TDM 12

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As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
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WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
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malleus draconia | twisted wonderland | new character, returning player, apping next round
lower dungeon
good ol' wildcard
floor one
unfortunately, he can't. the doors are locked behind him. maybe if this were a REAL dungeon, malleus would be at the end of it, acting as a final boss of sorts. but noooooo, he can't have it easy around here, can he?!
dammit. ]
Yeah, well. Better start trainin' your patience because it's not gonna get any better for you down here.
[ but the mimics are seemingly keeping him under control? so. there's that. ]
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the mimics instead get little zaps from him, strong enough to get them off of him at least. shouldn't he have done that in the first place instead of nearly crumbling the dungeon?]
Kingscholar.
[despite the fact that leona doesn't get along with him, malleus is happy (?) to see him always. it's rare, after all, for people to be unafraid of him. and leona is as unafraid as they get.]
Perhaps you could elaborate on what you mean. Have you been here before?
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Malleus.
[ addressing him in kind. he's not sorry for sounding short with him already. ]
In this dungeon? Never. But this ain't just a dungeon.
[ as he walks up to him, he can feel the familiar disgust starting to bubble up into his chest. yeah. it's been a while he's felt this particular way, but it's accompanied by other emotions as well. relief. regret. disappointment. and most of all?
pity. ]
Guess we're all pretty screwed, aren't we.
[ but he stops short of going beneath the mistletoe, just in case. ]
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he tries to process leona's words and... doesn't super get it.]
I am unable to parse your words, Kingscholar.
[a hand goes to his chin in thought.]
In what manner is this considered a predicament? I am here, am I not? There need be no worry.
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[ so there's actually a lot to worry about! thankfully, until malleus has one of those damn resort-given marks, he's not in actual danger... and neither is the golden peacock. it means the guests are safe not just from the possibility of a powerful mage exploding on them, but that they won't be annoyed by malleus in general. ]
I need to check ya out. [ leona clicks his tongue. ] For weird tattoos or symbols. Come over here.
[ he beckons malleus over with a finger. ]
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Have you lost your ability to walk?
[he spreads his arms out in what is supposed to be a welcoming manner.]
You are free to search me as you please. Over here.
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...
leona sighs. he rubs his face. ]
Fine. If it means you'll strip down so I can take a closer look, then...
[ but once he steps underneath the mistletoe, that's when the feeling of something surrounding them becomes the most apparent. ]
... right.
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...hmm. he scans leona for any strange magic just in case, but he finds nothing. he looks up, though, because he senses magic coming from... a plant now?
he's sure he can handle whatever it is. he focuses back on leona as he starts to strip off his outer jacket.]
And what might it be that you are searching on my person, Kingscholar?
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[ despite being at the golden peacock for nearly two years, his outfits have never changed. thankfully the shops at the resort have been able to accept his requests for the familiar and comfortable garments he'd wear on campus.
today? dorm uniform. it's easy to turn around and show malleus the back of his neck where the diamond shaped symbol is faded but still very clear. it helps that it's simple in design and doesn't have anything extra. ]
Somethin' like that. You see it?
[ just in case he's having trouble, leona backs up into the other student. ]
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And what is this meant to indicate?
[a warm breath sweeps across leona's neck as he speaks - hey, it's not his fault leona backed up into him.]
This marking seem similar to that of Heartslabyul. And yet you think I may have something similar?
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floor four
Woah! Hey, you're gonna get us both buried if you keep that up! I'd really like to NOT wind up some kind of pancake please?
[ He stresses the please, and lets go of the guy's arm again. ]
We've just got to be... vulnerable for a bit? I think, I'm not exactly great under pressure, haha.
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he turns to his companion with a steely look - not angry with him, but just angry at the situation.]
"Vulnerable"?
[his eyes narrow.]
Is it not simpler to destroy this place? I will protect you, human [lmao], so there is no need for concern.
wheezing... u know what they say about assuming
...You know, talk about feelings. Might be kind of hard since we don't really know each other. But I'd rather give that a try before attempting to obliterate the hotel. I have a feeling that wouldn't go so well.
