TDM 12

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.

During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.

We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET

A ROOKERY COMES SPRAWLING

A CHARMING MARKET

► The Rookery floods the main lobby and begins construction on the eve of November 15th. This wandering group of merchants has decided to set up shop! From November 15th through January 1st, the Rookery will be operating a marketplace on the ground floor of the Golden Peacock. This marketplace operates at all hours and does not close.

► This once luxurious lobby has transformed into a rustic market. Wooden shops line the walls where eager merchants promote their wares. These little stores are stocked with handcrafted goods, specialty products, and artisanal treats. Unlike general Golden Peacock establishments, shops in the marketplace are willing to haggle and trade.

► Not all of these booths are occupied. Guests interested in selling their crafts or services are welcome to open up shop. The merchants of the Rookery will also hire resort guests looking for work.

CEDAR AND PINE

► This simple marketplace embraces small town charm. The scents of wood and pine meld with freshly baked bread and leather. The echo of a blacksmith striking metal resounds through chatter and laughter. Shopkeepers call and wave from their booths to lure in potential customers.

► Weather simulation has been introduced to the first floor. Snow falls from an artificial sky dotted with lights. This snow looks, feels, and tastes like the real thing. The temperature correspondingly drops to a brisk chill, so bundle up!

► Merchants decorate their shops with winding ribbons, baubles, and bells at the beginning of December. A massive pine tree graces the central square and patrons are invited to decorate it with sparkling ornaments.

Rumor of a gifting tradition spreads, with merchants jumping on board to offer gift wrap with every sale. If you don't give someone you care about a thoughtful present then you must not really like them at all!

SPECIALTY SHOPS

LIMITED TIME WARES

PREPARE FOR DUNGONEERING

► One of the biggest stores in the marketplace is the armorer's shop. It isn't safe to go adventuring in an unexplored dungeon without protection! Come one, come all. The best armor in town is here. The marketeers in the armorer's shop swear their supplies are the best in the business. Well-crafted! Quality materials! Enchanted to ward off the elements!

All available armor is extremely slutty. Every piece has been styled to emphasize the wearer's assets and barely covers anything. Tight, sexy, and functional. Isn't it a win/win for all? Let those tits battle and breathe!

► Guests that follow the sound of clanging metal will find the blacksmith. The front of the shop offers a basic selection of knives, swords, and shields for purchase. While the quality of these weapons is mediocre at best, guests may not want to pass up the opportunity to purchase a weapon while the house is allowing it.

Weapon aficionados may meet with the blacksmith to discuss enhancing the current selection. Special materials can be found in dungeon chests or collected from monsters to improve weapon quality. Guests willing to collect these materials and have the chips to spare can commission superior products.

► Several leather shops are competing for business. One specializes in enchanted leather pouches, another focuses on offering high quality boots. Leather journals make beautiful gifts. What lasts longer than leather clothing? Nothing! Or how about a leather hair accessory for that person with long, flowing locks?

Those browsing through these many leather shops best keep their wits about them. Not all of them are selling real leather! Some greedy merchants are trying to pass off plastic junk as the real thing. A few bold charlatans willing to lie about enchantments to customers that appear uneducated about magic. Do your best to not get swindled!

DRIED AND BAKED SUNDRIES

► The dried goods shop is the most popular amongst adventurers. Those preparing to head down into the dungeon can't leave without supplies, after all! One can find a broad selection of jellies, jams, preserves, cheese, jerky, nuts, and seeds. While they aren't the tastiest, they'll survive for several days in a backpack, which is exactly what every adventurer needs!

► The universe-renowned baking mogul, Mama Brot, has opened a shop selling her famous pretzels. These soft pretzels, nicknamed breastzels, come in both sweet and savory variations. They are deliciously plush and melt in the mouth. It's said that one bite of one of her pillowy breastzels will send you straight to heaven. Dessert and bread connoisseurs cannot miss out!

Guests eager to get their hands on some of Mama Brot's breastzels have their work cut out for them. The shops restocks with fresh breastzels every morning, but the line to purchase starts queuing two hours beforehand. Supply runs out quickly every time Mama Brot decides to whip up a new batch. Good luck!

► Small bakeries peppering throughout the marketplace kick off December with a flurry of decorated cookies. Guests will find cookies and biscuits cut into different shapes, painted with icing, smeared with jam, and drizzled with chocolate. Hot chocolate booths also pop up, their baristas encouraging guests to gather and enjoy the snow by the center market tree with a cozy drink.

JOBS & QUESTS

A MAKESHIFT TAVERN

CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS: A SLAYER QUEST AWAITS!
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!

