TDM 12

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.

During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.

We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET

A ROOKERY COMES SPRAWLING

A CHARMING MARKET

► The Rookery floods the main lobby and begins construction on the eve of November 15th. This wandering group of merchants has decided to set up shop! From November 15th through January 1st, the Rookery will be operating a marketplace on the ground floor of the Golden Peacock. This marketplace operates at all hours and does not close.

► This once luxurious lobby has transformed into a rustic market. Wooden shops line the walls where eager merchants promote their wares. These little stores are stocked with handcrafted goods, specialty products, and artisanal treats. Unlike general Golden Peacock establishments, shops in the marketplace are willing to haggle and trade.

► Not all of these booths are occupied. Guests interested in selling their crafts or services are welcome to open up shop. The merchants of the Rookery will also hire resort guests looking for work.

CEDAR AND PINE

► This simple marketplace embraces small town charm. The scents of wood and pine meld with freshly baked bread and leather. The echo of a blacksmith striking metal resounds through chatter and laughter. Shopkeepers call and wave from their booths to lure in potential customers.

► Weather simulation has been introduced to the first floor. Snow falls from an artificial sky dotted with lights. This snow looks, feels, and tastes like the real thing. The temperature correspondingly drops to a brisk chill, so bundle up!

► Merchants decorate their shops with winding ribbons, baubles, and bells at the beginning of December. A massive pine tree graces the central square and patrons are invited to decorate it with sparkling ornaments.

Rumor of a gifting tradition spreads, with merchants jumping on board to offer gift wrap with every sale. If you don't give someone you care about a thoughtful present then you must not really like them at all!

SPECIALTY SHOPS

LIMITED TIME WARES

PREPARE FOR DUNGONEERING

► One of the biggest stores in the marketplace is the armorer's shop. It isn't safe to go adventuring in an unexplored dungeon without protection! Come one, come all. The best armor in town is here. The marketeers in the armorer's shop swear their supplies are the best in the business. Well-crafted! Quality materials! Enchanted to ward off the elements!

All available armor is extremely slutty. Every piece has been styled to emphasize the wearer's assets and barely covers anything. Tight, sexy, and functional. Isn't it a win/win for all? Let those tits battle and breathe!

► Guests that follow the sound of clanging metal will find the blacksmith. The front of the shop offers a basic selection of knives, swords, and shields for purchase. While the quality of these weapons is mediocre at best, guests may not want to pass up the opportunity to purchase a weapon while the house is allowing it.

Weapon aficionados may meet with the blacksmith to discuss enhancing the current selection. Special materials can be found in dungeon chests or collected from monsters to improve weapon quality. Guests willing to collect these materials and have the chips to spare can commission superior products.

► Several leather shops are competing for business. One specializes in enchanted leather pouches, another focuses on offering high quality boots. Leather journals make beautiful gifts. What lasts longer than leather clothing? Nothing! Or how about a leather hair accessory for that person with long, flowing locks?

Those browsing through these many leather shops best keep their wits about them. Not all of them are selling real leather! Some greedy merchants are trying to pass off plastic junk as the real thing. A few bold charlatans willing to lie about enchantments to customers that appear uneducated about magic. Do your best to not get swindled!

DRIED AND BAKED SUNDRIES

► The dried goods shop is the most popular amongst adventurers. Those preparing to head down into the dungeon can't leave without supplies, after all! One can find a broad selection of jellies, jams, preserves, cheese, jerky, nuts, and seeds. While they aren't the tastiest, they'll survive for several days in a backpack, which is exactly what every adventurer needs!

► The universe-renowned baking mogul, Mama Brot, has opened a shop selling her famous pretzels. These soft pretzels, nicknamed breastzels, come in both sweet and savory variations. They are deliciously plush and melt in the mouth. It's said that one bite of one of her pillowy breastzels will send you straight to heaven. Dessert and bread connoisseurs cannot miss out!

Guests eager to get their hands on some of Mama Brot's breastzels have their work cut out for them. The shops restocks with fresh breastzels every morning, but the line to purchase starts queuing two hours beforehand. Supply runs out quickly every time Mama Brot decides to whip up a new batch. Good luck!

► Small bakeries peppering throughout the marketplace kick off December with a flurry of decorated cookies. Guests will find cookies and biscuits cut into different shapes, painted with icing, smeared with jam, and drizzled with chocolate. Hot chocolate booths also pop up, their baristas encouraging guests to gather and enjoy the snow by the center market tree with a cozy drink.

