TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

horny nymphs
[ the nymph is targeting the wrong crowd. alhaitham doesn't know shinjiro, but the surly annoyed expressions communicate enough if the outright threats of violence didn't get the message across. he's seen enough to know to be wary of (erotic) repercussions, however, as much as he understands the urge to resort to violence. he makes effort to not pay the nymph much attention while it continues it's insufferable antics. he's not flustered, but the behavior is grating. exhausting, honestly. is this supposed to be enticing? his grimace makes it clear, he doesn't think so. ]
As satisfying as violence may be, you may wish to exercise caution.
[ it seems a little too brazen, taunting them like this. suggesting it's not afraid of violence or all the taunting is merely a distraction. alhaitham doesn't really care. he'd just like his space to be respected. he mostly regrets finding his way onto this floor since finding out the vegetation is so... handsy.
he exhales an exhausted sigh as the nymph's vine cracks, whipping across shinjiro's ass with teetering laughter. ] Do you want to go first~? Bend over, baby!
[ the people of the akademiya always gave him extra space. no chance he would ever encounter behavior like this there. ]
... Anyway, what makes you think it won't enjoy you hitting it?
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Can't be worse th-
[He growls at takes a swipe at the nymph as it bounces back happily after slapping that vine across him. His fingers catch nothing but air, but just the act of (useless) resistance soothes his pride a bit.]
...alright, yeah, it could probably be worse.
[If it could just stick to being handsy like the floraz he might be able to ignore it better. It's the mattering and giggling and fluttering up to whisper that really grates on him. Like now, as it straddles a branch they have to pass under, undulating its body against a knot in the tree, it has to moan and cry out about it.]
For all we know, it's getting off on us ignoring it, too. This is as obnoxious as the goldfish with the foot thing...
[Don't worry about that.
The nymph curls it's legs around the branch and rotates, now hanging down in front of them and stroking it's weird plump plant lips, looking from each man to the other.]
'Orrr~ if you don't want us, you could let us watch! My sap makes the best lube ...
[He sighs ] ...Not to be a pessimist, but I don't see anything about this dungeon getting better from here.
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alhaitham doesn’t find the estimation that the nymph is getting off regardless too far off anyway.
the dull look he fixes on the nymph should be enough to answer its irritating questions. no, he’s not interested in the nymph or his current company like that. ]
Sorry, we’re not interested in spectators. [ he gestures vaguely with a hand at shinjiro. ] And sap doesn’t sound particularly hygienic to put in any orifice. We’ll pass.
[ anyway, he turns back to shinjiro. ]
I don’t believe you’re being pessimistic when that just sounds like the truth.
[ in the background (foreground to anyone besides alhaitham) the nymph has stuck its fingers into its mouth, sucking lewd and loud before popping its fingers out. ]
Let us string him up for you, hanging pretty and helpless from our vines!
[ the way its eyes flit between the two of them, alhaitham hardly knows whom is being addressed. they’ve both been thoroughly groped. it doesn’t seem to have a favorite between them. alhaitham ignores it. ]
What was that about a goldfish and feet?
[ the nymph leans in towards them, feigning a very fake very dramatic gasp, before purring closer to shinjiro’s ears — ]
You’ll get treasures! He’s a monster!!
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Ignoring it definitely seems to be for the best. As much as it teases and tempts and taunts and harasses, it hasn't exactly forced them into any situation. It just seems like another sort of "encouragement" that so many of the long-time resort goers love: Just enough suggestion to give someone plausible deniability or fall into the roleplay of doing something they don't want (when they do.)
He shakes his head with a sigh as he's asked about the fish.]
There was some kinda... festival thing a few months back. You could catch goldfish, if you wanted. [He rolls a shoulder in a half shrug.] A friend of mine caught one and gave it to me, but it wouldn't shut up about wanting to suck on her toes and shit....
[And then when they had thrown it to the ground, it had a great pantyshot view and needed to be quickly retrieved.]
`Oh! Oh me! I'll suck on your toes too!~ Or you can do mine...'
It's just more of the nonstop bullshit in this place.
[The nymph is now leaning into Alhaitham's space, twiggy fingers playing at the fabric of his shirt, constantly swapping its attention between the two of them.] `You're so tense..... take off your shirt, a massage will do wonders for you...'
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not, uh, in a sexual way. despite the goldfish story. ]
At least it wasn’t begging to suck on your toes too.
[ alhaitham provides helpfully, both face and tone tone entirely dry and deadpan, particularly after the nymph had done just exactly that.
it’s baffling to consider how stories like this must accrue over time. alhaitham had went his whole life without anyone offering to suck his toes before today. it almost sounds commonplace here.
he’s already leaning away, intently dodging the twiggy hand coming his way and the baleful look he gives the fingers that catch on his shirt would have worked in sumeru. it only inspires giggling here. ] Can’t fathom why I would be so tense. [ surely not the litany of irritating nagging? ] No thanks.
[ the rejection is marked with alhaitham stepping further away to avoid being further accosted.
the nymph doesn’t have the decency to even look dejected. like that overeager dog, it just flits back to shinjiro, truly proving it has no space in its mind for favoritism. it’s teasing its fingers right down his spine. ]
What about you~? You can just laaaay there and a get a full body massage? Right down… to your toes~
[ alhaitham finds it impressive the nymph may have less game than him. he actually grimaces when he sees shinjiro’s chest in its hands, given a full hearty squeeze. it seems to have no fear of the fact that it’s in real danger flirting around with shinjiro. ]
And what, precisely, do we have to do to get you to leave us alone?