The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.

Yaaassss sLay all day!

JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!

I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.

Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!

JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!

I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!

You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!

JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!

Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.

Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!

JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!

If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.

You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

PULL UP A CHAIR

► As a watering hole for adventurers looking for a place to kick back and relax with a hot beer, the tavern is a hot spot at all hours. Crude and sticky, there's never a dull moment at this establishment! Fights break out every night, drinking competitions are the norm, and it's the best place to gather information.

The tavern doubles as an inn, offering a dozen rooms above the bar for adventurers to cool their heels. A night's stay is relatively cheap and costs only a handful of chips.

► Guests can pick up jobs and quests from the tavern's request board. Postings vary in difficulty and payout. Anyone is welcome to pick them up and they can be completed for as long as the dungeon is active.

► Jobs and quests can be completed through the dungeon prompts below. They may be done multiple times. These job posters need a lot of supply!

► Guests can also list their own jobs and quests to the tavern's request board. While the board is typically meant to attract adventurers for hire, guests can advertise their own services this way. The bartender really doesn't care what goes up. She's too busy breasting boobily behind the counter in a corset that hikes her cleavage against her throat.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT

GOOD LUCK, NEW ARRIVALS

A TRENDY RENOVATION

► Low rank guests will be delighted to find that the basement has been completely renovated! Basement and maintenance floors have been converted into a realistic dungeon complete with gray stone, torchlight, and the echo of crawling monsters. Low rank suites have been temporarily adjusted to match the aesthetic.

► The communal bathroom has also been styled into a medieval latrine. Low rank guests can now enjoy bonding together over a communal trench and chamber pots. A helpful sign has been posted on the door advising guests to be wary of slimes coming up through the piping.

► Low rank guests that aren't happy with their living arrangements can check out the rooms above the tavern. They need only chat with the bartender and pay a fee for each night they wish to stay. It's up to them whether or not they think a dungeon filled with monsters or a raucous tavern is better for their beauty sleep.

NEW ARRIVALS

► New arrivals find themselves waking in various locations throughout the dungeon. Unlike low rank guests who have dungeon suites, new arrivals wake randomly in the upper and lower levels of the dungeon. Anywhere is fair game.

► New arrivals are considered dungeon monsters. In fact, wildcards are the number one hunted monster for the extremely popular sLaying quest! They'll have to keep on their toes if they don't want to be sexily sLayed.

► Stepping away from resort standard, wildcards wake dressed to embody their role as an erotic dungeon monster. The house knows that its guests have eclectic tastes, so monster costumes range from skimpy strategically placed furs to full body suits.

► What are dungeon monsters without drops? Wildcards will also wake with a pouch of valuables for adventurers to collect. These items can vary from useful ores, gemstones, and chip vouchers to random items like condoms, vegetables, and shiny rocks.

UPPER DUNGEON

START THE DESCENT

FLOOR 1

Heading down the stairs from the marketplace leads to the first floor of the dungeon. This is where all low rank suites have been condensed. Corridors are generally dry and well lit, with twisting ivy and torches lining the walls. Some guests say that it’s an improvement over the previously dreary, dirty basement.

Only a handful of monsters are brave enough to come close to the surface. The ones that do have low IQs and are easily defeated.

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► Barrels, crates, and chests can be found in corners and intersections. Low value materials, like perishables and basic clothing, can be found inside. This may or may not include the personal items of low rank guests misplaced during renovations. Whoops!

Watch out! Mimic chests love to hide amongst these crates. Opened mimic chests chase nearby guests, desperate to thrust their slimy tongues into any reachable orifice. They’re also quite dumb, happily repopulating areas where other mimics have been beaten. It isn’t uncommon to find a new one where an old one had been just yesterday!

► Sprigs of mistletoe grow over doors and dangle from the ceiling. Nothing happens when someone passes alone. The enchantment is only triggered when two or more people intersect. Those who cross under the mistletoe may find themselves unable to leave its proximity. As if an invisible bubble has appeared, attempts to leave will be rebuffed.

The mistletoe enchantment can only be broken by kissing. Some mistletoe may be satisfied with a brief kiss while others may require its victims to use tongue. Get ready for some smooching!

FLOOR 2

Multiple stairways across the first floor lead down to the second. As guests head down, they will find the temperature dropping and light dimming. The stairwell opens up to a reveal crumbling archways, staggered levels of ruins, and rich moss blanketing over stone.

