TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

everyone wants the rut tiger I understand
Though to his great relief he finds himself yanked out of the mess instead, giving him a chance to cough, wheeze, and get a little slime out of his system and a little oxygen back in instead.
Trying to rub slime off of his slime covered face with a slime covered hand is proving to be difficult, but he does clear his eyes enough to be able to see shapes creeping up after them, and instead of answering her perfect reasonable question, he makes a vague grunting sound as he points to what is meant to be over her shoulder, but might just look like he's pointing at her.
Forgive him for his lack of clear communication. A slime just tried to consume him entirely about ten seconds ago. ]
it's fine i can slime her and they can fight for dominance
[ His communication skills do seem to be a little lacking but after having spent hundreds of years in Yggdrasil's company - a darling to be sure, but also not very chatty in the conventional sense - she's gotten good at deciphering the looks and gestures of others.
Also, he's hot, so like it's fine?
A peek over her shoulder reveals the presence of their slimey friends, one that brings a smile to her face. Yes, yes, she should probably be more concerned about her own safety but there's something oddly comforting about the presence of something so familiar. ]
I see we have some adorable little friends here, don't we? But you'll have to run along now, children.
[ Perhaps obviously, her words do nothing to deter the slimes from advancing, nor to prevent one clinging to the ceiling from plopping down onto her shoulder with a splat and oozing slime down her arm. Sighing, she plucks it off and sends them all flying with a flick of her vines before turning back to her companion. ]
Shall we get you all cleaned up? It seems I'm also in need of a bath now.
[ There's probably a lake around here somewhere..... ]
fight for it?? she's already won against this big service sub
Broca lets his hand fall back down to his side as he watches her, slightly bemused by the whole thing.
And while they're certainly surrounded by shallow sections of water, and if he were to sit down and splash around a little, he could probably clean off most of the mess that's on him, he'd really rather not wait. So with another grunt of agreement, Broca starts to pull the slime covered shirt he had been wearing off over his head.
His body is starting to heat up notably, and he figures he should get this stuff off of him pronto. At least he does finally speak. ]
Dunno what these are made of, but it can't be anything good here.
[ And when he feels the first notable twitch of interest in his cock, he stills his hands that are midway through pushing the waistband down.
... Of course... Honestly, he didn't really expect anything else at this point. ]
oh well in that case 😳
She's wandered towards one of the shallower pools some feet away, preferring a more delicate touch to her own ablutions, but she does turn back when he remarks on their surroundings, the splash of water soft enough that it doesn't cover her own question back. ]
Oh, what makes you say that? I suppose most dungeons are rather dangerous...
[ She is lowkey horny all the time, nothing has changed for her yet. ]
🙂↕️
At the moment his focus seems to be on trying to get the slime off of his rapidly warming body, though as he yanks his pants off and sees he's already standing to attention here, he closes his eyes for a moment realizing it's probably too late to change things now.
He feels almost feverish with some quickly building wants, and he casts a sullen look in the direction of his savior before looking down at his arms and scrubbing harder.
If he's going to solicit a pretty woman in a dungeon, he might as well at least not do it covered in slime. ]
Not dangerous in that way.