TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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That's one way to handle these things. [He's met a few people who solve things by blowing them up. It's worked before, why fix something that's not broken?
The shikigami walks up to them, shaking off the fur; Megumi gives him a pat and nod to go down the corridor and check for other mimics; he'll be busy for a while since he can sniff them out.]
Did your room turn into a cell, too? Or are you new?
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Not all that effective, though, considering those things keep coming back.
[ At least it's only the one kind that they are dealing with? Even if it seems like there's an endless supply of the creatures.
His gaze shifts towards Megumi as he asks about the rooms. Cale shakes his head. ]
Neither. I've been here for three or four months now and my room is a little above the lower rooms.
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I want to say that these things may have a nest to be weeded out, but I've seen things that make no sense.
[No matter how many curses you destroy, they keep returning, sometimes in bigger numbers too.]
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[ They are meant to respawn after a while, yes? That's just kind of what happens in a dungeon environment. Cale thinks of this as more game mechanics rather than anything that mirrors real life. It feels like some kind of rpg... ]
The House clearly designed it to be this way.
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[This entire thing doesn't make any sense. It feels like rpg but it shouldn't! ...at least he doesn't think it should.]
Is it supposed to be this way?
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The Resort changes its form frequently. So why can't it be a game-like dungeon monster? I thought it was a little obvious that this is the theme for however long they want it to be.
[ So says the fantasy novel fanatic. ]
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[As a basement dweller, this is a thing he needed to know. He's not thrilled by the idea of having his room warped with him in it.
Divine Dog returns, shaking off its fur and smacking its mouth like it had the best snack ever, and sits down by Megumi. Yes, he totally feasted on that mimic he chased down.]
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Yes, though it's not always the basement. It could be one of the other areas of the resort. Maybe different floors.