This dungeon floor has several gaps between ruins and multiple pockets of open space. Old wooden bridges creak in the wind. Leaves flick across, carried on steady breeze. Treasure chests and harpy-like monsters can be found throughout the ruins.

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► Adventurers need to cross multiple bridges to make it to the next portion of the dungeon. However, they will find that they cannot cross these bridges alone. All bridges in this area vanish the moment someone steps out solo. Luckily, falls to the ground are cushioned by a thick blanket of moss.

Adventurers must step forward together, hand-in-hand, in order to cross. Guests that stop holding hands while crossing, hesitate, or mistrust one another will find the bridge vanishing from beneath their feet.

► Wind speeds spike dangerously at random intervals and send the floor into sub-freezing temperatures. During these times, it is advised that adventurers take cover, because they might end up blown away. There are sporadic abandoned campsites in caves and alcoves where guests can wait out the wind.

These campsites serendipitously offer a cozy bedroll. One cozy bedroll. With howling winds knocking out torchlight, the only way to keep warm is to cuddle up and share body heat. Oddly enough, the furious winds only calm down after adventurers snuggle. Weird!

FLOOR 3

Lush vegetation dominates the third floor. Pathways are challenging to follow beneath overgrown flora. Ancient trees twist between crumbling pillars. This dungeon forest is teeming with sexy floral monsters that blend with the brush and provoke adventurers with sensual whispers. Isn’t it amazing how accurate they are in pinpointing your kinks?

Monsters on this floor love to tease and fondle guests passing through. Adventurers cutting through the forest may end up groped by branches, leaves, and flowers. Or more! These floral monsters can get very handsy.

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► Treasure chests can be found throughout the dungeon forest. The floral monsters will try to protect them, but none of the monsters in this area are particularly strong. Wood nymphs seduce guests away from chests and vines will lash out to slap their hands. Chests on this floor are valuable, offering high-quality potions like elixirs and panaceas.

Not all potions are good. Some bottles are decoys that cause unwanted effects. The three most common decoys are love potions, hatemance potions, and flora potions.

LOVE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the person who drinks it fall in love with the first person they see.

HATEMANCE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the first person who drinks it fall into hate, coupled with passionate sexual desire, for the first person they see.

FLORA POTION: Liquefied chlorophyll designed to temporarily transform anyone who drinks it into a sexy monster. Monster need not be plant-based.

► An invasive species, the dongle flower, can be found in large number in the center of the forest. This flower’s fleshy petals phallically cone into one another and stand erect from a small cluster of leaves at its base. This flower is mostly known for its milk, which can be collected by pumping its petals. Those unfamiliar with this breed of flora may mistake it for a human penis, but closer investigation will confirm that it is indeed a plant.

Getting to close to the dongle flower comes with risks. This flower is notorious for ejaculating its milk when stimulated. Dongle flowers in close proximity may trigger one another and cause a chain of milk ejaculations. Dongle flower milk has analeptic properties that heighten virility, sensitivity, and sex drive. The more milk, the more potent.

LOWER DUNGEON

HALFWAY DOWN

FLOOR 4

A slope leads the way down to the fourth floor. Adventurers must be careful with their footing to avoid taking a spill because the path is steep and uneven. Why are these stones sticking up so much, anyway?!

Guests not watching their step may end up triggering a trap. After a trick stone sinks beneath their weight, a rumble echoes throughout the dungeon. This echo the ominous prelude to a giant boulder crashing down and rolling after them! (There is a nipple painted on the boulder.)

Those that don’t want to get squashed by the boulder may have to throw themselves off the ledge. Depending on where they decide to jump ship, they will end up in a different chamber designed to test their mettle.

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► CHAMBER ONE: An unfurnished room with no windows or doors. This chamber is deep, making it difficult to try and scale the walls back up to the path. Lone adventurers will end up stuck until someone else joins them, because the trap will not trigger until two or more guests are inside.

Once at least two guests are trapped, spikes spring from two opposing walls. They slowly begin to close in and a booming voice declares: BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE OR DIE!

The floor will give way for guests that comply. Those that do not and cannot get out of the room on their own will be spiked. They may escape with injuries or die. If the latter, they will revive in the Broken Wing clinic.

► CHAMBER TWO: This chamber is divided into multiple parallel rooms. These rooms are designed to facilitate a specific kink between the guests trapped inside. They might be furnished with toys or vacant with only a gloryhole in a partition. Regardless, every room has a door locked shut with a bulky padlock.

After two guests have entered a booming voice declares: EXPLORE KINK OR REMAIN TRAPPED FOREVER!

