TDM 12

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.

During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.

We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET

A ROOKERY COMES SPRAWLING

A CHARMING MARKET

► The Rookery floods the main lobby and begins construction on the eve of November 15th. This wandering group of merchants has decided to set up shop! From November 15th through January 1st, the Rookery will be operating a marketplace on the ground floor of the Golden Peacock. This marketplace operates at all hours and does not close.

► This once luxurious lobby has transformed into a rustic market. Wooden shops line the walls where eager merchants promote their wares. These little stores are stocked with handcrafted goods, specialty products, and artisanal treats. Unlike general Golden Peacock establishments, shops in the marketplace are willing to haggle and trade.

► Not all of these booths are occupied. Guests interested in selling their crafts or services are welcome to open up shop. The merchants of the Rookery will also hire resort guests looking for work.

CEDAR AND PINE

► This simple marketplace embraces small town charm. The scents of wood and pine meld with freshly baked bread and leather. The echo of a blacksmith striking metal resounds through chatter and laughter. Shopkeepers call and wave from their booths to lure in potential customers.

► Weather simulation has been introduced to the first floor. Snow falls from an artificial sky dotted with lights. This snow looks, feels, and tastes like the real thing. The temperature correspondingly drops to a brisk chill, so bundle up!

► Merchants decorate their shops with winding ribbons, baubles, and bells at the beginning of December. A massive pine tree graces the central square and patrons are invited to decorate it with sparkling ornaments.

Rumor of a gifting tradition spreads, with merchants jumping on board to offer gift wrap with every sale. If you don't give someone you care about a thoughtful present then you must not really like them at all!

SPECIALTY SHOPS

LIMITED TIME WARES

PREPARE FOR DUNGONEERING

► One of the biggest stores in the marketplace is the armorer's shop. It isn't safe to go adventuring in an unexplored dungeon without protection! Come one, come all. The best armor in town is here. The marketeers in the armorer's shop swear their supplies are the best in the business. Well-crafted! Quality materials! Enchanted to ward off the elements!

All available armor is extremely slutty. Every piece has been styled to emphasize the wearer's assets and barely covers anything. Tight, sexy, and functional. Isn't it a win/win for all? Let those tits battle and breathe!

► Guests that follow the sound of clanging metal will find the blacksmith. The front of the shop offers a basic selection of knives, swords, and shields for purchase. While the quality of these weapons is mediocre at best, guests may not want to pass up the opportunity to purchase a weapon while the house is allowing it.

Weapon aficionados may meet with the blacksmith to discuss enhancing the current selection. Special materials can be found in dungeon chests or collected from monsters to improve weapon quality. Guests willing to collect these materials and have the chips to spare can commission superior products.

► Several leather shops are competing for business. One specializes in enchanted leather pouches, another focuses on offering high quality boots. Leather journals make beautiful gifts. What lasts longer than leather clothing? Nothing! Or how about a leather hair accessory for that person with long, flowing locks?

Those browsing through these many leather shops best keep their wits about them. Not all of them are selling real leather! Some greedy merchants are trying to pass off plastic junk as the real thing. A few bold charlatans willing to lie about enchantments to customers that appear uneducated about magic. Do your best to not get swindled!

DRIED AND BAKED SUNDRIES

► The dried goods shop is the most popular amongst adventurers. Those preparing to head down into the dungeon can't leave without supplies, after all! One can find a broad selection of jellies, jams, preserves, cheese, jerky, nuts, and seeds. While they aren't the tastiest, they'll survive for several days in a backpack, which is exactly what every adventurer needs!

► The universe-renowned baking mogul, Mama Brot, has opened a shop selling her famous pretzels. These soft pretzels, nicknamed breastzels, come in both sweet and savory variations. They are deliciously plush and melt in the mouth. It's said that one bite of one of her pillowy breastzels will send you straight to heaven. Dessert and bread connoisseurs cannot miss out!

Guests eager to get their hands on some of Mama Brot's breastzels have their work cut out for them. The shops restocks with fresh breastzels every morning, but the line to purchase starts queuing two hours beforehand. Supply runs out quickly every time Mama Brot decides to whip up a new batch. Good luck!

► Small bakeries peppering throughout the marketplace kick off December with a flurry of decorated cookies. Guests will find cookies and biscuits cut into different shapes, painted with icing, smeared with jam, and drizzled with chocolate. Hot chocolate booths also pop up, their baristas encouraging guests to gather and enjoy the snow by the center market tree with a cozy drink.

