TDM 12

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.

During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.

We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET

A ROOKERY COMES SPRAWLING

A CHARMING MARKET

► The Rookery floods the main lobby and begins construction on the eve of November 15th. This wandering group of merchants has decided to set up shop! From November 15th through January 1st, the Rookery will be operating a marketplace on the ground floor of the Golden Peacock. This marketplace operates at all hours and does not close.

► This once luxurious lobby has transformed into a rustic market. Wooden shops line the walls where eager merchants promote their wares. These little stores are stocked with handcrafted goods, specialty products, and artisanal treats. Unlike general Golden Peacock establishments, shops in the marketplace are willing to haggle and trade.

► Not all of these booths are occupied. Guests interested in selling their crafts or services are welcome to open up shop. The merchants of the Rookery will also hire resort guests looking for work.

CEDAR AND PINE

► This simple marketplace embraces small town charm. The scents of wood and pine meld with freshly baked bread and leather. The echo of a blacksmith striking metal resounds through chatter and laughter. Shopkeepers call and wave from their booths to lure in potential customers.

► Weather simulation has been introduced to the first floor. Snow falls from an artificial sky dotted with lights. This snow looks, feels, and tastes like the real thing. The temperature correspondingly drops to a brisk chill, so bundle up!

► Merchants decorate their shops with winding ribbons, baubles, and bells at the beginning of December. A massive pine tree graces the central square and patrons are invited to decorate it with sparkling ornaments.

Rumor of a gifting tradition spreads, with merchants jumping on board to offer gift wrap with every sale. If you don't give someone you care about a thoughtful present then you must not really like them at all!

SPECIALTY SHOPS

LIMITED TIME WARES

PREPARE FOR DUNGONEERING

► One of the biggest stores in the marketplace is the armorer's shop. It isn't safe to go adventuring in an unexplored dungeon without protection! Come one, come all. The best armor in town is here. The marketeers in the armorer's shop swear their supplies are the best in the business. Well-crafted! Quality materials! Enchanted to ward off the elements!

All available armor is extremely slutty. Every piece has been styled to emphasize the wearer's assets and barely covers anything. Tight, sexy, and functional. Isn't it a win/win for all? Let those tits battle and breathe!

► Guests that follow the sound of clanging metal will find the blacksmith. The front of the shop offers a basic selection of knives, swords, and shields for purchase. While the quality of these weapons is mediocre at best, guests may not want to pass up the opportunity to purchase a weapon while the house is allowing it.

Weapon aficionados may meet with the blacksmith to discuss enhancing the current selection. Special materials can be found in dungeon chests or collected from monsters to improve weapon quality. Guests willing to collect these materials and have the chips to spare can commission superior products.

► Several leather shops are competing for business. One specializes in enchanted leather pouches, another focuses on offering high quality boots. Leather journals make beautiful gifts. What lasts longer than leather clothing? Nothing! Or how about a leather hair accessory for that person with long, flowing locks?

Those browsing through these many leather shops best keep their wits about them. Not all of them are selling real leather! Some greedy merchants are trying to pass off plastic junk as the real thing. A few bold charlatans willing to lie about enchantments to customers that appear uneducated about magic. Do your best to not get swindled!

DRIED AND BAKED SUNDRIES

► The dried goods shop is the most popular amongst adventurers. Those preparing to head down into the dungeon can't leave without supplies, after all! One can find a broad selection of jellies, jams, preserves, cheese, jerky, nuts, and seeds. While they aren't the tastiest, they'll survive for several days in a backpack, which is exactly what every adventurer needs!

► The universe-renowned baking mogul, Mama Brot, has opened a shop selling her famous pretzels. These soft pretzels, nicknamed breastzels, come in both sweet and savory variations. They are deliciously plush and melt in the mouth. It's said that one bite of one of her pillowy breastzels will send you straight to heaven. Dessert and bread connoisseurs cannot miss out!

Guests eager to get their hands on some of Mama Brot's breastzels have their work cut out for them. The shops restocks with fresh breastzels every morning, but the line to purchase starts queuing two hours beforehand. Supply runs out quickly every time Mama Brot decides to whip up a new batch. Good luck!