Padlocks will drop and doors will open for guests that comply. Those that do not are doomed to be trapped forever… or figure a way out through demolition. That disembodied voice is going to be really salty when adventurers realize that last option exists.

FLOOR 5

Water commands the fifth floor. Adventurers must tread through dark and damp tunnels that lead into flooded chambers. Pools and rivers run throughout, with some areas reaching depths of 50 feet. Treasure chests are submerged but are worth the effort, offering ores, metals, and rare stones that can be used to enhance weapons with the blacksmith.

Reverse mermaids live in these waters. They enjoy swimming alongside adventurers and spreading their legs to show off how good they are for fucking.

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► Slimes ooze along the ceiling and plop into the water. They float along like jellyfish, but will direct themselves toward adventurers they sense nearby. Slimes vary in size and color, though the majority are small enough to cup between two hands. The mother slime, a giant slime hidden deep in the depths, occasionally appears to absorb adventurers into her gelatinous body.

Small and deceptively cute, these little monsters are attracted to adventurers and eager to ooze all over them. Different colored slimes and their secretions cause various physical reactions. Slimes can be mixed to create combination effects.

CLEAR SLIME: Clear slime is an aphrodisiac that can also be used as a lubricant.

PINK SLIME: Pink slime amplifies shyness and embarrassment.

PURPLE SLIME: Purple slime triggers sexual aggression and sadistic tendencies.

YELLOW SLIME: Yellow slime may enhance dominate or submissive inclinations.

MOTHER SLIME: Secretions from the mother slime trigger a breeding rut/heat. The more contact one has with the mother slime, the more intense the rut/heat.

► The water in this dungeon has unique properties. Adventurers that soak for long periods of time may find their skin clearing up, their hair becoming shinier, and their features becoming dewy and radiant. This water is imbued with beauty magic that intensifies the sexiness of those who drink or bathe in it. Everything they do, even sneezing or scratching an itch, will be tinted in a pink glow of attractive glamor.

Guests that soak for too long run the risk of becoming powerfully distracting. Beauty can be bewitching, so take care to not charm other adventurers into becoming obsessed admirers, lest you become an unwitting Helen of Troy!

Drinking the water comes with an additional potential side effect. The drinker's voice has a 25% chance of becoming hypnotic. They may be able to entrance others or cause them to orgasm through dirty talk alone.

FLOOR 6

Drying off won't be a problem after getting down to the sixth floor! The temperature jumps to a sweltering degree and light glints off silvery glass. Orange and red flicker and dance. Stepping into the yawning mouth of this massive floor reveals a giant pit of blazing fire beneath a twisting mirror maze.

Muscular minotaurs prowl, prepared to kidnap adventurers and whisk them away to their dens. This maze is also equipped with traps and enchantments designed to redirect guests back to the beginning entrance. Adventurers will need to use creativity and ingenuity to navigate this labyrinth while battling intense heat.

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► Guests can take cover in small chambers at maze corridor intersections. These rooms are also sweltering but, happily enough, there are magical air conditioners available! Two plates on opposite sides of the room must simultaneously be stepped on in order to activate the ice enchantment.

Comfort comes with a price. Something strange happens when magic sparks: the adventurers standing on the activation plates have swapped bodies! They won't be able to switch back immediately, either, because the ice enchantment has a cool down period. Their options are to either wait it out or go find another room with an unused ice enchantment!

► Adventurers that successfully navigate their way through the maze will find a long corridor leading to a massive shining door. They've found the exit down to the treasure room where riches upon riches are waiting. Money, money, money!!

Guests that let their guard down while walking to the door may end up shot with an arrow! In classic dungeon fashion, holes in the wall open and launch arrows all the way down to the entrance of the treasure room.

Getting shot by an arrow will trigger lust at first sight! Forget about everything else and look at your fellow dungeon crawler. Aren't they so erotic? Don't you really want to fuck them right now and forget about all that treasure? Or perhaps they're still rocking around in your swapped body. Isn't it suddenly tempting to fuck yourself?

TREASURE ROOM

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T CURSED

FLOOR 7: THE BOTTOM FLOOR

The final floor of the dungeon is a massive chamber glittering with precious gems, metals, and enchanted valuables. Piles and piles of gold coins are stacked as far as the eye can see. Treasure chests line the walls, overflowing with sparkling jewelry. Anyone that’s ever wanted to swim in piles of gold can finally make their dream come true.

Guests can take whatever they can carry. They have to make their way back up through the dungeon with it, so hopefully they came prepared!

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► Brave adventurers that managed to come this far deserve worthwhile gains. Those who enter the treasure room are welcome to pick up special treasures from the following selection. None of these items are game breaking, so players can pick up multiple or mix and match.

