peacockstop | TDM 01: TAKE 3

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TDM 01: TAKE 3

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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-Star Resort and Casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Unfortunately, due to high demand during the holiday season, we are temporarily unable to check you in to your reserved room. We deeply apologize for the inconvenience. We have arranged for a temporary room while we work on processing your reservation as quickly as possible. We appreciate your understanding during this time.

As a token of our appreciation we have issued 4 CLOTHING VOUCHERS and 4 FOOD VOUCHERS to your account that can be used at many of our locations. Complimentary chips have also been applied to your bank account.

You will be notified as soon as your reservation has been processed. Your comfort and happiness are our utmost priority. We sincerely hope you enjoy your stay. 】

EVENS

Soft. Warm. Cozy.

The beep of the Watch is gentle, a considerately low sound when rousing newly arrived wildcards while a small vibration tickles the wrist. Satin sheets slide with the lazy stretch of legs. Bedding shuffles. The room is a comfortable temperature but … for some reason, it’s maybe a touch too warm? And cramped?

As characters rouse from their slumber (or otherwise blink into awareness) they will find that they are now in a shitty resort room. They have been temporarily allocated a rank 2 suite. These suites are small and the twin bed takes up the majority of the space inside. Walkable area is minuscule. There is no decor or window. All characters are naked, wearing only a white terrycloth robe knotted at the waist. No details are given other than the above message and a follow-up message explaining GAME 52.

But perhaps that’s not the most alarming part.

They’re not alone.

All characters will find themselves waking up in pairs. Not only have they woken up in an entirely unknown place, they are pressed up against and/or are cuddling what may potentially be a total stranger. Even if a pair is lucky enough to know one other ... pretty awkward waking up together like this, isn't it?

Due to holiday overbooking all characters are required to share a room while the backlog of reservations are processed. Some of these rank 2 suites may even have three temporary residents if you’re feeling spicy.

The resort is truly sorry that they overbooked during the holiday season. This is unprecedented. They have never before seen the house bring in so many new guests at once. Without even a heads up for the staff. It’s like being middle management isn’t worth it! For the sake of avoiding headaches and customer complaints, wildcards will find that each room has an included a gift basket as an apology for the inconvenience.

GIFT BASKET DELIGHTS (PLEASE DON’T COMPLAIN) ▷ Charming Novelty T-shirts: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 ]
▷ All Natural Body Care
▷ A Luxury Candle
▷ A Box of Holiday Cookies
▷ 12-Pack of Resort Branded Health Items

Wildcards that explore outside will find staff running around like frenzied hens. These employees will encourage wildcards to go wash up in the bathroom, a communal space with plenty of free supplies for newcomers. The communal bathroom is a clean area with multiple open showers, sinks, and water closets. Wildcards will find shelves stocked with basic toiletries and clean towels. They will also find other general bathroom amenities available for use like hair dryers, face masks, scrub brushes, combs, razors, toothbrushes, q-tips, and so on.

All facilities inside the communal bathroom aside from the toilets are open concept and there is no separation based on gender (or anything else). Everyone is expected to share.

BATHROOM MISCHIEF ▷ THE SOAP WANTS TO DROP: Soap is slippery, but it seems as though some of the bars are intent on slipping out of hand and onto the floor. Some even shoot across the open concept showers and hit someone else. But how could soap throw itself at someone?! Are you sure you're not just looking for attention?

▷ YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOURSELF: As the steam from the showers rolls through the bathroom the mirrors begin to fog. Strange enough, fogging the mirrors begins to reveal some kind of message ... and not just any message. Wildcards may discover one of the worst private thoughts they've ever had written out on the mirror for all to see. Hiding it as easy as wiping away the vapor, but you can never really escape your truest thoughts.

▷ SHAM-ME, SHAM-YOU: There are several shampoo scents for wildcards to choose from in the cabinets. One particular formula, Saltmarsh Sparrow, isn't quite like the others. This particular shampoo is designed to pair with the wearer's natural scent. Wildcards may find that they are leaking faint pheromones that incite lust and arousal in potential mates. Use too much shampoo and you may even be affected by your own scent!

▷ YOU, ME, AND THIS COMMUNAL TUB: The communal bathroom also includes a large soaking tub that can accommodate several guests at once. There are scrubbing stones kept around the pool for guest use and jars of mud masks to wear while enjoying a soak. Mud masks will leave even the dullest skin feeling hydrated and fresh—amazing! But... what is this? The very teeny tiny font on the bottom of the jars say, "Mud will not wash off by the same hands that applied it. We recommend finding a partner to apply masks with. Enjoy!"

Some of the staff will pity these poor new guests that have had their reservations pushed out. They will show characters the way to one of the small supply closets that are used by cleaning staff. The closet is small but fully stocked with linens, extra toiletries, pillows, robes, slippers, and yellow Golden Peacock tracksuits in a full range of sizes. They will encourage wildcards to take whatever they want before running off again.

But those that aren’t careful might find themselves in an interesting predicament.

OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR ▷ Wildcards may find that the closet door will slam closed and lock while they are inside. This will only happen if there are two wildcards inside the closet.

A giggle from the other side of the door is proof that it wasn’t an accident but the voice will not respond to any questions or demands. Only when asked what they need to do to be released will there will be another soft giggle and the demand: “Kiss, kiss, kiss for seven minutes!”

Wildcards who abide by the kissing ghost's rule will be released promptly after seven minutes of kissing. Those that do not will be trapped inside until one of the staff members comes around and unlocks the door.

Wildcards will find that the hallways of the basement are chilly and narrow. Heading to the end of the hallway will reveal a stairwell where they can ascend to check out the main resort. Welcome to the Golden Peacock!

ODDS

A bird cries in the distance. Water beads trickle down chilled flesh. Itch itch itch—something pokes your bare ass.

The beep of the Watch is as gentle as it was for the new arrivals that didn’t wake up on the cold hard ground but the sound blends into the rustle of leaves and the gurgle of the river. Unlike their luckier colleagues, some wildcards have unexpectedly woken up in the middle of lush vegetation. Oops! That was a miscalculation. No details are given other than the above message and a follow-up message explaining GAME 52.

Wildcards that wake up in the Vale will be completely naked and without a resort robe to cover up. Lost amid thick bushes, mushroom clusters, and towering trees, it doesn't feel like they're in a resort at all. Isn't this a rainforest? By all accounts, this is a rainforest.