JOBS & QUESTS

A MAKESHIFT TAVERN

CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS: A SLAYER QUEST AWAITS!
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!

The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.

Yaaassss sLay all day!

JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!

I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.

Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!

JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!

I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!

You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!

JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!

Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.

Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!

JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!

If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.

You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

PULL UP A CHAIR

► As a watering hole for adventurers looking for a place to kick back and relax with a hot beer, the tavern is a hot spot at all hours. Crude and sticky, there's never a dull moment at this establishment! Fights break out every night, drinking competitions are the norm, and it's the best place to gather information.

The tavern doubles as an inn, offering a dozen rooms above the bar for adventurers to cool their heels. A night's stay is relatively cheap and costs only a handful of chips.

► Guests can pick up jobs and quests from the tavern's request board. Postings vary in difficulty and payout. Anyone is welcome to pick them up and they can be completed for as long as the dungeon is active.

► Jobs and quests can be completed through the dungeon prompts below. They may be done multiple times. These job posters need a lot of supply!

► Guests can also list their own jobs and quests to the tavern's request board. While the board is typically meant to attract adventurers for hire, guests can advertise their own services this way. The bartender really doesn't care what goes up. She's too busy breasting boobily behind the counter in a corset that hikes her cleavage against her throat.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT

GOOD LUCK, NEW ARRIVALS

A TRENDY RENOVATION

► Low rank guests will be delighted to find that the basement has been completely renovated! Basement and maintenance floors have been converted into a realistic dungeon complete with gray stone, torchlight, and the echo of crawling monsters. Low rank suites have been temporarily adjusted to match the aesthetic.

► The communal bathroom has also been styled into a medieval latrine. Low rank guests can now enjoy bonding together over a communal trench and chamber pots. A helpful sign has been posted on the door advising guests to be wary of slimes coming up through the piping.

► Low rank guests that aren't happy with their living arrangements can check out the rooms above the tavern. They need only chat with the bartender and pay a fee for each night they wish to stay. It's up to them whether or not they think a dungeon filled with monsters or a raucous tavern is better for their beauty sleep.

NEW ARRIVALS

► New arrivals find themselves waking in various locations throughout the dungeon. Unlike low rank guests who have dungeon suites, new arrivals wake randomly in the upper and lower levels of the dungeon. Anywhere is fair game.

► New arrivals are considered dungeon monsters. In fact, wildcards are the number one hunted monster for the extremely popular sLaying quest! They'll have to keep on their toes if they don't want to be sexily sLayed.

► Stepping away from resort standard, wildcards wake dressed to embody their role as an erotic dungeon monster. The house knows that its guests have eclectic tastes, so monster costumes range from skimpy strategically placed furs to full body suits.

► What are dungeon monsters without drops? Wildcards will also wake with a pouch of valuables for adventurers to collect. These items can vary from useful ores, gemstones, and chip vouchers to random items like condoms, vegetables, and shiny rocks.

UPPER DUNGEON

START THE DESCENT

FLOOR 1

Heading down the stairs from the marketplace leads to the first floor of the dungeon. This is where all low rank suites have been condensed. Corridors are generally dry and well lit, with twisting ivy and torches lining the walls. Some guests say that it’s an improvement over the previously dreary, dirty basement.

Only a handful of monsters are brave enough to come close to the surface. The ones that do have low IQs and are easily defeated.

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► Barrels, crates, and chests can be found in corners and intersections. Low value materials, like perishables and basic clothing, can be found inside. This may or may not include the personal items of low rank guests misplaced during renovations. Whoops!

Watch out! Mimic chests love to hide amongst these crates. Opened mimic chests chase nearby guests, desperate to thrust their slimy tongues into any reachable orifice. They’re also quite dumb, happily repopulating areas where other mimics have been beaten. It isn’t uncommon to find a new one where an old one had been just yesterday!

► Sprigs of mistletoe grow over doors and dangle from the ceiling. Nothing happens when someone passes alone. The enchantment is only triggered when two or more people intersect. Those who cross under the mistletoe may find themselves unable to leave its proximity. As if an invisible bubble has appeared, attempts to leave will be rebuffed.

The mistletoe enchantment can only be broken by kissing. Some mistletoe may be satisfied with a brief kiss while others may require its victims to use tongue. Get ready for some smooching!

FLOOR 2

Multiple stairways across the first floor lead down to the second. As guests head down, they will find the temperature dropping and light dimming. The stairwell opens up to a reveal crumbling archways, staggered levels of ruins, and rich moss blanketing over stone.

