TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

Wildcard :)
The big guy does look like he's melting though, ears pressed back, the tip of his tail flicking, expression extra sullen.
And then there's the-- mooing? Is that mooing? Broca's ears perk back up, a perplexed look on his face as he glances down questioningly at Rin. He does have better hearing than most of his two eared companions, but it was loud enough that she surely heard that too, right? ]
you're fucking lucky
That wasn't you, was it?
:)
Heat bad enough that for a moment Broca wondered if he was hallucinating, but if Rin is asking that question he must not be.
He does look just a little perturbed she thought he would be mooing though. He stops for a moment, fanning the front of his shirt (a regular shirt, it seems like in some ways he wasn't willing to get into the spirit of adventuring) to cool down as he cocks his head to the side and keeps listening.
It sounds like it's getting... closer? ]
No.
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[With an exasperated huff, Rin begins shuffling about. Reaching in her leather pack so that she may start redressing herself in the minimal plate armor she originally had been wearing up on the earlier floors.]
We can probably handle it, right? It's not like anything has been that difficult yet. Just annoying...
[She says, while trying to wiggle on the plated bikini-looking top.]
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After all, he doesn't when dealing with monsters in his world either.
Still, he can't blame others for it, and moves to stand between Rin and the direction he thinks the sound came from as she gets back into gear. ]
Probably?
[ It's kind of hard to tell, and Broca had some... slime based mishaps earlier, so he knows that some of these monsters come with gifts of aphros in their attacks, and that might distract them.
His ears twitch and his head turns at the sound of grunts to the right of them. He can definitely hear what sounds like hooves clacking against the hardpacked dirt and stone. ]
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What do you mean, "probably"!? You think we'll be defeated after all we've been through? If that's the case then we should just run!
[In fact instincts are saying, "take off now," but if she did Rin would probably end up leaving Broca behind. And even if she could bear to have his ire again, her conscience wouldn't allow the abandonment of a
friendfellow adventurer.]no subject
As for her panic, all he can do is shrug a little unhelpfully. ]
It's hard to say without knowing what it is. Sounds like burdenbeast though.
[ Which in theory should be harmless, but now that he hears the sound of hooves falling very heavily, he can tell that whatever they are happen to be big too.
He will pick up the bag of loot he's been collecting, and heave it over his shoulder, ready to move along with her at her word. ]