TDM 12

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As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
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WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
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Stelle | Honkai: Star Rail | 7♠
gen, possible mimics, possible mistletoe
★ Overqualified (2)
tavern shenanigans, shopping
★ Slime Time (3)
potential smut, aphrodisiac, slimes
★ Wildcard
For Phainon
When Phainon invites her to join him, she doesn't hesitate. Between the two of them, it's not exactly a hardship to get to the lowest levels of the dungeon, somewhere Stelle hadn't quite managed to previously. Mostly she'd get about as far as the pools of water and the slimes, gather whatever was needed for a few quests, and head back up.
This time, though... This time she gets to see the treasure.
It's shiny. She doesn't trust any of it. But she can't help eyeing a few things, the loot gremlin in her heart very effectively distracted until Phainon's nervous energy manages to overshadow even that.
Oh. ]
Sooo... what did you want to show me?
the visceral reaction I had to the word 'relics'
He has been jovial, enthusiastic, offering boisterous (and a little overwrought) commentary as they bested one challenge after another as though he were the announcer of a gladiatorial arena. Ridiculous, in other words, but Stelle has never seemed to really, no matter how many times she's declared him 'cringe'.
The worst part was getting through the Super Hot Labyrinth, where he urged Stelle away from the panels that promised a pair stepping on them could find relief from the heat, and simply soldiered on through to the end.
Fortunately, it's cool in the treasure room, and they've had a chance to catch their breath. ]
It's not far, [ Phainon's watching her, wearing a complicated expression dominated by fondness, his tone gentle. He smiles; she's not wrong to note the nervous energy. He's been steadily more agitated (albeit in a benign way) the closer to this chamber they've come. Now, he can scarcely stray from her side. ]
I'll take you there in time, [ he promises. ] Why don't we search this room for a while first? We've made it this far... it would be a shame to head back without a souvenir!
just according to keikaku
Of course, a few things slipped by without commentary, but she decides she can always ask him later.
Can't imagine why you wouldn't want to swap bodies, Phainon, it's not like you haven't been inside her before—All of this to say, arriving in a room full of treasure that's feeling smaller by the moment seems about par for the course.
Her smile is just as warm as ever as she takes him in, a mirror of that fondness he can't seem to contain. ]
Alright. Let's see what we can find!
[ She has very little interest in all the gold coins, though more than one name comes to mind by immediate association... There are some other fascinating trinkets, though, and a wisp of cloth that appears to conceal things, which she finds FAR too fascinating to pass up.
She pockets a gem or two, things that she'd seen quests in passing for, and hands Phainon a ridiculously gaudy goblet of questionable metallic value, inlaid with red stones of some kind. ]
What's your professional opinion of this piece?
[ Fully in character, of course. ]
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because the last time he swapped bodies with someone he lost a significant amount of time banging instead of advancingFor a while, Phainon only makes the pretense of searching the treasure trove. Most of that time is spent tracking Stelle’s every move, smile broadening the she finds some kind of camouflage that makes things all but vanish from view.
She could get up to endless mischief in something like that, he thinks. A fond but anticipatory grief threatens his resolve; he never wants to let a single person precious to him go, never wants to taste the bitter fraught of loneliness again.
But this has to happen. He knew they were on borrowed time. Phainon’s distracted search of the treasure makes finding one particular item a serendipitous accomplishment.
It vanishes into a pocket as he hears her approach.
He first almost scoffs in incredulous amusement; even at a glance this looks more like a fancy prop - but he takes her request seriously, turning it over, making a spectacle of inspecting it under the light from every angle. ]
It pains me to give you bad news, [ he says, sliding a heavy arm across her shoulders and pulling her closer to look. He holds the goblet near her eyes. ] Do you see the scratches in the metal? It’s paint, and judging by its weight, it’s much too light a material.
And these stones… do you see how the reflection looks a little wavy? These gems are glass.
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Oh no, the horror.While Stelle has very little actual gift to tell the value of something at a glance, and in fact has probably shattered or discarded a few priceless things in her admittedly short lifespan, even she knows this goblet was trash.
However, it's well-known exactly how this woman feels about trash.
And maybe she just wanted to waste a little time in the spirit of adventure, or even Trailblazing, as evidently, this dungeon leads to answers about those friends of hers that have gone missing, recently. And maybe more than that. Not that she's not in a hurry, but if Phainon's information is right, well... it's not like they're going anywhere else.
