TDM 12

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As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
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WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
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▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
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He hums in agreement at the observation.]
I get it. I don't know about your team, but I've never been able to give a good explanation for it, myself.
[And Teddie
bearlybarely knew more than any of the rest of them... Yu follows at a bit of a slower pace, trying to get used to the differences of being in someone else's body. Is it always this uncomfortable? Or is it just because it's Shinjiro? He's not about to ask that out loud, but it certainly doesn't feel great. Nonetheless, he nods. Focusing on a goal will at least give him something different to occupy his attention, and it'll help pass the time too.]Yeah. Let's see what we can find. Maybe that way?
[He's just guessing, but he's decisive about it at least, picking a path they haven't been down yet.]
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Regardless, he moves on, as if he didn't just low-key insult the idea of being a Wild Card. Yu's suggestion is as good as any, so he'll start down that path. Leaving the nice cool hideyhole with the switches has the temperature raising up to searing again, which is unfortunate, but just a characteristic of this maze.
The silence between them is focused, at least- moving from path to path, keeping one hand on the right side wall and pausing at openings to listen down them. It's... still really weird to be in someone else's body for this. They're similar heights, thankfully, but there's enough differences to make it feel surreal with every motion.]
This place is never really clever... I'm guessing it threw the body-swap at us right in the middle. So-
[He's cut off by two extremely powerful hoofall sounds from the path they had just crossed, followed by a steamy snort. Something had turned a corner to where they had just come from... and maybe seen them? He freezes, thying to listen and assess if they're in trouble or not.]?
...Okay, slowly- [He moves to take a turn farther away from the snorting horny monster, but of course it brings them face to face with a dead end.]
....I hate this place.
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If he hadn't been so preoccupied with that thought, he might have noticed the sound echoing from the hallway ahead.
But! He doesn't!
Yu follows Shinjiro into the dead end, after a moment of weighing the pros and cons. It's probably better to stick together. He huffs a small sigh, frowning at the wall in front of them.]
We may have to fight it. [It looked like a...minotaur. Something like that. He's assuming, in that case, it might have a heavy physical focus...so weapon attacks might not cut it, pun unintended.] Given the environment, I'd try starting with an ice attack. That'd be Isis, for you.
[As for Castor...he frowns.] Does yours do anything other than physical?
[Jesus CHRIST Shinji--]
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He does manage to shoot a sort of 'sorry-not-sorry' look to Yu at that last question.]
Nah, that's about all you got in there. If you're sure the next hit'll be the last, you can let him take a chunk of blood for a huge boost. You might wanna hold off on that one, though.
But don't worry- you won't go down easy.
[The big minotaur with its giant balls has finally decided to charge down at them-- so it's time to trust what Yu said. Call the Persona's name. Intend for it to use a skill, and-]
Isis! [It's so weirdly easy. The Persona comes forth freely, no needing the evoker to simulate a sort of death. She materializes and hard crystals of ice form around the beast before bursting, causing it to flinch back on its hooves.]
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A chunk of blood.
...
A chunk of blood.
Yu doesn't look any more convinced, but he does look about ten percent more miserable, frown pronounced and posture reluctant as he reaches for the Evoker Shinjiro had mentioned before.] Think I'll save that for a last resort, [he mumbles in agreement. That seems a little ("""a little""") dramatic for this sort of monster. But-- if he's going to go with a physical attack, maybe he should try with a weapon first. This is absolutely not a bid to stall for time.]
Let's see what this can do first-- [look, I assume the guy has like an axe or something and even if he doesn't, idk maybe Yu picked up a stick-- so let's go, he swings it right at the minotaur. It roars and huffs, stumbling backward from the blow to the head...the fact that it doesn't reflect the attack is a good sign, in his estimation.]
I thought it'd be strong against physical attacks, but I guess it makes sense that that's not the case. [What with the whole sex resort thing.] You've got Atavaka -- physical attacks and strong against damage. Let's try to get it down.
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Good- hold it lower on the haft and swing it harder- let the momentum really carry it into him.
['Hold it lower on the haft' like it's not already an obscenely heavy piece of metal attached to a long pole. But he does know his own capabilities, just as Yu knows his own-- so he'll take Yu's suggestion, running through the rolodex of personas to get-]
Atavaka! [And the great, multi-armed protector of the Southwest appears. Again-- it feels easy. Asking and receiving, the physical cost of the skill almost feeling minute. (Though-- that might be inherent to the Persona itself. Thanks, Arms Master.) With a lunge, it moves to spear the minotaur, knocking it fully to the ground after following up on Yu's stunning blow.]
You wanna finish it off, or get out of here?
[Look, he's not the leader type, so he's happy to follow Yu's cue. After all- his attempt at leading led them into this dumb situation.]