TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

Peter Nureyev | Penumbra Podcast | new character (returning player)
"No thank you."
As if waking up in the middle of what appears to be bitterly cold array of ruins wasn't enough, as if finding himself scantily clad in what simply appear to be strips of white (synthetic!!) fur that barely protect his modesty wasn't enough, Peter Nureyev is being hunted.
(The outfit...actually could be much worse, to be honest. Aesthetically, he certainly doesn't mind that he finds himself fitted with wickedly sharp black nails. And the pouf of multiple silky white tails affixed to the strap of fur around his hip is actually quite striking. But it's the principle of the thing!)
He is currently facing off a very determined hotel guest on the first floor who is very determined to...slay him? Or at least that's what the man keeps saying, though Peter sees no weapon in his hand.
"Come on, I promise you you'll enjoy it!", the man insists and Peter raises a brow. His posture is defensive but not frightened.
"I can't see how. Perhaps you'd like to be slain and see how it feels?"
"Yeah, I mean sure why not!" At which point the intrepid adventurer begins to close the distance between himself and his quarry and Peter raises the only weapon he has: his wickedly sharp nails.
...He's...very confused about all this, but that really isn't the time and he is very ready to do some damage if someone doesn't save this idiot from their fate. (Or take advantage of the situation. Or just watch someone get what they probably deserve!)
prepare for dungeoneering
It doesn't take very long for Peter to figure out that people like him have been designated as quarry here in this...resort. And while he's not absolutely certain there aren't other ways that people can identify him as a 'monster' he's very very sure that there is one surefire way: his outfit.
Luckily, there happens to be an entire sprawling market up above the dungeons. It does take a bit of strategic sneaking about in his furs not to be noticed, but Peter is a master at strategic sneaking. It does come with the territory of being a master thief.
Speaking of which: he does not currently have the creds to buy a new outfit and shed the one making him so conspicuous, but that doesn't really matter does it? Which is to say that in due course Peter slips in to one of the tents selling leather accessories - or at least slips into the back of the stall where the extra merchandise is - and clothing and then slips himself into something much more comfortable and...at least slightly less revealing.
He does manage to go unnoticed by the shop-keep but that doesn't mean he can't be observed slipping back out with unpaid-for goods.
slimes (nsfw likely, open to all colors but pink!)
After he's properly outfitted, Peter certainly doesn't mind delving back into the dungeons. Especially not when there's money to be made. One particular listing in the tavern catches his eye: water in exchange for both currency and trade in beauty products. (He does need to keep up his routine.)
It's a happy coincidence that two of the job requests happen to involve the same dungeon floor and Peter figures he may as well make the best of things.
...He isn't sure exactly how to properly make the best of things, though. The request had been for slime...cores. But these things are...well. What is the core of a being like this?
Fellow adventures will find Peter standing at the edge of a pool with a slime of some color or another cradled between his hands, frowning down at it. He's not entirely stupid and is wearing gloves to carry out this task. His mistake, however, is looking up for a moment at the approach of another person to ask: "Do you have any idea how to 'core' these things?"
And that's pretty much all the opening the little beast in his hands needs to shlorp up his arm and hit uncovered skin.
(Oh and...there may or may not be a mama slime lurking in the waters nearby who definitely has had enough of would-be dungeon crawlers scooping up her babies.)
(ooc: Happy to switch to brackets if you'd prefer! Peter's open to anyone for gen threads but is strictly m/m for smut. I also ran out of steam for prompts but am particularly happy to do mistletoe, handholding, and only one bedroll prompts if you want to throw me wildcards for that.)