This dungeon floor has several gaps between ruins and multiple pockets of open space. Old wooden bridges creak in the wind. Leaves flick across, carried on steady breeze. Treasure chests and harpy-like monsters can be found throughout the ruins.

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► Adventurers need to cross multiple bridges to make it to the next portion of the dungeon. However, they will find that they cannot cross these bridges alone. All bridges in this area vanish the moment someone steps out solo. Luckily, falls to the ground are cushioned by a thick blanket of moss.

Adventurers must step forward together, hand-in-hand, in order to cross. Guests that stop holding hands while crossing, hesitate, or mistrust one another will find the bridge vanishing from beneath their feet.

► Wind speeds spike dangerously at random intervals and send the floor into sub-freezing temperatures. During these times, it is advised that adventurers take cover, because they might end up blown away. There are sporadic abandoned campsites in caves and alcoves where guests can wait out the wind.

These campsites serendipitously offer a cozy bedroll. One cozy bedroll. With howling winds knocking out torchlight, the only way to keep warm is to cuddle up and share body heat. Oddly enough, the furious winds only calm down after adventurers snuggle. Weird!

FLOOR 3

Lush vegetation dominates the third floor. Pathways are challenging to follow beneath overgrown flora. Ancient trees twist between crumbling pillars. This dungeon forest is teeming with sexy floral monsters that blend with the brush and provoke adventurers with sensual whispers. Isn’t it amazing how accurate they are in pinpointing your kinks?

Monsters on this floor love to tease and fondle guests passing through. Adventurers cutting through the forest may end up groped by branches, leaves, and flowers. Or more! These floral monsters can get very handsy.

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► Treasure chests can be found throughout the dungeon forest. The floral monsters will try to protect them, but none of the monsters in this area are particularly strong. Wood nymphs seduce guests away from chests and vines will lash out to slap their hands. Chests on this floor are valuable, offering high-quality potions like elixirs and panaceas.

Not all potions are good. Some bottles are decoys that cause unwanted effects. The three most common decoys are love potions, hatemance potions, and flora potions.

LOVE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the person who drinks it fall in love with the first person they see.

HATEMANCE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the first person who drinks it fall into hate, coupled with passionate sexual desire, for the first person they see.

FLORA POTION: Liquefied chlorophyll designed to temporarily transform anyone who drinks it into a sexy monster. Monster need not be plant-based.

► An invasive species, the dongle flower, can be found in large number in the center of the forest. This flower’s fleshy petals phallically cone into one another and stand erect from a small cluster of leaves at its base. This flower is mostly known for its milk, which can be collected by pumping its petals. Those unfamiliar with this breed of flora may mistake it for a human penis, but closer investigation will confirm that it is indeed a plant.

Getting to close to the dongle flower comes with risks. This flower is notorious for ejaculating its milk when stimulated. Dongle flowers in close proximity may trigger one another and cause a chain of milk ejaculations. Dongle flower milk has analeptic properties that heighten virility, sensitivity, and sex drive. The more milk, the more potent.

LOWER DUNGEON

HALFWAY DOWN

FLOOR 4

A slope leads the way down to the fourth floor. Adventurers must be careful with their footing to avoid taking a spill because the path is steep and uneven. Why are these stones sticking up so much, anyway?!

Guests not watching their step may end up triggering a trap. After a trick stone sinks beneath their weight, a rumble echoes throughout the dungeon. This echo the ominous prelude to a giant boulder crashing down and rolling after them! (There is a nipple painted on the boulder.)

Those that don’t want to get squashed by the boulder may have to throw themselves off the ledge. Depending on where they decide to jump ship, they will end up in a different chamber designed to test their mettle.

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► CHAMBER ONE: An unfurnished room with no windows or doors. This chamber is deep, making it difficult to try and scale the walls back up to the path. Lone adventurers will end up stuck until someone else joins them, because the trap will not trigger until two or more guests are inside.

Once at least two guests are trapped, spikes spring from two opposing walls. They slowly begin to close in and a booming voice declares: BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE OR DIE!

The floor will give way for guests that comply. Those that do not and cannot get out of the room on their own will be spiked. They may escape with injuries or die. If the latter, they will revive in the Broken Wing clinic.

► CHAMBER TWO: This chamber is divided into multiple parallel rooms. These rooms are designed to facilitate a specific kink between the guests trapped inside. They might be furnished with toys or vacant with only a gloryhole in a partition. Regardless, every room has a door locked shut with a bulky padlock.