Phainon's arm across her shoulders is a welcome weight, and she leans into his body without hesitation, attention rapt and not at all for show. There's an unmatched warmth in knowing he'll play along with her. She's nodding along, humming in consideration as he picks the prop apart, and for all the world taking this very seriously. ]
So you're saying I can make bank on this.
[ Very seriously. ]
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You don’t want to be this far from a shower after he’s done making a mess of you, Stelle. Trust.Phainon grins, and passes the goblet back to her with an aching chest. The arm across her shoulders pulls her a little tighter against his side, allowing himself a little selfishness.
Let him be a little greedy. It’ll be the last time. ]
Heaps of money.
[ His hand flips some of her hair as he musses it, hoping to distract her as he pulls himself together. ]
Find anything else you want to take back with you?
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Bet. As if she doesn't revel in mess.The goblet goes into her satchel though there isn't really much room, glass bottles of water from the caves clinking together ominously, which is to say nothing of the jars of Slime Goo™... And Stelle leans heavily against Phainon's side, in no hurry to extract herself.
It doesn't read as selfishness to her, though perhaps that's simply because she's exactly where she wants to be, and if he wants to hold her closer, she's more than happy to be held. And then he messes with her hair and she's swatting at him as she pulls away, despite herself. As if her hair isn't already a disaster by this stage of the Adventure.
She eyes him suspiciously, but it's all mischief— ]
Besides you?
[ —or what passes for flirtation, in her case. ]
Maybe one or two things.
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Working hard as usual. Wanna take a break?
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But the way Topaz seems to brighten up the room when she spots her brings a genuine smile to Stelle's face as she heads over. ]
I'd love to. Did you want anything from the bar?
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[ For all the complaints she has about the resort, she's grateful for moments like this: the ability to spend time with someone she's always wanted as a friend is like a dream. She can't help feeling giddy. Stelle may be an asset in the IPC's eyes, but she's also someone Topaz admires as a person. ]
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Well, there's hot beer. Or hot beer. [ and in a stage whisper: ] But it's better than the water.
[ Really, Stelle would agree, on all fronts, with Topaz, and that...would surprise her less now than it might have, before. Sure, being trapped in this resort isn't ideal, and the expectations are...well, they could be worse, frankly. But the chance to connect with others that she might never have had a chance to otherwise? It is a dream. And Topaz is a treasure. ]
Boss lady likes it when I drink with the customers, so I'll suffer with you, if you're game. [ she sounds genuinely enthused by the idea, at least? ]
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I guess I'll have the hot beer.
And spending time with you is hardly suffering, I assure you.
[ If Stelle is even a little enthusiastic about spending time with her, she'll cling to that and return her enthusiasm.]
Let's do it.
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[ But it's more challenge than sincerity: Topaz has made it clear, consistently, that she is genuine in her offers of friendship. And while there was a time, and Stelle feels good reason, to be cautious of that, well. She ran out of reasons awhile ago. And she's got nothing but time. ]
All right, let's do this!
[ With a grin and a flourish she heads for the bar and before long is back with two flagons of beer: the carved, wooden kind, frothy brew threatening to overflow even as she carries them carefully. She sets them down on the table and slides one over to Topaz. ]
Last chance to back out.
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This can't be the worst thing I've put in my mouth.
[ And it's at least half a dirty joke, but no amount of fancy food she's enjoyed as an IPC director can make her forget the rations she had to scrape together on the distant planet where she grew up.
But all her effort had led to this: Stelle with her, in a tavern. She can't help grinning as she raises her flagon. ]
Cheers.
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Oh right Slimes
And... Slowly oozes down his neck. Back... Then hits the ground with a wet squelching sound. Completely and utterly gross.
That still makes him turn around and - ]
Do you mind?
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Sorry! Sorry, I—
[ She's still trying to shake another one off her leg and back into the water. Aggressively.
Eventually she manages, and the splash is satisfying only as long as it takes to realize the little vaguely-sentient jello shot is swimming right back to her. ]
UGH.
Sorry. Are you...okay?
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And Cale moves, picking up the one that had dropped and tossing it back into the water. All the while, he's taking Stelle by the arm to pull her back. ]
Move, please.
[ Because the little slimes that are starting to swim back towards them? Cale opens up the palm of his hand, using wind to create something like a mini water spout to stir those slimes up and blow them away. ]
I'm fine, but neither one of us are going to be for long.
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Oooh, that's handy.
