TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Xue Yang isn't the sort to carry around any sex toys that would help prove his point here, the closest being the latex gloves on his hands (useful for handling those pesky slimes and anything else that likes to activate through skin contact) which were certainly intended to be kinky when he was sold them.
"Dunno if you've made it out of here yet but this isn't how most of it looks. You're now stuck in an inn the size of a city and whatever gods are running it are obsessed with sex. If anything weird happens and there's no instructions, you usually solve it by fucking." He sounds rather blase as he says it, and after a pause adds in, "they change the atmosphere on a whim too, so that's why it looks like this right now."
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"So will you be fucking me or will I be fucking you?"
Clipped and businesslike.
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"Hm? You can fuck me? You don't look like you'd have something to stick in my ass."
As someone who has primarily had sex with men, the distinction of who is the one doing the fucking is a question of who is penetrating, and he wouldn't expect it to be uncertain if they didn't both have the ability in question. But mostly it's a limitation of his own terminology: words restricted to narrow definitions to suit his worldview, reinforcing his mentality even as his experiences have vastly expanded since coming here. Xue Yang sees the world how he wants to see it... and in this instance, that's the idea that the one getting the other's cock put into them must be the one getting fucked.
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"Forgive me: does your ass have something special about it that would stop something like a hand from being stuck in it?"
She continues, her expression cool enough.
"If not, I'll repeat the question."
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Because why would that be the end goal of it? Doesn't everyone just deal with the foreplay so they can get to the fun part where the cock is getting put in someone?
For someone who has been in the hotel as long as he has, one might expect Xue Yang would have branched out beyond this particular experience by now... but he has not. His disdain for anything that is generally considered foreplay has only been compounded by his recklessness and a pain tolerance that results in him having little need for it himself.
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