After two guests have entered a booming voice declares: EXPLORE KINK OR REMAIN TRAPPED FOREVER!

Padlocks will drop and doors will open for guests that comply. Those that do not are doomed to be trapped forever… or figure a way out through demolition. That disembodied voice is going to be really salty when adventurers realize that last option exists.

FLOOR 5

Water commands the fifth floor. Adventurers must tread through dark and damp tunnels that lead into flooded chambers. Pools and rivers run throughout, with some areas reaching depths of 50 feet. Treasure chests are submerged but are worth the effort, offering ores, metals, and rare stones that can be used to enhance weapons with the blacksmith.

Reverse mermaids live in these waters. They enjoy swimming alongside adventurers and spreading their legs to show off how good they are for fucking.

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► Slimes ooze along the ceiling and plop into the water. They float along like jellyfish, but will direct themselves toward adventurers they sense nearby. Slimes vary in size and color, though the majority are small enough to cup between two hands. The mother slime, a giant slime hidden deep in the depths, occasionally appears to absorb adventurers into her gelatinous body.

Small and deceptively cute, these little monsters are attracted to adventurers and eager to ooze all over them. Different colored slimes and their secretions cause various physical reactions. Slimes can be mixed to create combination effects.

CLEAR SLIME: Clear slime is an aphrodisiac that can also be used as a lubricant.

PINK SLIME: Pink slime amplifies shyness and embarrassment.

PURPLE SLIME: Purple slime triggers sexual aggression and sadistic tendencies.

YELLOW SLIME: Yellow slime may enhance dominate or submissive inclinations.

MOTHER SLIME: Secretions from the mother slime trigger a breeding rut/heat. The more contact one has with the mother slime, the more intense the rut/heat.

► The water in this dungeon has unique properties. Adventurers that soak for long periods of time may find their skin clearing up, their hair becoming shinier, and their features becoming dewy and radiant. This water is imbued with beauty magic that intensifies the sexiness of those who drink or bathe in it. Everything they do, even sneezing or scratching an itch, will be tinted in a pink glow of attractive glamor.

Guests that soak for too long run the risk of becoming powerfully distracting. Beauty can be bewitching, so take care to not charm other adventurers into becoming obsessed admirers, lest you become an unwitting Helen of Troy!

Drinking the water comes with an additional potential side effect. The drinker's voice has a 25% chance of becoming hypnotic. They may be able to entrance others or cause them to orgasm through dirty talk alone.

FLOOR 6

Drying off won't be a problem after getting down to the sixth floor! The temperature jumps to a sweltering degree and light glints off silvery glass. Orange and red flicker and dance. Stepping into the yawning mouth of this massive floor reveals a giant pit of blazing fire beneath a twisting mirror maze.

Muscular minotaurs prowl, prepared to kidnap adventurers and whisk them away to their dens. This maze is also equipped with traps and enchantments designed to redirect guests back to the beginning entrance. Adventurers will need to use creativity and ingenuity to navigate this labyrinth while battling intense heat.

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► Guests can take cover in small chambers at maze corridor intersections. These rooms are also sweltering but, happily enough, there are magical air conditioners available! Two plates on opposite sides of the room must simultaneously be stepped on in order to activate the ice enchantment.

Comfort comes with a price. Something strange happens when magic sparks: the adventurers standing on the activation plates have swapped bodies! They won't be able to switch back immediately, either, because the ice enchantment has a cool down period. Their options are to either wait it out or go find another room with an unused ice enchantment!

► Adventurers that successfully navigate their way through the maze will find a long corridor leading to a massive shining door. They've found the exit down to the treasure room where riches upon riches are waiting. Money, money, money!!

Guests that let their guard down while walking to the door may end up shot with an arrow! In classic dungeon fashion, holes in the wall open and launch arrows all the way down to the entrance of the treasure room.

Getting shot by an arrow will trigger lust at first sight! Forget about everything else and look at your fellow dungeon crawler. Aren't they so erotic? Don't you really want to fuck them right now and forget about all that treasure? Or perhaps they're still rocking around in your swapped body. Isn't it suddenly tempting to fuck yourself?

TREASURE ROOM

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T CURSED

FLOOR 7: THE BOTTOM FLOOR

The final floor of the dungeon is a massive chamber glittering with precious gems, metals, and enchanted valuables. Piles and piles of gold coins are stacked as far as the eye can see. Treasure chests line the walls, overflowing with sparkling jewelry. Anyone that’s ever wanted to swim in piles of gold can finally make their dream come true.

