TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

lmfao i know i know - what color do you want or?
Ah, but I'm not alone, now am I?
[ Since Sylvain is here too. Cale only really looks feeble and weak. Well. He'd say that he's weak too but Cale thinks he can handle some slimes. ]
You're looking a bit soggy there, Sylvain.
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Cale's observation isn't wrong, though. In fact, Sylvain almost seems to be glistening from the water currently clinging to his skin, droplets beading in a way that catches the eye and plays with the light down here - dim though it might be. Not that he's realized that yet - he's more distracted by the current threat of slimes. ]
You're lucky I wandered this way, then, hmm? And it's just a little water, at least. You were about to be coated in ooze.
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It's also distracted for Cale and if there are more slimes shifting? He doesn't see them. ]
Just a little water? Sylvain, you're absolutely soaked. If you catch a cold don't look at me to nurse you back to health.
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He waves off the concern, though, because this floor is positively temperate compared to the windy one upstairs. And it's a welcome relief after the flaming hot one. At the moment, it actually feels pretty good. Just really... moist. ]
It's just water. It's not even cold down here. I'll dry soon enough. [ Probably. Right? Does magical water still dry after a while? he sure hopes so.
His attention on Cale as he approaches the redhead now, he doesn't have a good vantage of the slimes Cale was hunting before, either. Hopefully the one overhead was the last of them? ]
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[ Because Cale has an idea that will more than likely work. He just needs for Sylvain to actually buy into it a little. So he approaches Sylvain -
Only for a Slime to fall from the ceiling. SPLAT! Right onto Cale's face. ]
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[ Sylvain makes a startled jump backwards when something drops from the roof of this cavern with a stealthy speed that catches even him by surprise. he hadn't even seen another ooze up there after he'd burned away the first one, but he shouldn't have assumed. These things always seemed to travel in endlessly oozing packs.
And then he's leaping for Cale again, reaching to try and drag the thing off, because it's not like he can set this one on fire.
Of course, the thing just tries to swallow his hand in the process, so he's not sure he can actually help here. ]
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They probably look like quite a pair, trying to escape the clutches of this slime. It only seems to let go when Cale takes a step and slips, starting to fall backwards! ]
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But no worries. Cale shouldn't be too harmed, because he falls backwards... right onto a much larger slime that seems to shimmer with a myriad of colors that seemed combined of all the smaller slimes they've been fighting and collecting all this. Or maybe the little ones were just part of this much larger one? Hard to tell in the moment but there's a moment of bounce when Cale lands atop the glutinous blob behind him. And then slowly starts to sink. ]
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Only to realize the problem. ]
Shit. Sylvain -
[ Not that he gets to get the words "help" out of his mouth. The MOTHER SLIME starts to absorb Cale. It pulls him further and further into its gelatinous mass. ]
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His eyes wide, he reaches out to catch one of Cale’s flailing hands, trying to tug him free before the creature can submerge any more of the redhead. ]
Shit! Fire?
[ He’s not sure what magic Cale has, but he’s not sure he can keep his own fireballs contained enough to hit only the slime and not Cale himself.
And it hasn’t even occurred to him that they might have bigger concerns beyond the slime - ones already sinking in everywhere the slime touches Cale’s exposed skin, or soaking the fabric of his clothes, which still has basically the same effect since they’re touching his skin. ]
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So now Cale is just floating in that Slime. For a moment, Cale looks like he might be trying to swim inside the creature's body. But it looks pretty silly, completely unable to move anywhere.
Sylvain has to be careful. It could be that fire magic could actually cook Cale alive! Time to be creative? ]