ECHO STONE: A small stone that fits in the palm of a hand. When tapped, it sends out a soft pulse that outlines nearby exits, hidden passages, or alternate routes in shimmering light.

EARRINGS OF FATE: A matching pair of diamond studs. If shared between two people, the wearers can sense each others’ location all times.

CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY: Shimmering silver fabric as smooth as water. Wearing this cloak grants invisibility.

THONG OF BRONZE: A bronze thong. Wearing this thong increases power, endurance, and speed, but only when worn alone.

RING OF PROTECTION: A simple gold ring enchanted to protect the wearer. While this is useful during battle, it also can act as birth control and prevent sharing diseases.

CLICK LOCK LOCKET: A simple golden heart-shaped locket. The wearer can open the locket and give themselves temporary body modifications for up to two hours at a time.

MECHANICAL MOUSE: A mechanical mouse that registers its master with a drop of blood. A little friend that can scout, transport small items, and fit into tiny spaces.

BRASS COMPASS: A small brass compass with delicate gears. It doesn’t point north. Instead, it points to the carrier's deepest desire or the object they seek the most.

FEATHER OF FLIGHT: A delicate feather that feels lighter than air itself. Grants the ability to fly for a short period but the user must have it in their possession and activate it. Works in bursts, such as allowing them to jump across wide gaps or avoid a deadly fall.

HAND OF LUCK: A small, silver broach shaped like a human hand, fingers outstretched in a gesture of good fortune. The hand grants increased luck to the user, influencing dice rolls, odds, or even the outcome of risky decisions. However, it only works once per day. When it activates it may make other things worse.

► An iridescent door glitters at the back of the treasure room. Written on an aged scroll pinned to the wall is an explanation that this door can send adventurers home. They will have abandon their companions for this opportunity, because one who uses the door must pass through alone. The scroll explains that the door will only work once within a span of several hours, making it impossible for anyone else to immediately use it. There is also the risk that it will never work again.

Of course, the door isn't really sending anyone back to their world. Guests that decide to take the leap will find themselves walking straight into their suite upstairs. The scroll didn't specify which home!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; anonymous; aphrodisiacs; BDSM dynamics; body swap; breeding kink; classic tropes; costumes; cum play; dubcon; death; enchantments; erotic plants; erotic monsters; entrapment; hypnotism; noncon; temperature play; traps; weapons; violence; voice kink

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Comments

[fraternallyyours]

[Dammit. He definitely did want quiet, but he guesses speaking up was his mistake... and, at the very least, chatter is more tolerable when they have a common enemy-slash-inconvenience to mock.]

Really, who do they think they are... [He sets about wiping his face with a clean rag, getting what globs he can out of his hair. ...He will simply turn a blind eye to what Aak is doing about the goo in his hair. The client can cope.] Sure, it makes harvesting easier in a sense, but at what cost.

[Definitely Toma's dignity, for one thing - also, ew, he's pretty sure it got in his mouth?

...Shit.

Cleaning up faster. He has no idea what specifically this stuff does, but he can make an educated guess.]

[malpwactice]

[At what cost. Aak giggles in response, taking joy in how dramatically that's phrased.]

You know, some of the plants are real annoying. There was this one a while back it demanded you touch it juuuuuuuust right.

[The goop is mostly out of his bangs. It's not clean to his satisfaction but he'd just have to crash at one of his higher-rank friends' place and use their bath. He didn't hate the communal baths but the state they were in right now made even him flinch.]

I swear I had to stimulate that thing for like twenty minutes and say nice things to it. My fingers got sore!

[It's here he does turn to look at Toma properly, wiggling his fingers while he does. The prissy-looking guy seems to be picking up his pace. Aak's eyes light up a bit.]

What about you? [he leans back, attention now wholly distracted from harvesting,]

You quick and easy or more picky, prettyboy?

[fraternallyyours]

[Now that he's trying to hurry up, the most Toma answers with is a pretty minimal mm-hm. Definitely for sure still listening, not at all rushing to get out of here - definitely not already noticing his heartrate picking up.

...Shit. He's looking at him - and asking that? Toma makes eye contact for about half a second, looking a little bit like a deer caught in headlights, before looking pointedly away.]

That's-- [Shit, how does he answer that. His face is warming, making the small scar across his nose all the more visible.] Probably-- depends on who you ask. Not your business.

[That was not a way to get the topic off himself and he knows it. Shit, okay, think--]

What about you?