JOBS & QUESTS

A MAKESHIFT TAVERN

CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS: A SLAYER QUEST AWAITS!
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!

The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.

Yaaassss sLay all day!

JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!

I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.

Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!

JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!

I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!

You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!

JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!

Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.

Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!

JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!

If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.

You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

PULL UP A CHAIR

► As a watering hole for adventurers looking for a place to kick back and relax with a hot beer, the tavern is a hot spot at all hours. Crude and sticky, there's never a dull moment at this establishment! Fights break out every night, drinking competitions are the norm, and it's the best place to gather information.

The tavern doubles as an inn, offering a dozen rooms above the bar for adventurers to cool their heels. A night's stay is relatively cheap and costs only a handful of chips.

► Guests can pick up jobs and quests from the tavern's request board. Postings vary in difficulty and payout. Anyone is welcome to pick them up and they can be completed for as long as the dungeon is active.

► Jobs and quests can be completed through the dungeon prompts below. They may be done multiple times. These job posters need a lot of supply!

► Guests can also list their own jobs and quests to the tavern's request board. While the board is typically meant to attract adventurers for hire, guests can advertise their own services this way. The bartender really doesn't care what goes up. She's too busy breasting boobily behind the counter in a corset that hikes her cleavage against her throat.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT

GOOD LUCK, NEW ARRIVALS

A TRENDY RENOVATION

► Low rank guests will be delighted to find that the basement has been completely renovated! Basement and maintenance floors have been converted into a realistic dungeon complete with gray stone, torchlight, and the echo of crawling monsters. Low rank suites have been temporarily adjusted to match the aesthetic.

► The communal bathroom has also been styled into a medieval latrine. Low rank guests can now enjoy bonding together over a communal trench and chamber pots. A helpful sign has been posted on the door advising guests to be wary of slimes coming up through the piping.

► Low rank guests that aren't happy with their living arrangements can check out the rooms above the tavern. They need only chat with the bartender and pay a fee for each night they wish to stay. It's up to them whether or not they think a dungeon filled with monsters or a raucous tavern is better for their beauty sleep.

NEW ARRIVALS

► New arrivals find themselves waking in various locations throughout the dungeon. Unlike low rank guests who have dungeon suites, new arrivals wake randomly in the upper and lower levels of the dungeon. Anywhere is fair game.

► New arrivals are considered dungeon monsters. In fact, wildcards are the number one hunted monster for the extremely popular sLaying quest! They'll have to keep on their toes if they don't want to be sexily sLayed.

► Stepping away from resort standard, wildcards wake dressed to embody their role as an erotic dungeon monster. The house knows that its guests have eclectic tastes, so monster costumes range from skimpy strategically placed furs to full body suits.

► What are dungeon monsters without drops? Wildcards will also wake with a pouch of valuables for adventurers to collect. These items can vary from useful ores, gemstones, and chip vouchers to random items like condoms, vegetables, and shiny rocks.

UPPER DUNGEON

START THE DESCENT

FLOOR 1

Heading down the stairs from the marketplace leads to the first floor of the dungeon. This is where all low rank suites have been condensed. Corridors are generally dry and well lit, with twisting ivy and torches lining the walls. Some guests say that it’s an improvement over the previously dreary, dirty basement.

Only a handful of monsters are brave enough to come close to the surface. The ones that do have low IQs and are easily defeated.

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► Barrels, crates, and chests can be found in corners and intersections. Low value materials, like perishables and basic clothing, can be found inside. This may or may not include the personal items of low rank guests misplaced during renovations. Whoops!

Watch out! Mimic chests love to hide amongst these crates. Opened mimic chests chase nearby guests, desperate to thrust their slimy tongues into any reachable orifice. They’re also quite dumb, happily repopulating areas where other mimics have been beaten. It isn’t uncommon to find a new one where an old one had been just yesterday!

► Sprigs of mistletoe grow over doors and dangle from the ceiling. Nothing happens when someone passes alone. The enchantment is only triggered when two or more people intersect. Those who cross under the mistletoe may find themselves unable to leave its proximity. As if an invisible bubble has appeared, attempts to leave will be rebuffed.

The mistletoe enchantment can only be broken by kissing. Some mistletoe may be satisfied with a brief kiss while others may require its victims to use tongue. Get ready for some smooching!

