TDM 15

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
★ Mating Season ★ is pleased to announce the start of nesting season in the Golden Peacock! This is a special time where guests are invited to join a series of competitive events to woo potential mates. Everyone is eager to find their perfect match and happy ending! 🍆 💦
Mating games will take place in various locations around the resort. Get ready to flash your feathers and present your courtship dance.
As a special introduction feature, all participants will be interviewed by a ★ Mating Season ★ staff member. Our sweet AI friend 🐦 CHIRPY 🐦 will generate a mate card that is likely to match your gameplay style.
Competitors will be able to browse potential mates on the ★ Mating Season ★ app to connect with those they would like to nest with!
Wildcards are an important part of nesting season. All guests that romantically match with a Wildcard during the games will be gifted a triple extra large payout for being chosen by the newest birds on the block.
Get ready to match and find love! 】

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OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header.
▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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What a mess!! He's glad he could never deign to have such inner turmoil over 'jerking it'. ]
What are you so nervous for? It's a stupid question anyway, so it's not like I'm going to make fun of you.
[ He might make fun of him for other reasons, but that's fine! ]
This is your answer.
[ He flips it around to the words "sex, obviously" in handwriting that would appear to suggest an illiterate victorian child wrote and yet is properly spelled ... ]
Isn't it?
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He doesn't care if it's right, this guy is on his radar now. Maybe this is a con, it's possible that they may have gathered information ahead of time. Seriously, what the fuck? Mista clicks his tongue, lips pursing. ]
Lucky guess, don't get all cocky about it or anything!
[ Did he, though??? He doesn't even ask if his answer is right, he's too irritated about being called out like that. ]
And I'm not nervous, I'm just ready to get this over with, okay? The sooner we're done, the sooner I can get back to what's important.
[ Mista isn't keen on waiting, flipping over the card for the next question. He regrets it, tone flat as he reads it out. ]
If your spouse had to pick your sexiest feature, what would it be?
[ Wonderful. Great. Awful, but there's an opportunity here to get a leg up. He scribbles out an answer, whether it's right doesn't matter (even if he wrote midriff). What does matter is that Wisely gets it wrong.
The knees, he thinks to himself, no one would ever guess that he'd think knees were the other man's sexiest feature. ]
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[ He genuinely wants to know that, narrowing his (regular) eyes as he peers across the table even as the next card is read.
... Sexiest feature? Well, he should have known all the questions would be bad.
He casts a once-over of his reluctant companion, though it's really his brain that he's picking, and a moment later he makes a face. True, he is wearing an outfit that more or less exposes his knees right now, not that it was any choice of his own. But... no, he's not allowed to be the one being messed with. Oh well, he writes down "knees" ... ]
Okay, tell me. What do you think is my sexiest feature?
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Here? I don't have any business here, I'm talking about back home. I was in the middle of something, I've got people relying on me.
[ He's composed when he mentions it, the nerves are still there but it's more of a worry now. He wonders if everyone left is safe, if they even know that he's gone...
Mista swallows, sitting upright in his seat again. Composure replaced by a deadpan expression, anything to put him back in this moment. ]
Knees.
[ Tone as flat as his expression, he picks up his own answer and stares at it. ]
You tell me what mine is and we'll turn them on three, got it?
[ Maybe he needed the reminder that he needs to play for a reason. ]
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Once again though he's resisting the urge to roll his eyes at that bland, boring goody two-shoes answer. ]
And you think you'll just walk out the door once we're done here, huh?
[ He clicks his tongue, a sound that clearly means he is pitying the other man. It is very, very quickly replaced with an expression of irritation though. ]
Knees, no one thinks that about anyone. You're messing with me!
[ Even though he definitely wrote that down for good measure. He throws a hand up in exasperation. There was some thought about midriffs in there but now he's just feeling petulant. ]
Fine, fine. And I don't know, your feet I guess.
[ Wisely you can't just decide to become a foot guy. ]