[ Genuine praise, actually.
Her eyes narrow at his warning, however. ]
Why? What's going on?
[ So she's a little warm all over, she's always warm. So he's glowing a little, he's very pretty. ]
slams in here hella late for slimes!
On the contrary, it sort of amounted to "get the slime cores and turn them in for a reward; it'll probably be fine," and...to be fair, that is actually how many of Yu's plans turn out! His weird brand of luck and determination usually pays off! Which...probably makes all of this more like a consequence of hubris.
All of this means: there's a vaguely person-shaped lump within the large jello-mold-like body of the mother slime, which Stelle's cute little bitty slime just collided with and bounced off of with a small, and admittedly very cute, squeak. The sound the mother slime makes is way less cute, mostly because it's coming from the person within: a muffled, gurgling mmlefph that might loosely translate to help!, if the hand sticking out of the slime is any indication.
In short, Yu has regrets --so many regrets-- and only one arm (which is currently waving around looking for something to grab onto) to help him deal with them.]
huzzah!
That is NOT small!! That is large enough to swallow a man whole and Stelle's off like a shot with a holy FUDGE under her breath. She kicks the, admittedly cute but unfortunately doomed, slime she's just thrown a little farther out of the way, wincing at the pathetic rubber chicken noise it makes against the wall, and reaches for the hand sticking out of of the slime.
She grasps him firmly around the wrist with both hands, and PULLS.
And PULLS!
AND—okay, she doesn't want to dislocate his shoulder, but she ALSO doesn't want to get pulled into the slime, herself (can you imagine) but she's taking a deep breath, holding it, and reaching further into the slime to see if she can get a better hold to yank him out properly. Never mind that it's a slime so everything is just that much more slippery. It's fine.
This is fine. ]
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No. Okay. Focus, Narukami. He's come too far and seen too much to eat it now.
It's like moving through molasses, slow and frustrating, but as the hands around his arm readjust, he searches for any way to give himself a boost and start to push himself out. Those hands manage to grab first his elbow and then his forearm, his shoulder, while Yu finds his arm pushing against the slightly-more-solid core of the slime. Before long his arm and shoulder are out, followed by his head --with a gasp of relief-- and his other arm, torso, hips-- and he's out!
But he's also covered in slime. So it takes a grand total of one (1) footstep for him to slip, sliding into her in the most undignified way possible.]
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Success!!!
But Stelle has barely a breath to celebrate the extraction of a young man from a slime (there's a Renaissance painting of this somewhere in the resort, she's sure) before he's tumbling into her, and due to the slime on her own feet, and pretty much the entire rest of her, she's crashing to the ground to break his fall with a yelp.
There's an inescapable squelching sound from somewhere beyond their feet, and Stelle hopes with all her heart that it's the Blob reading the room and making a swift escape, and not the sore loser coming closer to suck on their feet, because she's becoming increasingly aware of some... New predicaments. ]
Are you okay?
[ She manages, breathless, to the man with his face in her cleavage. ]
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(There Will Hopefully Not Be A Next Time.)
The sound of Yu's response is muffled into a mrrph! sort of noise; he's faceplanted in her chest, so he can't quite see what's going on, but he does manage to register the change from vertical to horizontal in orientation, along with a yelp and a thud. It registers before he even moves -- he's got his face in her boobs, doesn't he. Of course he does. This is determined to be the most embarrassing encounter he's had in ages, isn't it?
... ... ...
Anyway.]
No damage here, [he manages a sheepish half-smile as he pushes off of her chest.] But I should be asking you that, after that fall.
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All of that being said, she kind of feels like she was swallowed by a slime, and unfortunately, she's aware that it can come with a few side-effects. Maybe the mother slime isn't as potent as the others??? They've probably got time! ]
Huzzah!
[ still breathless, her smile a little goofy, but, well, ]
Don't worry, I've had worse.
[ Reassuring! ]
But we should, uh. Probably...
[ Oh no. ]
Wash this off?
[ It's definitely just an allergic reaction that has her feeling flushed, that has her struggling to remember why she's saying the words she's saying. Deep breaths, Stelle, it's just weird slime in the weird dungeon in the weird sex resort. Mind over matter.
She starts to push herself up, to attempt to find purchase on the slimy stone beneath them and try to sit up. How successful she is depends entirely on, well. Too many factors, but no doubt muchly on how her new friend is reacting to the experience. Either way, she could use a hand. ]
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