Those that wake in the Vale will have to make their way through the rainforest to find the exit. Really, so unexpected! This was not what we had in our system at all. It must be overloaded from high demand. Our apologies. Please don't complain.

LOST IN THE VALE ▷ The Vale is the only area in the resort that has simulated weather. Wildcards in the Vale may experience thunderstorms, windstorms, and light rain showers. Those who don't find their way out by night hours will find themselves plunged into darkness, with the bioluminescent mushrooms their only source of light.

▷ There are small caves and caverns throughout the Vale. There is overhead connected netting throughout the trees that may make travel easier for those agile enough to get up there. A river with fresh water runs throughout the entirety of the Vale.

▷ There are real birds living in the Vale. These birds find newcomers very interesting and like to swoop and peck if they see a good opportunity to bully. They are easily frightened off but quick to return if someone is particularly reactive.

▷ The Vale is very moist at ground level so mud and sinkholes are common. There are scattered stone and wood-plank pathways but for the most part the set-up is very natural.

Laughter rings throughout the forest. Footsteps echo. Branches snap. There are other people around aside from you naked newbies. If eavesdropped upon, wildcards may pick up on what these guests are cawing about. It sounds like they’re playing some kind of game.

Wildcards that wake up in the Vale may unwittingly stumble into one of the resort’s popular roleplaying games: Sexy Hunter 💕 and 💕 Sexier Prey.

There are numerous booby traps set around the forest. The goal of the game is to trap your prey and take them home for kinky fun and these guests weren't expecting newbies to suddenly drop in! The traps won’t hurt anyone but they will put them in some embarrassing positions.

SEXY? TRAPS ▷ CAGE: A lofted wooden cage. This trap is triggered when the prey crosses a hidden tripwire. The cage will fall from above and enclose the prey if they are not quick enough to evade. The cage is heavy and difficult to move. Escapable if the prey is strong enough or if someone lends assistance.

▷ HANGING NET: Netting hidden on the ground by leaves or moss. Stepping into the net area will trigger the trap into pulling up and capturing its prey in lofted bundle. Escapable if the prey manages to cut through the net or if someone lends assistance and breaks the pully rope.

▷ MUD PIT: A deep hole hidden on the ground by leaves, moss, or carefully placed bushes. Prey will fall into the hole once stepping into it. Depths may reach 6 - 7 feet so prey cannot climb out on their own. Escapable for those with good agility or if someone lends assistance.

▷ ANKLE SNARE: A rope loop hidden beneath leaves, moss, or other craftily laid vegetation. This trap is triggered when the prey steps into the snare. Rope will tighten around the prey's ankle to keep them in place. This trap may remain on the ground or loft the prey so that they're hanging upside-down from a tree. Escapable for those who can cut the rope or if someone lends assistance.

After braving the elements and surviving booby traps, these wildcards may finally find civilization. The lounge pagoda where many of the long-standing guests are hanging out and enjoying drinks is comfortable and connected to a bathroom where characters can themselves clean up. In contrast to the naked muddy wildcards, the guests on the pagoda are dressed in trendy and elaborate clothing.

They stare at the newly arrived nude wildcards before breaking into shouts of glee and approval.

“Yes, brilliant idea, it’s a naked party! Whoohoo! Come on everyone. Take your clothes off. All of them! Naked party, naked party, naked party!”

These NPCs will shed their clothing and begin to skinnydip in the pools and river. They will chase each other—and wildcards! Wildcards will find themselves surrounded by an orgy. They will encourage wildcards to join in on the fun and offer them food and drink to get into the mood.

IT'S AN ORGY Y'ALL ▷ FINDERS KEEPERS: None of the long-standing guests are paying attending to the clothes they've stripped off. Some of these clothing items may even have small items in the pockets, like a zippo lighter and cigarettes. Wildcards that dare to snatch clothes or items most likely won't be caught ... but if a guest does catch them, what are they gonna do other than give chase? If you're fast enough it's all yours.

▷ FREE LUNCH IS NEVER FREE: All of the food and drink offered by the guests on the pagoda is spiked with aphrodisiac. Intensity varies from a very slight amount to a full dose, at player discretion. Regardless of potency, wildcards will find that effects do not last long.

▷ MOVE OVER, BUB: The bathroom in the pagoda is small, comfortably fitting two at best. There is a shower with a limited amount of hot water available. The gauge will show as the amount of hot water declines. Once the hot water runs out wildcards can only use ice cold water to wash off the mud. It would be effective to shower together, wouldn't it?

▷ WHO STARTED THIS PARTY: Pagoda guests will become wilder as the party goes on. Wildcards may end up voyeur to guests having sex out in the open. Some guests will try to match up with wildcards or try to match wildcards simply because they would look good together. Particularly frisky guests will playfully chase wildcards around. Good luck, newbie!

Wildcards will find the exit out to the central hub and elevator bank behind the pagoda. Welcome to the Golden Peacock!

NOTES

PROMPT NOTES

▶ Characters will wake up in either a rank 2 room or in the Vale. We ask that you pick one arrival for your character for consistency sake. If you can't choose we suggest using an RNG and letting it pick evens or odds.
▶ Characters in the Vale do have a room assignment as well. They can eventually find their way there after their journey, the poor things.
▶ All characters have been issued four food and four clothing vouchers. These vouchers are as good as money around the resort.
▶ Players should mod random NPCs as they like.
▶ All subprompts are suggestions. We encourage players to get creative! Do whatever your little hearts desire.

MAIN LOBBY

The Peacock is buzzing with excitement! The massive main lobby is especially spectacular with golden streamers, dazzling lanterns, glittering ornaments, and cheerful music. There doesn’t seem to be one particular holiday being celebrated with the general theme being winter and holiday. An amalgamate like this resort simply couldn’t select one thing and had to go for everything (more is always better). The hallways and aisles are packed with streams of guests in ostentatious outfits. One can’t swing a cat without hitting someone*.

*No cats were harmed in the making of this TDM. We love cats.

There are sprigs of mistletoe above many of the hallways and doors. Surprisingly, the mistletoe have no supernatural abilities whatsoever, but guests that spy two people beneath the mistletoe together will point and demand they kiss. It’s tradition. Don’t be a downer during the festive season. Succumb to the peer pressure.