FLOOR 2

Multiple stairways across the first floor lead down to the second. As guests head down, they will find the temperature dropping and light dimming. The stairwell opens up to a reveal crumbling archways, staggered levels of ruins, and rich moss blanketing over stone.

This dungeon floor has several gaps between ruins and multiple pockets of open space. Old wooden bridges creak in the wind. Leaves flick across, carried on steady breeze. Treasure chests and harpy-like monsters can be found throughout the ruins.

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► Adventurers need to cross multiple bridges to make it to the next portion of the dungeon. However, they will find that they cannot cross these bridges alone. All bridges in this area vanish the moment someone steps out solo. Luckily, falls to the ground are cushioned by a thick blanket of moss.

Adventurers must step forward together, hand-in-hand, in order to cross. Guests that stop holding hands while crossing, hesitate, or mistrust one another will find the bridge vanishing from beneath their feet.

► Wind speeds spike dangerously at random intervals and send the floor into sub-freezing temperatures. During these times, it is advised that adventurers take cover, because they might end up blown away. There are sporadic abandoned campsites in caves and alcoves where guests can wait out the wind.

These campsites serendipitously offer a cozy bedroll. One cozy bedroll. With howling winds knocking out torchlight, the only way to keep warm is to cuddle up and share body heat. Oddly enough, the furious winds only calm down after adventurers snuggle. Weird!

FLOOR 3

Lush vegetation dominates the third floor. Pathways are challenging to follow beneath overgrown flora. Ancient trees twist between crumbling pillars. This dungeon forest is teeming with sexy floral monsters that blend with the brush and provoke adventurers with sensual whispers. Isn’t it amazing how accurate they are in pinpointing your kinks?

Monsters on this floor love to tease and fondle guests passing through. Adventurers cutting through the forest may end up groped by branches, leaves, and flowers. Or more! These floral monsters can get very handsy.

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► Treasure chests can be found throughout the dungeon forest. The floral monsters will try to protect them, but none of the monsters in this area are particularly strong. Wood nymphs seduce guests away from chests and vines will lash out to slap their hands. Chests on this floor are valuable, offering high-quality potions like elixirs and panaceas.

Not all potions are good. Some bottles are decoys that cause unwanted effects. The three most common decoys are love potions, hatemance potions, and flora potions.

LOVE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the person who drinks it fall in love with the first person they see.

HATEMANCE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the first person who drinks it fall into hate, coupled with passionate sexual desire, for the first person they see.

FLORA POTION: Liquefied chlorophyll designed to temporarily transform anyone who drinks it into a sexy monster. Monster need not be plant-based.

► An invasive species, the dongle flower, can be found in large number in the center of the forest. This flower’s fleshy petals phallically cone into one another and stand erect from a small cluster of leaves at its base. This flower is mostly known for its milk, which can be collected by pumping its petals. Those unfamiliar with this breed of flora may mistake it for a human penis, but closer investigation will confirm that it is indeed a plant.

Getting to close to the dongle flower comes with risks. This flower is notorious for ejaculating its milk when stimulated. Dongle flowers in close proximity may trigger one another and cause a chain of milk ejaculations. Dongle flower milk has analeptic properties that heighten virility, sensitivity, and sex drive. The more milk, the more potent.

LOWER DUNGEON

HALFWAY DOWN

FLOOR 4

A slope leads the way down to the fourth floor. Adventurers must be careful with their footing to avoid taking a spill because the path is steep and uneven. Why are these stones sticking up so much, anyway?!

Guests not watching their step may end up triggering a trap. After a trick stone sinks beneath their weight, a rumble echoes throughout the dungeon. This echo the ominous prelude to a giant boulder crashing down and rolling after them! (There is a nipple painted on the boulder.)

Those that don’t want to get squashed by the boulder may have to throw themselves off the ledge. Depending on where they decide to jump ship, they will end up in a different chamber designed to test their mettle.

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► CHAMBER ONE: An unfurnished room with no windows or doors. This chamber is deep, making it difficult to try and scale the walls back up to the path. Lone adventurers will end up stuck until someone else joins them, because the trap will not trigger until two or more guests are inside.

Once at least two guests are trapped, spikes spring from two opposing walls. They slowly begin to close in and a booming voice declares: BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE OR DIE!