[goddammit not that either]

[malpwactice]

[Aak's tail swishes in a way like a creature figuring out when to pounce. There was something way more exciting about a target that knew they were in a bit of trouble. So, Toma's speeding up, the way he averts his eyes, it only makes Aak more eager to harass him.]

[Not his business but the guy's asking back? Oh, something got him bad. Aak glances down at his retrieved sample. If he needed to, he could gather it all again. If he found a more fun way to use it. But Prettyboy might have gotten enough to get stupid horny already.]

Hmmm~m.... maybe the same as you? [Aak stands up, idly smacking one of the spent dongle flowers. The base of the flower pulses sadly as it doesn't have a new load to spill already. The Feline grins with sadistic little glee.]

Sometimes with the right person it's just real easy, you know?

[Hope Toma's ready to have short catboy in his face, peering up to try and look at every little flush and distortion of his expression.]

What'sit called, "compatibility"?

[fraternallyyours]

[Oh, he is absolutely not. Toma is rarely ready to have anyone in his face to begin with - but especially not now, when his skin is starting to warm and prickle with sensitivity. He's pretty sure Aak isn't actually close enough to make contact yet, but Toma could swear for a split second that he feels fur brush against him.]

Uh-- [There is absolutely no hiding how that flush on his face deepens, how his breath hitches at the sudden proximity - or the work it takes him to look away again, brows creasing stubbornly.] That would... be the word, yes. Shouldn't you go make that delivery, now?

[malpwactice]

[It's easy to accuse the fur of being close. The big, fluffy ears or the big, fluffy tail certainly overdo it. Although for his work harvesting he's got most of his torso and limbs covered and secured down.]

Oh, that? [How could he possibly make a delivery with something so fun in front of him?]

I got plenty of time for that one. Now, you... [he tilts his head] you got maybe five minutes before you're a real mess? Maybe fifteen if you got good willpower.

[The smell of the flower's secretions was already intense from being in his hair. This guy's doused in it. So, really, even if they did something it wouldn't leave any evidence! The whole place smelled like sex and sweat anyways!]

And the longer you wait the less compatibility will even matter, hehehe! Compatible with anyone who's got a hand for ya'. [The classic negging-as-flirting move.]

[fraternallyyours]

[Fuck he noticed. Which-- okay, yes, obviously, he noticed; Toma is breathing like he just sprinted here instead of spending the last several minutes kneeling among the dick flowers, and is trying (less subtly than he would like) to maneuver his supply bag between his crotch and Aak's potential line of sight.]

You-- look, I'll just-- [Just what, deal with it himself? As if that would be any less humiliating - he realizes that much in time to cut himself off, at least, flushed lips pressing into a thin line as he glares down at the cat man.]

...Get to the point.

[malpwactice]

The point? We're just talking here, my dude! [Aak smiles with an absolute little bastard-kitty smile. Sometimes it's just fun when someone's so obviously screwed over by the resort.]

[It would probably be better if he just went for the point. If he decided to be business-like and negotiate they might be able to broker a mutually-beneficial card-based deal. They might even part ways on good terms! However, that's not fun. This whole dungeon run experience was an excuse to mess around so why should he act like it's any normal day?]

You'll just what, anyways? You got someone you go to for stuff like this? [he tilts his head coyly]

How quick can they get here? Bet I can do it quicker.

[fraternallyyours]

[Oh that is obnoxious. First the guy's going to make a whole show of drawing attention to Toma's state, and now this "just talking" bullshit? The least he could do is give Toma some privacy to make a call, or--

Well. Or just do something about it, seeing as how he is right there (and making a point of being right right there) - but Toma is determined to maintain that such an outcome would be a distant backup option, dammit. It only a little bit occurred to him as a potential outcome of "getting to the point".

As such-- he's pretty quick to latch onto that comment about someone he goes to in these kinds of cases. Toma scoffs sharply, holding his head as high as he can under the circumstances.]

I do, as a matter of fact - and that isn't a bet you want to make, you know. If I do call him, you certainly won't want to be here when he arrives.

[malpwactice]

[Aak is, indeed, right here, and has no such scruples about who he rolls around with. That's part of why he can gamble so readily with Toma's attention, too. If he plays too hard and burns a bridge then, well, he didn't even step on the bridge to start with! And, although he tries to not show it, the threat of calling someone to kick his ass is like delicately holding a match over a bridge.]

Ohhh? Is he the jealous type? Like, if we're makin' out when he shows up is he gonna blow his lid?

[He'll just casually drop that idea into conversation. Really, he imagines they'd be much further than making out much quicker. Especially if Toma's mystery caller was coming from the lobby or above.]