Hallways are also decorated with vases of poinsettia flowers. Nothing is amiss about these flowers during day hours, but during late night hours they will pick themselves up and trade vases with each other.

They are polite flowers and try to change when there are no guests around but don’t always manage to do it discreetly. Wildcards may notice something gold glinting in the roots of the scrambling poinsettias. Wildcards who manage to grab these flowers and comb through their roots can collect a simple gold ring (along with shivers of, iyaaaa, we just met, so bold).

5 GOLD RINGS GAME ▷ The poinsettias are changing vases! Hey, they like to be fashionable too. Wildcards may notice something gold glinting in their roots as they dart across the floor to the next pot.

▷ Poinsettias are quick and clever. They will dodge, hide, and use bystanders as shields to avoid being caught. Once they’re in their new vase they cannot be taken out. They’re very stubborn.

▷ Poinsettias that are startled may give off a spurt of strong aroma. Wildcards that inhale this scent may break out into a rash. The cure is to climax/orgasm, which will get rid of the rash immediately. It may last up to a week otherwise. An embarrassed poinsettia may offer this explanation, apologetic for doing the flower equivalent of farting in your face.

▷ Gold rings can be retrieved from their roots. Taking these rings is harmless to them but they will be a bit bummed since these rings granted them the ability to scurry around. Please be kind and deposit them into a vase so they are not left stranded on the resort floor!

▷ Each ring collected may have either a slight charm or slight curse. A ring will either grant a brief boost to physical ability (charm) or drain physical ability (curse). Rings are single time use and will become plain gold rings after a brief use period. Players are welcome to choose if the rings they collect are charmed or cursed.

Birdbucks is likewise getting into the winter spirit. Despite there being no weather in the resort they are offering seasonal hot drinks! Prices aren’t any cheaper than usual but the quality is better than their standard coffee. They are offering four new delicious new flavors: Buttered Honey Rum Coffee, Peppermint Mocha, Gingerbread Cinnamon Latte, and Rainbow Cookie Cappuccino.

These drinks won’t do anything other than make one wired from all the caffeine, but guests are encouraged to enjoy them around one of the fireplaces set up throughout the main hallways. Many people are snuggling up to the fire while nursing a Birdbucks drink and telling stories. A great way to get to know your fellow guests! Each fireplace is surrounded with festive cushions, beanbags, pillows, and blankets.

"Have you all heard about the Peacock’s annual wish tradition? No? I’m an old-timer around here, let me tell you … see those little jars hanging amongst the lights? You’re supposed to write down your heart’s desire on a piece of paper and stick it into the jar. Then, take a match and light it on fire. They say if you do that you’ll get your desire within the next 12 months. Me? I’m wishing for an older babe, a high rank babe, to become my sugar momma… what, doing it together with someone? Sure. They say that if you do it with someone you’ll have a fated connection forevermore. So don’t do it with someone you don’t like, hah!"

Wildcards will find that that loud guest isn’t lying. Many small glass jars hang alongside the fairy lights and there are multiple tables with paper, pens, and matches.

Guests are scribbling down their desires and stuffing them into the jars, watching with glee as the lit paper crumbles to ash. Couples who put their desires in the same jar are said to have a fated connection forever after so many couples can be found following the tradition. Nothing happens right away ... but who knows? It may prove to be true later.

RED CARDINAL

Those looking to escape from the crowds will find respite in Red Cardinal. Despite being busier than usual, this particular bar remains serene with guests calmly enjoying food and drink. The decorations are minimal with a few red hanging paper lanterns. The proprietress, a handsome woman in her forties, works the bar while watching all guests with an eagle eye. Guests can be loud and out of control in the hallways; they aren’t going to behave that way in her bar.

Due to limited space, all wildcards that come alone looking for a meal will be seated at a two-top table with another wildcard. The menu for the holiday season is preset. All dishes are cooked by the proprietress's own hands, so the aroma has the comforting spice of homemade. She fully expects these wildcards to eat every single morsel. To leave any dish with scraps would offend her.

"Full? What do you mean, full? Look at you. You're so thin! Eat up, don't leave anything behind. Is my food not good enough? What's wrong with it?"

Guests that do not manage to finish the entire holiday spread will be bullied into washing dishes in the kitchen. The amount of dishes to be washed is massive. There is no dishwasher so it must all be done by hand. Wildcards sent to kitchen duty will not be allowed to leave until every dish is scrubbed clean. It's the least they can do after insulting her cooking by leaving food on the plate.

RED CARDINAL’S HOMEMADE HOLIDAY MENU ▷ Shrimp and Leek Dumplings; Vegetable Dumplings
▷ Squid Kebabs with Oyster Sauce
▷ Spicy Crawfish Pot (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️)
▷ Rice Noodles served with Sour Beans, Peanuts, Bamboo Shoots, and Shallots
▷ Hand-Pulled Noodles, Thin Beef, Boiled Egg served in Fish Broth
▷ Steamed Crab
▷ Carp with Sichuan Pickles
▷ Kung Pao Chicken (🌶️)
▷ Spicy Beef in Hot Oil (🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️)
▷ Shredded Pork with Garlic Sauce (🌶️)
▷ Red Braised Pork
▷ Sweet and Sour Ribs
▷ Mapo Tofu (🌶️🌶️)
▷ Twice-Cooked Pork Slices
▷ Hot and Sour Glass Noodles (🌶️🌶️🌶️)
▷ Fried Eggs with Tomatoes
▷ Roast Duck
▷ Egg Fried Rice
▷ Lotus Root and Rib Soup
▷ Glutinous Rice Balls
▷ Green Dumplings
▷ Steamed Pea Flour Cake
▷ Osmanthus Cake
▷ Mung Bean Cake
▷ Egg-Yolk Puff
▷ Dragon's Beard Candy
▷ Steamed Creamy Custard Buns
▷ Rice Dumplings

Guests that decide to skip the food and set up at the bar will find dozens of sealed wine jars. The proprietress will share that these wines are her personal make that she only offers once a year. She has not labeled the effects of these wines for her own personal amusement. Guests who wish to purchase a jug must select one based on the name written label, without knowing what may have been added into the mix.

Red Cardinal has all the other usual options as well. They carry basic spirits, beer, and other no-fuss drinks. Characters may also order small bar snacks like nuts and chips.

