TDM 15

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What kind do you got over there? [If he has shrimp and cocktail sauce and some wine with water over here, then obviously the person on the other side must have their own brand over there! Unless he's got the same taste as Floyd... in that case, they should share!] We're not supposed to be napping. Tell me.
[Or maybe he'll just push this button... in a minute.]
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Curry chips and cola. Beer, too.
( There are some other popular snacks in there that he can see, of course; pocky, kitkats, shrimp chips, milk candies... But the ones he says aloud are the ones that had caught his eye the most, and what he assumes were laid there intentionally for him to eat and relax. He hasn't bothered opening anything, too paranoid about the potential for harm one way or another. )
Did they seriously give you shrimp? ( What the hell. ) Tell me if you start feeling funny, guinea pig.
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Haha! You got a buncha boring stuff! [Make no mistake, he's partial to some human junk food. Sweet stuff is nice and salty things are treats. Especially crispy snacks. Such a surprise when he first tasted one of those! Never experienced the feeling before. Tiny little brittle things going crunch crisp in his mouth~]
Aaaah~ [The sound of lounging, head back, and-] Nom! [-popping a shrimp in his mouth. Squishy chewy noises follow as he munches away on the treat. And crunches, because he ate the tail too.] Yep! Want some?
[Wait, what?]
Huh? Why'd I feel funny?
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( His temper flares comically at the gross chewing sounds of actual shrimp, and that's enough to get him to swing his legs over the side of the couch and sit back up. With a grunt, he scrubs a palm over his face, contemplating it all. )
Why the hell would I want shrimp at a time like this? ( His words sound like the thin threads of patience between them are already fraying. And yet, despite that, here he is, still talking... Talking and getting up, it seems to walk over to that partition himself. )
In case you forgot, we were kidnapped. Didn't your mommy ever tell you not to take food from strangers?
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Duh. Cause you're hungry? [Who wouldn't want food when they were hungry? His voice dips at the start and lifts by the end in amusement. What else is on the minibar? He swings his legs off the couch and pops up to go investigate. Peanuts... fruit... candy... Plenty of snack-type items.]
Nah. She told me to go with my gut instinct. They wouldn't kidnap us just to kill us. [He sounds so sure of it. But why not? Look around! This entire place is a swanky resort drenched in gold and encouraging people to have a great time. What part of it suggests poisoned food? Yeah, he could've gone without the kidnapping, but... not the worst thing. Kind of exciting.]
Last time I was here, I had spring rolls at a restaurant and felt fine. [Hmmm?] Are ya scared~?
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( It's gross?? Why is he crunching now? Shoving his hands into his pockets, he places his foot gently against the partition, leaning against it testingly. Of course there's no give. There was no give the last round, either, or the round before. But there's no real point to trying to tear it down, anyway, if they're both just stuck here. Right?
Anyway, he's making a mental note of that last time comment. )
I'm not scared. I just know there's more ways someone can mess with food than poison. ( Like drugging. He's been drugged enough in his lifetime. ) Only an idiot would knowingly put himself at risk for a snack.
( He says that so meanly, but somewhere deep down he's endeared to these types... )
Anyway, have you tested this button down here yet?
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[He doesn't sound amused by that, voice dipping into mild annoyance. Might even hear the way his brows knit and his lips ducking into a mild frown. Someone he doesn't know is telling him what to do? No thanks. He isn't planning on listening to some stranger whining about his little ears. Not when said random's making a bunch more noise than him. Rude.
Back to the shrimp! Nothing else at the bar is appealing.] Nom!
[chomp chomp chomp~ Some he dips in the sauce, some he eats raw. Aaand he'll crunch on the ice too, because why not? It's a fun treat! Cold and chippy, letting him work his teeth into it before crumbling apart in pieces.]
Eeh? Are ya calling me an idiot? [Floyd doesn't like the sound of that. It's enough to make his chewing pause, eyes narrowing slightly at the partition now serving as a protective shield than an annoying separator.] You know they could be pumping in some kinda weird air, but you're breathing it without whining.
[Totally forgot the button.]
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There were a lot of different ways a seemingly carefree type can truly turn out, Guren's realized. Some of them really are just that oblivious to the world around them. Others use it as a front. Some are even more twisted than that, sanity like walking a tightrope. Guren hears that tinge of annoyance in the other party's voice, and he finds himself able to rule out that first option, at least. Caring enough to have an ego, huh?
Honestly, he should probably avoid poking the bear— eel? But he's just been through a lot of shit, and though he can't hear Noya or anything else from inside of himself now, he can still feel that desire to start a fight, to give into one temptation or another. He breathes out, a sound between a sigh and a laugh, as he tries to reel himself back.
But he's still going to poke, a little. )
Yeah, I'm calling you an idiot. There's a difference between unavoidable risks and avoidable ones.
( His eyes flick down to the mate button, still curious, but he can put that on hold. Teasingly, like the little shit he is: )
Sorry, did that hurt your feelings? Wouldn't want to ruin your snacktime.
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They're fun to rile up. Still doesn't like someone calling him an idiot. What's this guy know? He could've already vetted the food and known it was safe to eat! What's assumed "dumb" is actually preemptive trial and success! Bravery and smartness combined, hehe~ Actually, he really doesn't care what's in the food. The place isn't trying to kill people. Any weird drugs or additives is just gonna give him something exciting to play with. So he gets full, and has a quick trip! Win-win situation, neh?
Oh this guy though? He's starting to get annoying...]
Oh yeah? Gonna explain it or you just running your tongue? [No more shrimp. Dang. He was tempted to cram a few down this guy's throat just to put them on the same level. Sitting down on the couch, he leans back and tosses an ankle over his knee, eyes lingering on the partition. Notices that button again too...]
Baaaka. You're deliberately making an avoidable one now.
[Pissing him off.]
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( No need to explain it, and no space to deny that last part, either. Could it be a mistake to rile up some stranger he can't even see? Sure. Probably. But there was no way in hell he was going to be able to nap regardless, and he's more interested in seeing what sort of people get dragged to a weird place like this.
So, he gives the partition a kick. It does nothing but rattle it, of course. )
What are you gonna do with this big wall in between us? ( He steps back once, then twice, head tilting at the partition. The thing doesn't look that sturdy, so it probably wouldn't take much to knock it down— unless there's magic in place? He doesn't recognize any sign of it, but there could always be illusions. )
If you ask nicely, I'll even hit that button for you and give you a chance.
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[Barely a few minutes again. This guy on the other side.... could he be blind? Moh, that's unfortunate. He couldn't see all the fun things to do around the resort! What if he tripped and fell somewhere... Wouldn't be a good experience for him. Floyd met a blind crab a long time ago as a child. Such a happy, red little thing. Didn't let his impairment interfere with his life. Merrily went on his way into the seaweed patch, claws out and skitter skitter on all those legs~ Seemed like he was as cheerful as anyone with working eyes.
He wondered if that happy little crab ever noticed the barracuda...]
Eh? I could try to Knock it down~ ["Try" being the operative word. He'd pushed on it already but it only gave a small curve before stopping. Doubts physical force would break it. Magic? Unlikely, given the entire place seems saturated in it. But they were put in here with the objective of meeting each other. So it has to come down someho-]
No I wanna push it! [And promptly *whap!* slaps his button with his hand.] Haha! I beat you to it. Slooow~