Guests can take whatever they can carry. They have to make their way back up through the dungeon with it, so hopefully they came prepared!

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► Brave adventurers that managed to come this far deserve worthwhile gains. Those who enter the treasure room are welcome to pick up special treasures from the following selection. None of these items are game breaking, so players can pick up multiple or mix and match.

ECHO STONE: A small stone that fits in the palm of a hand. When tapped, it sends out a soft pulse that outlines nearby exits, hidden passages, or alternate routes in shimmering light.

EARRINGS OF FATE: A matching pair of diamond studs. If shared between two people, the wearers can sense each others’ location all times.

CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY: Shimmering silver fabric as smooth as water. Wearing this cloak grants invisibility.

THONG OF BRONZE: A bronze thong. Wearing this thong increases power, endurance, and speed, but only when worn alone.

RING OF PROTECTION: A simple gold ring enchanted to protect the wearer. While this is useful during battle, it also can act as birth control and prevent sharing diseases.

CLICK LOCK LOCKET: A simple golden heart-shaped locket. The wearer can open the locket and give themselves temporary body modifications for up to two hours at a time.

MECHANICAL MOUSE: A mechanical mouse that registers its master with a drop of blood. A little friend that can scout, transport small items, and fit into tiny spaces.

BRASS COMPASS: A small brass compass with delicate gears. It doesn’t point north. Instead, it points to the carrier's deepest desire or the object they seek the most.

FEATHER OF FLIGHT: A delicate feather that feels lighter than air itself. Grants the ability to fly for a short period but the user must have it in their possession and activate it. Works in bursts, such as allowing them to jump across wide gaps or avoid a deadly fall.

HAND OF LUCK: A small, silver broach shaped like a human hand, fingers outstretched in a gesture of good fortune. The hand grants increased luck to the user, influencing dice rolls, odds, or even the outcome of risky decisions. However, it only works once per day. When it activates it may make other things worse.

► An iridescent door glitters at the back of the treasure room. Written on an aged scroll pinned to the wall is an explanation that this door can send adventurers home. They will have abandon their companions for this opportunity, because one who uses the door must pass through alone. The scroll explains that the door will only work once within a span of several hours, making it impossible for anyone else to immediately use it. There is also the risk that it will never work again.

Of course, the door isn't really sending anyone back to their world. Guests that decide to take the leap will find themselves walking straight into their suite upstairs. The scroll didn't specify which home!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; anonymous; aphrodisiacs; BDSM dynamics; body swap; breeding kink; classic tropes; costumes; cum play; dubcon; death; enchantments; erotic plants; erotic monsters; entrapment; hypnotism; noncon; temperature play; traps; weapons; violence; voice kink

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

upper dungeon | floor 1

[entirelymyown]

[ Nope, nope, that's smack into the other man; John's been a little distracted this month for a variety of reasons, and he's a pretty big object to run into so he'll be surprised but not terribly rocked as the two of them crash.

Instead, he'll reach over to offer a hand to steady in apology. ]

Hey, sorry I- Keita?

[ They've talked! He remembers!

John has no weapons on him, as he hardly needs them, but he is dressed in what looks very much like a wizard's robes (in yellow, as one might expect) only... with some very interesting cutouts along the hips and shoulders and over the chest. Slutty slutty wizard, anyway. ]

[keita]

[ Truthfully, Keita is tempted to blame their collision solely on the fact that he's not used to turning his gaze quite so high to see other people. John is tall, much taller than Keita had realized when they'd spoken over the network—he towers over Keita, who stands at 5'6" in his heeled boots. ]

Ah! John, [ he says, his tone warming now that he recognizes the person he's sharing this mistletoe bubble with. ] It's a pleasure to meet you face to face.

[ Or face to chest, as it were. Keita himself is dressed more or less as he usually is, in slacks and shirtsleeves and suspenders; his only concession to comfort as he makes his way around the dungeon is to have rolled his sleeves up his forearms and undone the top two buttons of his shirt. Comparatively, John seems to fit into their surroundings much better. ]

If you don't mind my saying so, you look rather at ease with this change of scenery.

[entirelymyown]

[ He beams at being recognized, and a glance up and down the other man sets his very firm idea of what he looks like now: stylish, not entirely unlike how Arthur likes to dress. It's a good impression.

John has his own style and it's hardly this, but he tries to go with the flow when the resort does things. ]

Likewise!

