TDM 15

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
★ Mating Season ★ is pleased to announce the start of nesting season in the Golden Peacock! This is a special time where guests are invited to join a series of competitive events to woo potential mates. Everyone is eager to find their perfect match and happy ending! 🍆 💦
Mating games will take place in various locations around the resort. Get ready to flash your feathers and present your courtship dance.
As a special introduction feature, all participants will be interviewed by a ★ Mating Season ★ staff member. Our sweet AI friend 🐦 CHIRPY 🐦 will generate a mate card that is likely to match your gameplay style.
Competitors will be able to browse potential mates on the ★ Mating Season ★ app to connect with those they would like to nest with!
Wildcards are an important part of nesting season. All guests that romantically match with a Wildcard during the games will be gifted a triple extra large payout for being chosen by the newest birds on the block.
Get ready to match and find love! 】

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OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header.
▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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But only a moment. It's unreasonable to be any more patient than that. ]
Hmmm? Well, yeah, you haven't agreed to anything like that yet, but ...
[ Tsav gives a little huff, brow furrowed and expression clearly troubled -- like he's a little exasperated he has to be explaining something so obvious. ]
You heard the people up there. [ Pointing up. He means the PA system that's repeating the instructions for this obnoxious game. ] We ain't getting outta here before somebody blows. And I dunno about you, but while I could hack my way outta here eventually -- [ probably. Almost certainly! He's a genius, after all! ] -- it'd take a while. Just rubbing out a quick one would be faster. Don't tell me you're into getting locked up in little spaces with strangers? That's freaky! Like, to each their own, but that's a wild thing to be into!
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[ He can't even bring himself to say it, but the idea is so absurd to him. Of course he'd rather be stuck in a room with a stranger than let that stranger put hands on him!! Who wouldn't?
In some rare cases some people might not, but those are rare cases! ]
If you're so confident you can get out without sexual acts, then why not try that first! Or volunteer yourself for it instead of expecting me to be the one that--
[ Nope. Still can't say it. ]
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[ Said like he’s needing to restate that the sky is blue. Geez, seriously, it’s a good thing he’s such a nice guy — who else would be so patient about such a dense guy! ]
Like — I wouldn’t mind being the one who has to blow? But I was raised by this real nasty cult you see, and they put me through all sorts of torturous training, including this kind of thing! Ah, before you get the wrong idea, it’s not like I can’t get it up, I totally can! It just takes a while for me to get off since I’ve been through so much, you know? Unless it’s a real pro at work, it’ll take me a pretty long while to come.
[ He’d been rambling casually, but doesn’t miss a beat as he abruptly fixed his focus back on Zuo Le, appraising him. ]
But you’re a virgin, right?
[ This is so rude. He continues cheerfully. ]
Or maybe you’ve had sex, like, once or twice. But you can’t even say orgasm, so definitely no more than that. So I bet I could make you come real fast — maybe even under two minutes if I used my mouth and really put my mind to it! Wanna test it out? You wanna get outta here quickly, right?