The floor will give way for guests that comply. Those that do not and cannot get out of the room on their own will be spiked. They may escape with injuries or die. If the latter, they will revive in the Broken Wing clinic.

► CHAMBER TWO: This chamber is divided into multiple parallel rooms. These rooms are designed to facilitate a specific kink between the guests trapped inside. They might be furnished with toys or vacant with only a gloryhole in a partition. Regardless, every room has a door locked shut with a bulky padlock.

After two guests have entered a booming voice declares: EXPLORE KINK OR REMAIN TRAPPED FOREVER!

Padlocks will drop and doors will open for guests that comply. Those that do not are doomed to be trapped forever… or figure a way out through demolition. That disembodied voice is going to be really salty when adventurers realize that last option exists.

FLOOR 5

Water commands the fifth floor. Adventurers must tread through dark and damp tunnels that lead into flooded chambers. Pools and rivers run throughout, with some areas reaching depths of 50 feet. Treasure chests are submerged but are worth the effort, offering ores, metals, and rare stones that can be used to enhance weapons with the blacksmith.

Reverse mermaids live in these waters. They enjoy swimming alongside adventurers and spreading their legs to show off how good they are for fucking.

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► Slimes ooze along the ceiling and plop into the water. They float along like jellyfish, but will direct themselves toward adventurers they sense nearby. Slimes vary in size and color, though the majority are small enough to cup between two hands. The mother slime, a giant slime hidden deep in the depths, occasionally appears to absorb adventurers into her gelatinous body.

Small and deceptively cute, these little monsters are attracted to adventurers and eager to ooze all over them. Different colored slimes and their secretions cause various physical reactions. Slimes can be mixed to create combination effects.

CLEAR SLIME: Clear slime is an aphrodisiac that can also be used as a lubricant.

PINK SLIME: Pink slime amplifies shyness and embarrassment.

PURPLE SLIME: Purple slime triggers sexual aggression and sadistic tendencies.

YELLOW SLIME: Yellow slime may enhance dominate or submissive inclinations.

MOTHER SLIME: Secretions from the mother slime trigger a breeding rut/heat. The more contact one has with the mother slime, the more intense the rut/heat.

► The water in this dungeon has unique properties. Adventurers that soak for long periods of time may find their skin clearing up, their hair becoming shinier, and their features becoming dewy and radiant. This water is imbued with beauty magic that intensifies the sexiness of those who drink or bathe in it. Everything they do, even sneezing or scratching an itch, will be tinted in a pink glow of attractive glamor.

Guests that soak for too long run the risk of becoming powerfully distracting. Beauty can be bewitching, so take care to not charm other adventurers into becoming obsessed admirers, lest you become an unwitting Helen of Troy!

Drinking the water comes with an additional potential side effect. The drinker's voice has a 25% chance of becoming hypnotic. They may be able to entrance others or cause them to orgasm through dirty talk alone.

FLOOR 6

Drying off won't be a problem after getting down to the sixth floor! The temperature jumps to a sweltering degree and light glints off silvery glass. Orange and red flicker and dance. Stepping into the yawning mouth of this massive floor reveals a giant pit of blazing fire beneath a twisting mirror maze.

Muscular minotaurs prowl, prepared to kidnap adventurers and whisk them away to their dens. This maze is also equipped with traps and enchantments designed to redirect guests back to the beginning entrance. Adventurers will need to use creativity and ingenuity to navigate this labyrinth while battling intense heat.

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► Guests can take cover in small chambers at maze corridor intersections. These rooms are also sweltering but, happily enough, there are magical air conditioners available! Two plates on opposite sides of the room must simultaneously be stepped on in order to activate the ice enchantment.

Comfort comes with a price. Something strange happens when magic sparks: the adventurers standing on the activation plates have swapped bodies! They won't be able to switch back immediately, either, because the ice enchantment has a cool down period. Their options are to either wait it out or go find another room with an unused ice enchantment!

► Adventurers that successfully navigate their way through the maze will find a long corridor leading to a massive shining door. They've found the exit down to the treasure room where riches upon riches are waiting. Money, money, money!!

Guests that let their guard down while walking to the door may end up shot with an arrow! In classic dungeon fashion, holes in the wall open and launch arrows all the way down to the entrance of the treasure room.