[ But he shrugs at the thought. ]

Dank caves full of monsters is something I have some experience in. I'm just glad that they seem to be rather large caves at least.

[ He's not claustrophobic, but Arthur is. ]

Everything, uh, going well for you of late?

[keita]

I'm glad as well. I don't enjoy a dark tunnel particularly, but these aren't terrible.

[ At least Keita sounds cheerful about it. The last time he wandered a set of dark tunnels he narrowly escaped with his life and a severe concussion, but Grace Carrow isn't here, and these particular labyrinthine tunnels are expansive enough not to make him claustrophobic.

His smile softens slightly at the question. It's kind of John to ask, even though the answer is a bit more complicated than Keita feels like giving voice to at the moment. How have things been going for him? Sometimes devastating, sometimes beautiful. Such are the sine waves of quasi-human existence. ]

Things have been all right, I suppose, [ is what Keita says, gradually. ] It was a bit touch-and-go for a moment, but on the mend now, thankfully. How have you been?

[ Is it silly to be making small talk under mistletoe? Maybe by some evaluations. But Keita does genuinely want to get to know John better, and he has him as a captive audience at least for a time, so why not make the most of it? ]

[entirelymyown]

I've... had some strange experiences recently.

[ He's not sure if it's the resort or his own mind playing tricks on him, merging the last time he was trapped with this time. This place is much better, much kinder; it might make him horny, might ask him to sleep with people, might even meddle with his mind or his wants or his feelings, but it doesn't crush him the way the Dark World did. But the visions of Arthur appearing and then disappearing, of him being there and then not being there- he'd be much more upset if he hadn't talked to people who'd seen him and talked to him as well. At least, he hopes they're the same. But- ]

But I've certainly been worse. Have you... had a decent time down here? Nothing giving you too much trouble, I hope.

[keita]

[ Strange experiences... Keita's brow furrows slightly, concerned. They don't know each other well enough for him to pry, yet, but he does offer a careful, ] If there's anything I can assist with...

[ There is some distant suggestion in Keita's future-memories that John himself is powerful enough not to need the assistance of a half-human clairvoyant in any regard, but it seems polite to offer nonetheless. ]

No, it's been... quite manageable so far, actually. I haven't had cause to use a sword and mean it in many years, but I'm pleased to report that the muscle memory is still there. [ He pats the sword in its scabbard at his hip, more similar in appearance to a katana than a Western-style sword. ] But then again I've yet to go much deeper than this. Have you explored the lower levels?

[ If nothing else, Keita doesn't seem worried. ]

If you'd like a companion for a time, I'll gladly accompany you.

[entirelymyown]

[ John himself would be the first person to say that no matter how powerful he may or may not be, help is always welcome. And he probably does need it. His experience is very often in complete. And when he doesn't need it, he still welcomes it. People, sharing things with them, working with them, have proven to be one of the most satisfying and worthwhile things in his life. No one should, or would, be discounted except perhaps by being a dick. And he can't even imagine Keita being rude, let alone a dick. ]

I've never used a sword myself. [ When you have roughly a bajillion tentacles that you can make razor sharp, not really necessary. ] And yes, I've gone lower, but I wouldn't mind a companion. This sort of thing goes better when you're with someone else.

[ Wait- ]

When have you used a sword?

[ Pure curiousity. ]

[keita]

Ah. [ Keita smiles, just a touch wry. ] I'm the bastard son of a samurai clan. I was never permitted to carry a sword under the Mōri banner, but it would have embarrassed my father if I'd been entirely useless with one.

[ And also, much less fun for his brothers to abuse, so he'd unwillingly learned how to wield one and then put it down when his brothers died, not to pick it up again until he arrived here to the resort. The experience has been a bit complicated in the way family matters so often are, but Keita is old enough now that the bruise doesn't really hurt anymore—just aches, slightly, when he pushes at it wrong. ]

Please don't have terribly high expectations of my swordplay, [ he adds with a laugh. ] It's quite functional, but not very pretty.

[ And much less cool than razor tentacles, but also Keita is a little bit of a tentaclefucker, so maybe his standards are skewed. At any rate—there is still the matter of the mistletoe, the recollection of which draws Keita's gaze upward briefly before it returns to John. ]

...Are you familiar with mistletoe, John? [ he asks, gradually. ] I'm afraid we may not be able to proceed into the dungeon without resolving that, first.