So, what do you say? Let's give it a shot? If it doesn't work, we can try something else.
[ Vash is also very reticent to talk about himself at the best of times. It's like this room was designed for them to fail. But he would like to not be trapped here forever. ]
in his defense vash doesn't LOOK like a plant...
a hint of a smile.][he turns to him fully, attentive.]
You are free to speak.
smh u cant just tell someone they don't LOOK planty
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Me? Oh uhh...
He hadn't really planned to be the one to start them off. However, this is probably the most calm he's seen Malleus, so he figures he should probably reward the effort being made. Vash lifts his prosthetic hand up to scratch through the short shorn portion of his undercut, an anxious tell that he'll probably never shake.
Gosh. Um... [ There's a rumbling in the distance and Vash jumps a little. Emotionally vulnerable emotionally vulnerable. The sooner the better right? ]
It's actually a little jarring to wake up here again. I'm not really sure how I feel about it. Last time was...
[ He grimaces a little. ]
Messy? [ He pauses. ] What about you? I got the impression you're pretty upset about being here.
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Might you elaborate on that?
[a tick of annoyance comes back at the reminder of why he was going to bring down this place to begin with.]
Initially I was curious. However as I ventured deeper, this place sought to assert its magic over me, and I quickly tired of its attempts. I am acquiescing now only due to your request.
ohhhhhhhhh my html disappeared I am so sorry
[ He shrugs though, the roll of his shoulders half hearted as he considers. Talking about himself is probably the thing he does the least, at least back on that desert planet. ]
I have a brother. We don't exactly get along, and last time we wound up here together so... It was a little awkward?
[ In more ways than one — but Vash isn't going to get into that. ]
[[ J WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERENT GOING TO TELL ME THIS IS YOU? ]]
ALL GOOD DARLING i understood hehe
I do not have a sibling, but I suppose I had romanticized the notion of human brotherhood. What caused this rift?
[curious about human relationships... also, hehe, LISTEN YOU FOUND OUT EVENTUALLY :)]
kisses your hands thank you....
[ He frowns, the laugh that passes his lips more than a little stilted, forced.
There's no easy way to explain how bad this rift is without correcting an assumption: ]
We're not human, actually.
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You, too, are fae? [he looks vash up and down, confused.] You neither exude fae energy nor do you appear to be fae.
[bc that's the only other race in malleus' mind! clearly there is no other! to be fair... it's his first time here, so he DOESN'T know there are a million other races.]
floor three
The third floor, with its various plants and forest-like atmosphere, deeply interests him at first; anything that can be pulled up or worked into potions would be helpful. But that interest sours as its lascivious nature presents itself, and he sighs loudly as he ventures forth.
He does a double-take when he catches sight of a horned human head. People with horns are a rarity even in the hotel, never mind ones so obviously draconic. He lingers for a moment before his eyes narrow, and he marches forth to watch the man pull things out of the treasure chest in front of him with obvious intrigue.
It's been awhile since he's last seen someone familiar other than Leona, but he can handle this.]
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
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[he is having way too much fun in this section of the dungeon at the very least. pleased to see a familiar face - even if said face isn't the MOST thrilled to see him, which seems to be a trend with his fellow classmates - malleus shows off his finds to his fellow housewarden.]
It is a rare occurrence that I should encounter unfamiliar magicks. Even within these vials I can tell they're mixed very differently from our own brews back in Twisted Wonderland.
[it's so quaint and novel in his eyes. why is vil not more excited!]
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Yes, I imagine anything here would be mixed differently. I haven't found all of the different plant components I would usually use back in our world.
[It led to more experimentation than he would like for making usable potions, but he had a lot of time on his hands here.]
It's not amusing so much as inconvenient. But it probably leaves you curious what those potions will do, right?
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Oh? Pomefiore excels in potionology, I'm confident that as its housewarden, you've been able to learn of this world's unique mixtures.
[vil is a more than competent housewarden, afterall! who cares very deeply for his dorm.]
Yes, I am quite interested. I sense its magical properties, and yet even I am unable to discern its effects merely by detection alone. I imagine you know or have a guess?