Getting shot by an arrow will trigger lust at first sight! Forget about everything else and look at your fellow dungeon crawler. Aren't they so erotic? Don't you really want to fuck them right now and forget about all that treasure? Or perhaps they're still rocking around in your swapped body. Isn't it suddenly tempting to fuck yourself?

TREASURE ROOM

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T CURSED

FLOOR 7: THE BOTTOM FLOOR

The final floor of the dungeon is a massive chamber glittering with precious gems, metals, and enchanted valuables. Piles and piles of gold coins are stacked as far as the eye can see. Treasure chests line the walls, overflowing with sparkling jewelry. Anyone that’s ever wanted to swim in piles of gold can finally make their dream come true.

Guests can take whatever they can carry. They have to make their way back up through the dungeon with it, so hopefully they came prepared!

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► Brave adventurers that managed to come this far deserve worthwhile gains. Those who enter the treasure room are welcome to pick up special treasures from the following selection. None of these items are game breaking, so players can pick up multiple or mix and match.

ECHO STONE: A small stone that fits in the palm of a hand. When tapped, it sends out a soft pulse that outlines nearby exits, hidden passages, or alternate routes in shimmering light.

EARRINGS OF FATE: A matching pair of diamond studs. If shared between two people, the wearers can sense each others’ location all times.

CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY: Shimmering silver fabric as smooth as water. Wearing this cloak grants invisibility.

THONG OF BRONZE: A bronze thong. Wearing this thong increases power, endurance, and speed, but only when worn alone.

RING OF PROTECTION: A simple gold ring enchanted to protect the wearer. While this is useful during battle, it also can act as birth control and prevent sharing diseases.

CLICK LOCK LOCKET: A simple golden heart-shaped locket. The wearer can open the locket and give themselves temporary body modifications for up to two hours at a time.

MECHANICAL MOUSE: A mechanical mouse that registers its master with a drop of blood. A little friend that can scout, transport small items, and fit into tiny spaces.

BRASS COMPASS: A small brass compass with delicate gears. It doesn’t point north. Instead, it points to the carrier's deepest desire or the object they seek the most.

FEATHER OF FLIGHT: A delicate feather that feels lighter than air itself. Grants the ability to fly for a short period but the user must have it in their possession and activate it. Works in bursts, such as allowing them to jump across wide gaps or avoid a deadly fall.

HAND OF LUCK: A small, silver broach shaped like a human hand, fingers outstretched in a gesture of good fortune. The hand grants increased luck to the user, influencing dice rolls, odds, or even the outcome of risky decisions. However, it only works once per day. When it activates it may make other things worse.

► An iridescent door glitters at the back of the treasure room. Written on an aged scroll pinned to the wall is an explanation that this door can send adventurers home. They will have abandon their companions for this opportunity, because one who uses the door must pass through alone. The scroll explains that the door will only work once within a span of several hours, making it impossible for anyone else to immediately use it. There is also the risk that it will never work again.

Of course, the door isn't really sending anyone back to their world. Guests that decide to take the leap will find themselves walking straight into their suite upstairs. The scroll didn't specify which home!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; anonymous; aphrodisiacs; BDSM dynamics; body swap; breeding kink; classic tropes; costumes; cum play; dubcon; death; enchantments; erotic plants; erotic monsters; entrapment; hypnotism; noncon; temperature play; traps; weapons; violence; voice kink

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Comments

Nefer | Genshin Impact | OTA

[latrunculi]

▼ 1. Fool's Gold

(gen: information seller, story collector)

You're interested, aren't you? Come take a seat in my booth. If you want information about the dungeon I can tell you a few of its secrets. If you need a stranger to vent to about your latest failed deep dive, I'm all ears.

[Her voice is soft, and smooth. Not too sweet or syrupy, but definitely enchanting in its own way. Like an ASMR video that doesn't lean too hard into the niche of it. Everything looks legitimate, but there is a bit of a curiosity as to why her clothes are so plain. If she's so well versed why doesn't she look more respectable? Perhaps it's because she's an over-informed Low Rank? Hard to tell with everything mixed up as it is...]

▼ 2. A Series of Bonding Events

(gen: mistletoe, one bed)

How droll, [she starts while inspecting their surroundings] and desperate do you think our captors are, hm? Do you think they're voyeurs watching every instance of intimacy? Salivating at the thought of others sharing skin and heat while they watch alone and unable to participate? Do you think they're watching us right now?

