TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Well, that's rude. [ He doesn't sound offended, though; it's hard to affront a man who always knows what's coming.
As they begin to make their way along the path, Keita leaves his sword in its sheath for the time being, his hand resting on its hilt and thumb tracing idly at the detailing there. Would that his father could see him now, putting every bit of his Mori clan swordsmanship education to good(?) use. Actually, on second thought, the notion of his father seeing him now is borderline terrifying and Keita banishes it at once. ]
Not now, I don't. Since I'm apparently no good at it. [ Keita's gaze dips down to the daggers Thancred is holding, then flicks up to meet his eyes again. ] And besides, you don't really need me to teach you anything.
[ Nobody who wields knives the way Thancred does and holds such evidently confident opinions about what it takes to be a good spymaster is likely to need much of an education from Keita, he thinks. ]
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[It's weirdly nice, even so, to be back in his element like this — those old Sharlayan memories coming back to the fore, mixed with his time spent in the unfamiliar wilds of Tural putting those skills to use for Koana's sake. Likely this particular dungeon will be somewhat less deadly than the locales of the New World — albeit much more likely to fuck them senseless than to hunt them for sport.]
He had quite the daunting task, making something of value out of me. Little surprise I still boast some of the rough edges he wasn't able to smooth down entirely.
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[ There is a narrow possibility that Thancred didn't mean it like that, but Keita sincerely doubts it. They might not know each other well, but in the time they've spent interacting Keita has developed an opinion that Thancred is not the kind of man who chooses words haphazardly, for all that he might like to appear so.
The mention of rough edges makes Keita shrug. ] I don't think it's all bad to retain them. Being too refined is a new set of problems all its own.
[ Ask him how he knows. Keita's entire life has been an exercise in being molded that way, and consequently he still has a hard time admitting certain things aloud even to his closest, most intimate partners. ]
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[He winks, though, marking the subtle tells of the way Keita smothers his smile — evidently pleased to have gotten the reaction he'd wanted.]
I confess you'll have to enlighten me on that score. What are the struggles of the too-refined?
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[ He swings his sword and neatly severs a leaf from a stubby plant nearby. The gesture is smooth, but clearly an effort to distract himself from the fact that it's actually making him rather self-conscious to even be admitting openly the things that make him self-conscious.
How much of it is the fact of his noble birth and baron title and how much of it is the outcome of decades of being made to feel small and less-than, Keita can't be sure, but what's certain is that his ears are pinker now than they were a minute ago. ]
And aside from that, a certain obligation to mind your family's social standing. I did manage to evade that one by moving to another continent entirely, but I'm sure it would be on my mind if I were to return to my ancestral home.