What if it's good for you, do I get a pass then?

[fraternallyyours]

No, he just doesn't like people bothering me - and we are not going to "make out", I am not kissing you. [Priorities!

...Of course, with that implicit admission that Chobe doesn't actually mind Toma hooking up with other people as long as he's actually into it... he can't exactly roll that back for the sake of petty sniping now. So, instead, after only a moment of fumbling (this is so much more frustrating to navigate under these conditions), he snaps:] You sure haven't lent much confidence that it'll be any good yet.

[malpwactice]

Okayyy, okay! No kissing, I got it.

[Aak can read in between the lines. He now knows that there's a certain level of bothering he needs to skirt beneath. He's confident in doing that, since he's done it time and time again. If Toma were actually to hold him to a fair standard when it came to his naughtiness then... well, he might be one of the first. Too many of Aak's dear suckers were weak for his fuzzy face and tolerated his crimes.]

[He backs away a bit, not actually to give Toma more space, but to start circling him, glancing from some more angles.]

Easiest is probably just a handie, unless you really prefer catchin', [he punctuates the crude comment with a pat of his hand against Toma's hip. In case it wasn't clear what he meant.]

[fraternallyyours]

[Only time can tell... on one hand, Toma isn't one easily swayed by a cute little fuzzy face. On the other, at some point, he's bound to learn that Aak does have Rin Protection. An unfair advantage in itself.

For now, at least, teaching the guy a lesson isn't exactly a priority. Certainly, it ranks below continuing to try to cover himself as Aak circles around him. ...To what degree he can comfortably cover himself without risk of accidentally rubbing against the bag, at least; he is so hard, and if he makes some kind of Noise from a canvas bag he can't be seen in public ever again.]

We might as well just-- [He wants to say to just get it over with, but he can't actually stop the thought, with every inch of his body warm and wanting, of which of Aak's offered options would feel better--

--And then Aak actually touches him, and Toma is so sensitive by now that even that little pat to his hip is enough to send a jolt through him and knock a soft, entirely involuntary whine from his throat. His grip on the bag slips, one hand flying up to cover his mouth - not that there's much point.

Fuck.]

[malpwactice]

[Aak does have his pride, at least. He won't rely on hiding behind his girlfriend's skirt until he has to. Instead, he aims to be low priority. So long as he's not the worst problem in the room, so long as he provided some benefit to the people around him, he had leverage. Aak's eyes trail along the muscles, starting to notice the ginger way he holds his bag]

[Finishing the sentence could switch the mood, let Toma regain some element of control in this tryst, but instead one touch sets him off like an alarm.]

[And Aak's eyes light up in excitement.]

Oh, you've got it bad! [he says, delighted. While he can tell that the bag has slipped and that's where the real vulnerability would be he's also a bit tempted- and Aak is very bad at resisting temptation.]

[So, Toma won't have to worry about his hard-on being stared at just yet. Since, instead, Aak is reaching out to put a hand on each side of Toma's waist and squeezing to get a feel for exactly how scrawny or bulky he is.]

[fraternallyyours]

Shut up.

[So much for any semblance of dignity... especially when Aak keeps going, his hands finding their way to Toma's waist. Toma gasps, tensing under Aak's fingers; he's definitely on the twinkish side, as slim under his loose-fitting clothes as he looks at a glance, though there's certainly some lean muscle lining his frame.

His hand drops from his mouth to shove at one of Aak's wrists - though it's more reflexive than a focused effort at dissuasion.] What-- are you doing now?

[malpwactice]

[The guy says shut up, but he's not trying to chase him off. He brings a hand to Aak's wrist but he's not breaking it or anything. That's practically permission to continue, isn't it?]

Hm? [as if he can't imaging what Toma's asking about] Just feelin' things out, you know? [and he sidles a bit closer, even though he's the shorter of the two, it seems he still aims to be the big spoon in this kind of situation.]

[While the grab-ability has been tested and he wouldn't mind holding on longer, perhaps while bending the other over something, he's still flexible. He can go with whatever is the least irritating to the guy who could call his hitman honeybunch. So one of those hands will slide around to where the bag can no longer cover. He can touch~]

[fraternallyyours]

[He sure is not breaking it!! He's already decided this guy is, unfortunately, probably his best bet for dealing with this right now (and the state of his dick is definitely for sure not affecting his patience in any way), so-- however annoying he may be, Toma doesn't intend to actually try to drive him off.

...Unfortunately, he seems very determined to be annoying.] Sure.