[entirelymyown]

[ So, that's a lot of words that John doesn't know. 'Bastard son' means what, exactly? And 'Samurai'? 'Clan', he thinks, is a family? But wouldn't he just say family if he meant family? So he's guessing there's more to it. And he's not sure what a 'banner' would have to do with any of it, or why someone would have a sword because they're part of a family. ]

I think 'functional' is the only important thing about using a sword. As long as you don't hurt yourself and you're able to fight, that's all that matters.

[ And he veeery much means that. But he's distracted by- ]

With- oh. Yes. Arthur told me about that earlier. We had to kiss to get out. [ Well, they'd also done other things beyond kissing before they'd actually parted but the bubble had popped for the kissing.

He looks cheerful as he puts the two concepts together.]

Which means we're going to kiss, right?

[ Exciting! ]

[keita]

[ A little of John's confusion is evident on his face, which makes Keita's smile fade into something a little more genuinely amused. ]

My apologies, that was almost nonsense, wasn't it. [ He doesn't even need his clairvoyance to tell that much! ] Which part should I explain?

[ It's a bit of a relief that John not only seems to know what's expected of them under the mistletoe, but also that he doesn't seem put out by the idea of kissing. Some people in this place are more open to the idea of kissing a relative stranger than others, Keita has found, and the last thing he'd want would be to put John out. His good cheer about the prospect seems to suggest that won't be the case. ]

Yes, exactly. I take it you aren't bothered. [ Less a question, more a warm observation. ] You'll have to let me know if I'm as good at it as you thought I looked.

[ That was Quite A Compliment. ]

...You'll also have to come down here, I can't reach you all the way up there.

[entirelymyown]

[Honestly?]

Most of it. Sorry.

[ His experience is very very particular. ]

But yes, I'm looking forward to the kiss. One moment. [ And he will happily lean down and put himself into range. But he won't kiss him yet. He said he wanted to kiss him, after all. So he'll let him.]

Better?

[keita]

[ The honesty in the response makes Keita laugh, although he doesn't immediately launch into the explanation. They'll have plenty of walking time for him to explain the idea of samurai clans and bastard sons—for now, better to focus on the more immediate issue.

John leans down, and Keita takes a step forward so that their faces are brought much closer together. ]

Much, thank you.

[ He brings his hands up, hesitates for only a moment, and then cups them around John's face as he seals their lips together in a kiss. It's not deep, at least not from the outset, but it is purposeful, slow and lingering, and Keita's tongue touches John's lower lip in a playful swipe before he withdraws just a little. Not entirely pulling away, though—rather, allowing John to decide whether they continue or stop there. ]

[entirelymyown]

[ Keita wanted to kiss him, but now that Keita is kissing him, he wants to kiss him too. His hand will slip up to cup his jaw and he'll lean into the kiss, parting his lips, offering and inviting him for more.

He hopes he'll get the opportunity to say that he'd be just as happy to go to bed with him. He wants to kiss more of him, and let Keita kiss more of him. ]

[keita]

[ In many cases the mechanism of Keita's clairvoyance is less than pleasant: his head is a crowded mess, full of futures more and less likely, a constant calculus of the outcomes of every decision anyone makes. But sometimes, every once in a while, he gets to feel the lush and golden unraveling of a very pleasant future indeed, such as is the case when his lips meet John's—all at once, Keita is treated to the very clear memory of a lovely and quite enjoyable evening spent in bed with this man, and the sheer pleasure of it sends a little frisson up Keita's spine.

Sensing that John has no objections to continuing their kiss, Keita presses back in, this time with a little more purpose. With a pleased hum, he coaxes John's lips to part so he can deepen the kiss, their tongues sliding briefly together before Keita draws back to tease a little more. After a few more long moments, though, Keita really does part from John's mouth if only so he can ask, ]

Is your back all right?

[ He's very much enjoying himself, as the continued press of brief kisses to John's lips should indicate, but he doesn't want to keep John bent over forever if it's not comfortable. ]

[entirelymyown]

[ John was more than happy to let Keita continue to explore his mouth, but when he draws back and asks the question, it takes John a very solid second or two to do the math of why he might be asking that and what 'back' he might have meant. He gives a brisk little nod.]

Doesn't bother me, though [ He looks at Keita. ] I could just as easily lift you up. Or let you kiss me into one of the walls here. Or... more than kiss.

