ It quite clearly actually says "What do they prefer: missionary or doggy style?" Is she reading that out loud though? Absolutely not. The day the phrase doggy style leaves Mitsuru's lips hell will have truly frozen over. So she just fixes him with a look that quite clearly says if you try and make her read what this card actually says you may very well die. The temperature may have even dropped a little in here. ]
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while mitsuru silently reads the question with an expression on her face that says in more words than she could actually say out loud, about how much she doesn't want to be here -- zoro is going to pour himself another glass of wine. it's no time for manners and wait for her to start drinking too, and he really doesn't think he can face the rest of it sober until one of them sweeps up enough points to win.
finally, she announces the contents of the card out loud -- but it's more vague than anything, and it takes zoro frowning slightly and squinting to read the words that she holds up for him that he gets it.
well, sort of. ]
How do they expect us to know that sort of stuff?
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Does he actually expect an answer/explanation to that question? Isn't it rather self-explanatory? ]
Well... Those who have been here a while and frequently engaged in such activities will no doubt have developed a preference between the two.
[ Perhaps he hasn't yet- but really, having to explain this... ]
Although I suppose if a person hasn't they can simply- well, imagine what they'd prefer.
[ Yeah she is definitely reaching for the wine now, although pouring herself a much smaller measure in the glass. ]
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I mean, how should I even know what you like?
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Because if the House mistakenly thinks we are married then I suppose by that logic it must also think we've... engaged in that sort of thing.
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Huh.
[ right. he almost forgot about the whole wedding deal. they probably asked him if he wanted to win a prize (assuming it's money), stuffed him into the dress, and dragged him out here to be a cheap date with equally cheap wine. but now that mitsuru points it out, glancing around them zoro does notice how they are surrounded by some really lovey-dovey looking couples giggling over their answers. ]
But we aren't married?
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[ Seriously. Good job, Zoro... She takes another, much looonger sip of wine before continuing. ]
But clearly there has been some kind of misunderstanding that means they think we are, likely deliberate knowing how this place usually operates.
Hence why they're now assuming we'd know one another's answers to questions like this.