RED CARDINAL’S HOMEMADE WINE ▷ SWEET OSMANTHUS: A sweet wine with notes of apricot and plum. A healthy dollop of the butterflies one feels during first love has been blended in to evoke an even brighter taste on the palate. Drinking Sweet Osmanthus will inspire feelings of love and romance in the drinker.

▷ JAMMY BERRY: A tart wine with notes of blackberry, raspberry, and bayberry. A clever tongue may also taste the unshed tears for those without mourners. Drinking Jammy Berry will compel the drinker to cry. Full on waterworks. You baby.

▷ CHILLED NUT: A mild and nutty wine with notes of chestnut and mint. All that's added to this one is a sprinkle of those bad ideas that always come past 2am. Drinking Chilled Nut will prompt the drinker to confess a secret.

▷ LOTUS TANG: A deep-bodied wine with notes of wood and oak. A cup and a half of blended confidence from "the strongest" men as been liberally whisked in. Drinking Lotus Tang will give the drinker a massive confidence boost and the sense self-importance to match.

All jugs have a high APV. Drink too much and you may end up sleeping on the floor of the bar!

NOTES

PROMPT NOTES

▶ Players can submit five threads where their character collects a gold ring with their application to receive a bonus upon acceptance. Players should include these links beneath their sample with a note that they are for the 5 Gold Ring game.
▶ Players may assume that each poinsettia has two rings in their roots so characters may take one each.
▶ If your character writes down a desire and lights it in a jar please keep in mind what that desire was for the future.
▶ Characters obviously can run away from the proprietress if they don’t finish all their food, but she’ll be on the lookout for you miscreants in the future.
▶ Wines can be mixed and matched to blend effects. RIP to that character.
▶ All subprompts are suggestions. We encourage players to get creative! Fly free.

LOVE DOVE

Love Dove, the resort's largest department store, is running a massive end of the year sale. All items are between 50% - 70% off, which is a massive bargain for those that are tight on chips!

Stepping inside will transport you away from the busy crowds of the main hallways and into several floors of retail magic. Not wanting to be outdone by competitors, Love Dove has pulled out all the stops to impress during the festive season with massive decorations and mannequin set-ups. Large bows and ribbons, boxes done up in shiny paper, trees and candelabras, sparkles sparkles sparkles. There are also several tables set up around the store offering complimentary glasses of wine and chocolate covered strawberries.

Characters will find a section for every kink imaginable in the store. Gaze in wonder upon the wall of strap-ons. Marvel at the wide shade range of the silicone penises. Bask the rainbow of silky lingerie—for both women and men. There are gadgets and gizmos a-plenty, including some design oddities of Love Dove’s own creation that wildcards may never have seen before. The store even has staged areas for guests to try out some of the more elaborate equipment before buying. While it is not encouraged to use anything insertable before buying for hygienic reasons, guests can turn display toys on to test vibration strength and suction power.

Despite being a sex department store, Love Dove also has several departments dedicated to regular clothing and undergarments. Characters will find decent basics like t-shirts, sweatpants, underwear, jackets, jeans, skirts, shoes, and dresses for slashed prices. Don't miss these deals! The sale ends when the winter festivities end.

DRESSING ROOMS ▷ ANONYMOUS FUN: Many of the stalls have strange holes cut into the walls, making it easy to peer into the next room over. However, an astute wildcard may realize that these holes are too big to be peepholes. One may even come to that realization because of an unexpected visitor poking through the hole to say hello.

▷ YOU’D LOOK BETTER IN THIS: The lights in the dressing rooms may flicker on and off during the night. After that blink of darkness, wildcards may find that the clothes they were going to try on have been swapped with something completely different.

▷ FOREBODING: Wildcards may find that their reflection in the mirror is pale and tired. The lips of that reflection will move, a faint flick not noticeable to anyone else around, only to the one looking directly at their own face and knowing they aren't whispering. This reflection will try to warn its original... but will quickly freeze up, unable to get the message out before returning to normal.

At the front of the store there is a temporary section with an elaborate display. Wildcards will find Love Dove promoting masks and feathered costumes. They will hand out fliers inviting all guests the holiday masquerade. Drinks! Food! Dancing! A night that you surely won't forget! New guests simply cannot miss this party. Anyone who is anybody is going to be there.

All those who plan attend the masquerade are required to dress up. In the spirit of the season Love Dove is offering especially good sales on these elaborate costumes. For those with simpler tastes, there are also ballgowns and tuxedos in various prints and colors. The most important article is, of course, the mask.

Staff will encourage wildcards to pay particular attention in choosing a mask that resonates with them.

TRY A NEW FACE ▷ HEARTS: Several of the red masks have been marked by Hearts. The wearer will be able to glean a vague sense of the emotions of those around them.

▷ DIAMONDS: Several of the white masks have been marked by Diamonds. The wearer’s body will become especially sensitive to touch and temperature.

▷ SPADES: Several of the black masks have been marked by Spades. The wearer will experience a heightened desire for intensity or violence.

▷ CLUBS: Several of the purple masks have been marked by Clubs. The wearer will become compelled to act impulsively or recklessly.

Masks with effects may be purchased and worn in any of the masquerade prompts.

LOVE DOVE (AT NIGHT)

LOVE DOVE ... AT NIGHT

For all the joy that comes with celebrating the holidays, the jubilant atmosphere can evoke loneliness in one's heart. There are many different kinds of loneliness. The melencholy of missing someone that's died. Sorrow from being parted from your family. The ache of watching the one you love celebrating with someone else. The mourning of being left behind by a friend. These feelings are fleeting in the resort—luxury and hedonism are great distractions—but where do they go after that?

Right now they're manifesting in the sex toys.

Guests browsing Love Dove during night hours will find that some of the sex toys have been possessed by residual loneliness.

Loneliness is a powerful force and it has granted the toys the power to act on their own. Guests had better watch out—as brainless tools gifted a sense of autonomy, all they know to do is fulfill their function.

SEX TOYS GET LONELY TOO ▷ DILDOS: The dildos will chase after guests to try and fill whatever hole they can. These dildos are indiscriminate and will target any hole, so watch out for these pests trying to jam into one of your nostrils. Dildos will target the nearest character and will change targets if another one is within closer range.

▷ SHIBARI ROPE: The shibari rope has uncoiled itself and is hiding in wait to capture two people together. When it spies an opportunity it will throw itself forward and try to knot two individuals together. It will target a single individual if no one else is close enough to catch with them.

