TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
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▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Besides, this particular rock is ostensibly what his room in the resort has become, and it's not so much that he's possessive of the space as it is he's just petty enough to refuse to sacrifice it, however altered by present circumstances it might be.
He hears Keita coming, of course. Truth be told he'd roused when the sound of the man's footsteps were still a solid several yalms away, but of course he'd continued to feign slumber. Old habits die hard, and the old rogues who observe them manage not to, or so the saying goes.]
Mmmngh.
[He mumbles, paying lip service to the pretense of waking up before lifting his head and blinking in a manner that, in his opinion, is rather charming and comely to any who might observe him fresh out of slumber.]
Oh, no, quite the opposite. Would you care for a go? I'd highly recommend it.
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Not even a bit, actually, [ Keita says with a noise of amusement. ] Rock-hard beds are one of the many things I don't miss terribly about my homeland.
[ By and large Keita wouldn't consider himself spoiled, but... in this regard... ]
And besides, I've brought something for you.
[ This, stated with an accompanying tap at his belt, indicating where the daggers hang. They're quite nice specimens, both to Keita's craftsman's eye and according to the future-memories of Thancred's own assessment—well-balanced, elegant in their simplicity, wickedly sharp. He unbuckles them from his own waist and holds them out, although probably Thancred will need to come down from the rock to get them. ]
I stopped by the blacksmith's on my way.
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His first point of order, unsurprisingly, is to see what might have taken Mori to the smith's, himself. There are all manner of explanations for why he might be the one entrusted with the delivery; such errands are hardly uncommon about Eorzea, after all, and none moreso than in the case of the Warrior of Light. Having a third party convey some parcel from one set of hands to another is more than typical; it's hardly worthy a second thought.
But this one is. Because what would have prompted the smith to mention him to Mori, when Thancred is certain he hadn't made mention of his commission to anyone at all, and he's hardly been public about his relationships about the resort — at least, not in the ways that come typical to a man from his star. So how did this conveyance end up as it had?
Curious. Not suspicious, necessarily, but curious — and of course, Thancred's threshold for suspicion is considerably lower than most other people's, anyway.]
Now that was terribly kind of you. Do I owe you something for the delivery?
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Instead he says, ] No, not at all. I was coming down here anyway.
[ His sword training paled in comparison to that of his half-brothers, but Keita nonetheless finds some small amount of enjoyment in this kind of exercise, so long as he can keep himself out of real danger.
He unbuckles the daggers from his belt and leans up to offer them to Thancred on his dozing rock. Better in a rogue's hands than in his own to be sure, Keita has never really figured out how daggers work. He's not a ninja, even if his family did employ them once upon a time. ]
But if you'd like to join me on an upper-dungeon excursion, you'd be more than welcome. If you're not too busy napping, that is.
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I wouldn't have taken you for a samurai, Mori. That is the type of blade, aye? Uchigatana?
[Whether or not the Doman word is the same as the Far Eastern dialect that Mori knows from his own world, he's confident enough in their previous similarities that it's probably a fair enough guess to warrant acknowledgement.
Particularly when, with a crooked smile, he's offered up his own daggers — and reminded of the similarities in his own training with that of the Doman ninja, and the fond conversations he'd had with Yugiri about the finer points, pun very intended.]
Daresay we'd make quite the pair, adventuring together. Yourself in the sunlight, myself in the shadows.
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[ The Doman word is in fact exactly the same, either that or the translation abilities of the resort are kicking in just in time. Keita does have some recollection of a conversation between him and Thancred comparing the similarities and differences between the East of Thancred's world and the East of his own, although as usual it's a little hard for him to recall whether this conversation happened in the past or the future.
Once he's been relieved of the daggers, Keita stands back and beams at the suggestion that Thancred will join him. He enjoys the other man's company, and besides, although Keita was born to a samurai house, his training is woefully incomplete—having someone who knows their way a bit better around a blade can only be a good thing as he tries to navigate the dungeons. ]
Have I ever told you I used to be a spymaster? [ So him being in the sunlight is a little bit funny. Still, Keita likes it, and the darkness probably does suit Thancred better. ] Let's see what trouble we can get ourselves into.