TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

fancy seeing you around here doc :) handholding
only when aventurine decides to put ratio out of his misery is when he's at last noticed, though not yet recognized. that too is fine. it will certainly make for an interesting meet-up, when ratio is wearing nothing but a loincloth and aventurine is... well. at least he has more than one piece of cloth in him, which counts for something. adventurers aren't all physical types, and as the assigned mage of the party, at least he gets an intricate cape over his bare shoulders, and shorts that... aren't the most flattering, but that's peacock standard. )
Or else? I will fall onto a bed of moss like you have, Doc? ( because he saw that too, sorry. ) I can't remember the last time I saw you so troubled to find an answer to something. Need a hint?
did aventurine enjoy watching ratio embarrass himself ):
lastly, he recognizes his failures have been spied upon. ugh. ]
The gambler himself...
[ ratio's approach ceases at a close distance, coming to stand beside him, and despite the ire aventurine hopes to inspire poking at his failures, the scholar does not fall for the easy bait of being teased. a familiar face is, shamefully, a relief. ]
I'm well aware there's no means of crossing alone. My humiliating falls have proven that with immeasurable certainty.
[ he gestures at the innocuous bridge before them, appearing rather solid and as if it would not just disappear without a singular notice. ]
Now. Do you care to lend yourself to my trials?
yes it's in his top 5 favorite memories of ratio now 😊
( metaphorically speaking!!!!! he's no less suicidal than the last time ratio saw him, sorry, but at least it's just a joke!!! about falling off a bridge into a mossy nothingness!!
but at least, if there's something else that is still the very same in spite of how long it has been that aventurine saw ratio is the trust he has in the man - perhaps even above his luck, fickle and nonlinear as it may be. he looks between the bridge and ratio, as though studying his options, though it's all theatrical. the answer has long been decided, and surely the both of them know that, right? )
Not like I can cross it by myself now, can I? Sure thing. What's your plan?
wow ratio is out here being a gentleman
You know very well I'm not.
[ they are stood side by side, the bridge in front of them. quite the sight they must make, each dressed as ridiculous as they are. ratio watches those uncanny eyes of aventurine's peering between the bridge before them and him, looking very clearly as though he were calculating. he's not so naive to believe the very casual tone aventurine takes. his trust has never been a thing given easily, but ratio has never betrayed any faith aventurine has placed in him. ]
I don't intend to take you tumbling to the moss. My plan is fairly painless. [ as harmless as those falls were, not a scratch on his body, he would not drag aventurine along into his disgrace. if he didn't have a plan, he would not propose what he does. aventurine's trust was quite hard won. ratio's holds out his hand, palm up and clearly inviting something to be pressed into his hand. he clarifies: ] Your hand, if you please.
needs to be more mean aven likes it more 😔
doesn't mean the hand is any more welcoming. sure, aventurine has been around for - quite too long, but old habits die hard, and trauma just don't leave people. his eyes may fall on that offered hand, waiting for another that doesn't come as soon as it should have. like there are stakes to weight in this, whether it's appropriate to take that hand and whether doing so would amount to something catastrophic or not.
it's just a hand. in a - what's more likely than not - sex dungeon. aventurine should know better.
so in spite of the hesitation, or because of it, he takes the hand. )
Alright. Scared I'm gonna run off? ( another joke! because! that's just how he operates, unfortunately. ) Or is it that you think your ticket to the other side is the company of a proper guest?
he’s not spitting in your mouth, aven
ratio does not waver, his hand waiting patiently until there is the light weight of another, slightly smaller hand in his own. he has ventured for enough in this place to understand the concern isn’t wholly misplaced. the plain is turned depraved here, every turn more corrupt than the last. their atrocious costumes are painful enough reminder.
and yet, aventurine has offered his hand in return. ]
Terrified. [ ratio quips back blandly, curling his fingers so that their hands are truly intertwined. he continues on without fanfare, plenty familiar with that humor made shield of his. ]
You’re aware I have been here for some time, yes? Do you think I have been here so long without procuring the answer?
boooo!!!!! boooooooo!!!!! lame!!!!!!
not that aventurine voices the sentiment, but the way his eyes linger on their joined hands is just about enough. worse yet, it feels like home - or whatever the concept of home to a man who had been taken from his so early in his life is. it feels like late overtime in a sea of paperwork, like long meetings that smell just too neat. it makes aventurine realize that he, too, might be homesick. that pier point might not be home, but there's topaz, and there's jade, and there's ratio, too, when the ipc requests the cooperation of the intelligentsia guild.
so he holds that hand back, too. )
Of course not. Considering the kind of person you are, you won't rest until your find an answer to a shiny new problem. Even if the answer is that you can't find an answer.
( which sounds just impossible for the doctor ratio but that's an entire different argument. )
How confident are you on your current solution to this riddle?