▷ FEATHER TICKLER: The feather ticklers are surprisingly aggressive, chasing after characters to tickle them to tears. Sometimes these ticklers work together to trap characters into a corner and tickle them. A very unlucky character may even run into a flock of ticklers!

▷ LEASH AND COLLAR: The leash and collar set will play dead until someone is close enough. The collar will snap around the neck of the closest individual and the leash will drag them toward someone else to hold.

The sex toys are low level and easy to fight off but please note the you break it you buy it signs posted all over the store. Can you afford to go all out, even with the current deals?

NOTES

PROMPT NOTES

▶ How mask abilities manifest in the wearer is totally up to you. For example, the way a Heart mask wearer senses emotions can vary from character to character. There is no one right way to apply the prompt.
▶ Consequences for breaking the toys are totally up to player discretion. Have fun.
▶ Toys can be quelled in other ways. If your character has the ability, go for it.
▶ All subprompts are suggestions. Please feel free to get creative! Listen to your heart, when he’s calling for you.

CASINO FLOOR

The Phoenix Casino has been transformed into a winter wonderland. Trademark royal blue has been replaced by shades of gold and white with pops of bright red lanterns. Guests in elaborate masks and costumes mesh together and then part, reveling in pretending to be someone else for a little while.

All have dressed to impress, sparing no expense in dripping themselves in precious gems and metals. Some of the guests are treated like gods—these are the royal rank guests and the difference in treatment from the rest of the crowd is palpable. These dazzling celebrities take up much of the spotlight, laughing loudly at card tables and shooing away anyone too low of a rank to breathe their air. They don't bother to hide their identities. Why, when they have the best of everything?

There are several game tables set up where crowds are playing and betting. Wildcards are encouraged to join in on the fun and given some grace from social judgement because they have no official rank yet. Some wildcards may even find guests making eyes at them over the table. After all, who knows if the house has been watching and decided that they’re a favorite? Today’s wildcard can be tomorrow’s new 10 rank.

Wildcards may participate in dice games, card games, and roulette in the main casino. Most other typical casino games have been shelved in favor of the special events in private game rooms.

The buffet is massive and decadent. Dishes like lobster and caviar, cuts of filet mignon, kobe beef with white truffles, oysters chilling on real diamonds, bluefin tuna, matsutake mushrooms, pule cheese, and so on. The dessert table is likewise exorbitant with elvish honey cakes, black watermelon, macarons, petit fours, chocolates, eclairs, tarts, soufflé, and flan all sprinkled in edible gold flakes. Dishes may contain aphrodisiac at player discretion.

The bar isn’t lacking either. The resort has created three specialty cocktails for the masquerade. While regular cocktails and spirits are available, staff will encourage guests to give these limited time drinks a try.

COCKTAIL MENU ▷ GOLD GLAMOUR: Those that drink Gold Glamour will find that they are now able to change their voice. A popular choice among guests that really want to lean into becoming someone else for the night.

▷ DIAMOND DUST: Those that drink Diamond Dust will find their walls slowly lowering. Suddenly, being vulnerable and open to connecting with people doesn't seem so bad. Something to help loosen up your favorite introvert.

▷ RUBY TONGUE: Those that drink Ruby Tongue will not be able to tell a lie for the next hour or so. No matter how hard they try they will only speak honestly. Ruby Tongue won’t let you hide from yourself, even at a masquerade.

Wildcards and long-standing guests aren’t the only ones in attendance. Phantom hands have crashed the party and are phasing through the casino. To be fair, they’re always in the casino. It isn’t crashing if it’s their stomping grounds, right?

The phantom hands are mischievous and in the mood to get into trouble. They will be pinching the waists and asses of guests, tugging on clothes, knocking over glasses, and generally be a nuisance. Their favorite trick is to pin the blame for their crimes on someone else. If they’re not careful, wildcards may be the target or the scapegoat for some of these pranks!

GAME ROOMS

The resort has arranged for four special events during the masquerade. These events take place in private rooms away from the bustle of the main party. There is no advertising about what is in each room and many guests are swept into the momentum. Highly trained staff tending to the door will be quick in prepping wildcards who wander in, giving them little time to realize what exactly they’ve stumbled into before it begins.

VIRGIN AUCTION In a room draped in red velvets and spotted with plush couches, wildcards will find themselves either snatched up to a wooden stage or given a number. The distinction between the two is simple: staff will judge which characters are virgins and which are not. Virgins are included in the auction and all others are given the opportunity to bid on them.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome … to the annual Virgin Auction!! Gaze upon these fresh nubile virgins in awe! So clean and so untouched. You won’t want to miss this opportunity to bask in the glow of their freshness!

▷ Virgins will be asked to give an introduction of themselves on stage. Afterward, they can walk the floor and interact with bidders as they please. Virgins are a rare novelty in the resort so NPC guests will fawn over them and offer them gifts like chocolates and flowers. Some may even read crappy love poetry to them.

▷ Bidders may submit their bids via Watch directly to their virgin of choice. If the virgin likes the bid and the guest submitting it they can accept immediately. If not, they can wait for another bid. After 30 minutes, if they have no other bids, they must accept their highest bid.

▷ Virgins need only spend 1 hour of their time on a “date” with the winner of their bid. They do not need to lose their virginity. Virgins will be paid a medium payout for participating in the auction and paid 20% commission from their winning bid.

LOCK & KEY Gold and red melt together in this cozy game room. Adorned with padlock and ribbon decor, wildcards will only have a moment to admire the space before being snatched away by staff. Some wildcards will simply be given a key and returned to the room. Others will find themselves buckled into a harness or belt of some kind—but this isn’t any belt. It's a chastity belt. A rather uncomfortable one at that.

One hour to find your match, all! Anyone that doesn’t find their match after time has passed will be locked in the pillory and spanked as punishment! Welcome to the Locked Chastity Game!!

▷ Locks are looking for their matching key! Guests must find their match in order to win the game.

▷ Locks and keys that do not manage to find their match by the end of 1 hour will lose the game and have chips deducted from their bank account. They will also be locked into a pillory and spanked.

▷ Chastity belts may be over clothes or under clothes. How intense of a belt a character is wearing is left to player discretion. Some are very raunchy and may require direct contact with intimate areas to access.

