TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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[ Xue Yang gives an amused snort as he continues handling the item.
Unfortunately it's not the sort of answer he was hoping for. The restaurant supplies haven't been anything he's been able to reanimate in the past. None of their original souls left, and he's had a plethora of failed attempts at getting the ghosts here to possess what he's wanted them to. ]
Is the rest of it the secret part?
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[He repeats, lips quirking up into a slightly unsettling smile.
He's hesitant to provide all the answers when it's clear the other man is looking for something in particular. Without knowing what, Flins is loathe to divulge his sources completely, lest this fellow prove an unscrupulous sort. Plus he's having fun making a game of it. Pressing a finger to his lips, his eyes seem to almost glow.]
That would be telling, now wouldn't it? How about you tell me what you're after, and we'll go from there?
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[ Though the souls are less important if the corpses in question are human.
The answer comes without hesitation. While it might not be obvious to a newcomer, to anyone who has been around the resort for long enough the omission of dead bodies is a conspicuous one. Xue Yang feels no need to hide that he's been looking for some. The indications that this person isn't average merely solidify his expectation that they might actually have useful information on this front.
He places the sculpture back down. ]
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[As the keeper of a graveyard, that notion doesn't sit well with him. The lost souls of his fallen comrades are his neighbors, and their eternal rest deserves to be respected. Perhaps things are different here, but... all the same, it isn't something he's keen on facilitating. He's heard there are ghosts and specters in the resort, though how much like a human soul they are, he doesn't know.
Idly, he adjusts his sculpture to straighten it.]
I'm afraid I don't deal in the corpses of humans. However, if you wish to procure dead animals, that I could help you with.
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At the word "humans" his grin falls, and his gaze sweeps over the sculptures again. So, these are all animal not out of necessity but preference?
That's much less fun. ]
If it's animals then I'm only interested if there's resentful energy attached to them. Either that or their souls.
[ Does he care that he's asking after something the average person would know nothing about? Not one bit. ]
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While he does lean more towards animal bones due to his own stance on the dead, it isn't as if he hasn't used whatever's come his way before. Here, there simply isn't any deceased to borrow; everyone who leaves turns to stone, from what he's heard.]
So, tormented creatures. Why do you seek to disrupt the flow of life? Are you trying to practice to bring back someone special to you? Or is it simply your job?
[He's heard tell of zombies and the like, and even the Wild Hunt from his own world is something that disturbs the dead, turning them into abominations.]
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[ He's interested in corpses precisely because he's well past that point by now. He's a mad scientist through and through, both the "mad" and the "scientist" parts: he has knowledge that interests him, he wants to push it further, and he doesn't care how messed up or taboo his experiments are. But experiments require resources. ]