► Small bakeries peppering throughout the marketplace kick off December with a flurry of decorated cookies. Guests will find cookies and biscuits cut into different shapes, painted with icing, smeared with jam, and drizzled with chocolate. Hot chocolate booths also pop up, their baristas encouraging guests to gather and enjoy the snow by the center market tree with a cozy drink.

JOBS & QUESTS

A MAKESHIFT TAVERN

CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS: A SLAYER QUEST AWAITS!
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!

The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.

Yaaassss sLay all day!

JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!

I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.

Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!

JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!

I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!

You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!

JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!

Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.

Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!

JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!

If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.

You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

PULL UP A CHAIR

► As a watering hole for adventurers looking for a place to kick back and relax with a hot beer, the tavern is a hot spot at all hours. Crude and sticky, there's never a dull moment at this establishment! Fights break out every night, drinking competitions are the norm, and it's the best place to gather information.

The tavern doubles as an inn, offering a dozen rooms above the bar for adventurers to cool their heels. A night's stay is relatively cheap and costs only a handful of chips.

► Guests can pick up jobs and quests from the tavern's request board. Postings vary in difficulty and payout. Anyone is welcome to pick them up and they can be completed for as long as the dungeon is active.

► Jobs and quests can be completed through the dungeon prompts below. They may be done multiple times. These job posters need a lot of supply!

► Guests can also list their own jobs and quests to the tavern's request board. While the board is typically meant to attract adventurers for hire, guests can advertise their own services this way. The bartender really doesn't care what goes up. She's too busy breasting boobily behind the counter in a corset that hikes her cleavage against her throat.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT

GOOD LUCK, NEW ARRIVALS

A TRENDY RENOVATION

► Low rank guests will be delighted to find that the basement has been completely renovated! Basement and maintenance floors have been converted into a realistic dungeon complete with gray stone, torchlight, and the echo of crawling monsters. Low rank suites have been temporarily adjusted to match the aesthetic.

► The communal bathroom has also been styled into a medieval latrine. Low rank guests can now enjoy bonding together over a communal trench and chamber pots. A helpful sign has been posted on the door advising guests to be wary of slimes coming up through the piping.

► Low rank guests that aren't happy with their living arrangements can check out the rooms above the tavern. They need only chat with the bartender and pay a fee for each night they wish to stay. It's up to them whether or not they think a dungeon filled with monsters or a raucous tavern is better for their beauty sleep.

NEW ARRIVALS

► New arrivals find themselves waking in various locations throughout the dungeon. Unlike low rank guests who have dungeon suites, new arrivals wake randomly in the upper and lower levels of the dungeon. Anywhere is fair game.

► New arrivals are considered dungeon monsters. In fact, wildcards are the number one hunted monster for the extremely popular sLaying quest! They'll have to keep on their toes if they don't want to be sexily sLayed.

► Stepping away from resort standard, wildcards wake dressed to embody their role as an erotic dungeon monster. The house knows that its guests have eclectic tastes, so monster costumes range from skimpy strategically placed furs to full body suits.

► What are dungeon monsters without drops? Wildcards will also wake with a pouch of valuables for adventurers to collect. These items can vary from useful ores, gemstones, and chip vouchers to random items like condoms, vegetables, and shiny rocks.

UPPER DUNGEON

START THE DESCENT

FLOOR 1

Heading down the stairs from the marketplace leads to the first floor of the dungeon. This is where all low rank suites have been condensed. Corridors are generally dry and well lit, with twisting ivy and torches lining the walls. Some guests say that it’s an improvement over the previously dreary, dirty basement.

Only a handful of monsters are brave enough to come close to the surface. The ones that do have low IQs and are easily defeated.

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► Barrels, crates, and chests can be found in corners and intersections. Low value materials, like perishables and basic clothing, can be found inside. This may or may not include the personal items of low rank guests misplaced during renovations. Whoops!

Watch out! Mimic chests love to hide amongst these crates. Opened mimic chests chase nearby guests, desperate to thrust their slimy tongues into any reachable orifice. They’re also quite dumb, happily repopulating areas where other mimics have been beaten. It isn’t uncommon to find a new one where an old one had been just yesterday!

