TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

v!! vague spoilers for second scenario
so, fueled by a love of money and spite, he has somehow made it down to the sixth floor in one piece (even if he looks pretty rough, his clothes more ragged than ever). maybe fighting all those invaders had been good for something after all. unfortunately, though, fighting invaders didn't do much for his heat tolerance. he's gotten teleported back to the beginning of the maze like fifteen times already, and he's sooo over it. by this time he's loudly complaining to himself as he wanders down a corridor, minotaurs be damned. ]
Ugghh, why does it have to be so freakin' hot down here!!!
[ a rhetorical question, because yes, he sees the fire, he's just saying the fire sucks!!!!
he reaches an intersection shortly afterward, and enters the chamber with the intention of cutting straight through to the next corridor without stopping. but once he sees who else is in this room, he freezes immediately.
what the hell. what the hell??? that's seriously eito aotsuki, isn't it? like— it has to be real, because gaku refuses to believe he'd be hallucinating his psycho ex-comrade in a slutty wolf costume of all things. ...it's, uh. not like he hates looking at it, actually, but now isn't the time to let the stupid gay thoughts this place's aphrodisiacs are giving him run wild when there's something a lot more pressing to address.
the last time he saw him— "but are you sure those you hold dear really exist? are those you hold dear actually on that artificial satellite?" eito's words had repeated dozens of times in his head since then. that thought had been driving him crazy, and sirei wasn't cracking no matter how many times he asked him for the truth. being here, so far removed from (almost) everything about the academy and the invaders, where he didn't see the artificial satellite every time he looked up at the sky, he'd been able to distract himself enough that he wasn't dwelling on it quite as much.
the sight of eito brings it all rushing back, though. maybe it's a good thing he's already drenched in sweat from the heat, so the cold sweat he's breaking into now isn't so obvious. is he going to be able to get the truth out of him now...? ]
Aotsuki—?
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And right now, need might be.
So he turns to face his comrade with a smile. He keeps it a little subdued so it's not as obviously fake.] Ah, Gaku! Small world, isn't it? I seem to have found myself in quite a predicament.
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Dude, are you seriously trying to just sweep everything under the rug right now?? I'm not actually an idiot.
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Anyway, he frowns. He considers Gaku idly, almost maliciously.]
Well, that depends on what you mean by "everything". Care to enlighten me?
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Well, let's see! Screwing us all over and running off to join V'ehxness? Messing with our heads and making us all worry even more about our families back on the satellite?? Oh, and let's not forget trying to freakin' kill us!!