[While as a 'wildcard' in the dungeon she's painted in glittering scales, it doesn't matter whether she's trapped under mistletoe or forced to share one bed(roll). Either way she ridicules the situation and approaches the other character either as a fellow victim or equally equipped adventurer.]

▼ 3. sLAYING the Serpent

(nsfw: naga shenanigans)

[Sometimes in order for you to truly understand the dept of something, to access information valuable enough to sell, you must take a leap. Especially with her most valuable asset (Toth's game board) no longer accessible to her. Which is why Nefer goes out on a limb and tries some of the Flora Potion. A mistake she quickly learns from as her body begins to twist and warp. The once painted-on scales become real as her lower half transforms into an thick, emerald snake tail. Along they upper side are patterns of triangles in gold while the underside is more of an off-white plating. Nefer's tong forks at the tip and elongates as her typically pointed canines grow just a bit longer and more noticeable.]

There is no dragon here for you to slay. No hoarded treasure for you to take. Will you move on, or is there some other prize you are after?

[After all, she still has her monster loot drops. There's also the payout for (s)laying wildcards. Does one think they can conquer the "cold blooded" creature? Or maybe victory isn't the goal. Perhaps one just wants to be wrapped up and constricted by that enormous tail of hers?]

▼ 4. WILDCARD

(ooc: voice testing so please be gentle! Nefer is an adult [Genshin doesn't specify ages, likely mid-to-late 20s] and while I believe she's more inclined to be softer on women I intend to play her as bi. If there is a scenario listed on the TDM I do not have a prompt for please use this wildcard option to surprise me! Regarding age limits I think I'll request that characters be 18+ for straight-to-NSFW prompts, so thanks for understanding! If you have any questions please do not hesitate to PM this journal. As far as spoilers go I'm caught up on the Archon Quest but still am trying to find time for world quests, but I do ask that you mark for others when necessary and I will try my best to do the same.)

3.

[keyeju]

[ The idea of fucking monsters into submission is something that only this horny ass resort could think of. In Narumi's mind he'd much rather just fight a monster normally, though it's true that given the once human state of most of the monsters here he wouldn't really be able to go all out...

Ah well, the snake lady he just stumbled across seems interesting enough, and he'll stop just out of striking range for her as he crosses his arms and gives her a thoughtful look. There's some options to weigh here, after all. ]

Why? Interested in giving it up to me if I ask for it?

[latrunculi]

Hmm, I suppose that would depend on how sweet you are. Or if you're willing to start up a tab with me. Interested in being in my debt?

[The lower half of her body is all winding muscle that allows her to tower menacingly over him. While her voice might not instill immediate fear, the sheer size of her body and shadow that she casts over him is ominous to say the least.]

[keyeju]

[ It would not be the first time in his life he put himself stupidly in debt over frivolous things.

It would also not be the first time in his life something much bigger than him tried to loom ominously over him. Narumi looks entirely unphased by her display as he sticks his hands in his pockets, and looks up at her with a nonchalance that is clearly natural instead of practiced.

While there are a number of things in this (and really any) world that would make him secretly sweat while trying to bluster his way through, monsters and monstrous people will never be one of them. ]

Depends what you want to cash in with. Last time I started up a tab, I found out second hand that the woman I owed was into some freaky shit.

[latrunculi]

Oh? And you are one to judge what is and isn't "freaky shit"? Tell me more.

[Her shadow curtains him as she leans in closer. It seems that despite her newly acquired serpentine bottom half, Nefer is still just as interested in hearing what people have to say about others.

His casual demeanor doesn't throw her. Instead she'll use his comfort to her advantage. If he doesn't feel threatened then there's nothing to leverage in trying to scare him. Instead she'll ply him open in other ways.]

[keyeju]

[ A snake who also happens to be a gossip, huh? Interesting traits to have in tandem, though there's a decent enough chance the first one isn't something that she usually has.

As for her curiosity about his definition of "freaky shit"... He gives her a blank look, as if that's a ridiculous question to ask. ]

I don't have to be. When it's freaky shit, it's obvious.

[ As if different people didn't have different tastes or lines they drew with their comfort. ]

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[redfortune]

Think that? Hell, I know it. It's always what they like to do to us - set us up in this weird situations and then watch the fallout. No idea what they get up to while doing it, but they sure as Hell like to throw us into it!