► Sprigs of mistletoe grow over doors and dangle from the ceiling. Nothing happens when someone passes alone. The enchantment is only triggered when two or more people intersect. Those who cross under the mistletoe may find themselves unable to leave its proximity. As if an invisible bubble has appeared, attempts to leave will be rebuffed.

The mistletoe enchantment can only be broken by kissing. Some mistletoe may be satisfied with a brief kiss while others may require its victims to use tongue. Get ready for some smooching!

FLOOR 2

Multiple stairways across the first floor lead down to the second. As guests head down, they will find the temperature dropping and light dimming. The stairwell opens up to a reveal crumbling archways, staggered levels of ruins, and rich moss blanketing over stone.

This dungeon floor has several gaps between ruins and multiple pockets of open space. Old wooden bridges creak in the wind. Leaves flick across, carried on steady breeze. Treasure chests and harpy-like monsters can be found throughout the ruins.

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► Adventurers need to cross multiple bridges to make it to the next portion of the dungeon. However, they will find that they cannot cross these bridges alone. All bridges in this area vanish the moment someone steps out solo. Luckily, falls to the ground are cushioned by a thick blanket of moss.

Adventurers must step forward together, hand-in-hand, in order to cross. Guests that stop holding hands while crossing, hesitate, or mistrust one another will find the bridge vanishing from beneath their feet.

► Wind speeds spike dangerously at random intervals and send the floor into sub-freezing temperatures. During these times, it is advised that adventurers take cover, because they might end up blown away. There are sporadic abandoned campsites in caves and alcoves where guests can wait out the wind.

These campsites serendipitously offer a cozy bedroll. One cozy bedroll. With howling winds knocking out torchlight, the only way to keep warm is to cuddle up and share body heat. Oddly enough, the furious winds only calm down after adventurers snuggle. Weird!

FLOOR 3

Lush vegetation dominates the third floor. Pathways are challenging to follow beneath overgrown flora. Ancient trees twist between crumbling pillars. This dungeon forest is teeming with sexy floral monsters that blend with the brush and provoke adventurers with sensual whispers. Isn’t it amazing how accurate they are in pinpointing your kinks?

Monsters on this floor love to tease and fondle guests passing through. Adventurers cutting through the forest may end up groped by branches, leaves, and flowers. Or more! These floral monsters can get very handsy.

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► Treasure chests can be found throughout the dungeon forest. The floral monsters will try to protect them, but none of the monsters in this area are particularly strong. Wood nymphs seduce guests away from chests and vines will lash out to slap their hands. Chests on this floor are valuable, offering high-quality potions like elixirs and panaceas.

Not all potions are good. Some bottles are decoys that cause unwanted effects. The three most common decoys are love potions, hatemance potions, and flora potions.

LOVE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the person who drinks it fall in love with the first person they see.

HATEMANCE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the first person who drinks it fall into hate, coupled with passionate sexual desire, for the first person they see.

FLORA POTION: Liquefied chlorophyll designed to temporarily transform anyone who drinks it into a sexy monster. Monster need not be plant-based.

► An invasive species, the dongle flower, can be found in large number in the center of the forest. This flower’s fleshy petals phallically cone into one another and stand erect from a small cluster of leaves at its base. This flower is mostly known for its milk, which can be collected by pumping its petals. Those unfamiliar with this breed of flora may mistake it for a human penis, but closer investigation will confirm that it is indeed a plant.

Getting to close to the dongle flower comes with risks. This flower is notorious for ejaculating its milk when stimulated. Dongle flowers in close proximity may trigger one another and cause a chain of milk ejaculations. Dongle flower milk has analeptic properties that heighten virility, sensitivity, and sex drive. The more milk, the more potent.

LOWER DUNGEON

HALFWAY DOWN

FLOOR 4

A slope leads the way down to the fourth floor. Adventurers must be careful with their footing to avoid taking a spill because the path is steep and uneven. Why are these stones sticking up so much, anyway?!

Guests not watching their step may end up triggering a trap. After a trick stone sinks beneath their weight, a rumble echoes throughout the dungeon. This echo the ominous prelude to a giant boulder crashing down and rolling after them! (There is a nipple painted on the boulder.)