▷ Once the game begins the door is closed. Candles that let off a strong aphrodisiac will be lit to add some urgency to the matchmaking. How strongly a character is affected is left to player discretion.

DIRTY DICE In another large room with small scattered game tables tables, pairs and groups will be given a special set of dice to play with. Two bold guests take the lead and show everyone how to play the game. One guest tosses both dice: one lands on BITE and the other on BREAST. He grabs his game partner and peels down her collar to sink his teeth playfully into her breast. She then takes her turn, the dice commanding another intimate action.

Got it, newbies? This is an easy beginner game. Roll the dice and do what it says. You both take turns, and if neither wimps out and does what the dice say four times in a row, you win a prize. That’s Dirty Dice for you!

DIE A
1: Bite
2: Kiss
3: Caress
4: Grab
5: Lick
6: Sniff

DIE B
1: Lips
2: Breast
3: Mouth
4: Neck
5: Ass
6: Knee

▷ If both players manage to complete four rolls they both will receive a medium payout.

▷ If one player manages to complete four rolls they will receive a small payout alone.

▷ If neither player manages to complete four rolls they get nothing.

▷ We recommend players use RNG during this game for random fun!

MASTER & PET This particular room notably has several smaller breakout rooms, all decorated in sensual black silks. Every character that steps inside will be guided into drawing a card from a box. The card will either denote Master or Pet. Staff are quick to divide those who have selected master and pet cards and set them up for play.

Welcome, Masters. We have a variety toys and pets for you to choose from. Your wish is our command. Here, you can have whatever you want. You’re in control.

▷ Masters will be given a selection of toys to browse. Players are free to imagine anything in the piles of stock that masters get to choose from.

▷ Pets will be collared and given a metal tag denoting whether the pet is a cat or a dog. This distinction is made based on character personality.

▷ Masters may request a random matchup or examine the available pets and choose the one that catches their eye. Both will then be escorted to a private room to play.

▷ Pets that manage to satisfy their master will receive a medium payout after play.

NOTES

PROMPT NOTES

▶ Players should mod NPCs and dealers as they like. Characters may win big with medium and large payouts when gambling. They can also lose big as well!
▶ Game managers and staff assisting setting up special games should also be freely modded as needed.
▶ Feel free to make up other special games as well! Players, as always, are encouraged to be creative and have fun.

OOC NOTES

OPENING INFO | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: dubcon; nudity; sex toys; aphrodisiacs; alcohol; altered states; gambling; gloryholes; chastity play; bdsm; petplay; very sexy characters doing sexy things

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon.
▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

▶ Most importantly, we wish you and your loved ones a happy and healthy holiday season!!!!!

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Izzy notices the difference in scent as soon as Ed steps closer. It's strange, because he's never known soap to change scents before, and they definitely used the same bar. He's more interested in this than the news that he missed Lucius and Pete's wedding due to his own death.

He sniffs the soap, sniffs his own hand, then sniffs Ed's shoulder. It's odd, but it's pleasant. It sends heat flooding through his veins. "Still owe them a gift, I guess. I'll pack a few of these bars away and take them with us when we find our way back to the Revenge." He says it as if it's an afterthought, though. He quickly rinses the soap off, but notices how the scent lingers. He's always been able to anticipate when Ed's stress might be getting the better of him, and now is no different.

"Seems like it might be a while before the staff here get things sorted out. Might as well enjoy what's on offer, yeah?" He gives Ed a coy little grin. "I think I've more than earned this vacation, and so have you."

It isn't so much that the soap feels like an entirely new scent to Edward, but rather that it enhances something about Izzy, makes his own musk more noticeable in a very pleasant way. He hasn't desired to breathe deeply of another person like this since... Well, since he'd last been with Stede, probably.

"You've gone soft, old man." he teases, feeling warmth spread through his body in ways he definitely wasn't expecting from the bath. "Pretty facepaints and party songs, now wedding gifts."

Such things from other pirates might sound like criticism, but not when Edward says them. They sound fond, feeling a bit proud of how Izzy has settled in, even though it probably cost him his life in the end.
"I'm not going back to the Revenge." he adds as an after thought, "You're welcome to. They love you, there. But I'm an Innkeeper, now. If we get out of here, I'm going back to Stede."

Edward is determined, but Izzy's last offering has him pause, sighing and nudging at him almost playfully. "Reckon it's a proper farewell, if nothing else. People like us rarely get those."

"Oh...Right, yeah, the inn. With Stede." The reminder sours his mood a little. He is jealous, and more than a little upset with himself. If he hadn't insisted on sticking to what they know, maybe he could be the one running that inn with Edward. "I don't want a proper farewell. I don't want a farewell at all." He says it more to himself than to Ed, leaning over to rest his head on the man's tattooed shoulder.

"All my life, I thought being soft would get us killed out there. Bonnet's crew showed me different," he says after a moment. Maybe he still thinks this is some form of the Gravy Basket, or maybe he was really that affected by the crew of the Revenge. Maybe he just doesn't want to miss out yet again on something he's always wanted to do. Whatever it is, he slips his hand down to lace his fingers with Ed's, shy at first, but unapologetic. "Eddie, if I ask you to treat me like you'd treat Stede, are you gonna laugh at me?"

Coincidentally, Edward feels the desire to ask Izzy to stay with him, to follow him back to the inn, instead of to the sea. To retrieve his leg from his grave and retire from the occupation that got him killed to begin with. He opens his mouth to voice it as Izzy goes sour about the farewell, but shuts it as Izzy keeps talking and lays against him, staying quiet and listening.

It's kind of fucking heartbreaking, to hear that everything he wanted he could have maybe had this whole time had he stood his ground with Izzy. Had he tried a little harder instead of letting their frustrations with one another fester and grow into a nasty black ichor of toxicity. Regardless, he doesn't pull away, nor does his hand when it's laced inside Izzy's.

"...Only if you intend to mock me for it." he replies softly, "For what it's worth, Iz, I know there's something sweet in you. I was just never the guy that was able to bring it out."

"'M not gonna mock you," he answers quietly. "Go figure, it took Bonnet and his lot to get us to open up like this...Neither of us got to learn how to be soft and sweet before. We learned how to be men on pirate ships." Not that he'd trade their days as young men for anything else. "It'd be nice to see Fang and the kids again, but...I think it might be nice to retire. If I can leave with you, anyway."