[It really is difficult to even think of continuing to complain, though, when Aak's hand reaches around him. Toma shudders noticeably at the bolt of warmth that runs through him at just that little bit of contact, and finally fumbles to set the bag down before he drops it outright.] H-hang on.

[malpwactice]

[The problem is that they both know Aak is the best solution to this problem. He can tell enough from his small dosing that the flower's secretions were potent. And, this close, his nose is practically dead from the smell of it all. That's not going to stop him, of course. Even if one sense was blown out the other ones were still working fine.]

Oh, yea. [Aak's tone continues to be casual and light, even as his fingers start to slide against the fabric covering the other man's cock.]

You don't wanna go and drop something and waste anymore hard work, huh? [And yet, his hands don't seem to really be holding anything back. He's not pushing with the contact he has but he's also not slowing what he's started. He wants to keep dragging his hands over the others' clothes and working him up.]

[And if he does drop something, who caaaa~res.]

[fraternallyyours]

[Fuck. Shit. Part of Toma wants to complain, to scold the man and tell him to fuck off until he's got this set down - but that is not the part that's in control of his physical reactions, and even the idle slide of Aak's fingers over his clothes, that muted contact where his pulse feels like it's pounding in his cock, feels nothing short of incredible right now.]

Ffhh-- fucker. [It comes out too breathy to even sound properly annoyed... he reaches a hand blindly over his shoulder to grab onto Aak, height difference be damned, for-- some kind of support. He sure isn't confident he can stay up himself at the moment - especially not as he leans over just slightly, legs trembling, to finally put the bag down.

It... still ends up dropping from a bit higher than he'd like. That's probably fine. If anything broke, he'll just be mad about it later.]

[malpwactice]

[The response to being swore at is just a breathy giggle. The grab might do better at silencing him if not for how wobbly the rest of the body is.]

Whaaaaat? [He drags out the syllable, clearly relishing in his own bad behavior. He knows what he's doing, he knows it's pissing his target off, what's not to enjoy?]

You seem kinda weak in the knees, dude. [Aak drags his fingers along the length he can feel. He's turned on, too, but it's a little more difficult for his anatomy to make it obvious until it's obvious.]

Maybe you should settle down, take a breather.

[A small kick to the back of the other guy's leg, wanting to see if he can actually make the poor horny mess crumple to the ground.]

[fraternallyyours]

[fucking asshole cat-

Normally, getting a hit like that on Toma at all is kind of a pain in the ass to pull off. Normally, however, his body isn't sending so much of its blood supply south that having a stranger touching him through his clothes has him leaking pre through the fabric.

In other words, yeah, he goes down with a startled yelp - though, he doesn't relinquish his hold on Aak's shoulder. You're going with him, bud.]

[malpwactice]

[Whoop-]

[Aak's not a big guy, he's easy to drag down. He tries to force Toma to take the brunt of the fall but instead they should of end up taking it half-each on their sides. Ahh, damn, he was just hoping for the guy at blowjob height. Well, now they're both on the cold, hard ground.]

Spiteful, huh? [He's mad about the twinge in his shoulder but it's not like he didn't expect it or respect it.]

S'like you don't wanna play with me. [he teases, bringing his hand up to poke the other's cheek]

Don't want a handie~?

[fraternallyyours]

You have-- no idea.

[Struggling to catch his breath will not be stopping him from being snippy, as it turns out - especially not as Aak pokes at him. Toma's eyes narrow, and he waves that hand away.]

If you want something in return-- just ask for it.

[Because he sure isn't going to deny being willing to reciprocate for some kind of relief right now.]

[malpwactice]

[Just ask for it? Be direct? At what point in this conversation has be appeared to be a guy who can do that?]

[However, putting it forward as part of a negotiation doesn't make Aak spiteful in response. It's an okay move forward. His lips curl up in a mischievous smile, pointed canines showing.]

I wanna fuck you. [a swish of the tail, visible from the other side of his body, as if he didn't just ask something outrageous of a stranger.] Duh.

Buuu~t I could be convinced to settle for less. You know, if you had ideas.

[fraternallyyours]

[...On one hand, despite having just told Aak to ask directly, that particular answer is kind of obnoxious.

On the other: God dammit. His breath hitches a little - caught for a moment on the thought, just as when Aak first asked him to pick. It's all the worse now, when he's even more worked up, but-- no. No, he is not going to ask this jackass to fuck him.

Not that making him choose something else is, but - lesser of two irritations. Toma's lips press into a thin line, eyes narrowing despite the flush still on his face.]

...Would you prefer my hand, or mouth?