Those that don’t want to get squashed by the boulder may have to throw themselves off the ledge. Depending on where they decide to jump ship, they will end up in a different chamber designed to test their mettle.

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► CHAMBER ONE: An unfurnished room with no windows or doors. This chamber is deep, making it difficult to try and scale the walls back up to the path. Lone adventurers will end up stuck until someone else joins them, because the trap will not trigger until two or more guests are inside.

Once at least two guests are trapped, spikes spring from two opposing walls. They slowly begin to close in and a booming voice declares: BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE OR DIE!

The floor will give way for guests that comply. Those that do not and cannot get out of the room on their own will be spiked. They may escape with injuries or die. If the latter, they will revive in the Broken Wing clinic.

► CHAMBER TWO: This chamber is divided into multiple parallel rooms. These rooms are designed to facilitate a specific kink between the guests trapped inside. They might be furnished with toys or vacant with only a gloryhole in a partition. Regardless, every room has a door locked shut with a bulky padlock.

After two guests have entered a booming voice declares: EXPLORE KINK OR REMAIN TRAPPED FOREVER!

Padlocks will drop and doors will open for guests that comply. Those that do not are doomed to be trapped forever… or figure a way out through demolition. That disembodied voice is going to be really salty when adventurers realize that last option exists.

FLOOR 5

Water commands the fifth floor. Adventurers must tread through dark and damp tunnels that lead into flooded chambers. Pools and rivers run throughout, with some areas reaching depths of 50 feet. Treasure chests are submerged but are worth the effort, offering ores, metals, and rare stones that can be used to enhance weapons with the blacksmith.

Reverse mermaids live in these waters. They enjoy swimming alongside adventurers and spreading their legs to show off how good they are for fucking.

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► Slimes ooze along the ceiling and plop into the water. They float along like jellyfish, but will direct themselves toward adventurers they sense nearby. Slimes vary in size and color, though the majority are small enough to cup between two hands. The mother slime, a giant slime hidden deep in the depths, occasionally appears to absorb adventurers into her gelatinous body.

Small and deceptively cute, these little monsters are attracted to adventurers and eager to ooze all over them. Different colored slimes and their secretions cause various physical reactions. Slimes can be mixed to create combination effects.

CLEAR SLIME: Clear slime is an aphrodisiac that can also be used as a lubricant.

PINK SLIME: Pink slime amplifies shyness and embarrassment.

PURPLE SLIME: Purple slime triggers sexual aggression and sadistic tendencies.

YELLOW SLIME: Yellow slime may enhance dominate or submissive inclinations.

MOTHER SLIME: Secretions from the mother slime trigger a breeding rut/heat. The more contact one has with the mother slime, the more intense the rut/heat.

► The water in this dungeon has unique properties. Adventurers that soak for long periods of time may find their skin clearing up, their hair becoming shinier, and their features becoming dewy and radiant. This water is imbued with beauty magic that intensifies the sexiness of those who drink or bathe in it. Everything they do, even sneezing or scratching an itch, will be tinted in a pink glow of attractive glamor.

Guests that soak for too long run the risk of becoming powerfully distracting. Beauty can be bewitching, so take care to not charm other adventurers into becoming obsessed admirers, lest you become an unwitting Helen of Troy!

Drinking the water comes with an additional potential side effect. The drinker's voice has a 25% chance of becoming hypnotic. They may be able to entrance others or cause them to orgasm through dirty talk alone.

FLOOR 6

Drying off won't be a problem after getting down to the sixth floor! The temperature jumps to a sweltering degree and light glints off silvery glass. Orange and red flicker and dance. Stepping into the yawning mouth of this massive floor reveals a giant pit of blazing fire beneath a twisting mirror maze.

Muscular minotaurs prowl, prepared to kidnap adventurers and whisk them away to their dens. This maze is also equipped with traps and enchantments designed to redirect guests back to the beginning entrance. Adventurers will need to use creativity and ingenuity to navigate this labyrinth while battling intense heat.