He doesn't want to think about it now, though. Ed's right here, letting him be soft, telling him he knows Izzy can be sweet. He sits up and turns to face Ed. "Why don't you treat me how you always wanted to treat me, then?" he asks, smirking as he flicks his eyes to Ed's lips, then back to those big brown eyes.

"Everything we learned about being 'a man' is bullshit, and you know it." he mutters in reply, and Izzy's mention of retirement makes him smile.

"Mate, I cannot fucking imagine</i< you retired. You're so fucking tense- a damn nightmare man." he teases fondly, squeezing his hand. Izzy turns toward him and he finds a new bloom of heat surging through his body that draws him infinitesimally closer to Izzy. "And what if you don't like it?" he purrs, smirking back.

"What I didn't like was being the one to keep us professional," Izzy says. "People like us don't get chances like this often, so I'm taking it." Decades of pent-up feelings surge through him as he leans in to press his lips to Ed's, a lingering kiss to make up for all the things he never allowed himself to say in life.

He pulls away after a moment, cheeks burning. "Always wanted to do that. And the hand holding. If what you want is anything along those lines, I'm pretty sure I'll like it."

Somehow, despite registering the way that Izzy had been watching his mouth, the kiss still takes him by surprise. Maybe because he's known that Izzy has harbored some feeling for him and never acted on it, that it's finally happening and he doesn't want to stop it. The heat spreading through him is stronger than ever, and Edward feels compelled to let his free arm slide around Izzy and tug them flush together as he returns the kiss.

When it breaks, there's a moment where Edward chases it, his face flushed and eyelids heavy, dark eyes trained on Izzy as he speaks.

"Might be along those lines, yeah..." he breathes, his hand leaving Izzy's only to push up and over his chest, stroking over it, along his neck and jaw, his expression one of awe. He can't believe this is happening, for multiple reasons, but Izzy is right: why not take the chance?

He'd never been afraid that his affections wouldn't be returned. It had always boiled down to keeping Ed and himself safe, alive. Not inciting a mutiny by letting the crew think they could get to Blackbeard so easily through his first mate.

A shame, that.

He shrugs a shoulder and laughs. "Buggery's never made me shy, but a little kiss? Makin' me blush like some virgin maid." He leans in to steal another, pressing as close as he can without climbing into Ed's lap. His arms slide around Ed's neck as he licks along the seam of his lips, asking for more.

"There was a time where I was pretty fuckin' confident you were shagging everyone but me." he teases heatedly, "And if you weren't, whatever little scheme was involved to make me jealous worked."

Not that he necessarily believes either of those things are true, but they were different men when they were both young. He sighs, stroking along Izzy's cheek, brushing his hair back, then thumbing over the tattoo beneath his eye.

"You'd still trust me to be gentle with you? After all of my crimes at your expense?" He asks, a touch melancholy, but hopeful enough to make up for it. He's mutilated Izzy again and again, and he knows he can never take those acts back as much as he knows he'd never do it again.

Izzy laughs, because yeah, he was a bit of a slut back in his youth. "No, never wanted to make you jealous. Nice to know you were, though~" He'd only wanted to have his fun.

At the reminder of what he'd been through recently, Izzy's smile softens and he doesn't hesitate to answer. "Eddie, of course I would. You're already doing it, after all. And I don't think you're just putting on an act for the strangers sharing this bath." He'd rather not be sharing it, but until their room situation is sorted, it's what they get. "C'mon, show me just how soft you can be~" he prods.

"Oh shut up." he whines at Izzy's teasing, but there's nothing bitter in his voice.

In all honesty, he'd forgotten there even were strangers present. He'd gotten so caught up in the smell of Izzy's clean skin and the soft dialog they've shared. He blushes at the realization, taking on a visible shyness as his eyes peer across the water and back to Izzy, who is just about the smuggest he's ever seen him. Probably because being visibly bashful is inadvertently fulfilling Izzy's request.

He thinks he can feel his cheeks burning now at that concept, but leans into it and Izzy with a shy sway forward, in search of another kiss.

Izzy grins and leans just out of reach, because he wants to savor this moment. Despite the silver strands streaked through his hair, Ed looks young again, and happy. The way he looks around Stede. "You're cute when you're blushing~"

He finally leans in to grant another kiss, fingers absently stroking the soft hairs at the base of Ed's skull. Izzy wants to live in this moment, but at the same time, he wants more. He wants Edward's skin against his own, not claiming each other, but exploring and sharing. "We should finish this bath, I think," he murmurs against Ed's lips.

Izzy's teasing earns him a little pout made more extreme by Ed's big brown eyes. "You're just teasing me." he mutters quietly, but he softens when he is granted the kiss after all, sighing into it as fingers scratch at the back of his neck.

"Where should we go?" he whisper-asks back. He's feeling the same desires that Izzy is, but they still don't know where they are, and they have yet to find a solution for Izzy's leg. As much as he doesn't want to move away from the other man's tender touch, it's necessary.

The pout returns as he forces himself to draw back, fingers lingering on Izzy's shoulders and arms, stroking idly there. "I'll get us some towels. Wait here."

"Could always go back to our room. I'm sure staff here know better than to interrupt guests." He's very glad Ed doesn't want to just put on a show like everyone else. Not right now, anyways. That's an idea for later.

He pouts just as much when Ed has to leave him, though Izzy's pout looks far more like a scowl. "Can't really go anywhere without you, yet, twat," he replies, but his voice is far too fond. He knows he's capable of being angry or annoyed with Ed, but right now, he's just so in love. It's foreign, being able to act on his feelings like this.

The suggestion to go back to their room makes Edward's ears burn, his mind filled with ideas that all involve him and Izzy in bed. It takes considerable effort then to focus on anything but Izzy, the call-out from his first mate clearing his head just slightly.

"Shut up. I'll find something." he groans as he scampers off for towels and anything that Izzy can use as a mobility aid.

He'd have returned sooner, but Edward found a member of the spa staff restocking towels and did his best attempt at interrogation with no weapons at his sides. When he does return, he's dried and wearing an odd set of clothes and is carrying a towel and a matching set for Izzy in his arms, which he sets aside somewhere dry so that he can help the other man out.

"They're just giving shit away." he notes excitedly, offering Izzy his hands, "They called this a track suit? I'm not sure why, but it's comfortable. And I got a lead on a new leg. Wanna make a pit-stop before we head back?"

