TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Ja. An adventuring staple.
[ But as he takes in the shivering, his brow furrows with worry. Peeling back his glove, he touches his slightly warmer palm to Dan Heng's cheek and sucks in a sharp breath through his teeth. ]
You are like ice, friend. Let's get you warmed up. [ Mentally preparing himself for the chill, he begins to strip. First he lays his coat flat on the ground under the bedroll, adding another insulating layer between them and the cold stone. Then his scarf is unwound and his book harness slid off and set aside so his shirt can come up over his head. ] Take off as many layers as you can stand and we'll get in quick.
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I - ah. I .. don't do well with the cold. I'm sorry.
[ he says quietly, hating how small he feels when he says it - but old memories can crush the soul, sometimes. dan heng will be fine, he knows, but it'll be easier when he warms up.
so he sets to work as well, unwinding his arms to begin pulling away the layers of his clothing - tall leather boots over sturdy trousers, and a long sleeved turtleneck over top. his usual fare, here, slightly altered for adventuring and movement. stripping down to his underclothing, dan heng is shivering hard by the time he finally climbs into the bedroll and reaches for caleb. ]
You must be cold, too.
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Freezing. [ he confirms with a tight, humorless smile. With both hands, he rubs briskly up and down his friend's back, trying to generate heat with friction and encourage bloodflow to the area. ]
I do not like the cold either, [ he admits quietly. Like this they are directly face to face, mere inches apart. Close enough to see that their breath clouds the air between their lips. ] Is it a problem for you because of your...?
[ His hand passes over the line of scales at the small of his back to indicate what he means. Despite his many fascinating and wonderful reptilian traits, Dan Heng has never appeared to be cold-blooded (not that he's observed, at least), but his temperature regulation could still be different in some way. ]
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In.. a way, yes.
[ he says quietly, because caleb isn't wrong. dan heng isn't strictly cold-blooded, no, but he does tend to run cooler, and have a harder time regulating his body temperature in the chill. even moreso now, since the curse that befell him when he saw that terrible heart. ]
I .. [ he starts, then exhales through his nose, meeting caleb's eyes. ] .. where I was born, it was cold. Incredibly cold. Enough to crack your bones straight through. So I suppose that temperatures like this bring back bad memories.
[ he touches their brows together, nudging his icy nose alongside caleb's. ]
I'll be all right.
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You will. I will make sure of it.
[ Brow to brow, one cold nose against another, it feels natural for their lips to meet as well in a tender kiss. A reassurance in the moment and an echo of the past. This is exactly what they used to do to stay warm. ]
It is complicated for me. For a number of years I wandered alone and did not have the means to put a roof over my head. Winters were very hard. Before that--long before--
[ All of this is hard to talk about, but this especially. He trusts Dan Heng with it, though. He wants to share more of himself. His voice is quiet, and he speaks very matter-of-factly, as if trying to reduce the emotional impact of his words, whether for his friend's sake or his own. ]
My old teacher's preferred way to punish my two...ah, classmates and I was to leave the three of us overnight in a cold tower. There was nothing in that room, and we could wear only thin roughspun clothes. Not even shoes. If we did not learn how to keep each other warm, we probably would have frozen to death.