TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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None of that means he'll put words into Corbeau's mouth and assume the alternatives this Wildcard has found to battling it out with others will align with J's own. Not even when he sees the obvious outline of an idle threat taking shape to arrive with suspicious timing. But he is curious about what sort of person lies under the costume and what Corbeau's answer might reveal of the man and his motives. All of this J intends to hear that from the man himself.
Soon as Corbeau poses his warning J runs through a mental tally of the present flora and fauna, trying to guess which of those tick the right boxes to splatter his costumed friend in something "weird". One particularly infamous plant, and its phallic flowers, occupy the top spot when it comes to likely culprits. ]
This stuff you've been slathered in... [ With only a parroting of the word and a little emphasis, J turns the yet unknown substance Corbeau is allegedly covered with into an impish taunt. Skepticism and ridicule woven together in equal measure. ] It must've been from one of those excitable plants around here that's got everyone turning into milkmaids for a little profit, hmm? What, did you have poor aim or bad timing, so that all your vigorous efforts landed you with nothing but a face full of- Pssh!
[ There's an absolutely crude gesture J makes to simulate a hand job, wrapped up with a dramatic spread of fingers imitating a specific kind of eruption and a noise to accompany it. Together it paints a vivid picture of Corbeau's suspected encounter. An improbable one at that, when Corbeau can't presently use his hands in his current getup and likely arrived suited up.
Not that it matters. J has more creative intentions for spinning this yarn than to merely give some assumed blow by blow of prior events. ]
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[ It's downright painful to be so utterly trapped. Suddenly he's some young punk out on his own again, new in town and out of his element. The feeling it sows in his belly is like the dark cousin of nostalgia, where you're thrown back into the past you were glad to leave behind. Familiarity that chills your bones and inspires the sensation of plummeting.
There's no way he's going to think of it as 'trauma'. That word is shoved away quickly, and violently. Feeling sorry for himself isn't going to do a damn thing for him right now.
When the squirting plants are mentioned, he's almost glad for the zag into absurd lewdness. Being flustered is highly preferable to that other road he was going down. ]
Why would I have set them off on purpose? I had an accidental run in because the vision in this suit is horrible. My only thoughts have been getting out of it and out of here, not wasting time jacking off plants.
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You dive-bombed into a bunch of those flowery pricks, face first? [ A few fingers pressed to his treacherous mouth do nothing to muffle the juvenile sounds wrung out from every chortle. ] That's one way to get head on the go.
[ It takes a moment, but once he's gotten a laugh or twenty in, the demon bridges the distance between himself and the (barely) walking disaster trapped inside a cum-coated costume. ]
Heavens, you weren't kidding. [ J leans over Corbeau's form, whistling low with the kind of interest that comes when something is so disgusting it becomes intriguing. Like fresh roadkill obliterated to the point it turns to paste. ]
This thing you're wearing has more suspicious stains than a prom dress on the morning after.
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Being on the short side he has to crane his neck to look up at J, but to his credit he doesn't seem intimidated by the size difference. ]
If I asked you to help me get out of it, would I regret it?
[ Really he's expecting at least ten to fifteen minutes more of jokes from the other, but he's desperate enough now to at least regain normal movement to risk that possibility. ]
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At the question, J's broad shoulders give a languid sort of shrug. ]
You'll find it less regrettable than the alternative. [ Aka: Option number two, where J leaves him here to handle worse things ( in the immediate present ) than the demon, incapacitated and alone.
Looks like two can play at this game, tossing idle threats around until someone caves. Especially when he knows his help is the lesser of two evils and Corbeau is trapped in his own costume, incapable of defending himself against anything that might take an interest in him. ]
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Maintaining his poise, he internally braces himself for whatever the consequences of going this route might be. ]
I assume there's a price involved.
[ He may have just met J, but he doesn't strike him so far as the charitable type. ]