TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Thankfully, this seems to be...it.
As for what it is: a...pile of gold? The telltale clink and clatter of coins seems to increase as they both try to catch themselves. Maybe that's it. Maybe they're safe.
Yu exhales, taking stock of himself, though he doesn't let go of her just yet.]
No harm done, apparently. What about you?
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[ Apart from the predicted slightly sore backside but this hardly seems like the time to bring that up - not that she would.
Her face is still red and she doesn't seem in any hurry to let go of Yu, even as she admits with no small degree of embarrassment: ] That wasn't exactly the ideal scenario I had in mind for finally telling you that...
[ Because oh dear god, she said it. She really did just do that.
And he'd said it back. ]
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And. Now it's out. They both said it. She had said it first.
...
It's hard to explain the feeling working its way through his system, as if he's simultaneously relieved and shellshocked all at once. Maybe he is. And yet he still has the presence of mind to say--] You mean threat of death isn't an ideal scenario?
[--something stupid. Obviously.
The smile on his face starts as something light, but it softens after the silly quip to something more sincere. There is, maybe, the briefest edge of hesitation before he continues:] ... I love you too. I wanted to say it again, now that the walls aren't closing in.
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Well it is preferable to know that you weren't just saying it due to threat of an imminent and painful death.
[ They can laugh about it now but they'd had a lucky escape. Something she's all too aware of as she maintains her gentle hold on him, one hand raising to gently press her palm to his cheek as she smiles in return. ] ...I love you.
I had to say it again too, properly. [ Perhaps if she keeps saying it her heart might stop beating so fast? Or it might just speed up even more. ]
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[There's a certain fondness in the word, especially when it comes from her to begin with. Of course she'd describe it that way. He can't help the color that flares in his cheeks, either. Some part of him is still a little shellshocked, as if there's no way this isn't a dream or a...a weird hallucination or something. But he's still looking into her eyes as he opens his, and her hand feels cool against the warmth in his face. He allows himself another moment of this softness, squeezing her hand a bit before glancing around.]
Looks like we've ended up in some kind of treasure room.
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Their surroundings certainly do seem to be some of treasure room, not least made obvious by the giant pile of it that had broken what could have been a much bigger drop and fall. There could be any number of priceless objects of here, some of them perhaps ancient in some way? The latter she would normally be interested in and yet- ]
Yes - and yet I don't want to take my eyes off you.
[ She kisses him then, soft, surprisingly chaste given the number of thoughts whirling around her head and how Yu usually makes her feel when they're together. ]
...We ought to try and make our way down this mound though.
[ As much as she's enjoying the closeness, their position is rather precarious after all. ]
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I could follow that up with some cheesy line about you being the real treasure.
[--but that might actually be too gross, even for how goofy she makes him feel. Heat flares in his face, as well as a very subtle sheepish expression, at the line. Honestly, embarrassing. Maybe he can just move on. Luckily, Mitsuru offers a perfect out that Yu takes easily, first by testing a foothold in the pile of treasure.]
Mm. You could almost treat it like a snow bank -- just take it slow and find some solid places to put a foot. Come on.
[It's with some reluctance that he moves, but he offers a hand to her when he does.]