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► Guests can take cover in small chambers at maze corridor intersections. These rooms are also sweltering but, happily enough, there are magical air conditioners available! Two plates on opposite sides of the room must simultaneously be stepped on in order to activate the ice enchantment.

Comfort comes with a price. Something strange happens when magic sparks: the adventurers standing on the activation plates have swapped bodies! They won't be able to switch back immediately, either, because the ice enchantment has a cool down period. Their options are to either wait it out or go find another room with an unused ice enchantment!

► Adventurers that successfully navigate their way through the maze will find a long corridor leading to a massive shining door. They've found the exit down to the treasure room where riches upon riches are waiting. Money, money, money!!

Guests that let their guard down while walking to the door may end up shot with an arrow! In classic dungeon fashion, holes in the wall open and launch arrows all the way down to the entrance of the treasure room.

Getting shot by an arrow will trigger lust at first sight! Forget about everything else and look at your fellow dungeon crawler. Aren't they so erotic? Don't you really want to fuck them right now and forget about all that treasure? Or perhaps they're still rocking around in your swapped body. Isn't it suddenly tempting to fuck yourself?

TREASURE ROOM

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T CURSED

FLOOR 7: THE BOTTOM FLOOR

The final floor of the dungeon is a massive chamber glittering with precious gems, metals, and enchanted valuables. Piles and piles of gold coins are stacked as far as the eye can see. Treasure chests line the walls, overflowing with sparkling jewelry. Anyone that’s ever wanted to swim in piles of gold can finally make their dream come true.

Guests can take whatever they can carry. They have to make their way back up through the dungeon with it, so hopefully they came prepared!

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► Brave adventurers that managed to come this far deserve worthwhile gains. Those who enter the treasure room are welcome to pick up special treasures from the following selection. None of these items are game breaking, so players can pick up multiple or mix and match.

ECHO STONE: A small stone that fits in the palm of a hand. When tapped, it sends out a soft pulse that outlines nearby exits, hidden passages, or alternate routes in shimmering light.

EARRINGS OF FATE: A matching pair of diamond studs. If shared between two people, the wearers can sense each others’ location all times.

CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY: Shimmering silver fabric as smooth as water. Wearing this cloak grants invisibility.

THONG OF BRONZE: A bronze thong. Wearing this thong increases power, endurance, and speed, but only when worn alone.

RING OF PROTECTION: A simple gold ring enchanted to protect the wearer. While this is useful during battle, it also can act as birth control and prevent sharing diseases.

CLICK LOCK LOCKET: A simple golden heart-shaped locket. The wearer can open the locket and give themselves temporary body modifications for up to two hours at a time.

MECHANICAL MOUSE: A mechanical mouse that registers its master with a drop of blood. A little friend that can scout, transport small items, and fit into tiny spaces.

BRASS COMPASS: A small brass compass with delicate gears. It doesn’t point north. Instead, it points to the carrier's deepest desire or the object they seek the most.

FEATHER OF FLIGHT: A delicate feather that feels lighter than air itself. Grants the ability to fly for a short period but the user must have it in their possession and activate it. Works in bursts, such as allowing them to jump across wide gaps or avoid a deadly fall.

HAND OF LUCK: A small, silver broach shaped like a human hand, fingers outstretched in a gesture of good fortune. The hand grants increased luck to the user, influencing dice rolls, odds, or even the outcome of risky decisions. However, it only works once per day. When it activates it may make other things worse.

► An iridescent door glitters at the back of the treasure room. Written on an aged scroll pinned to the wall is an explanation that this door can send adventurers home. They will have abandon their companions for this opportunity, because one who uses the door must pass through alone. The scroll explains that the door will only work once within a span of several hours, making it impossible for anyone else to immediately use it. There is also the risk that it will never work again.

Of course, the door isn't really sending anyone back to their world. Guests that decide to take the leap will find themselves walking straight into their suite upstairs. The scroll didn't specify which home!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; anonymous; aphrodisiacs; BDSM dynamics; body swap; breeding kink; classic tropes; costumes; cum play; dubcon; death; enchantments; erotic plants; erotic monsters; entrapment; hypnotism; noncon; temperature play; traps; weapons; violence; voice kink

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Comments

wildcards this aw yeah

[snakelace]

I can’t thank you enough for agreeing to assist me in this venture.

