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peacockstop2026-05-15 05:59 pm
TDM 15
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beak games b/c it's funny
Wh-- are you kidding?! Don't take him seriously!
[THERE IS NOTHING UP HIS ASS. HE PROMISES]
this is going to be so stupid and im not apologising
Don't think we're in a situation where we can afford to not take stuff seriously.
[ a little pause, and edamura might sense a thoughtful silence coming from his companion in the pitch black darkness. that squawk sounds rather familiar to zoro; he is pretty sure he's heard that before. ]
You're that guy. The pervert.
I'M SO HAPPY
[WHAT]
[Edamura practically chokes as he gives Zoro (or. . . what he thinks is Zoro, he can't really see the guy because it's SO DAMN DARK IN HERE) an incredulous look]
Edamura! My name is Edamura! And I'm not--
[UGH. is there any point in arguing? if he has learned anything about Zoro, is that there is no shutting off that SASS]
Ugh, who cares?! Let's find the stupid key and get out of here! Have you checked your shoe?
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[ he does remember (sort of???), but riling up the guy is just too funny to resist ... even though it probably isn't the best or the most strategic idea to piss off the person he's chained to in a dark room and tasked with trying to play escape room without any gruesome accidents happening. that probably hasn't even occurred to zoro yet, the idiot.
instead of answering, edamura will feel his arm being tugged downward as zoro bends down, patting down his pants before feeling around the laces and the inside of his boots. ]
Nothing.
And it's not in my ass either, before you ask.
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[another yelp, and Edamura is forced to bend over, grumbling something about being rude underneath his breath as Zoro checks his boots]
I wasn't going to ask. [a huff!] What about pockets? I'll check mine if you check yours.
[too easy, bean]
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anyway, this guy is so noisy -- it's just a bit of casual being yanked around in pitch black total darkness, it's not a big deal! at least zoro doesn't bang his head up against edamura's chin or anything dangerous like that as he straightens back up. ]
Alright.
[ hopefully he remembers that zoro's arm is tied up to his own from elbow to wrist when he goes for it ... ]
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[does not]
[sorry, is this payback for yanking Edamura around? apologies as he stuff his hands into his pockets and rocks to the side, likely taking poor Zoro with him. I will turn this thread into a comedy of errors, you cannot stop me!!]
Tch. Nothing. Too good to be true, I guess.
[pats down his chest]
[. . .]
[and then reaches out. . . to pat down Zoro's? or that's what he's aiming to do, but it's dark so he might wind up shoving a hand in Zoro's face instead]
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anyway, zoro has to patiently endure edamura pulling his arm this way and that (and avoid grabbing anywhere awkward) and does his best to dislocate zoro's arm by the elbow socket as he searches his pants pockets, then patting down his chest -- so far so good, despite how little patience he has for this sort of thing. just gotta think about finding the key and getting the hell out of here. that's the main thing. that's the main thing ....
even so, getting edamura's (probably sweaty) hand shoved in his face without warning is a bit too much even for zoro's attempt at staying the peace, you know! ]
Watch it!
[ reflexively, zoro reaches up to shove the other's hand away -- but forgetting that their arms are tied together, ends up smacking the back of edamura's hand (knuckles included) squarely into his own face instead. ]
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[another squawked noise as Edamura stumbles back with the shove, a tiny red mark appearing on his forehead where his hand made contact. he sputters a bit, before twisting his wrist to grab the chain that binds them and yanking until poor Zoro stumbles]
[RUDE]
You watch it! Sheesh, this is such a freakin' mess. . .
[grumbling dourly]
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anyway, even with the difference in bulk, with all that tugging and pulling it's not going to be difficult to make zoro lose his balance and stagger forward, pushing edamura off balance as well by bumping into the other. WHO IS THE RUDE ONE HERE??? ]
You're the one making a mess! Stop touching me!
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I was trying to see if the key was somewhere you couldn't reach!! [like. . . where? his back??] Ugh, this is so. . .
[okay. with all of their awkward stumbling around, Edamura is realizing that just barreling forward without any communication is going to get them nowhere. with a deep breath, he continues, calmer now]
. . . look, if neither of us can find it in our pockets or shoes, then it's gotta be strapped to one of our backs somewhere, right?