TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
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▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
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Making a run for the center of the room is only the second thing he does; the first is to summon Isis, casting Tetrakarn first on her, and then on himself. Better safe than sorry, he wagers, and Tetrakarn is the best protection he has -- it'll hopefully protect them both from a sudden attempt on their lives, although he won't be able to cast it indefinitely. Once there, he starts surveying the room and the challenges they face within it.]
Can you cast a Bufu spell on them? If they freeze, maybe I can shatter them.
[Is emotional vulnerability really so bad that he'd rather try to fight the spikes than say something honest? Look. It's just. Honesty is stressful enough without imminent death literally closing in on them.]
cw for the usual problematic suicidal imagery
Artemisia emerges with an ominous crack of her whip. It's both a good and a very bad thing that both sets of spikes are now just within range of her hitting them with a Mabufudyne spell. The redhead audibly takes and holds a breath as the spikes are encased in ice yet it doesn't seem to slow their progress towards them both.
Is he going to be able to shatter all of them with the limited time they have? She doesn't doubt Yu's abilities for a moment- the issue is they really don't have a moment. Who's to say that the House hasn't accounted for someone trying to shatter the spikes? All of these thoughts are running through Mitsuru's head as she faces her companion - be emotionally vulnerable... Somehow she knows exactly what it is that she needs to say. And faced with being impaled to death, well...
It's always her job to try and account for every eventuality, every possible failure, so-
Another deep breath. ]
I love you.
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Well. Shit.
Suddenly he's wracking his brain for some kind of confession, something to get them out of harm's way as quickly as possible, because letting any team member get hurt is out of the question, let alone her.
And then she beats him to it. The spikes don't stop their approach, but they do slow significantly. Yu almost doesn't notice; his whole range of focus has narrowed down just to her. Those words. The feeling that tightens in his chest and blurs the periphery of his vision.] Mitsuru-- [But he can't finish the thought until he acts on his desire to reach out, to take her hand.
...
Deep breaths.]
I love you too. [The spikes slow again.] I wish I had said it before. I'm sorry I didn't.
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When she tries to speak it feels as though a lump is forming in her throat, taking the opportunity to confirm that yes, those spikes are slowly coming to a stop. She swallows- ] I-... That's alright.
[ A soft laugh escapes her, then a soft, slightly nervous smile. She can already feel the heat in her face. ] There never seems to be a perfect time to say those words, does there?
They were... the first words that came to mind once I realised that harm might come to you.
[ A gentle caress of his hand where he holds hers. She swears her heart must be beating loud enough for him to hear it. ]
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Isn't that just so like him, though? He can help his friends face their Shadows, but without the accountability of a golden-eyed duplicate, he's never felt the urgency to do so himself.
The thing is, lacking accountability doesn't mean there's no consequences.]
Never, [he says, a softly lopsided smile mirroring hers. She's right, of course -- there's never an ideal time. But,] ... Facing down a room full of death spikes will do in a pinch, though.
[It-- feels almost hard to breathe, this tightness in his chest. The lump in his throat as he tries to swallow that word. Love. How does it still feel so new to him? Her hand is like an anchor, pulling him out of his own thoughts before they can spin too wildly out of control. Through it all is the realization that he wants to say it again, again, again. That there doesn't have to be anything stopping him from doing just that.]
Mitsuru--
[Well, actually, there is something stopping him. That something is the floor dropping out from under them both.]
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And then they're both falling. They'd avoided the spikes only to now find themselves plummeting to their deaths instead? All she can respond with is a gasp and shriek of surprise, instinctively reaching to wrap her arms around him as the floor suddenly opens up beneath them and she braces herself for a sudden sharp impact.
...Fortunately for them both they haven't got far to fall. Certainly not far enough to do much damage besides a potentially very sore backside. Mostly because the mound of treasure they land on is so high that it almost touches the ceiling of the next floor they find themselves on.
So, as gracefully as one can land on their butt on top of a mound of treasure, Mitsuru does just that. Setting a few of the golden coins tumbling downwards and causing her to slide down a little way in the process until she manages to stabilise herself. A sharp sense of relief floods through her as she lands relatively safely - but blushes when she realises she's still holding onto him. ]
Are you alright?
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Thankfully, this seems to be...it.
As for what it is: a...pile of gold? The telltale clink and clatter of coins seems to increase as they both try to catch themselves. Maybe that's it. Maybe they're safe.
Yu exhales, taking stock of himself, though he doesn't let go of her just yet.]
No harm done, apparently. What about you?
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[ Apart from the predicted slightly sore backside but this hardly seems like the time to bring that up - not that she would.
Her face is still red and she doesn't seem in any hurry to let go of Yu, even as she admits with no small degree of embarrassment: ] That wasn't exactly the ideal scenario I had in mind for finally telling you that...
[ Because oh dear god, she said it. She really did just do that.
And he'd said it back. ]
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And. Now it's out. They both said it. She had said it first.
...
It's hard to explain the feeling working its way through his system, as if he's simultaneously relieved and shellshocked all at once. Maybe he is. And yet he still has the presence of mind to say--] You mean threat of death isn't an ideal scenario?
[--something stupid. Obviously.
The smile on his face starts as something light, but it softens after the silly quip to something more sincere. There is, maybe, the briefest edge of hesitation before he continues:] ... I love you too. I wanted to say it again, now that the walls aren't closing in.
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Well it is preferable to know that you weren't just saying it due to threat of an imminent and painful death.
[ They can laugh about it now but they'd had a lucky escape. Something she's all too aware of as she maintains her gentle hold on him, one hand raising to gently press her palm to his cheek as she smiles in return. ] ...I love you.
I had to say it again too, properly. [ Perhaps if she keeps saying it her heart might stop beating so fast? Or it might just speed up even more. ]
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[There's a certain fondness in the word, especially when it comes from her to begin with. Of course she'd describe it that way. He can't help the color that flares in his cheeks, either. Some part of him is still a little shellshocked, as if there's no way this isn't a dream or a...a weird hallucination or something. But he's still looking into her eyes as he opens his, and her hand feels cool against the warmth in his face. He allows himself another moment of this softness, squeezing her hand a bit before glancing around.]
Looks like we've ended up in some kind of treasure room.
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Their surroundings certainly do seem to be some of treasure room, not least made obvious by the giant pile of it that had broken what could have been a much bigger drop and fall. There could be any number of priceless objects of here, some of them perhaps ancient in some way? The latter she would normally be interested in and yet- ]
Yes - and yet I don't want to take my eyes off you.
[ She kisses him then, soft, surprisingly chaste given the number of thoughts whirling around her head and how Yu usually makes her feel when they're together. ]
...We ought to try and make our way down this mound though.
[ As much as she's enjoying the closeness, their position is rather precarious after all. ]
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I could follow that up with some cheesy line about you being the real treasure.
[--but that might actually be too gross, even for how goofy she makes him feel. Heat flares in his face, as well as a very subtle sheepish expression, at the line. Honestly, embarrassing. Maybe he can just move on. Luckily, Mitsuru offers a perfect out that Yu takes easily, first by testing a foothold in the pile of treasure.]
Mm. You could almost treat it like a snow bank -- just take it slow and find some solid places to put a foot. Come on.
[It's with some reluctance that he moves, but he offers a hand to her when he does.]