[ he’s saying as they finally step into the dungeons, not long after he’d approached her with a request for protection. Or protection, rather. But some things are best left unspoken, aren’t they? Even without Changsheng to embarrass the both of them, there’s still a certain something that lingers between them, and while Baizhu won’t state it outright he’s looking forward to exploring that as well.

Perhaps she can see as much with the mischievous glint in his eyes.

But as the first level of the dungeon is hardly dark or dangerous compared to the rest, his magic isn’t quite needed just yet, so he’s content to just wander around with her, glancing over every new thing they pass by along the way. ]

Though I do get the feeling that you’re a bit of an explorer yourself…

[wheft]

It's no problem at all.

[ waves off his gratitude with a hint of a smile as she follows her new client down into the depths of the dungeon, flimsy weapon in hand. it has been a while since she'd hung out with baizhu, but she'd be lying if she said she wasn't eager to take him up on his offer, now that they've put everything that happened in the past between them. ]

Huh. You can tell that much? [ she shrugs. ] Um, let's just say I've explored a lot of dungeons like these back home. But I just have this knack for exploring generally, so I guess you came to the right gal for the job.

[ to demonstrate, she'll even part some overhanging vines that were blocking their way for baizhu to pass through. don't want anything to hinder her temporary boss now, mischievous glint notwithstanding. ]

I never did ask why you wanted to explore, though. Were you looking for something?

[snakelace]

I’d guessed as much. Changsheng told me she quite enjoyed herself during her little adventure with you.

[ That and she’d seemed like a seasoned fighter when they’d been confronted with that monstrous thing in Crane’s Respite. And even though Baizhu is expecting some monster of a similar caliber to appear during the course of their exploration, he isn’t as wary this time around, treating this all as more of a pleasant stroll than anything else.

The fact that she’s even acting like the consummate escort makes this even better. ]

But as to your question…let’s say I’m hoping to satisfy my curiosity regarding certain matters. More knowledge is never a bad thing, after all.

[ That smile he’s giving her totally isn’t suspicious at all. ]

[wheft]

She did? Wow, I'm honored. Too bad she wasn't able to join us, though.

[ but in actuality, she's a touch relieved. it's like having someone's grandma over to thirdwheel their date (this is not a date) (unless...?).

she does spot that rather suspicious smile though, but thinks nothing of it much. she will press for more info, though. ]

Oh, like the flora? I saw some flowers that looked like dicks the other day. [ says it without cringing either. she's so used to this place's bullshit at this point... ] But you're probably here for the treasures too, right? They're kind of hard to ignore.

[snakelace]

[ Cute of her to even consider that this could be anything but a date… ]

I’m here for all of that and more, Ishmael.

[ Said with a chuckle, because he does appreciate her frankness regarding the strange quirks of this world. Some people just never get used to it, and even Baizhu himself tends to put things more delicately.

But more than that, it meant that she was more relaxed around him now, and for that he’s grateful. Changsheng need not smooth things over for the both of them again. ]

Though I most certainly harbor ulterior motives as well.

[wheft]

[ it's not specifically a date unless he'd said so, though! ishmael wouldn't have minded otherwise, and would've been more relaxed coming into this dungeon with him. but no, she's a little more on guard now that she's on duty, and even more so with what he's said just now. ]

Well, whatever you're scheming is none of my business for the time being. I'm just here to escort you.

[ but before they can proceed any further, she stops just before the entrance and turns to him. ]

That being said, what exactly are you looking for in here?

[snakelace]

[ How professional… Perhaps he should’ve been more clear that he’d simply wanted to spend time with her while indulging in his science hobbies. ]

I’ll admit I don’t exactly know. I’m certainly interested in the unique flora of the place, but beyond that…

[ He shrugs. ]

Well, a little mystery can make things more exciting, after all.

[ He’s just going to give her a very pointed look. ]

[wheft]

[ matches his pointed look with one of hers. yeah, it would've been better if he'd told his intentions outright from the start, but it seems that it's too late now? or rather, it's only the beginning. ]

Well, suit yourself. I wanted to collect some goodies for myself anyway. I hear there's treasure at the bottom of this dungeon, but we can take our sweet time getting there.