[keita]

[ The openness with which John makes such a suggestion earns a blink from Keita, followed by a smile. He's been in the resort long enough that he no longer expects that most, or even many, will share his Victorian reticence when it comes to open discussions of sex, but John's frankness is nonetheless surprising and refreshing. ]

I'd like to do more kissing, or more than kissing. [ A glance into the future suggests that even considering John's impressive height, being lifted from his feet won't be enough to trigger Keita's fear of heights. ] Would you more enjoy lifting me, or shall we find someplace more comfortable?

[ After all, if nothing else, their previous kisses had eliminated the mistletoe's barrier—leaving them free to come and go as they please, and maybe even to go in find of something to use as lube if it comes to that. ]

[entirelymyown]

[ The answer to that is very simple. ]

I would enjoy lifting you, but if you'd be more comfortable elsewhere, that seems like the better option. [ Beat. ] Or we could do one and then the other, if you're not uncomfortable now.

[keita]

I'm not uncomfortable. [ Since John hasn't yet straightened up, Keita leans forward to kiss him again, brief and a little playful. ] And I wouldn't at all mind being lifted.

[ Especially so long as it doesn't interrupt them kissing. Another brief press of lips and then Keita adds, ]

You can pick me up as you like, but if we're to be more—erm, intimate, let's find someplace to get comfortable. How's that?

[entirelymyown]

[ John considers that. ]

...if we go someplace more comfortable right now, then we don't have to think about it if we want to do more. So... perhaps we go now?

[keita]

Very well. [ A warm smile and one last kiss, and then Keita steps back as if to physically indicate that they're about to move. Mostly, it's so he doesn't distract himself with kissing again. ] This way, then.

[ Now that they've done their kissing, the barrier around the doorway has opened up, allowing them to pass through and make their way deeper into the dungeon. There's a place in Keita's future-memories that isn't too far away—there are a handful of slimes, mostly the ones useful for lube, and rocks coated with a thick layer of spongy moss.

To fill the quiet, Keita says, ] A samurai clan is a family of swordsmen who use their skills in defense of the country's ruler, and a bastard is a child whose father is unknown.

[ Clarifying the topics that had seemed to confuse John, earlier. ]

My mother was married to the head of the family, but he was not my father—thus, a bastard son.

[entirelymyown]

[ John will reach for Keita's hand; he likes to keep contact, likes to touch people. He'll just draw back if Keita chooses not to take it but he always tries.

Once they're moving, John's paying attention to their surroundings and to what Keita is saying, though- ]

I did know what a bastard is. [ A pause. ] I assume that was... difficult.

[keita]

[ Oh, Keita is more than happy to hold hands. He folds his own into John's, pleased and unhesitating. ]

It wasn't my favorite, no. [ Although Keita doesn't sound particularly put out by it. It's been long enough for him that the sting of his family's rejection has mostly faded, although there's a certain wry tinge to his expression nonetheless. ] My father loathed me. My brothers used me as target practice. I wasn't formally allowed to carry a sword to battle, but I was given the basics of training at least, and I know my way around a blade, more or less.

[ With his free hand, Keita taps the sword hanging at his waist. ]

I can teach you some, if you like? You said you've never used one.

[entirelymyown]

[ His eye goes where Keita's hand directs, and he gives Keita's other hand a little squeeze in solidarity and support. ]

I would like that very much, actually. [ Warm, and fond. ] I've never done many things, but that is certainly one.

[ From the shoulder farthest from Keita, a tentacle will slip up from his skin, ink becoming physical as they watch, and extend up in front of them. As Keita watches, the round and gentle-looking feeler will coil in the air before uncoiling and slipping back where it came from. ]

Usually, I just use those. Not that it comes to it very often.

[keita]

Oh!

[ It's an expression of surprise, but certainly not one of fear or distaste. If anything, Keita... feels that he may have a bit of a conditioned response to tentacles at this point, a notion that prompts a faint flush of heat in his cheeks.

Clearing his throat, Keita continues, ]

If you have those, I suppose you don't need swordplay, but it might be fun to try anyway. We'll have to find time at Talon. What else have you never done that you think you might like to try?

[entirelymyown]

[ He glances back, not really curious about the blushing but pleased; he's heard enough people speak favorably of tentacles and their use during sex not to think that there's anything weird about finding them enjoyable. Any number of cultists and witches over the years certainly had. ]

I might need it. If there's a situation where I can't use my tentacles or where it would be a bad idea to. [ Some pep comes back to his step. ] And it will be fun, especially with you to teach me. [ Though he shakes his head at the question. ] It's easier to ask what I have done than what I haven't. My experience is... very limited, when it comes to more traditional activities.