[ Red, it seems, is playing the part of an adventurer. She's got what could best be described as a chain-mail bikini on (flashbacks to her time as a "film star") and a somewhat mediocre sword on her hip. If anything, she looks a little grumpy if the way she wraps her cloak around her is any indication. She's almost used to this by now.

Almost. ]

I'll bet someone's watching in real time right now...

[latrunculi]

So... you really are that certain? Then I suppose the next question is this: are you the type to give them what they want or staunchly deny them the pleasure?

[It's so easy to foist the responsibility on others. To make them demand, to make them choose, to make them need. She never stopped pulling strings back home, and she won't stop here.]

[redfortune]

I'd like to say I deny 'em.

[ Red grumbles. ]

But sometimes I don't have much of a choice. Sometimes it's just - easier to enjoy it and try not to think too hard.

[ She sounds rather sour about the whole thing. ]

They get you. Somehow.

[latrunculi]

I see. So you like to think yourself defiant, but in truth you bend just like everyone else.

[Or at least like everyone else who isn't stone yet, but she doesn't know about that! So... Anyway, Nefer shrugs, and begins pacing in a tight circle.]

Well, far be it from me to judge. I am quite new to this place myself so I have no leg to stand on.

[redfortune]

...it's easy to just let it worm into you.

[ Red admits with a bit of a sour expression. ]

Eventually you stop trying so damn hard because it's just... exhausting. It's constant.

[ She's not sure if she's trying to justify herself or make an excuse. ]

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[evernigh]

( Monster recognizes monster, perhaps — there's something to this that tickles Evernight's curiosity, her attention hard to catch and even harder to keep. It'd only been when she procured herself some proper clothes that she ventured into this unknown place more freely, and it had been... lucky, perhaps, that she had come to find someone so willing to trade information.

She will take the bait, seating herself across the beautiful lady. )

Does your network limit only to the dungeon?

[latrunculi]

[Oh, how cute. The recognition of a piece of oneself in another doesn't escape her. In fact it sets off something inside Nefer that prompts her to use a bit more caution.]

Why of course! Do you really think any other kind of information is selling for a good price at the moment? A broader selection is likely to be available when the novelty wears off, so perhaps a bit of patience is in order?

[evernigh]

( A good answer, she thinks. It keeps a lot vague — whether the informant truly has any information to give, and it gives her time to gather them if not. Evernight doesn't mind it in the least, for patience is something she has in spades.

She will play along, if nothing else. Test the waters, for two can play the same game. )

The dungeon, then. What are you looking in exchange for the information that you have?

[latrunculi]

If one cannot trade me a story of their own, then I will have to accept the currency of this world: chips. I prefer investing in the lives of others. Their tales as enriching as any amount of gold. Do you have a story to tell?

[Leaning back in her seat, Nefer chooses to relax for now. There seems to be a more private space to talk behind a fabric curtain if people feel their stories too sensitive to speak about out in the open, but for now? While they're simply negotiating? Just at the front of her stall is fine.]

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[lakan]

[ Troy is focused on the mission like a soldier, eyes in front and ears picking up on anything unusual. His shield half raised and sword hand at the ready, it seems he isn't interested in conversation even as Nefer asks out loud ]

Very. Yes. Yes. And yes.

[ Troy answers each of her questions succinctly, but Nefer's company helps him relax a little. Being alert and calm is a delicate balance that can only be honed with experience, but now he's leaning a bit more on the latter. ]

It's a shitty situation. But we do what we can to make it less shitty.

[latrunculi]

[Well, if he's dressed as such and so anxious, it must be further into the dungeon for the One Bed(roll) trope. Though with the wind whipping about Nefer isn't quite permissive of his dismissive behavior. How... irksome.]

I don't believe you're doing a very good job of that right now, hm?

[Making things less shitty, that is.]

[lakan]

[ That got him to raise a brow, almost wanting to give her a glance over his shoulder but he manages to keep his focus on the path ahead. ]

Yeah, sorry. One of us actually has to stay focused on getting out of here.

[ He replies with a bit of edge through his calm tone. He lets it go with a slight roll of his eyes. ]

If it makes you feel better, I'm seeing something ahead. Looks like a cave, with some crates.

[ The more steps forward he took, the fog ahead dissipates enough to make it clearer that while there is a camp site ahead, there's no bridge to get there. He puts his hand out while he stops his stride cold, hearing rocks tumble down the precipice that's just a foot away from where he's standing. ]

[latrunculi]

You seem so focused on the narrow view of "now" you don't seem to be grasping the bigger picture of this trial as a whole.