[ and thus she'll keep leading the way until they land at... floor 3? where there's more vegetation compared to the first floor. sentient ones, that is, with flowers with giant buds wiggling their vines about as if to entice whoever is into that. hah, can you imagine? ]

[snakelace]

[ Is she really that dense, or… ]

Of course.

[ A chuckle, as with a glint in his eye he decides to say nothing further as they both make their way through the dungeons. ]

I’ll be sure to assist you in whatever way I can.

[ And that’s on top of the payment he’d promised her, besides. But who cares about chips when they’re out on an adventure!! There’s the invigorating smell of damp earth and green things in the air, laced with the heady, almost intoxicatingly bitter scent of danger from some of the…slimier plants.

There are oddly specific whispers in the air, reminding them of their innermost desires, which in Baizhu’s case are mostly about reaching out for the more questionably shaped plants as they are reaching out to them. Branches stretch out to grope them, tall ferns brush at their passing bodies like lovers’ caresses, and overlarge flowers lean their way, swaying their bulbous heads at the pair, scattering thick pollen in the air…

And Baizhu? He’s already stopping to reach out for one of those tight, eager buds bobbing toward them, not so much mesmerized as he is simply fascinated by the creature… ]

[wheft]

[ this certain floor of the dungeon reminds her of the ones back home too. although, the monsters here don't seem to be as dangerous as the abnormalities and peccatula that roam the mirror dungeons, but that doesn't mean she should let her guard down. that's exactly what she's been trying to tell baizhu -

who is clearly not paying attention, apparently. amidst all the pornographic flora that clouds rational judgment, she lunges for him in an effort to pull him away from the buds that obviously have ill intent. but if anyone here were to get hurt, it may as well be her.

a doctor doesn't belong on the battlefield after all. ]

Watch out--!

[snakelace]

Oof!

[ He’s easily yanked back just in time as the phallic creature immediately spits out an especially thick and potent cloud of sex pollen at them, though thanks to Ishmael taking the brunt of the attack, Baizhu manages to cling to a few seconds of rationality to, first, call out her name— ]

Ishmael!

[ —and secondly to grab at her waist in a futile attempt to tug her away from said cloud of sex pollen, never mind that it’s rapidly spreading in the air amid the triumphant, susurrating voices of the forest around them. ]

[wheft]

[ on one hand, she's probably taken a bigger whiff of the pollen more than her client. but she did take a whiff regardless, so it made little to no difference either way. and almost immediately, the flora around them seem to come alive in her hazy vision, as vines begin to snake toward them from out of nowhere to capture them.

but not on her watch. not again, after how she'd failed last time. ]

Baizhu... S-Stay back. Let me handle this.

[ she manages to stay up on her feet, and, once one of the tendrils begin to dart towards him, she quickly steps in and intercepts it for herself, letting it coil around her arm and leg. ]

[snakelace]

Well that’s…er…

[ How to put this…

He doesn’t miss the flora of the dungeon coming alive and crawling after them, though. It’s almost a comforting sight for him, really, but still, he can’t help but think back to their last very dramatic encounter with this world’s monstrosities, and…well, it could just be the sex pollen or even the suit talking, but… ]

I’m not certain I want you to.

[ Or that she wants to, seeing as how she’s already taken a tentacle and all. But he does muster some of his own elemental power as he straightens up, willing the surrounding plants to keep still for just a moment, though he’s certain his control over them won’t last for very long.

Besides, he’d never explained exactly what it is he’d asked her to protect him from. ]

[wheft]

[ she blinks in surprise. surely she just misheard him, right? her frown deepens as she begins to struggle against the vines that stubbornly fight against baizhu's dendro powers. ]

Wh... What do you mean by that...?

[ an immense feeling of deja-vu hits her like a wave when the vines tug her up, practically dangling her in front of him. come to think of it, he didn't exactly tell her what he needed her assistance for apart from bodyguard work... did he? ]

Baizhu... [ she can't help but pant now, her cheeks a brilliant red as she inhales more of the pollen. ] What exactly did you bring me here for?