While he waits for Ed to return, Izzy tries not to watch the other bathers. It's difficult with the noises some of them are making, and for every one he hears, he thinks of how Edward will sound. So he shifts and turns his attention to the various items along the side. The little pots of mud are interesting, but the thought of Ed moaning and whining and writhing won't leave him alone.

Even when Ed returns wearing the...track suit...Izzy can't help pressing his thighs together. "The fuck's a 'track suit'?" he asks, instead, letting Ed help him out and taking the towel to dry himself off. "You're taking that off as soon as we're back in the room. It looks awful." It can't be more comfortable than being naked in bed.

That last tidbit gets his attention off of sex, for the moment. He blinks, furrowing his brows. "A new leg?" He lays the towel aside once he's dry enough, then reaches for his matching set of clothes. The pants go on first, and despite the awkwardness of having the left leg dangle uselessly, they are comfortable. "Are these silk?" He sits down to fix the empty leg, tying it off so it doesn't drag the ground. Then he pulls the jacket on, but leaves it open. Less to deal with once they're finally alone. "Come on, then, show us this new leg."

Edward's excited mood sours when Izzy insults his free clothing. It has to look better than the vegetable sacks he had been made to wear during his probation period.

"Don't know why anyone would be handing out silk, but maybe?" he shrugs, growing giddier again as Izzy gets dressed. The tracksuit might be awful, but an open shirt on Izzy is extremely sexy, and he knows he'll be allowed to stare at it for the next... however long it takes to grab a leg and race back to their room.

Edward is too impatient, frankly.

Without warning, he bends at his knees and scoops Izzy into his arms bridal-style, assuming carrying him there will be quicker than walking.

It does look better than the vegetable sacks. In fact, Izzy doesn't actually think it looks awful, he just hadn't wanted to admit how badly he wants Ed in the nude.

"Well, maybe whoever runs this place is--EDDIE!" he cuts himself off with a shriek as he's scooped up, arms immediately going to cling around his captain's neck. "Fuck's sake, warn a man!" There's no hint of anger. Izzy is thrilled to be held close like this. It's much better than the way Archie had slung him over her shoulder to carry him below deck after he'd been shot in the leg. "Awful romantic of you to carry me like this, though~"

The shriek only makes Edward laugh as Izzy settles in his arms, thrilled and fond from it. He's happy to be surprising Izzy in a different way, particularly since the last several surprises he'd given the other man were all profoundly negative.

"Fuck off," he huffs, moving across the wet tiled corridor until they emerge from the spa area and into what looks like a market. Ed hesitates, panicking immediately at the selection before recognizing a sign that matches the description he'd been given. He's expecting a furniture store or a medical device specialist, but instead, he's facing a wall of sex toys.

"Uhh. Promise I'm not taking the piss. This is the place."

Izzy takes in their surroundings as he's carried, growing a little nervous when they enter the market area. There are...a lot of options, and they all look intimidating, but Izzy has never allowed himself to be intimidated by anyone other than Blackbeard. Not once they were out from under old Horni, anyway.

"Your lead sent us...here. To find a leg." He does see a couple of items that look big enough, but they're cock-shaped on both ends. "Do they make custom pieces? Or are we supposed to just pick from all this?" He looks around for a merchant, or an attendant, anyone that can answer the jumble of questions he has. Mounting anxiety has him clinging a little tighter to Ed. "I just want my leg. The one the crew made for me."

"Well..." he sputters out a breath, then makes a teasing face at Izzy. "Extra parts of all kinds, I reckon. Looks like they have clothing, too."

Izzy's sad whining succeeds in making Edward feel guilty, but he brushes it off and replies as defensively as possible on aphrodisiacs when it comes to his first mate. "Well, they don't have that one. We'll just have to pick a temporary fix."

He spots a bench nearby, one probably utilized to try on shoes, and takes Izzy to it, setting him down easy. "I'll look for the legs if you wanna kill time at the cock wall." he laughs, motioning to it with a nod of his head.

Ed is being very sweet, in his own way, and while Izzy's face may be burning crimson in embarrassment, he still gives Ed a soft little smile. "I'll pick out a couple of good ones~" There are certainly more than enough options.

He turns and looks over the wall, spotting a couple of familiar shapes that aren't cocks. Tentacles in a range of sizes and colors line a shelf just within reach. He picks one up to inspect it, marveling at the give of the material it's made of. Firm enough, but somewhat spongy. It's a nice deep purple, the same color as Ed's "Jeff" costume, with little gold sparkles swirled throughout. If nothing else, he thinks Ed will enjoy the novelty. So to be safe, he scoots to the other end of the bench to look at regular cock options. There's a few options that look like they'd realistically belong to Izzy, so he picks them up and holds them against himself, trying to figure out which is the best one. One looks and feels very much like a real cock, so he holds onto that one.

Edward scampers off to either plunder Izzy a leg or interrogate the staff more, whatever he finds first. He does eventually find limbs of all kinds and other medical devices, the craftsmanship of them far superior to what Izzy's used to, although they'll lack in sentimental value.

He grabs at one that looks very realistic, with a seemingly comfortable place for him to put his leg, but he's not sure of the height of the thing, using his own leg to compare. Izzy is much shorter than him, after all. he places it back, marveling at a few options that seem to have more functionality than just a prosthetic, according to their labels. If he's going to get Izzy a leg, it should be the best one, right? He's to blame for it missing in the first place, after all.

He panics, scoops a few options into his arms, and trots back to Izzy carrying the legs like they’re wood for a fire.

"Uh... I got overwhelmed." he admits, setting them down against the bench for Izzy to inspect. "There was a lot to choose from. Almost as many as there are dicks. Almost."

Izzy's inspecting a third dick when Ed comes trotting back. This one is bigger than the realistic one and the tentacle, and it has a little tube running through it. The label calls it a "cum tube", and there's a bulb at the other end of the tube. He turns to look at Ed, laughing at the way he's carrying the legs.

"I just need one, Eddie~" he teases. Still, he sets the fake cock aside and turns to inspect Ed's armload as well as he can. He unties the pantleg and rolls it up, exposing the stump. "Here, help me try them on. We'll take the first one that fits proper."

Speaking of taking the things they've chosen, however, brings up the question of payment. They don't have their plunder, they don't even have their own clothes. "I'm not above stealing, but I'd rather not end up in some prison before we figure this place out."

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