TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
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▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
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He blinks a couple of times, moving his gaze between the smith and Viktor until it ends up settled on the latter. ]
I've been around a forge my entire life, of course I can tell the difference.
[ He shoots the smith one more glare actually. And then picks up a dagger nearby. ]
I'd be happy to, if you can't tell by its looks alone. It just looks sloppy. There's probably knicks or smudges in more than a handful of these goods. And the balance... [ he holds the dagger flat on his index and middle fingers. ] There is none. [ Then he gives the blade a flick. ] The metal is-- not brittle exactly but it's getting there. He didn't keep it heated well.
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[ A pause. ] Have you ever made pieces that were not weapon-based?
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Your partner, right? I've yet to meet him.
[ but he hopes to amend that soon enough! as for the rest, he smiles a bit, almost forgetting about the other blacksmith entirely for the moment. ]
Oh, sure. Horseshoes, bits of armor, and some much less ... conventional requests. I'd give anything a try, really.
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Mm yes. I think he would be rather taken with your expertise and enthusiasm. Though it has been some time since Jayce has had the opportunity to use a forge.
[ It might be good for him to actually do so. ]
Do you think you might be able to replicate pieces of machinery? Gears and the like? If I were to give you the proper dimensions for them, I mean.
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Has it? I kind of get that. Has he been here, to the market?
[ Just forget the hack of the blacksmith who Henry is actually pretty much ignoring now. The guy probably grumbles and gets back to his own business anyway. ]
Sure. I can make most anything from a drawing or some instructions.
[ He sounds super confident, but honestly he made a whole sword off of a faded drawing on a gravestone, so it's not completely unfounded. ]
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[ Viktor is also pointedly ignoring the hack of a blacksmith as well! ]
Good. If you are willing to do so, I would greatly appreciate some pieces made. If you are interested in a payment, I might build you something or create a potion for your and Dodger's use. There is always...my card. [ Said with the slightest bit of hesitancy in his voice. ] But I would not feel terribly bad if you declined such an invitation.
[ Given his, you know, rather otherworldly appearance. ]
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Of course! I'd be happy to.
[ He is dying to be helpful actually. Although he blinks a few times at the mention of for you and Dodger's use ] Oh, ehm. Yeah, that's ... I'm sure that would ... work?
[ He is not awkward, you are awkward sir. ]
What is your rank, anyway? Not that it matters, of course. I mean to say, I'm flattered if you're interested in that ... route.
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My apologies for presuming. Dodger simply speaks quite highly of you, so I only assumed you two were— [ together in some capacity. ] —but do feel free to correct me if I am wrong.
[ But he rarely is about these things, especially not with how Dodger mentions and speaks about the other. ]
A five of clubs. It is not normally what I tend to offer, mostly because of my, eh, current looks. But I figure it might be beneficial for us both to propose the idea.
[ He does need to rank up to get his lab after all. ]
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[ He's ... kind of aware of how Dodger speaks of him, but maybe not the full extent. Or to whom all he's talked about him with. As for being... together— ] We're friends. He's helped me a lot since I got here.
[ Henry is hung up on his lord at home, don't worry about it. ]
Ah, we're not so far off then. I'm a six of spades.
[ He doesn't actually know what the spades, clubs, etc. mean... especially since he came into the resort with two of them. ]
I have to admit there are some ... strange qualities about you I've noticed. [ haha... ] But I don't find you unappealing.
[ He still looks around after he says this, like he doesn't want people to overhear. ]
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We are not far off, no. It is interesting to see the spread of ranks throughout the resort. I know only a few high-ranking cards, but I have yet to see one for clubs.
[ But his thoughts trail off as he gives Henry a curious look. ]
I thought you might. Given your profession, I would think someone made of organic metal might be appealing or at least intriguing to you.