[snakelace]

[ Using Dendro is always so tricky with the resort’s plant life. They never want to behave, and Baizhu’s focus can only last so long between his suit, the air thick with aphrodisiacs, and his own guilty desire…

The tentacles attempt to pin her arms behind her, to leave her open for further groping as more of them break free of Baizhu’s control to snake up her legs, slow and sensuous, making a show of her desire as he stands helplessly by, unable to help but watch.

He swallows. ]

I…did intend to look for treasure.

[ None of it had been a lie, including…

He releases his control over the plants, and a fresh wave of tentacles sweeps up toward her as he looks on, an uncanny glint in his eyes. ]

And I believe I also warned you of my ulterior motives.

[ He’s going to be very sorry about this later— ]

[wheft]

S-Seriously...?

[ what da hell. she'd thought better of him, yet here he is pulling off one of the oldest schemes from the book. she wanted to kick herself for being this naive, but -- ]

Well, at least I won't be the only one affected here. You took a whiff of it too, didn't you? And that's why you're, haah, acting like this...

[ more vines snake up her form now, a couple of them beginning to poke and prod at her more intimate spots. she fails to stifle a groan when one of them curl around her breasts to play with the pebbled nipple there, her hips bucking against the thicker tentacle that rest between her legs for her to grind on.

the texture of the plants are not what she's used to at all compared to the slimier cephalopodic tentacles she's had over the last few months but despite her scowl, her flushed cheeks and body movements pretty much say that she doesn't mind it at all.

whether she wants more of it is still up in the air, however. ]

[snakelace]

Perhaps.

[ He’s long since lost track of the resort’s environmental effects, of what his own suit does to him. After a while there’s little difference between the two.

After a while, nothing matters but what happens between them both, and certainly Ishmael isn’t making this easy. Despite the fact that the tentacles hadn’t fully undressed her just yet, its motions are already so intimate, caressing, teasing her, wetting her clothing with what he can only assume is sap as he steps forward as though entranced, the surrounding tentacles parting before him, welcoming him to the feast. ]

Be that as it may, you’d like me to take responsibility, wouldn’t you?

[ He’s already reaching up as the surrounding foliage closes in around them, slim tentacles crawling up his legs and arms like snakes as he reaches for her, to help him ease her clothing off of her restrained body. His motions are gentle, even reverent, careful not to tear, but the tentacles accompanying him have no compunctions ripping into fabric, especially when they leave such fetching gaps to reveal a patch of skin or a flank or a nipple or two. ]

[wheft]

[ she watches, helpless, as baizhu draws himself closer to her and accompanies his vines into peeling her clothes off. some of the tendrils seem to be a little too eager from the way they tear some of the articles from her body, causing her to frown deeply. like wtf, that blouse did not come cheap? but that doesn't matter right now.

despite her compromising position and peeved expression on her faee, her body's reacting positively to their ministrations anyway. her pert nipples stiffen in the air once they've been freed from their confines, and her hips begin to undulate as she tries to find a good angle to grind on one of the sap-slicked tentacles that graze against her inner thighs. she lets out a shaky breath, fists clenching as she forces herself to look at the man responsible. ]

You... [ she bites her lower lip. ] You can do more than this, right?

[ because it'd be no fun if he only lets his vines take full advantage of her. ]

[snakelace]

So eager to indulge already?

[ Damn, most people prefer the tentacles to him, and he can’t even blame them. The flora here are absolutely fascinating even if their functions are a little too on the nose.

Far be it for him to not take advantage of it all anyway, as he directs a few slimy tendrils to drag themselves across her breasts and for the tentacles around her thighs to tighten, to force her to slow her movements and thus prolong her agony.

After all, she’s not asking for the tentacles right now, is she? Even if he’d recalled how well she enjoyed them the last time they had an encounter with tentacles…

So instead he slips a hand between her legs, brushing his thumb over her clit as a few of the smaller tentacles snake their way down his arm, brushing their tips against her entrance, probing gently at the sensitive flesh with slow, searching movements. ]

I can certainly oblige…though it appears that you might enjoy some prolonged torment as well.