[It's clear that all the perils and strife are but for one thing: intimacy. The howling wind and the deep crevasse before them? The allure of a campsite only to be out of reach? Honestly without her Vision or the gift from Thoth there really isn't much sh can do to assist other than tread carefully behind him. Nefer may be skilled in martial arts, having spent most of her life without any elemental abilities, but in truth like this she's just an ordinary woman.]

wildcard

[byanyother]

[ Two women walk into a room—

More specifically, the kink room as the booming voice so proudly announces, nearly muffled by the sound of the door slamming behind them. Rosetta cocks her head to one side, a sigh of disappointment escaping her lips. ]

Now now, that's no way to treat two lovely ladies, is it?

[ But, well, they are here now, and if the rest of her (limited) dungeon experience has been anything to go by, there's not much else to do but play along. Already dressed the part, she pivots on one foot and goes to inspect the selection of wares out on display, though her eyes flick back to her companion every now and then. ]

I hope you don't mind being stuck in here with me.

[ ooc: you can pick the kink i'm ez ]

[latrunculi]

Oh, don't be so concerned over yourself. There are far many more miscreants who have to answer for their crimes. You shouldn't expect me to hold a grudge against a fellow captive, hm?

[What kink should they explore? Good question. Their room is stylized like some odd combination of medieval fountain courtyard and hot spring. The air is thick with humidity and the water hot enough to relax the stiffest of muscles. However much like other parts of the dungeon laden with water it seems slimes come and go from this particular venue. Small outlets for the water, too small for a human, allow the bathwater to flow outward and for slimes to come and go as they please.

Nefer approaches the fountain depicting an overly muscled minotaur tipping out an ornately patterned vase. Much like some greco-roman marble statue. She draws a hand through the water to test the temperature.]

I have an idea, why don't we play a game? Something simple, and fast-paced. Every time one of us gets something wrong we have to play with one of those—

[An easy gesture is made toward one of the slimes floating about in the water like a true classic: the rubber ducky.]

3!

[snakelace]

Oh, I’d consider your esteemed company reward enough.

[ Of course he’d run into someone like her eventually—a half-human, half-snake creature that reminds him of previous dalliances of his own. Except this time he’s not the serpent, but the prey, eying his potential predator with keen interest.

His Vision hangs freely from his side—a clear sign of his true origins, if her vast trove of information hasn’t already supplied her with his identity. ]

Unless you have any particular objections? I’m afraid I’m not much good in a proper fight…

[latrunculi]

[It certainly isn't difficult to recognize the trinket hanging from him as a Vision. The familiar symbol of Dendro vibrant inside it like an engraving in a jewel. While Liyue is a particularly tough nut to crack as far as harvesting goes, it's not all that hard to hear about the healer that runs the pharmacy way up atop a long staircase. How interesting it is to see someone "familiar" in a place such as this.]

Oh no, I'm not particularly fond of conflict myself. It can definitely provide ample opportunity for the desperate, but I quite like the idea of stability. So you may indulge in my "esteemed company" all you like.

[In winding, curving motions Nefer begins circling Baizhu. Not just ensnare him with her body coiled about like a net to catch a fish, but also to simply get a better look at him. To know more about someone she's only heard about in reports.]

[snakelace]

How generous of you.

[ There’s a faint hint of irony in his voice as he says that, aware as he is that he’s the one trapped in here, with the sort of woman some might consider terrifying, though to him she’s nothing but a source of endless fascination. Such exquisite, flowing movements…not to mention the mystery of it all. Is she naturally born this way, or is this another one of the resort’s little transformations?

But it’s even more intriguing to watch her studying him, as though he’s more than merely prey, and he can’t help but press his luck a little— ]

Would I take that to mean that I can indulge in whatever way I wish?

[latrunculi]

I would advise against being so greedy considering those are some broad strokes you're using. However it seems that no one can compete against the ultimate rule of hedonism here. I'm a collector of stories, you see, and countless of the stories people have to tell here all orbit around punishment for resistance.

What about you? If I acquiesce to your indulgence will you repay me with a story of your own?

[Yes, she is an ever-devouring snake. All consuming and never satisfied. Information is both her meal and stokes her hunger. Whetting her appetite on the careful dance of conversation while waiting to sink her fangs into juicy details.]